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Video game characters are to blame for rising oil prices, New war on the horizon21:32, 24 December 2023
26 killed in Baghdad book store, "Harry Potter" books blamed01:26, 5 September 2023
Archaeologist Believes He May Have Finally Found the Lost Extension Cord of Cleopatra19:21, 30 November 2022
US accuses Iran of poor fashion sense15:14, 24 October 2022
United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the Middle East15:13, 24 October 2022
UN Security Council imposes sanctions on North Pole15:12, 24 October 2022
Syrian Government Denies Killing Farmer's Turks15:03, 24 October 2022
Sacred Bull bites back14:50, 24 October 2022
S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!"14:50, 24 October 2022
Osama bin Laden found hiding in Big Brother house14:32, 24 October 2022
Iran: Israel 'iz lyke ttly ghey'06:16, 24 October 2022
Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs05:59, 24 October 2022
George Bush arrives in America05:51, 24 October 2022
Gaddaffy Duck now hottest image on Google05:49, 24 October 2022
Female bomber trashes Shi'ite campus05:43, 24 October 2022
Britain attempts to make plane crashes more deadly04:56, 24 October 2022
Bond Cat dies of Catnip Overdose04:53, 24 October 2022
BBC announces plans for embedded journalists to enlist with US forces04:47, 24 October 2022
Arabs left in dismay after global warming-caused depletion of sand levels leave North African countries broke04:38, 24 October 2022
Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad04:33, 24 October 2022
Ahmadinejad Elected President of Israel04:27, 24 October 2022
Q announces peace between Humans and Ferengi03:04, 29 March 2022
Fatah, Hamas agree to withdraw grues from conflict03:44, 20 November 2021
US confirms Kabul airstrike did not kill Gabby Petito05:31, 20 September 2021
Israel admits involvement in shark attacks19:05, 12 June 2021
Israel deploys the latest in its arsenal - giant inflated Jews19:03, 12 June 2021
Experts:Mediterranean's climate curiously resembles pea soup19:00, 12 June 2021
Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory18:17, 12 June 2021
Terrorist group claims responsibility for Williams' foot fault02:58, 2 June 2021
Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife05:47, 24 April 2021
King Tut had a small penis11:18, 21 April 2021
US congratulates $ on Syria success02:13, 18 February 2021
Journalists unable to wait for the 20th anniversary of 9/1102:09, 11 September 2020
Hamas protests 40 years of an Israeli-controlled Jerusalem by shooting Fattah activists09:27, 31 August 2020
Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference00:23, 18 August 2020
Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare00:22, 18 August 2020
Unrest in Syria, nobody cares00:08, 18 August 2020
U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings00:06, 18 August 2020
CIA Agents Supplying Viagra to Afghan Warlords02:51, 28 December 2019
Taliban hires Halliburton consultants04:16, 14 October 2019
Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain17:14, 17 August 2019
Mummies vandalize Cairo museum19:54, 28 June 2019
Afghanistan’s favorite sport: Head Polo06:48, 4 April 2019
Israel brokers peace between Hamas and Fatah20:34, 21 March 2019
Topless Kate photographs outrage British Press who can't publish them20:09, 17 October 2018
Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca00:24, 11 October 2018
"We've got motherfuckin' snakes" says airport official05:50, 14 August 2018
'09 vintage Qatar marijuana shows promise01:59, 28 April 2018
Structure found in lake believed to be Earth's penis01:54, 24 April 2018
US advances cyber-warfare05:27, 13 March 2018

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