UnNews:Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs

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4 February 2010

Sometimes tanks are employed as diversions, while elsewhere, Israeli Special Forces forage for their food. Palestinian children's organs are especially prized for high protein content.

THE WEST BANK, Syria -- The reputable UK newspaper the Guardian reported today that a source inside the Israeli government has leaked documents which prove a Zionist conspiracy to harvest, process, and eat organs of Palestinians, as well as members of the Druze minority and certain Orthodox Christians.

Special agents of the government have been stealing Palestinian children from orphanages and places where young people gather, secreting them away to cells where they're fattened for butchering.

The organs are then harvested by Rabbinic shamans, dipped in salt from the Dead Sea, and packaged for consumption by Jews, who have a notorious hunger for Arabic giblets.


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