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• Saturday, 03 Oct, 2020 Mr. Krabs tax returns released
• Friday, 29 Dec, 2006 Trump hires O'Donnell
• Monday, 12 Jul, 2010 BP ties with Abomination revealed
• Monday, 25 Apr, 2011 New child born, parents screwed
• Wednesday, 31 Dec, 2008 Buried treasure up 300%
• Monday, 06 Feb, 2012 FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters
• Monday, 20 May, 2024 Insurance companies give middle-finger to Florida
• Saturday, 16 Dec, 2017 Disney buys Fox, which means unaltered Star Wars
• Friday, 11 May, 2012 Canada's new phunny munny
• Sunday, 29 Apr, 2012 Samsung sells phones, everybody cares
• Thursday, 26 Jan, 2012 Tupperware Rave Is Huge Success
• Saturday, 02 Dec, 2006 Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans
• Tuesday, 31 Aug, 2010 Boston's SCVNGR, a web site with a difference
• Saturday, 24 Jul, 2010 India unveils prototype of $3 iPad
• Tuesday, 27 Jul, 2010 Small-town officials defend outlandish salaries
• Wednesday, 08 Dec, 2010 US "folding money" is crap
• Tuesday, 06 Apr, 2010 UK lawmakers critical of Kraft
• Sunday, 07 Mar, 2010 Iceland voters unexpectedly reject payment plan
• Tuesday, 09 Mar, 2010 Romer on spending cuts: "Maybe later"
• Friday, 18 Jun, 2010 Oil spill: Other US political party is sorry it was sorry
• Wednesday, 18 Nov, 2009 American toy company seeks Muslim market share
• Sunday, 28 Jan, 2007 Jane Fonda incorporates herself
• Wednesday, 03 Jan, 2007 U. S. Treasury revamps dollar bill (again)
• Saturday, 10 Mar, 2007 Dog Whisperer cologne breaks French sales records
• Tuesday, 04 Jan, 2011 Greeks can't afford interest payments, leave keys in letterbox
• Sunday, 27 Feb, 2011 IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes
• Sunday, 18 Nov, 2007 Writers' strike expands to the interweb
• Friday, 21 Sep, 2007 Mattel sorry for 'design flaws' on its toys after 627 children "lose limbs"
• Friday, 21 Sep, 2007 Unclaimed fart leads to elevator acrimony
• Saturday, 07 Jun, 2014 Gobshite IPO announced
• Tuesday, 11 Dec, 2012 Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
• Saturday, 11 Aug, 2012 Avid coin collector disappointed to find dime is worth only 10 cents
• Monday, 17 Dec, 2012 Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
• Thursday, 03 Jan, 2013 Al Jazeera buy Al Hasboredyu in squillion dollar deal
• Wednesday, 27 Mar, 2013 Sales of new OTC HIV test unsurprisingly low
• Tuesday, 20 Dec, 2011 Recession certain to spread to newly discovered planet Kepler 20f warn experts
• Saturday, 08 Oct, 2011 Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII”
• Tuesday, 10 Jan, 2012 Thrift Shop Dock Worker Setting Increasingly Weird Stuff Aside for Self
• Wednesday, 13 Jun, 2012 Postal Service to be replaced by Pony Express
• Saturday, 19 May, 2012 US national debt is owed to whom?
• Sunday, 03 Jun, 2012 Spain posing a late entry into the Eurozone financial crisis
• Saturday, 09 Jun, 2012 Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
• Tuesday, 08 May, 2012 Oprah's OWN not exactly a cash cow
• Sunday, 25 Mar, 2012 Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
• Tuesday, 10 Apr, 2012 Facebook buys unused plastic fork for $2Bn
• Wednesday, 21 Sep, 2011 EU finance ministers demand Greek public act more Dickensian
• Wednesday, 28 Sep, 2011 Movie theater to split movie, concession stand, bathroom services into separate entities
• Thursday, 22 Sep, 2011 Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list
• Friday, 22 Jul, 2011 Final space shuttle crashes
• Friday, 23 Sep, 2011 Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection
• Thursday, 21 Jul, 2011 Guy Fawkes's euro account to be 'stressed tested' today
• Wednesday, 11 May, 2011 Eurovision Debt Crisis Contest
• Wednesday, 29 Jun, 2011 Argonauts between a rock and a hard place
• Tuesday, 12 Jul, 2011 Obama proposes monetization of peas to pay off national debt
• Tuesday, 05 Jul, 2011 Details emerge of jailhouse call in Strauss-Kahn case
• Friday, 15 Jul, 2011 Alice breaks the debt ceiling
• Friday, 18 Feb, 2011 BoA demands brokers stop working
• Tuesday, 05 Apr, 2011 NATO buys NAFTA and bombs Libya with cheap Mexican knock-offs
• Thursday, 14 Apr, 2011 BP's chief meerkat caught cheating
• Saturday, 02 Apr, 2011 Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
• Thursday, 17 Jun, 2010 China buys Greece in junk yard fire sale
• Tuesday, 29 Jun, 2010 LeBron James and other NBA free agents meet at Chili's, split appetizers
• Sunday, 13 Jun, 2010 Earth's credit rating drops again
• Thursday, 24 Jun, 2010 McDonalds, Walmart, Google, Apple, Facebook, Disney, and Exxon merge, build Deathstar
• Wednesday, 23 Jun, 2010 Thousands storm Gulf Coast for free oil
• Monday, 14 Mar, 2011 Psychedelic icon takes final trip
• Sunday, 20 Feb, 2011 Israeli settlement built in Manhattan
• Monday, 14 Mar, 2011 Kudlow: Everything's okay despite Japan devastation
• Friday, 26 Nov, 2010 Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
• Friday, 12 Nov, 2010 Mountain may sue area businesses
• Saturday, 13 Nov, 2010 Woman has identity stolen; thief divorces husband and takes half
• Thursday, 14 Oct, 2010 Liverpool v Dallas Cowboys Owners goes into overtime
• Tuesday, 18 May, 2010 Iran to resume enrichment
• Tuesday, 18 May, 2010 Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy to meet again in a cage fight
• Sunday, 06 Jun, 2010 Sales of poop are running thin
• Sunday, 06 Jun, 2010 Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher
• Monday, 19 Jul, 2010 Man wants his name back
• Thursday, 08 Jul, 2010 Face of Jesus discovered on seabed
• Saturday, 03 Jul, 2010 Google implements gays-only employment policy
• Tuesday, 16 Feb, 2010 Disney targets Muslim world for new theme park
• Wednesday, 03 Mar, 2010 FED Sues Uncyclopedia, Demands NWO Evidence Removed
• Friday, 12 Feb, 2010 Belligerent Bird Taser Hits its Target
• Wednesday, 17 Mar, 2010 Niagara Falls loses job
• Thursday, 18 Mar, 2010 Mamboo Zulu tops Forbes list of world’s poorest people
• Monday, 27 Jul, 2009 Supermarkets invade Car Boot Sales, alongside Black Market
• Friday, 30 Apr, 2010 Germany buys Greece
• Sunday, 04 Apr, 2010 Senegal unveils colossal gold statue amid outcry
• Tuesday, 22 Dec, 2009 Wikia exposed as a fraud, cash funneled to offshore banks, Cabal suspected
• Saturday, 19 Dec, 2009 Avatar spectacular, Jedi, others dejected
• Friday, 29 Jan, 2010 Greece plans financial consolidation by earthquake
• Saturday, 06 Feb, 2010 Entire Toyota Board Commits Hara-Kiri
• Saturday, 16 Jan, 2010 Alcohol Enforcement
• Saturday, 30 Jan, 2010 New York Evicted from Ground 0
• Tuesday, 27 Oct, 2009 Bangladesh blames economists: Dolar was not strong enough for Zimbabwe!
• Saturday, 31 Oct, 2009 Riots in Poland: We want promised miracles!
• Monday, 02 Nov, 2009 NEC hooks Billy Mays zombie contract
• Tuesday, 01 Sep, 2009 "Halloween" series to reboot after "Final Destination" victory
• Thursday, 14 May, 2009 Basingstoke man becomes multi-millionaire after "cry for help" from exiled Nigerian prince
• Friday, 29 May, 2009 HR Director slowly losing it
• Saturday, 20 Sep, 2008 Global Economy Wipes and Flushes