User talk:Paizuri/Archive 2
RAPE[edit source]
That is all. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:51, 27 Jan
- Damn, you're fast... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:59, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
- That's what SHE said! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait... -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:05, 28 Jan
- That's what HE said! lolololol!!!!1!!!1!11!! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:12, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
- That's what SHE said! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait... -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:05, 28 Jan
UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit source]
Now with 20% more ninjas!
Jan 28th • Issue 73 • A Periodical. Period.
Continuing Absence Of Certain Users Forces Other Users To Do Things
Also bravely stepping into the "ban magnet" position created by the continuing and lamented absence of hyperactive loon Cajek is, well, a plethora of users. Admins, deprived of their favourite joke-ban target, have taken to joke banning anyone in an attempt to get their fix. Even those devoted to doing only good, just and true works have recently been targeted; and as if to prove this very statement, some power-crazed asshole went and joke banned Socky, RabbiTechno and Optimuschris as soon as he'd written this sentence. Elsewhere, ChiefjusticeDS has been filling the gap left by the absence of someone's enthusiasm for anything pee-related right at the moment by looking after the pee list, taking over as the person with the most in-depth reviews, reviewing everyone else's reviews, and generally not being lazy about it all. At the same time, the continuing absence of the yellow and black sig of Gerrycheevers has forced grumbling British curmudgeon UU to return to the Wiki's only newspaper, the UnSignpost, churning out issues that are, let's be honest, mere placeholders until Gerry gets his arse back here and writes something worth reading. YOU HEAR ME GERRY? GET THE FUCK BACK HERE NOW DAMMIT!Rumours that, in the relative absence of Orian57, Roman Dog Bird will take over the position of "token gay" are unconfirmed at the time of going to press. And finally, in the absence of enough content to make this issue balance out nicely, the UnSignpost is once again resorting to using blatant filler for the first time this year. Shameless, that's what it is. Complain to someone - it's the only way they'll learn. |
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Hey Sexy[edit source]
Thanks luv u |
Thanks for the vote. --»» Back ² Tha Hood»» 20:04,31January,2010
I LIKE PIE!!![edit source]
Yo! You know me Mr. E?--I LIKE PIE!!! 20:28, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, look. I know you're pretty young and all so I'm gonna be blunt: this site is not a chatroom. I mean, it's okay to talk to other users here, but that shouldn't be the only thing you do here. Why don't you get started by clicking on the random article link (I believe right no it says "free euroipod") and edit something, anything. If you'd like, i can adopt you (not literally) to help you out further. Don't be afraid to edit outside of people's talkpages, or ask me for adoption if you need any further instructions. I'd hate to see you get infinibanned... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:14, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
- Um, hi. I lefted a note for I_LIKE_PIE!!! you might like to read. That is all.
- Er, well almost. If you'd like to co-adopt the little bugger let me know. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 01 Feb 2010 ~ 10:52 (UTC)
I'M TEN YEARS OLD AND I'M NOT A BOOGER!!! OK, I'll chat AND work on editing other stuff too.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:25, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
Barack Obama[edit source]
Thank you for defending the article. Yes, "His Royal Highness" was a bit much. Even Osama was a little much, but we let it stand. Now, I rolled back the last three changes from "Christhi" today--They changed the caption of the final photo to more explicitly tell a joke that was obvious anyway. I did not roll back his first 5 edits of the day. They changed the caption of the illustration in Section 7. This too is stating it too explicitly, and perhaps putting into words an explicitly anti-Obama bias. What do you think? Spıke ¬ 01:49 1-Feb-10
Thank you!![edit source]
I stand here before you, arms outstretched and butterflies exploding from my zipper, in thanks for supporting me for Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year.
Throughout 2009, many people had stupid ideas, and many of those people wrote those stupid ideas down, but apparently you agreed that no one thought of so many idiotic things, nor humiliated himself on such a regular basis, as I.
You pity me! You really pity me!
May 2010 be an even worse year for us all!
Hey.[edit source]
I feel like it was kinda my fault you got the block (Even if only for 2 hours) and...sorry.. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 00:32, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
- DONT YOU FUCKING TALK TO ME YOU BASTARD I FUCKNG HAET HATE HAT YOU --Nah, it's all good 01:35, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
- And the guy moved his vote and orphaned my comments in the Keep box and Mr.N. chewed my ass out! Leaves a trail of destruction wherever he goes, I'd say. Nah, no hard feelings, I'm lying on my back and wondering how I got called for the foul. But it's cool.
- Hey guys, Mr. N. has unprotected Undead again so we can resume playing. Spıke ¬ 02:17 2-Feb-10
Why gave me my official father-son chewing out (A nice and decent one, thank you) for the whole VFD issue- I should probably try to cause less trouble. Nah. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 02:23, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
- I'm happy to answer any questions you guys have. I'm off to bed now, so leave em on my talk page if you want... But remember that UN:BP QVFD and VFD are kinda the three serious pages in this place where we have to be a bit more strict with otherwise the whole thing turns to pot... If you choose to "play" there from time to time the edges on the signs might be a bit sharp, especially if people don't read them properly or understand the reasoning behind why they are there. Have fun with Undead. Hope you can fix it. :-) MrN 02:31, Feb 2
- I love BP because I like seeing retards go down. But I should be more careful with VFD, I guess. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 02:49, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
- I'm happy to answer any questions you guys have. I'm off to bed now, so leave em on my talk page if you want... But remember that UN:BP QVFD and VFD are kinda the three serious pages in this place where we have to be a bit more strict with otherwise the whole thing turns to pot... If you choose to "play" there from time to time the edges on the signs might be a bit sharp, especially if people don't read them properly or understand the reasoning behind why they are there. Have fun with Undead. Hope you can fix it. :-) MrN 02:31, Feb 2
Hahaha, you got banned. Nub. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:41, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
Thing[edit source]
This thing:
MrN9000 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Is for that time you were cool about that thing which happened because of that thing which happened over at that place. Yea. That thing. Anyway... :-) MrN 12:32, Feb 2
- Whoah, that was unexpected. Thank you! And don't worry about that thing, it's totally cool. :D —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 15:17, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
VFD: UnNews:Revolutionary 4-stroke engine runs on screaming[edit source]
What the Count is saying ("There can be only one") is that we already have AAAAAAAAA!, which is exactly the same joke. I objected to it some time ago, because it's hardly an encyclopedia article, but was reminded that the goal is to be funny, not really to be an encyclopedia. However, there can be only one. Spıke ¬ 21:06 2-Feb-10
- I know that; I just like the article. Not to mention one of our admins wrote it... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:04, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit source]
The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!
Feb 4th, 2010 • Issue 74 • Ain't It Uncool? News!
Spang Archives Talkpage; End of World Expected Imminently
Award Winners Speak Exclusively to UnSignpost Well, there you go folks, looks like the "... of the Year" award voting is done and dusted for another year. Thanks to all who voted; without you, the admins would probably have less to do, which would obviously be dangerous. Anyway, that aside, your ever-topical Unsignpost went and mugged the various winners for comments on their various wins. Several of them, of course, have already made their feelings clear to those who voted for them by way of the traditional thanks templates. Apart from UU, because he's a lazy ass. Or because he's busy writing this. Whichever. Anyway again, for the benefit of those who didn't vote for the winners, and don't watch their talk pages, here's what they had to say: Runaway WotY Hype said: "Thanks, you guys!! If you'll permit me to be dead serious for the first time ever on the wiki, this really is an honor, and it's pretty damn touching that so many people came out in support of my work. Whew. Being serious felt weird. I feel... strange. BALLS BALLS PENIS COCK. Ah... there's the stuff!" He then went off to write another My Sojourn spin-off. Even more runaway PotY Sonje said: "Thank you, I intend to return as soon as I can. I am currently in Africa with very limited internet access. I'll try to time my return to co-incide with the Oscars so that I can get some pointers for my acceptance speech." Admittedly, that was before we asked her for a comment, but then, she is in Africa with limited internet access. Joint UotY Socky channeled Churchill to say: "*scrapes throat* Ahem! I would like to say to the community as I would say to anyone who joined this website: Uncyclopedia has nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: Victory. Victory at all costs — Victory in spite of all error — Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival. … That seems to be the wrong Churchill speech. Okay, I'll give it another try. *scrapes throat again* The gratitude of every home throughout the world, except in the abodes of the guilty, goes out to the British airmen and Belgian spies who, undaunted by odds, unwearied in their constant challenge and mortal danger, are turning the tide of the Wiki War by their prowess and by their devotion. Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to two people. And so on and so on… Woot! Woot!" Long-winded bugger. And other joint UotY UU said: "wow, Socky's already left me needing a lot of filler for the right panel, so I'll keep this shortish. First, it's good to see someone who isn't an admin get their hands on this award, and Socky's hard work deserves recognition. Second, it's great to have my complete lack of a life recognised in this way. Third, did someone say Spang's archived his talk page? What the fuck's that all about?." Oh, and Dr. Skullthumper was UGotY, but that was a foregone conclusion anyway. He didn't seem to have any comment of his own to make, so TKF hopped in to the breach with "I call the award a "fascist disgrace" and "move to permanently disbar Mike Socia, that ape from Lighting who made my mole visible to all of the goddamn world watching the ceremony."" Which about wraps it all up, I hope. |
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Fullmetal Alchemist[edit source]
Thanks for the guidance, Pelargonium, and I would be really appreciative if you could help me. Evilgidgit 22:12, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
- All right, I'll work on it whenever I can. Let me know if I write something you don't like, since it's still technically your page. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 08:25, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
YO MAN!!![edit source]
Well, you are a smart person. You figured out it's me. ...CONGRADULATIONS!!!--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 01:41, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
- Now keep your head down and your ammunition dry, and don't go ADD on anyone, and when you feel like insulting someone on their talk page take a nap, check if you've reached puberty yet (when you do you will say "Oh, THAT'S what all the fuss is about!"), eat a pb&j sandwich, but don't, under any circumstances, insult or harrass anyone you don't play with on a regular basis on their talk pages. Aleister in Chains 2:57 10 Feb. MMX
- OK, but I've improved on a new, clean user.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:02, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit source]
The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!
Feb 11th, 2010 • Issue 75 • Picking the nuts of truth out of the muesli of news. Or something.
New way to win awards, impress friends, crush rivals!
Yes, that's right, The Article Whisperer is a competition that gives you the ideas to get you started, all you need to do is supply the funny. What could be easier? Well, since you ask, perhaps judging it could? Max is also looking for at least 4 more opinionated types, unafraid of passing withering judgement on their peers. If you're interested in judging or entering, or if you have a good idea that would elevate this competition from being a damn good idea to a colossally awesome one, let MadMax know either on his talk page, or on the article's talk page. For those who want to selflessly improve the wiki while crushing all around them under the steel wheels of their genius, there can be no finer opportunity! General news round-up
Mordillo nearly went mad attempting to feature all articles tied for tenth place in the top 10 of last year. And then spent the rest of this month to date patiently fielding questions about how long the rest of the featuring was going to take, and when normal featuring would resume. POTR did his best to help. When not asked for a quote, Mordillo said "FUCK YOU VERY MUCH AND SEE YOU IN 2011". We think he's just talking about the top 10, and not about taking a 10 month hiatus. That is, we hope so. A recent VFD nomination ended in a deletion marathon, as MrN and RDB spent 2 hours removing every last trace of the notorious Game:Page. Apart from the traces Mordillo deleted, that is. And the redirects to it that UU took care of, come to think of it. But still, all told, an impressive act of mass carnage only made more awesome by the fact that they somehow managed to delete Socky's userpage at one point during the proceedings. MrN claims "Both RDB and me still have sore huffing fingers you know". |
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So like[edit source]
Stuff like redirecting an established article is really not a good idea. If you want to get rid of it, use VFD. Stuff like this will get you banned if I see ya doing it again. Again, you should have used VFD. Easy on the page blanking OK? MrN 09:36, Feb 13
- Sorry. I'm still kind of a n00b at heart. <3 —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 09:38, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
Who the hell is you?[edit source]
THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!!! JENNY #6!!! |
Grazie. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 23:58,14February,2010
iPad Thanks[edit source]
I see you voted for my new iPad Many thanks. |
Thanks for voting on my first featured article! --
19:56 EST 14 Feb, 2010Error[edit source]
Pup 09:10, 15/02/2010
UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit source]
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!
Feb 18th, 2010 • Issue 76 • Now with 20% more vanity!
Understanding of the universe is shattered; Creation as we know it is defunct
One of the most controversial elements of religious understanding has been the answer to the question "How did we get here?" This has often been seen in the debate that has been long held between Creationists and Evolutionists. Now that Imperial Colonisation is back on its feet, under the able guidance of IC Buccaneer Admiral Why?, they are educating the masses on this as we speak. "The article had been befouled by some evil doers, probably French or Spanish or Americans or worse. We are diligently researching and writing to bring the article in line with the Truth." stated Buccaneer Admiral Why?. A dramatic re-write is in process, as Why? has all his seamen working towards the noble goal of indoctrinating the masses in Creationist theory. After some false starts involving a banana and a jar of peanut butter, the recreation of creationism is being created. "The colonized article will show how the Empire has the right and duty to colonize everywhere by any methods available, and that anything we do is God's will. We will finish it by Saturday, 20 of February, or by Saturday, 27 of February, depending upon how long it takes us to colonize the natives. Anyone who wishes to apply to join our noble effort may do so at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization." Why? stated in closing. Darwin awards - Uncyclopedia Stylie
Fortunately he showed the resilience that 10 year olds have when they are in the middle of doing something completely idiotic, and continued to trawl through people's talk pages, undo their edits, and generally be a dick. MrN9000, understanding the right balance of politeness and harshness, gave I LIKE PIE!!! a friendly message on his talk page, with a 1 week ban to support the severity of his words. Undeterred, I LIKE PIE!!! later returned. 1 week and 35 minutes after his previous ban, MrN repeated his previous words to the young man, along with a further 1 week ban. Thankfully, it appears that I LIKE PIE!!! took MrN's words to heart, as he managed to last a further 30 minutes after this second ban before he ran afoul of Roman Dog Bird, who in true RDB style demonstrated what an infinite ban actually means. When hard-hitting journalists pressed for details relating to the banning of this pre-pubescent pestilence, MrN replied "What kinda a journalist are you man!?!" Congratulations, I LIKE PIE!!!, for becoming the inaugural Uncyclopedia Darwin award winner, and removing yourself from the meme pool that we all enjoy. |
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RE:RE:[edit source]
- 'Uncyclopedia is freakin gay 21:34, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
- 'Uncyclopedia is freakin gay 22:33, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~
- 'Uncyclopedia is freakin gay 23:01, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
- I refuse to participate in this shitfest of gay. GAY GAY GAY —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:08, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
- That's gay, not to particpate in gay. Aleister in ChainsAleister in Chains
- Shadow? Fake 3D effect?Pup 03:18, 21/02/2010Shadow? Fake 3D effect?Shadow? Fake 3D effect?Shadow? Fake 3D effect?
- That's gay, not to particpate in gay.
- I refuse to participate in this shitfest of gay. GAY GAY GAY —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:08, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
- I think that was more like the effect you were after, however your sig has colour specifications in it which screws with the thingy I was playing with. And your time has {{random color}} which makes it even more nightmarish. And unitalicisible text/images. Pup 03:51, 21/02/2010
And of of curiousity I just ran {{sigtest}} on your sig - slightly too tall, but get awayable. Pup 03:56, 21/02/2010
- Oh, well, well, at least my signature doesn't show off its tags like some kind of...signature slut! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:58, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
- Would you prefer this one? Pup
- I'd prefer...your mom! Oooh! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 08:33, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
- I would. It's sexier! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 21 Feb 2010 ~ 08:50 (UTC)
- I'd prefer...your mom! Oooh! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 08:33, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
- Would you prefer this one? Pup
- Oh, well, well, at least my signature doesn't show off its tags like some kind of...signature slut! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:58, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
yu will? TY
Mexico Article[edit source]
Hi, i looked over your re writing of the Mexico article and i think you can actually just merge and integrate most of it into the current article. I think a total rewrite is unneccesary and will be really hard especially because it's a subject which many just use as a dumping ground for unfunny cliches and stereotypesd and in the past the article has many times devolved into a depository of racist commentary and plain hate speech. I thought the top section of your rewrite was good and i think we should addit now but i think we should avoid adding too obvious stereotypes like the guys in sombreros unless the point of the joke would be pointing out that it's a stereotype because anyone that actaully knows much about Mexico will just think the article is just abunch of unfunny overused cliches. If it meets your approval i shall add code from the top section right away to the current article (crediting you of course). If you disapprove i will remove it immidieately. Thanks Unregistered user 08:24, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit source]
Now With 0 Trans Fat!
Feb 25th, 2010 • Issue 77 • Slurping the froth of Truth off the cappuccino of News
Games, games and more games! We have more games then you can poke a stick at!
Is the games namespace 99.9% shit was the question elegantly asked by OptyC recently. A simple question that has sparked a storm in a teacup. While Uncyclopedia is, undoubtably, the pinnacle of fine parody, it has been suggested the this particular poor cousin of the Main space has been allowed to fall into disrepair and disrepute due to the influx of poorly crafted content. In the words of one editor Delete it. It's cruft and I'm not even sure if it qualifies as a parody namespace of anything on Wikipedia. However, despite the lack of quality content, a significant portion of users have requested that it remain in play, however it be improved by having a little tender loving care given to it, along with a more rigid amount of cruft huffing. As such, it is with open arms we welcome the inclusion into this realm of the new moderator of the Games namespace OptyC, who will be referred to going forward as the Game Master. Upon the announcement of this singularly spectacular accolade, Optyc's first words were Maybe I shoulda just kept my mouth shut, eh? Although much respect must be levelled his way at the way he has taken to his new role with much gusto, winnowing through the chaff to find the kernels of wheat available in there. For more information on these developments, visit Forum:The Games namespace. It's Alive!
A new blow to the "democrats"/"liberals"/"whiny bitches" of Uncyclopedia, opposing the disputed hereditary law. Senior member of the non existent Cabal and editor-in-chief-in-absentia of this newspaper, UU has announced the birth of heiress to the throne, also known as UUette. UUette was reportedly born holding a scepter and a miniature ban hammer, wearing a crown and QVFD grade galoshes and waving frantically at the hysterical cheering masses. The non existent cabal promptly announced a reserved seat for UUette in the VFS round of 2026 as well as the prestigious position of "Noob of the Month". A shrouded spokesperson for the Cabal noted that "it would have been important for the Cabal, were it to exist, that the existing Cabal dynasty, especially one coming from such a quality genetic specimen such as UU, shall continue without disturbance. The Cabal is greatly pleased with UU and Mrs. UU for bolstering its numbers for the Sporadic demonstration of support were noted around the Uncyclopedia realm, as supporters of the Cabal were seen with "DEAR UUette IS GREAT" and "ALL HAIL THE HEIR APPARENT" signs. So called "democratic"/"liberals"/"whiny bitches" protests were dealt with swiftly and efficiently. And from all of us in the UnSignpost here is one big congratulations UU, may your daughter have huge...errr..tracks of land. |
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Picture at Hentai[edit source]
Hi. I put the photo you took away (probably to keep for yourself, in a safe and dark protected place that nobody will look, aye!) and put it as the lead photo of the page with an adjusted caption. imnho there is seldom a need to replace a photo with another, just find room on the page, and on this one there was an entire top section photoless. So, hopefully, our combined changes made it a better page. Nice collab! ~ 1:06 1 2 mmx
- Heh, thanks. I actually just put that other picture there because I liked it better. ;) But what you did works too. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:12, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
Revert[edit source]
Hey... words to follow... ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 05 Mar 2010 ~ 02:53 (UTC)
- Huh? Whatchoo talkin bout? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:54, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
- Oh, that. Hehe. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:04, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
I wasn't going for a fake link for: Who could possibly make GOD? but more of a: you can now create the article (you indeed are the one to possibly make) "GOD" link with this: Who could possibly make God?, plus the "page does not exist" is funny as well.
BTW, I didn't know about the {{Fakelink|Proof that Happytimes sucks}} template and I think it is funny too. I just think the other idea is more so. I'ma gonna have to use that in some other stuff now. (Also, how DARE you edit when I plainly said more was to follow? It's like I'm talking to myself. Again... I'm so lonely.) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:07 (UTC)
- BTWx2That's two edit conflicts now! (I think I may just have to make a template! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:09 (UTC)
- M'kay. That's what I love about this Wiki; everyone can respectfully contribute without fear of harassment! (I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP YOU BASTARD!!!) —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:15, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
- Ha! I never sleep! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:24 (UTC)
- I'll make you sleep. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:26, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah! Sleep like a fish-dog! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:39 (UTC)
- I'll make you sleep. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:26, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
- Ha! I never sleep! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 05 Mar 2010 ~ 03:24 (UTC)
- M'kay. That's what I love about this Wiki; everyone can respectfully contribute without fear of harassment! (I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP YOU BASTARD!!!) —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:15, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit source]
The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!
Mar 4th, 2010 • Issue 78 • Snorting the drug of Truth from the toilet seat of News
Controversy over Uncyclopedian leads journalist to public outcry
The "of the Month" nominations and celebrations have been marred recently by drama circulating in forums, talk pages and on vote pages in various areas. Fortunately, whenever and wherever a drama has reared its ugly head an Unsignpost reporter has been there to cover it. Why do I need to provide this? is now experiencing his second week of not having been nominated for anything. After mentioning to a respected editor that he had been nominated for at least one award for almost every day he had been part of the Uncyclopedia community, he bemoaned the fact that he had not been nominated for anything this month. "I've been nommed for something EVERY SINGLE DAY of the five months I've been here--until this month. I'm not nommed for anything. It's pretty depressing, really." Why? complained As a result of this complaining, Why? was then nominated for an award that had been more respected in the breach then in the observance - to paraphrase the bard - Nomination of the Month. When, after a series of events, Roman Dog Bird felt obliged to nominate Aleister in Chains' Nomination for NOTM of PuppyOnTheRadio's nomination for NOTM of Why do I need to provide this?'s nomination of PuppyOnTheRadio for UGotM, he simply stated "This is a stupid award." Meanwhile, at UotM, discussion over the number of awards given out led to an obvious discussion about the worth of RotM and UotM, which of course led, as all conversational roads do, to the hugely popular and debatably talented Dan Brown, not to be confused with Dan Kwon, as we aren't quite sure who he is. The debate got unexpectedly heated when a talented and handsome editor suggested that another less talented editor should perform carnal and bestial acts with random household appliances. Remember to cast your vote in AotM, PotM, RotM, NotM and WotM, or nominate the uncyc member that has impressed you most in these areas. And of course, always remember Mordillo's words, "This one is for people who made Uncyclopedia better by cleaning up shop, helping people and allow Uncyclopedia to wobble around without falling over." Vote today. Or tomorrow - depending on if you have the time.
And with the current vote count standing at 6 in favour, and with few regularly active sysops left to vote, it looks like the chances are that there will be new sysops by the end of this month - so time to start deciding who you're gonna nominate! Who will be the next to have a thousand IPs ask them on their talkpage why they deleted their useless little one-line stub? Stay tuned to find out? |
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Comment from Prehistory96 to Pelargonium Hello Pelargonium. Comment will be modified.
Comment from Prehistory96 to Pelargonium[edit source]
User:Pelargonium, heres a reply. Thanks for sending the Manual information about editing on Uncyclopedia on the talkpage of me. I'm kindof new here for the most part.
You have been saved from destruction and welcome to IC[edit source]
On behalf of IC, I thank you for voting your conscience. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 20:48, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
Camera Obscura UnCleara[edit source]
I don't know about you, but I am not going to leave George Bush staring out at me from my talk page. Shivers down the spine.
Finally saw your note on the Camera Obscura nom, and if you meant it you can turn the ship's rudder t-o-t-a-l-l-y around by striking your 'again 'em' and, wonder of wonders, voting 'for 'em'. As you can see, this is a nom I have no trouble whoring for. It is such an intresting page (and I do have to email its author, reading all the comments reminded me of that) and of such high caliber, imnho, that I honestly think it would do uncy proud to feature it. I guess I've fallin in love, sigh, and we do so fight for our loves. In my Hurt Locker, Aleister in Chains :31 9 3 mmx
- So...are you saying that my comment was correct? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:52, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
- Eeekk. There's Bush's face again. When will we be rid of him???? As I read your comment, unless I'm missing something flying over my head, sure, you're totally right. It has two great things going for it. First, the fact that of course photographs weren't invented until a couple hundred years later. That's funny by itself, and then the photos themselves look so interesting, but the photos have to be sold in an interesting way. So then they are--the presentation of the page as an academic file which goes along with a historical papers box from the research section of a museum, written in the language of that research format, is maybe the perfect way to present it. Deadpan humour. War, what is it good for. Photographs! Al, a bit later that day.
- Ah, okay. I see what you mean. I'll consider changing my vote as I now know what it's about. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:37, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
- Neat, either way you go. I just read your I LIKE PIE!!! section and found that hilarious "I'll adopt you (not literally). . ." I think I like Pie came back yesterday for a brief moment on an article talk page, the only line was something like "Hi my name is bob and I like pie". I answered, but then the page was wiped/huffed, so maybe it was him. Like a shadow in the night, he still walks among us. Al, a few minutes later
- Ah, okay. I see what you mean. I'll consider changing my vote as I now know what it's about. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:37, 9 March 2010 (UTC)
- Eeekk. There's Bush's face again. When will we be rid of him???? As I read your comment, unless I'm missing something flying over my head, sure, you're totally right. It has two great things going for it. First, the fact that of course photographs weren't invented until a couple hundred years later. That's funny by itself, and then the photos themselves look so interesting, but the photos have to be sold in an interesting way. So then they are--the presentation of the page as an academic file which goes along with a historical papers box from the research section of a museum, written in the language of that research format, is maybe the perfect way to present it. Deadpan humour. War, what is it good for. Photographs! Al, a bit later that day.
ur ghey[edit source]
u shud no User:HELPME
- oh yeah well well GAYLORD User:Pelargonium
- i dot lik u nd niobody dos User:HELPME
- THATS A LIE User:Pelargonium
- no its nt ur gay nd stopid nd rtartd nd ft. User:HELPME
- why dose every1 hate me? :( Mr. Winkler
- no its nt ur gay nd stopid nd rtartd nd ft. User:HELPME
- THATS A LIE User:Pelargonium
- i dot lik u nd niobody dos User:HELPME
Upsilon Sigma Sigma[edit source]
Hey Pel, I'm just going around trying to drum up support for a new group I'm trying to get going. I've been sitting here, thinking to myself, "gee, Uncyclopedia has a lot of stuff, a legal department, a political party, and an assortment of other great things, but it doesn't have a fraternity." I also noticed that the top 50 wanted articles list hasn't changed in over a year. Soooooo, I was wondering if perhaps you'd like to join me and potentially others in the 1st Uncyclopedia fraternity, ΥΣΣ, Upsilon Sigma Sigma, a collaborative an independent organization with the aim of writing exclusively requested articles. Pop on by the page, if it's something you're interested in, just let me know. -- 17:02 9 Mar, 2010
Come Back!![edit source]
Don't go, or at least let us all talk to whoever banned you from the homeside. And what about camera obscura, you could singlehandidly save it or sentence it to ooooobbbbbliiiivvvviiiiooooonnnnnnn. Seriously, fight the power, and come back. Al de'Chain 18:23 10 3
- Hehe, it's not like that. What happened is, my little sister tripped on my laptop's power wire and knocked over the little table it was on. The computer hit another table as it fell, breaking the monitor. So then my dad got really pissed at her and all hell broke loose, and since we're short on money right now he won't buy me a new computer. Then, he shuts off the house's internet so I can't go on my sister's computer, so what I'm left with is my computer in Digital Art class (which I'm on right now) and the internet on my cell phone. So yeah. Oh, and thanks for reminding me about the vote, I'll switch it right now. ;) —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 18:29, 10 March 2010 (UTC)
- A festivus miracle! You may have singlehandidly saved Camera Obscura from Obsuraty (a pun son). Thanks from all the camera obscura fans. Is the computer broke or just the monitor? You can grab a monitor from the school's extras and run like hell, or throw it out the window to a partner in UnCrime. Maybe when your dad
sobers upcools off he'll come to his UnSenses. Thanks again, and really, am glad it's nothing really serious, like your dad actually looking at the pages of Uncy! Al de'Chain a few minutes later
- A festivus miracle! You may have singlehandidly saved Camera Obscura from Obsuraty (a pun son). Thanks from all the camera obscura fans. Is the computer broke or just the monitor? You can grab a monitor from the school's extras and run like hell, or throw it out the window to a partner in UnCrime. Maybe when your dad
Requirements for this situation (Prehistory96 to Paizuri/Archive 2)[edit source]
Theres always the local library. When I had a situation, like this (Loss of Internet), we went to the library because the time-length without the internet made us see the internet again. From June 2009 to March 2010 we still don't have internet. Only on cellphones. But I hope the library helps you as an Internet-line, just like you helped me. We'll be missing you. Especially me. ~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96 Preh.96 03:30, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Aw, I never showed you how to use that signature. I'll see if i can do that tomorrow... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 06:21, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit source]
The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.
Mar 11th, 2010 • Issue 79 • Making the New York Times look shabby since 2008
Investigative journalist looks in to the cabal; Shocking discovery Many veiled references have been made to this cabal, however until now there has been no real investigative attempts to uncover the shocking truth about the cabal. However, despite this, one plucky rookie journalist has decided that the truth must be free, and an investigation into the cabal has been undertaken. Investigating this it appears that the rumours relating to a cabal have come from numerous sources. In investigating this there were a number of dead ends, including pages that appear to have been deleted with no history. One source has come forward to expose the truth about the cabal. Under threat of repercussion, this source has been asked to be known simply as Deep Throat. Upon interviewing this source the following shocking truth has been discovered! There is no cabal.
Any rumours about a supposed cabal are completely untrue. Any suggested sources are in fact fictional and have no veracity behind them. There is no shadowy, mysterious force guiding Uncyclopedia. As I, as a respected journalist, have now been made well aware of the non-existence of this cabal, I am now comfortable to retire my journalistic career. I will shortly be taking a long trip to a very remote location where there is no phone or internet access and will choose to never write again. I may even go to Antarctica. But most importantly, there is not now, nor never has been, a cabal.A useful HowTo? does not compute!
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==pwnd== i vandlizd ur usrpge ho
23:32, March 12, 2010 (UTC)- Did you mess with my Talkpage?!. ~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96 Preh.96 04:00, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
- u wre pwnd agin 04:57, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
VFS issue[edit source]
You voted too many times on VFS. You only get three votes.
21:05, March 14, 2010 (UTC)Now UnNews:Afghan bombing shocks and confuses millions[edit source]
I have addressed Mordillo's valid concern and simplified the headline by picking up the whole thing and moving (renaming) it. Hope you can find it. Spıke ¬ 01:10 15-Mar-10
- Okay. I'll change the article then so that it takes place in...Central Asia, is it? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:12, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
Perhaps "the Arab world." I only know that Afghanistan is not in New Hampshire. Not even way up in the Cooze. Spıke ¬ 01:16 15-Mar-10
- It's not in Nevada either. Or is it? I'm sure they look about the same. ;) —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:19, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
ΥΣΣ March Collaboration[edit source]
Yup, went with your idea. Your the lead on this project since it was your idea and you've written half of the article already. The collaboration homepage is here. We'll work on this up until say the 25th and then I'll submit it to PEE review. Happy article writting!
ps, your userpage has been destroyed by someone... -- 12:39 EST 15 Mar, 2010
- =p I admit nothing!
- It's all lies! I want my share of the credit. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 08:38, Mar 16 2010 UTC
19:00, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks cunt[edit source]
19:01, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Your head on a stick[edit source]
Will be served for dinner tonight with fava beans and some good chianti if those bizarre redirects of user pages continue. Especially those who create double redirects. /me wonders off to make sure that the chianti is room temperature in time for dinner. ~ 13:44, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
- Ha! What is that, some kind of Cabal dinner? I will not be controlled by who are why do have a swor--aaaaaaah —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 14:18, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
You visited my thread when nobody else would.[edit source]
<insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 19:53, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 17:08, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit source]
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.
Mar 18th, 2010 • Issue 80 • Hold the line! News isn't always on time!
VFS: it begins
Leading the popular vote at present is long-serving poopsmith and kvetcher RabbiTechno, gaining a seemingly unassailable lead by being helpful, friendly and competent, and by promising to bake cakes for all who vote for him - a ploy which may well have snared the support of more than just the odd swing voter. In a comfortable position just behind the Rabbi is lengthily-monikered Belgian workhorse Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, the joint Uncyclopedian of the Year for 2009, who seems to be gathering followers by being helpful, competent, friendly, and doing loads and loads of stuff. This cunning stratagem has obviously endeared him to the denizens of this wiki, who seem to be propelling him towards having his own banstick. But hold on, who's this coming up stealthily behind Socky? Why, it's pee review supremo and scourge of vandals everywhere ChiefjusticeDS! The Chief is steadily accumulating backers through the cunning tactic of being competent, helpful and friendly. He also rules PEEING with an iron fist, and spends inordinate amounts of time cleaning and tidying up the place, facts that have led to him coming within striking distance of the leaders in what appears to be a three-horse race. One thing is clear from this - all 3 of the most popular candidates appear to be helpful and friendly, which this newspaper finds unacceptable - where is the next Famine going to come from? where will we find an admin willing to infiban users and delete all their articles just for looking at someone the wrong way, or for being Kip the Dip? Also nominated, and receiving some support are current Writer of the Year and greatest person in the history of all things ever Hyperbole, diplomat by Uncyc appointment to all religions Optimuschris, canine broadcaster and damn fine journalist PuppyOnTheRadio, allcaps-named VFD machine SPIKE, confirmed female on the internets Zana Dark, easy-to-spell feature-machine Guildensternenstein and jaded old-timer Necropaxx. Other people have been nominated without recording a score as yet, but as this article is already long enough to have the editor wondering how many filler boxes he can dream up for the right-side panel this week, they just appear as a brief list: Mnbvcxz, Cajek, Gerrycheevers, Syndrome, The Woodburninator, Why do I need to provide this?, Charitwo and some bloke called Mhaille. Will any of them pick up a sympathy vote before the end of voting round 2? Positions vacant. The Imperial Colonization is a long standing organisation that has for years been at the cutting edge of creativity of articles for one of the world's most respected websites: Uncyclopedia. Due to a period of unprecedented growth during a time of economic downturn, as most of our members are otherwise unemployed, we are looking for a new assistant to the head of IC. This is a fantastic opportunity for you to work from home. Your daily duties will include:
The relevant applicant will have:
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Lazy ass[edit source]
Are you even working on the Cainad tree? Few=three, ALWAYS!!! And it's been three days.
01:12, March 19, 2010 (UTC)- Be a good little boy and tell your daddy that I've run into some unexpected problems and I haven't been able to work on it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:42, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
Nin(e)-ten-do(eleven)[edit source]
Good page, it shaped up well. A question I asked Skinfan and he doesn't know either, so I guess I'm not the only one. What are those little squares in the Japanese name in the first sentence? I've seen those around here once in awhile, but don't know what they are. Huh? Ignorant of little squares 1:58 23 2 mmx
Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit source]
User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 18:32, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for the edit[edit source]
Thanks for catching the missing 'e' in 'Garage sale'! It's those kind of things that make me look really stpid. Alistr in Chains p.s. And thanks! for your vote. 00:38 25 3 mmx
Since I'm here[edit source]
Great work on Nintendo. I think the page has turned out really nice, and much better than the page we are replacing. Yay. Al n'chain 00:40 25 3 mmx
- Thank you as well. I couldn't have finished it without your help. ~
SirPaizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 00:42, 25 March 2010 (UTC)- Aw, shucks. There is no q in team, or z or 9rnep, or a number of any kind. There is an e in team, which I usually miss and spell it "tam". Al en'chain 2:10 25 3 mmx
Thanks for the tree[edit source]
Thanks for the family tree! That's awesome! Huggies. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 16:09, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
- ITS AWESOME!!!!— MUN CPT DAD 18:54, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
- You're welcome, you two. :) ~
SirPaizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 22:45, 25 March 2010 (UTC)- I posted a note on the page of all the family members you hadn't. Also see this. Another Discordian. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 02:44, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
- Freakin' A...I'll try to get to that tomorrow. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:46, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
- You realize, too, that at any time I might adopt another user. And one of them might adopt, and one of them might, and.... (Our family multiplies likes rabbits). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:54, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
- Freakin' A...I'll try to get to that tomorrow. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:46, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
- I posted a note on the page of all the family members you hadn't. Also see this. Another Discordian. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 02:44, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
- You're welcome, you two. :) ~
UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit source]
The Newspaper 4 out of 5 Dentists Agree On!
Mar 25th, 2010 • Issue 81 • So full of news, our news-gut hangs over our news-jeans
VFS reaches third and final round, Uncyclopedians bored to tears
Once again, the Rabbi appears to be in pole position, and there are rumours that Mordillo is already preparing him a traditional Jewish banstick, such is his current lead. Meanwhile, Sock and Chief are neck-and-neck for the second slot, polling three votes each currently. When he interviewed himself for this article, lazy journalist UU exclusively told us: "this reflects well on the site - we have three great, very strong candidates, any and all of whom would do a great job if opped. And a number of those who didn't make it to round 3 will probably make a much stronger showing next time. If there is a next time." All that remains now is to see how the final few days affect the vote, and who finally gets the supreme honour of being able to go delete every single page of shitloads of crappy games that have been nommed on VFD, and the like. Joins us next week for the "From Our Logs" new admin special, when we analyse their first bans, and watch as these new admins mercilessly ban the unlucky loser and abuse their new powers flagrantly. Hopefully. Top 5 Of-The-Months Become 90% Cheesier
Well known and completely badass user CheddarBBQ, known for his increasing his own self-image, and for being one of the coolest guys ever, has now set a record by being nommed for all four "big" nominations in the same month. Even more impressive, he has been nommed for these four without doing much of anything deserving of awards (besides the aforementioned alleged coolness and/or badassedness). The always tasty Eyetallyan snackfood has been able to hold tightly to last place in each one of these all month. When asked about his newfound record, the great man/food had this to say: "I always knew I was special. The bag of cheese curls that I referred to as "Mommy" for 15 years would tell me so on a regular basis. Also, suck it bitchez." Of course the amazing record-breaker would think well of himself, so we went elsewhere, to question his adopted son, Momo. When asked about the excitement over the record, Momo claimed, "Papa De La Rosa is, like, the greatest dad ever, I used to have so much fun with him when I was little. Ya know, he once left me inside an oven when I was a baby, went for a beer and got me out the following morning. That was fun, I'm tellin' ya. And when I was 4, he left me in an amusement park, went for a beer and came to pick me up a whole week later. I spent that week with that nice guy who kept touching my ass.. Good times.. When I was 7, he took me for a beer. And by the age of 14, we were running our small liquor-smuggling business.. Oh yeah, he's a great guy." Curiously, his comment did not much relate to the matter at hand, yet it was deemed necessary to include it anyway. It appears to be abundantly clear that Cheddar is a marvel of a man whom we can all look up to. In other news, it appears that Don Chedds is about to set another record by being the first Uncyclopedian to drastically lose all five major awards in one month. It appears to be abundantly clear that Cheddar is a marvel of a man whom we can all look up to. Here's to you, CheddarBBQ. Oh yeah, and some other people had something to do with it as well. Note: The writer of this article has decided that a fact check as to whether or not either of these are true records would be unnecessary. |
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--ChiefjusticeGameCube 22:43, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
March collaboration part duex[edit source]
Ok, so the pee of our article is done, courtesy of Why? link is here. essentially, we're going to work on editing the article until the 28th, then the voting starts as to whether we move it to mainspace and start a different project or we keep working on Nintendo for a while longer. all this should be done by april 1st. -- 20:54 EST 25 Mar, 2010
- Don't trust any decision made on April 1. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 02:43, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for the advice[edit source]
Thanks for the advice.
Dytiscidae 21:08, March 26, 2010 (UTC)Dytiscidae, a geologist
- You're welcome. If you need anything else, don't hesitate to ask. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:17, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
Darlington[edit source]
Cheers for adding the picture of the River Skerne it really compliments the article. English peasant 01:51, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
- Happy to help. Good luck with the article! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:52, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
UGofM[edit source]
I don't want to get in an edit war over a vote count (I wish to Sophia people would make it clear when they're voting for or just commenting), but how did you count six votes for you-know-who on Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month? Mind you it's possible I missed something--some people make it very difficult to figure out what they're saying. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:03, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
- The For votes were: Skinfan13, me, Matfen, Ptok, Puppy, Aleister in Chains, Pippo, and TKF. The against votes were Mn-z and you. I just did a simple subtraction problem. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:08, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
- EDIT: You were right, the score was +7, counting CheddarBBQ's vote. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:12, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
- I'm not sure Cheddar was voting for--I don't know what that symbol means. And Pippo is Necropaxx who was speaking a different language, and TKF buried his vote where it was hard to find. I wish people would make their votes clear. It means we've had four different people changing the vote count because people can't figure out what it's supposed to be. I'm used to "If you make it hard for me to understand you, I'm ignoring you." King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:18, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Okay, so it was six votes then. Skinfan, me, Ptok, Puppy, Ally, Cheddar, Necropaxx and TKF voted for, you and Mn-z voted against. I translated Necropaxx's vote to "of course," Cheddar's minty template means for, and TKF said "also, for" at the end of his statement. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:23, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
- I posted a complaint about the voting there which will likely either get ignored or made fun of. But you and I have better things to do here then try to interpret the votes of people who make it difficult for no apparent reason. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:30, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
- YES, that is so true. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to get raped soon. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:32, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah, I'm about to get raped by my hand. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:39, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
- I thought I voted for too.... 05:17, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah, I'm about to get raped by my hand. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:39, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
- YES, that is so true. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to get raped soon. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:32, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
- I posted a complaint about the voting there which will likely either get ignored or made fun of. But you and I have better things to do here then try to interpret the votes of people who make it difficult for no apparent reason. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:30, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Okay, so it was six votes then. Skinfan, me, Ptok, Puppy, Ally, Cheddar, Necropaxx and TKF voted for, you and Mn-z voted against. I translated Necropaxx's vote to "of course," Cheddar's minty template means for, and TKF said "also, for" at the end of his statement. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:23, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
- I'm not sure Cheddar was voting for--I don't know what that symbol means. And Pippo is Necropaxx who was speaking a different language, and TKF buried his vote where it was hard to find. I wish people would make their votes clear. It means we've had four different people changing the vote count because people can't figure out what it's supposed to be. I'm used to "If you make it hard for me to understand you, I'm ignoring you." King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:18, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Oops. 05:18, March 28, 2010 (UTC)