User talk:Prehistory96

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This User has a MySpace They are, so, like, totally lame...

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Nothing really to talk about

For me, on Uncyclopedia, on this talk page, I have mainly nothing to talk about. Comment.

Hello. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:43, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Looks like you haven't been welcomed yet. Sooo... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 06:42, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Welcome!

Hey, Prehistory96, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here's some stuff you should probably read before editing:

I would read those links if I were you...it'll make you look much better around here.

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If you wanna start an article, it's a good idea to start it in your userspace (for example, User:Prehistory96/Article about stuff) so you can edit it without fear of it being huffed. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, try to make it funny and not just stupid; and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. With some practice I'm sure you can become a great writer here!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Villiage Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Just leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join, and you're all set. Again, welcome!

—Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦

 

Comment from Prehistory96 to Pelargonium A Comment. has been sent your talkpage. :Hehe, no need to be so formal about talkpages. It's fine to just reply like this. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:32, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Okay, that sound better, I thought, since Uncyclopedia is apart of Wikia, I was about to sound formal. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Prehistory96 (talk • contribs)

Nah, we're totally casual around here. Also, remember to sign your posts with 4 tildes (~~~~) so we know who said what. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:06, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

I don't really know how to use the Signature thing. Does in develop automatically?

Okay, when you're editing a forum or talkpage, look at the editing toolbar buttons at the top. When you finish typing a comment, click the second to last button to produce your name with a timestamp. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:28, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

~Preh. 96~ 02:42, March 9, 2010 (UTC) Thanks for the important tip. But how do I get it in colors like yours? Sorry for asking questions more.

Create this page by clicking on the red link: User:Prehistory96/sig and you can make a custom signature in there. Make sure it follows our guidelines. Also, I can a basic sig for you if you want, and you can expand on it over time. I'll tell you what to do when you're done. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:49, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Special thanks to Pelargonium

Thanks for providing information to make my comments better. Surely you have more experience than me here. If you want, you can checkout one of my article developed in my username:This article is short information about me and upcoming information about me User:Prehistory96/Prehistory96.

Anytime. With some more work around here, you could be a contender for Noob of the Month, so stick around! We're happy to have you. :) —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:09, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

User:Prehistory96/Prehistory96 an article to Visit

This article is shortly about me and the Incoming facts about me that havent developed yet. But this describes me. If you want to, you can checkitout whenever you want to. And again thanks for all of your help.

Pelargonium, you can create my Signature

You can create my signature if you want. :Done, here it is: :~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96. :You like? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 18:33, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

THAT IS AWSOME. I would never create anything as Detailed in direct Perfectness. I don't know what I can offer you, if I could, It wouldn't be near as perfect as the signature. Definitely, I like it.

Does it change color?

No, that requires a certain script to do. For example, my sig uses the {{random color}} template, which produces different colors every time you see it. Do you want that in your sig too?

On a side note, I've been helping you out so much you may as well be my adoptee. Want me to "adopt" you? You'll get a cool template and my eternal love! (Kinda) —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:43, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

That sounds good, but what is a N00B? Preh. 96 22:37, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

Anyone who's been here less than 30 days. In other words, you. :P —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 18:13, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I agree, but I don't know how to apply. ~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96 Preh.96 20:21, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

How to use your siggy

Hey Pre, since you probably don't know, I'll show you how to use your sig. Click on the link at the top of your screen that says my preferences, and copy and paste this code into the signature box: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Prehistory96/sig}} {{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}. After you do that, click the little box that says custom signature, and save your settings. When your done, sign your posts with three tildes (~~~) and nothing else to show your desired sig. Lemme know if you have any problems. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks very much, its just that today my day after school which is being home I noticed that my day has been kinda (Excuse me)shitty. But thank you very much.

Haha

It's okay, nothing on this site ever dies. I've reverted your talkpage back to before you accidentally deleted most of it. Every time you edit a page, it's saved in it's history. That's how we can revert vandalism and such. Anyway, back to your sig. Did you do that yet? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:35, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

I thought my talkpage was totaled. Either the site was confused or somebody temporarly destroyed the talkpage.

Yeah, sometimes Wikia effs up like that. Sometimes you g^et _undes^ired effects. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:53, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

True. But still, the anger that pissed me off after school. If you want to know what happened at school on Friday, March 13, 2010 I would be happy to respond.Preh.96 00:16, March 14, 2010 (UTC).

Well...I'm not exactly a councelor, but I'll listen to your problem if it makes you feel better. Just don't use last names, cuz that's not allowed. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 00:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Alright, here it goes, Its just another day of school at BROOKHAVEN HIGH SCHOOL when suddenly while getting of the bus to just stand for no reason on a corner on the side of a wall, wearing only black I was, the bell took an unreasonably 30 minutes straight out of my life, then the bell rings. This was one reasons why I felt stressed out; Feeling rejected only mentaly. I am, out of the whole school, the most silent person. I keep it in my mind so many times. I was rejected by a girl two days ago last thursday. Last week before last thursday, I was rejected by the bus driver and a person named Buddy (Anthony C.) while I was getting back on the bus. I mean its not my fault that almost everyone in that school is gay. It all has to deal with REJECTION.

I'm glad I got that part of my chest. But thats not the half of it. But I will only say that much because I'm sure that my story will bore you. Preh.96 02:22, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Ouch, that's tough. :( I can totally relate, though. I'm pretty quiet at my school, too; mostly out of fear of being rejected by people. I hope you have some friends to support you through that kinda shit. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:49, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

At least you still have no rejection over people. I've been overcome with rejection even afterschool, which is being home. One of the worst rejections was while I was sleeping on the bus, while unaware that the very guy that sat right next to me, could rape me. His name is Micheal F. which is buddies with Anthony C. (Which nickname is Buddy). I didn't know being the most quiet or shy guy in that school had its advantages. But, while getting off of the bus, Buddy decided to, outa nowhere, get in my way by still being seated. He just got off the bus when either he saw something or he found sonething different with me. I don't care about Buddy an them. But I think that was when the rejection began. Another one was about the girl that rejected me. Although she is attractive she rejected me until 2 days later, which is Friday, she accepted me. I'll see what happens tomorrow (March, 15 Monday 2010). I hope this rejection shit pays off. It just the feeling of rejection tha worries me.

That really sucks. :( Did you ask her out, or did you just want to be friends? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 18:15, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Well, I think we are friends. She nodded her head at me. I know that she doesn't have a boyfriend. I never tried to attract her although she seems to be attracted at my art work and my shyness/quietness as probably only friends.Preh.96 22:30, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Just try building on that friendship so it's easier to reach out to new people later. That's what I've done with some of my friends. :) And in the meantime, you can let out all of your creativity writing here. I'm sure you can be a great writer with a little practice. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:26, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

I don't really expand friendship. But, if I had an alone chance, maybe I could. But I can't do it in public. Either I can wait until somebody comes up and says something to me, sit at the table at lunch, or have an alone confersation (for females). I'm more of a, in this case, silent type. Almost not willing to stand up for myself.

My friendship was much stronger in my younger days. Your friends were probably helpful. These days, in 9th grade, nobody can be trusted. Are you in 9th grade? Preh.96 01:41, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah...wow, we're almost exactly alike, then. That's kinda creepy. O_O —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:15, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Yep. That is kinda creepy. Do you have to go to school 3:00 hours later after regular your regular time? As in 10:30 am?

My high school starts at 6:00 in the morning and gets out at 1:21. That one of the things I like best about my school. :D —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:36, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

I hope my school has an early release like that.Preh.96 03:06, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Another Day. My day was somewhat good. Did you have a day? Preh.96 21:39, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, it was pretty good. But try to remember that this isn't a social site like MySpace; you should try working around a little bit as well. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:17, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Where is you???

Was it something I said? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 18:54, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Preh.96 03:54, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

It's just that I feel like I'm multi-tasking. The people who talked to me about being "suspended", fell for it. They thought I was suspended. That's one task. I had/am having weird days. At school. Rejection is going away. I'll talk more, later.

Well, that's good. :) Hope you can come back soon. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 07:27, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm being shipped to Brookhaven right now. I will be back (after school).

I Return

Now, the laptops being shipped off. I'm using mobile phone. The laptop never, this year, had internet

And when I mean "shipped off" I mean its being shipped off to the pawn shop for a quick $50 bucks.

Hah! Way to make a few bucks, man. ;) —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:02, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Yep, But that wasn't me that was my parents shipping the laptop and getting the money.

We can all use a little extra money. Why don't you tell your parents to send it to your favorite Uncyclopedian? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Preh.96 05:18, April 2, 2010 (UTC) That sounds good. But I'm sure that I don't know what they did with it.

Wherega go?

Prehistory96 22:01, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Hey dude, you should vote for my article on VFH here. It's like your patriotic duty or something! --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 07:33, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Pelargonium is a filthy whore, please ignore him.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 07:37, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

STOP TRYING TO CONFUSE MY ADOPTED NOOb!!! --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 17:23, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm confused. Prehistory96 12:50, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Dont listen to HELPME; he's just jealous that I have a cute little noob to tale care of here. <3 --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 17:23, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Um, Okay. Prehistory96 21:37, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Hehe. But seriously, I'd really appreciate your vote. right here --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 21:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

How do I vote, because on my mobile I can't nominate/vote Prehistory96 21:53, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Oh yeah, huh...nevermind, then. I forgot about that. --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 22:03, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Could you make a vote for me. Prehistory96 22:14, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Nah, we're not allowed to vote twice. I'd get banned... --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 22:18, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh, okay

Also, my bright orange sig looks really annoying on this page. Yay!—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 01:17, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

I think I voted for the article. It should show up on the nominating thing.Prehistory96 01:33, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

I think I did vote  For. the article.Prehistory96 04:23, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

You kind of erased a bunch of stuff, so I had to revert you. Sorry.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 04:32, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, you got it the second time. Thanks! I love you in the most non-platonic way possible. <3 --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 06:29, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Your very welcome, Pelargonium. Prehistory96 13:57, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hey

I changed my username to Paizuri, just letting you know. ~Paizuri (Formerly Pelargonium!)

Oh, Okay. G.g thought your name was still Pelargonium. ~Prehistory96 (about)*[[1]] #6EE0ED 00:34, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

Hehe, I changed it after you replied, so you were still right. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:56, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Just what are you doing to UnDictionary:Random?

Seems to be stupid, whatever it is. What exactly is it, anyway? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:51, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

Don't delete his message; it's better to just explain what you were trying to do. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:08, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

The only thing I've done on Uncyclopedia:Random is try to add a definition to the G file of the undictionary. The same reason everybody visit undictionary for a while. ~Prehistory96 (about)*[[2]] Giganotosaurus 14:03, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Your upcoming block

Do you have some desire to get yourself blocked? If so, this is a good start. If you want to know why something was removed from your user space, in the future you might want to ask instead of trying to threaten. And by the way, unless you're an admin, you won't have the ability to huff a page. Users can blank a page, which often gets them blocked, but blanked pages can be easily restored by any user. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:41, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

I never desired to be huffed

For some reason, he decided to delete the page that was required in MY NAME. The page was only set up to induce lines to the edits I was going to create. I had a long and hard time getting those lines in. So, I didn't desired to be blocked by anything. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Prehistory96 (talk • contribs)

In that case, you might want to think about posting a note on the admin's page saying something like you're sorry but you were upset, but really do want to know why it was huffed, and give the reason for wanting it that you gave above. Challenging an admin is almost always a bad move (I know that from experience), and even if you ask them nicely they won't always give you what you want. But asking nicely almost always has a better chance of working. Good luck! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:20, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Just tell your eagerly high Friend, Milido or whatever his name, to just stay as far away from huffing my pages, Or ELSE. Unless you had anything to do with it.Ed, Edd n Eddy Remember thy Ed ~Prehistory96 (about) Giganotosaurus 19:45, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Tell you what, I was actually about to restore your page since I think I removed it by mistake as part of QVFD cleansing, but now I'm pretty curious to see what is going to be your OR ELSE. You might want to consider what Why said up there. Asking rather than threatening typically produces better results. ~ 22:28, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Preh, can I make a suggestion like Why did? Be nice to the admins. They can crush you with the touch of a button. You might make the cabal annoyed with you. I ask admins for things all the time- nicely. Even if they say no, they don't ban me, because I ask instead of demand. Oh, and I'm an admin somewhere else (not a Wiki), and if I had seen your "or else" thing there, you would have been gone for at least a week. Mordillo's being pretty nice right now.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 19:53, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Whoa whoa, what!

What has my metaphorical son gotten himself into? Preh, please don't threaten the admins because they can and will ban you from this website; especially one as experienced as as Mordillo. The best thing you can do on this site, even more than being funny, is being nice to other users despite what you may personally think of them. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:11, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you should be nice to everyone. Except for that loser Paizuri, of course.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 22:01, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

You fu....I love you, HELPME. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:41, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

pages for no reason, just like my page. Somebody EDITED when I was EDITING when I was going to Say..... WHY was my usable page, under MY name, HUFFED? If this question doesn't find a answer SOON, I will be forced to Huff. his

You're starting to annoy me a bit. You can't huff pages. Mordillo can. Your page was put on QVFD. Mordillo probably deleted it because it was there and the content was a few lines. Mordillo was doing his (stressful, I might add. And you're not helping) job. Stop being so stubborn.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 22:51, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Just apologize, dude. Don't make this into a dramafest. We can work this out... —Pelozurian (talk) 23:26, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

Hhhh... ALRIGHT!!!. I'll apologize, but I'm not apologizing because of the people trying to influence me, Especially User:HelpMe, I'm only apologizing because I know I'll have my page back, RIGHT.

There was barely anything in it anyway. It said that the content was "|||||||||" —Pelozurian (talk) 23:15, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

Why are you being so stubborn? Mordillo's point was that he may restore your page if you didn't act like an ass. And...you kinda failed at that. Just apologize and stop demanding things. Admins are not your slaves. You are theirs.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 23:38, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Atleast I apologized. ~Prehistory96 (about) Giganotosaurus 00:20, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

On a much different topic...

...It looks to me like you aren't using your sig correctly. Did you put the {{Subst:Nosubst|User:Prehistory96/sig}} bit in the box in your preferences? —Pelozurian (talk) 05:57, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm using the sig, just not very often. ~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96 Giganotosaurus 06:04, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

I know, but when you sign your posts you shouldn't have that huge chunk of code spewing all over the place in the editing box. Could you please fix that by doing what I said above? —Pelozurian (talk) 06:07, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Alright.

Thanks, dude. :) —Pelozurian (talk) 06:17, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

I don't think the signature changed because I can't get the line in place. Another Reason why I need that page Mordillo deleted.

Just remake it. Wasn't the content simply a few lines, like |||||||? It shouldn't be too hard to just insert that into your sig. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:26, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

I can't get the lines on the device I'm using. Thats why I needed those content.~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96 Giganotosaurus 06:54, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I remade it for you, right here. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:56, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

The Lines have been Restored, instead of complaining my way through to debaters like User:HelpMe. Thank you, i couldn't repeat your name. ~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96 Giganotosaurus 07:04, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Well, HELPME wasn't trying to complain, he was just trying to explain why what you were doing was bad. But now you can fix your sig, right? —Pelozurian (talk) 07:20, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Right. But he didn't have to say I was acting like an ass. Saying that didn't help nothing. ~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96 07:31, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, well, I tried to fix your sig template so it doesn't have all those hexdigit thingies hanging out. Now it should work with just {{User:Prehistory96/sig}}. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:37, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

"Didn't help nothing." That offends my grammar Nazi self, sir. I will have to duel you for honor and correct grammar.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 15:02, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Sig. Modification

The Signature has been Modified. ~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96Giganotosaurus 15:00, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

You need to put all of the code in the sig template. When you put it properly the only thing you'll see when you sign is {{User:Prehistory96/sig}} ~ 21:05, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Alone again ~Prehistory96 (about) Prehistory96Giganotosaurus 02:10, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

Yo. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:52, 30 April 2010 (UTC)