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| Video game characters are to blame for rising oil prices, New war on the horizon | 21:32, 24 December 2023 |
| 26 killed in Baghdad book store, "Harry Potter" books blamed | 01:26, 5 September 2023 |
| Archaeologist Believes He May Have Finally Found the Lost Extension Cord of Cleopatra | 19:21, 30 November 2022 |
| US accuses Iran of poor fashion sense | 15:14, 24 October 2022 |
| United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the Middle East | 15:13, 24 October 2022 |
| UN Security Council imposes sanctions on North Pole | 15:12, 24 October 2022 |
| Syrian Government Denies Killing Farmer's Turks | 15:03, 24 October 2022 |
| Sacred Bull bites back | 14:50, 24 October 2022 |
| S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!" | 14:50, 24 October 2022 |
| Osama bin Laden found hiding in Big Brother house | 14:32, 24 October 2022 |
| Iran: Israel 'iz lyke ttly ghey' | 06:16, 24 October 2022 |
| Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs | 05:59, 24 October 2022 |
| George Bush arrives in America | 05:51, 24 October 2022 |
| Gaddaffy Duck now hottest image on Google | 05:49, 24 October 2022 |
| Female bomber trashes Shi'ite campus | 05:43, 24 October 2022 |
| Britain attempts to make plane crashes more deadly | 04:56, 24 October 2022 |
| Bond Cat dies of Catnip Overdose | 04:53, 24 October 2022 |
| BBC announces plans for embedded journalists to enlist with US forces | 04:47, 24 October 2022 |
| Arabs left in dismay after global warming-caused depletion of sand levels leave North African countries broke | 04:38, 24 October 2022 |
| Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad | 04:33, 24 October 2022 |
| Ahmadinejad Elected President of Israel | 04:27, 24 October 2022 |
| Q announces peace between Humans and Ferengi | 03:04, 29 March 2022 |
| Fatah, Hamas agree to withdraw grues from conflict | 03:44, 20 November 2021 |
| US confirms Kabul airstrike did not kill Gabby Petito | 05:31, 20 September 2021 |
| Israel admits involvement in shark attacks | 19:05, 12 June 2021 |
| Israel deploys the latest in its arsenal - giant inflated Jews | 19:03, 12 June 2021 |
| Experts:Mediterranean's climate curiously resembles pea soup | 19:00, 12 June 2021 |
| Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory | 18:17, 12 June 2021 |
| Terrorist group claims responsibility for Williams' foot fault | 02:58, 2 June 2021 |
| Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife | 05:47, 24 April 2021 |
| King Tut had a small penis | 11:18, 21 April 2021 |
| US congratulates $ on Syria success | 02:13, 18 February 2021 |
| Journalists unable to wait for the 20th anniversary of 9/11 | 02:09, 11 September 2020 |
| Hamas protests 40 years of an Israeli-controlled Jerusalem by shooting Fattah activists | 09:27, 31 August 2020 |
| Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference | 00:23, 18 August 2020 |
| Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare | 00:22, 18 August 2020 |
| Unrest in Syria, nobody cares | 00:08, 18 August 2020 |
| U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings | 00:06, 18 August 2020 |
| CIA Agents Supplying Viagra to Afghan Warlords | 02:51, 28 December 2019 |
| Taliban hires Halliburton consultants | 04:16, 14 October 2019 |
| Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain | 17:14, 17 August 2019 |
| Mummies vandalize Cairo museum | 19:54, 28 June 2019 |
| Afghanistan’s favorite sport: Head Polo | 06:48, 4 April 2019 |
| Israel brokers peace between Hamas and Fatah | 20:34, 21 March 2019 |
| Topless Kate photographs outrage British Press who can't publish them | 20:09, 17 October 2018 |
| Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca | 00:24, 11 October 2018 |
| "We've got motherfuckin' snakes" says airport official | 05:50, 14 August 2018 |
| '09 vintage Qatar marijuana shows promise | 01:59, 28 April 2018 |
| Structure found in lake believed to be Earth's penis | 01:54, 24 April 2018 |
| US advances cyber-warfare | 05:27, 13 March 2018 |
