User talk:SPIKE/Sappy

Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! Shiny... mmmmmm... Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:57, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:You must have us confused with dog shit

Chief, the above fawning is clearly an attempt to take me off the trail of the first June 23 article, a coded threat to fire me if I continue to shine the light on your shameless attempt to make UnNews nothing but a shallow autobiography! Why, I ought to record that article, and botch everything! It certainly does continue the inside-baseball vendetta that the rest of the world unfortunately ignored since the publication of UnNews:UnNews Chief entraps popular news-reader! Spıke ¬ 03:07 23-Jun-10