7 (number)
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| Cardinal | seven | |||
| Ordinal | 7th (seventh) | |||
| Factorization | prime | |||
| Greek numeral | Ζ´ | |||
| Roman numeral | VII | |||
| Binary | 1112 | |||
| Ternary | 213 | |||
| Quaternary | 134 | |||
| Quinary | 125 | |||
| Senary | 116 | |||
| Octal | 78 | |||
| Duodecimal | 712 | |||
| Hexadecimal | 716 | |||
| Vigesimal | 720 | |||
| Base 36 | 736 | |||
Seven is, quite uncoincidentally, the seventh number. It is considered to be magical among many early cultures, mostly because anyone who could count that high was considered to be a wizard. After being acquitted in the trial of the century (the matter of seven eating nine) seven retired to a life of relative isolation in the Adirondack mountain range. A couple of interesting things involving this unnecessarily personified number are Windows 7 and Final Fantasy 7, both of which add to the number's already overinflated ego.
7.1[edit | edit source]
Typically, the optimal number for casino operator to use is 7, because they can spread 7 on the slot machine and let any retarded people who are addicted to gambling contribute their coins with fervor. Sometimes, however, the number is not used, and instead 8, 9, or other numbers are used. It doesn't matter for the operators, though, as gambling addicts can be attracted to any number as long as it is flashy.
7.2[edit | edit source]
7 is a lonely number. It cannot be divided by any number, except 0 and 7. It often thought, "Why am I so lonely?" Later, it found the reason, which turned out to be because it was a prime number. So 7 decided to find the king of numbers - infinity. Turn it into a non-prime number...
So what? Do you still want to listen to my story? Get out! You are no longer a child. I can't talk to you anymore! Unless I, like Kim Jong-un, only enjoy watching prostitutes every day.
7.3[edit | edit source]
No. 7 billiards and No. 1 billiards are chatting.
No.7|"Hey! Boss! Are you satisfied with your colour?"
No.1|"I'm very satisfied! I like yellow the most!"
No.7|"I envy you so much... You are as shiny as gold, but I am like a sad grape."
No.1|"Don't think so, No. 7. Think about it, No. 8 ball is scolded for black dung ball every day, but it doesn't have any opinions. What are you still complaining about?"
No.7|"...Thank you! Boss! I figured it out!"
No.8|"Who told you that I have no opinions?"
7.4[edit | edit source]
The pencil is lying quietly in the box. Suddenly, a little brat picked up the pencil and thought, "Oh, oh, someone is touching my dick, it's so comfortable..." Then the little brat drew a "7" at the bottom of the pencil. Oh no! What is this?!" The pencil screamed. “You bastard, what are you doing out? Why do you have womb tattoo on your body?" The pencil’s father says.
7.5[edit | edit source]
Let's play a game!
Find 7 from 1!
How about it? Did you find it?
7.6[edit | edit source]
Snow White was hungry and thirsty, and finally fell down. When she woke up, seven dwarfs appeared beside her. Who are you?" Snow White asked, and the dwarf said, "We are your seven sons! You were just fucked by seven Dwarfs! We don't know where our father is. Could you take us to find him?
7.7[edit | edit source]
It's finally over! It really exhausted me to make up 7 paragraphs!
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7.8, The judgment of HERESY[edit | edit source]
7 is a number full of religious significance. It took God 7 days to create the world, and Catholicism also has Seven Wonky Sins. Today, we will focus on the Seven Wonky Sins. The Seven Wonky Sins are: "Dick", "Pussy", "Fuck", "Retard", "Piss", "Shit" and "Damn".
"Dick" is a stone statue with columns extending from the base in seven directions. The earliest document that records this object is the Book of Mormon. It is said that this object was originally found on the lower body of an elephant. In order to obtain this object, researchers invited Medusa to use her seven heads to shine on the lower body of the elephant. "This ungrateful elephant copied me!" Medusa shouted angrily.
“Pussy” is a gold abalone-shaped necklace. This necklace has a magical power. When the researcher rushed into the pyramid and found it, he immediately got an erection. "I admit that I was about to ejaculate at that time." Researcher Bob said.
"Fuck" is one or two revolvers, shaped like two revolvers glued together in an over-under position (the trigger of the upper revolver is against the top of the lower revolver). When researchers pick up "Fuck", they can always hear a sound similar to a human moaning, usually accompanied by rapid breathing.
"Retard" is a silver-rimmed portrait of a man with Down syndrome, with a glazed look, salivating, and his tongue hanging out. If someone calls the painting "Retarded man," the man in the painting will immediately transform into a wild boar and tear the man's body apart.
The appearance of "Piss" is similar to beer in a glass bottle, but unlike beer, when researcher Tom drank "Piss", he immediately began to cover his stomach with his hands and showed strong discomfort. After waiting for Tom to recover, he described the smell of "Piss" as being like Rafflesia mixed with rotten meat, and the taste was like Frog Semen. When the wrapping paper of "Piss" was brought to Tom, he showed great fear. The final identification result was: "Piss" is a drug.
"Shit" looks like a piece of earthy yellow chocolate. When a researcher eats "Shit", he immediately turns into a clay man. When a dog eats "Shit", it immediately turns into a skeleton horse. When a pitcher plant eats "Shit", it immediately turns into a Venus flytrap. According to research, "Shit" has the ability to change the species of organisms.
"Damn" is a recorder similar to a tumbler. There is a button on the top. When the researchers press the button, "Damn" will roar continuously. The amazing thing is that "Damn" can attract Asians. When "Damn" roars, there is a chance that several Asians will come over with baskets and ask, "Are there any eggs here?"
When the researchers gathered the Seven Wonky Sins together, a strange phenomenon occurred: the seven deadly sins turned into a giant SpongeBob statue, and after the SpongeBob statue appeared, everyone within a 50-meter radius began to masturbate uncontrollably. "I don't want to do this! But I can't help it! My pants have become white and sticky!" complained a researcher.
So the Seven Wonky Sins warn us to never jerk off alone.
See also[edit | edit source]
- 7-11
- 7-Eleven
- 7 World Trade Center
- Numpad7
- 7-Up
- Seven Deadly Sins
- Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
- Seventh-day Adventist Church
