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Lost Gospel Reveals Relations Between Early Christianity and Scientology01:04, 16 January 2026
Al-Jazeera: Top 100 Terrorists Of The Millennium12:38, 13 January 2026
World Powers Await Iran's Report Card22:05, 12 January 2026
United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the Middle East15:07, 11 January 2026
Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide15:03, 11 January 2026
Iraq celebrates Saddam Hussein verdict with sectarian violence15:01, 11 January 2026
Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury15:01, 11 January 2026
Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs15:00, 11 January 2026
Documentary proof of rejected 13th Apostle discovered14:57, 11 January 2026
Florida pastor starts WWIII01:31, 9 January 2026
Apocalypse warning, kittens involved21:40, 7 January 2026
Qatar fireworks delivery accident18:55, 7 January 2026
Is Ed Sheeran the next Drake?00:54, 30 December 2025
Donald Trump announces grand opening of the Sierra Gaza22:07, 17 December 2025
Ahmadinejad: Holocaust was really big gay Jew sex party11:22, 8 December 2025
Bush expected as Redeemer in the Holy Land10:54, 8 December 2025
Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all04:38, 8 December 2025
Taliban vows to wipe out literacy in our lifetimes04:32, 8 December 2025
Taliban hires Halliburton consultants04:32, 8 December 2025
Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory04:03, 8 December 2025
Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria12:53, 29 November 2025
Donald Trump given three Nobel Peace Prizes19:07, 21 November 2025
Help Uncyclopedia Buy Weird Al11:46, 30 September 2025
David Cameron offers to "suck-off Middle-East for a tenner"23:34, 30 July 2025
Stan Marsh presents: 2022 FIFA World Cup22:33, 13 April 2025
'09 vintage Qatar marijuana shows promise22:33, 13 April 2025
Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq16:50, 7 April 2025
Airline wins where Arabs fail18:19, 1 March 2025
Greece destabilises Europe08:05, 5 February 2025
Israel approves of acquisition of Palestine15:53, 3 July 2024
Video game characters are to blame for rising oil prices, New war on the horizon21:32, 24 December 2023
26 killed in Baghdad book store, "Harry Potter" books blamed01:26, 5 September 2023
Archaeologist Believes He May Have Finally Found the Lost Extension Cord of Cleopatra19:21, 30 November 2022
US accuses Iran of poor fashion sense15:14, 24 October 2022
UN Security Council imposes sanctions on North Pole15:12, 24 October 2022
Syrian Government Denies Killing Farmer's Turks15:03, 24 October 2022
Sacred Bull bites back14:50, 24 October 2022
S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!"14:50, 24 October 2022
Osama bin Laden found hiding in Big Brother house14:32, 24 October 2022
Iran: Israel 'iz lyke ttly ghey'06:16, 24 October 2022
George Bush arrives in America05:51, 24 October 2022
Gaddaffy Duck now hottest image on Google05:49, 24 October 2022
Female bomber trashes Shi'ite campus05:43, 24 October 2022
Britain attempts to make plane crashes more deadly04:56, 24 October 2022
Bond Cat dies of Catnip Overdose04:53, 24 October 2022
BBC announces plans for embedded journalists to enlist with US forces04:47, 24 October 2022
Arabs left in dismay after global warming-caused depletion of sand levels leave North African countries broke04:38, 24 October 2022
Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad04:33, 24 October 2022
Ahmadinejad Elected President of Israel04:27, 24 October 2022
Q announces peace between Humans and Ferengi03:04, 29 March 2022
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