UnNews:All 'girls' in sex chat room actually girls

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Thursday, December 4, 2014


The average girl (shown above) spends up to 4 hours per day cybering and masturbating.

A recent survey conducted by UnNews of girls in online sex chatrooms confirms that more than 99% of girls in online sex chatrooms are genuinely attractive girls. We asked random questions to females in several popular chatrooms with the goal of determining their true gender, obtaining a total sample size of 5,000 sexy ladies.

Questions asked confirmed their age, sex, location, hair color, eye color, race, breast size, and if they are into anal. As is usually the case with women, all of them were sexy and into anal.

Respondents were also asked if they were really girls, to which about one-third immediately logged off (probably to change their tampons), one-third responded "yes", and the rest were more than able to prove their gender by inviting us to view their webcams.

While this information is not groundbreaking, it is useful. Joanna Corey, a sociologist we cybered with in a sex chatroom, told us that men who think other men pretend to be girls in these chatrooms while the rest are spambots are "deluded, paranoid, and insecure men exhibiting an Oedipus complex." She went on to say that our findings proved such and that I can watch her webcam if I have a valid credit card.