UnNews/Technology

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
UnNews
ON TOPIC
Refresh
Technology

Some news is so overblown it needs its own page.

Shit That Pisses Me Off:The Vizio VBR100 Blu-ray player23:14, 14 February 2026
IPad to replace missal at Mass15:00, 11 January 2026
Apple plans electric religion21:40, 7 January 2026
My damn TV won't work19:50, 2 January 2026
500 gigabytes of hentai found inside of Tesla's "Full Self Driving" source code20:41, 28 July 2024
Army of Darkness admits subliminal techniques used to recruit children15:35, 25 July 2024
Scorsese discovers Britney Spears Email song03:48, 27 February 2024
Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site13:43, 17 January 2024
Lordy, there are tapes!12:14, 14 July 2023
Neil Young to premiere porno at SXSW03:17, 8 February 2023
Neil Young introduces high-resolution porno player03:17, 8 February 2023
NASA fixes supercomputer by turning it off and then back on23:17, 24 January 2023
Microsoft announces a new-old Operating System06:49, 24 October 2022
Microsoft admits: Nobody understands software licenses06:49, 24 October 2022
Jobs unveils super-absorbent iPad 206:23, 24 October 2022
FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls05:40, 24 October 2022
Could China suicides hurt Apple's image?05:21, 24 October 2022
CNN becomes first TV network to broadcast in low definition05:15, 24 October 2022
Trolling AI "indistinguishable" from humans18:53, 18 October 2022
Tiktok's scientists train users to "scroll down"21:02, 27 July 2021
National dogeday ensues, Dogecoin price is pumping, everyone is rich22:17, 20 April 2021
Sputnik is launch!18:51, 30 December 2020
Bose founder Amar Bose dies; audiophiles rejoice03:02, 14 July 2020
‘Make Me Gay’ app debate heats up09:47, 27 December 2019
We need to talk about net neutrality13:28, 14 December 2019
Nintendo sues Nintendo over Game Boy emulator19:45, 13 December 2019
Google implements gays-only employment policy04:00, 3 July 2019
Apple unveils millions of apps for iApp device01:23, 22 February 2019
President not replaced, just upgraded01:27, 29 April 2018
Holiday shopping preview 201709:24, 7 December 2017
New Amazon gadget may be last device you will ever need if you can figure out what it does13:04, 21 October 2017
Hasta la Vista, baby! Windows 7 predecessor terminated05:33, 21 September 2017
Apple unveils new iPad Mini09:28, 19 September 2017
The Onion's business plan undone by Esc button12:19, 19 July 2017
Controversy over Nigga Teen Patches00:19, 23 October 2016
New Intel chip enables crafty robots22:30, 12 October 2016
You Are Either With Facebook or You're a Mass Murderer Claims Mark Zuckerberg14:44, 29 August 2016
Samsung seeks to increase 3-D TV sales in 201120:33, 18 November 2015
Germanwings tragedy portends pilotless passenger drones12:17, 2 April 2015
Tesla world battery developed by Russia17:29, 4 March 2015