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| Donald Trump announces grand opening of the Sierra Gaza | 18:58, 15 December 2025 |
| Ahmadinejad: Holocaust was really big gay Jew sex party | 11:22, 8 December 2025 |
| Bush expected as Redeemer in the Holy Land | 10:54, 8 December 2025 |
| Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all | 04:38, 8 December 2025 |
| Taliban vows to wipe out literacy in our lifetimes | 04:32, 8 December 2025 |
| Taliban hires Halliburton consultants | 04:32, 8 December 2025 |
| Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory | 04:03, 8 December 2025 |
| Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria | 12:53, 29 November 2025 |
| Donald Trump given three Nobel Peace Prizes | 19:07, 21 November 2025 |
| Help Uncyclopedia Buy Weird Al | 11:46, 30 September 2025 |
| Iraq celebrates Saddam Hussein verdict with sectarian violence | 14:03, 4 August 2025 |
| David Cameron offers to "suck-off Middle-East for a tenner" | 23:34, 30 July 2025 |
| Qatar fireworks delivery accident | 02:33, 30 June 2025 |
| Is Ed Sheeran the next Drake? | 20:03, 15 May 2025 |
| Stan Marsh presents: 2022 FIFA World Cup | 22:33, 13 April 2025 |
| '09 vintage Qatar marijuana shows promise | 22:33, 13 April 2025 |
| Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq | 16:50, 7 April 2025 |
| Airline wins where Arabs fail | 18:19, 1 March 2025 |
| Greece destabilises Europe | 08:05, 5 February 2025 |
| Israel approves of acquisition of Palestine | 15:53, 3 July 2024 |
| Video game characters are to blame for rising oil prices, New war on the horizon | 21:32, 24 December 2023 |
| 26 killed in Baghdad book store, "Harry Potter" books blamed | 01:26, 5 September 2023 |
| Archaeologist Believes He May Have Finally Found the Lost Extension Cord of Cleopatra | 19:21, 30 November 2022 |
| US accuses Iran of poor fashion sense | 15:14, 24 October 2022 |
| United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the Middle East | 15:13, 24 October 2022 |
| UN Security Council imposes sanctions on North Pole | 15:12, 24 October 2022 |
| Syrian Government Denies Killing Farmer's Turks | 15:03, 24 October 2022 |
| Sacred Bull bites back | 14:50, 24 October 2022 |
| S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!" | 14:50, 24 October 2022 |
| Osama bin Laden found hiding in Big Brother house | 14:32, 24 October 2022 |
| Iran: Israel 'iz lyke ttly ghey' | 06:16, 24 October 2022 |
| Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs | 05:59, 24 October 2022 |
| George Bush arrives in America | 05:51, 24 October 2022 |
| Gaddaffy Duck now hottest image on Google | 05:49, 24 October 2022 |
| Female bomber trashes Shi'ite campus | 05:43, 24 October 2022 |
| Britain attempts to make plane crashes more deadly | 04:56, 24 October 2022 |
| Bond Cat dies of Catnip Overdose | 04:53, 24 October 2022 |
| BBC announces plans for embedded journalists to enlist with US forces | 04:47, 24 October 2022 |
| Arabs left in dismay after global warming-caused depletion of sand levels leave North African countries broke | 04:38, 24 October 2022 |
| Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad | 04:33, 24 October 2022 |
| Ahmadinejad Elected President of Israel | 04:27, 24 October 2022 |
| Q announces peace between Humans and Ferengi | 03:04, 29 March 2022 |
| Fatah, Hamas agree to withdraw grues from conflict | 03:44, 20 November 2021 |
| US confirms Kabul airstrike did not kill Gabby Petito | 05:31, 20 September 2021 |
| Israel admits involvement in shark attacks | 19:05, 12 June 2021 |
| Israel deploys the latest in its arsenal - giant inflated Jews | 19:03, 12 June 2021 |
| Experts:Mediterranean's climate curiously resembles pea soup | 19:00, 12 June 2021 |
| Terrorist group claims responsibility for Williams' foot fault | 02:58, 2 June 2021 |
| Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife | 05:47, 24 April 2021 |
| King Tut had a small penis | 11:18, 21 April 2021 |
