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Barack Obama[edit]

You beat me to it, thanks for the revert. Is Senz72 material for Ban Patrol? Only other contributions are new articles, one line apiece, on two high schools. Spıke ¬  10:44 3-Jan-10

I've put a warning on his talkpage. I don't think its anything too serious for Ban Patrol yet and Senz72 seems to have stopped editing anyway. MadMax 10:59, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
OK, thanks Spıke ¬  11:00 3-Jan-10


My article was dumb, but can you suggest to someone to write it?

Sure, I can list it on UN:REQ for you. I can also restore it to your userpage (User:Forseescalamities815/Flash Forward) if you'd like to continue working on it. MadMax 03:56, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Shit, what happened?[edit]

Shit, where is everything? All that's here is some Obama thing and my FlashForward thing. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Forseescalamities815 (talk • contribs)

Just archived my talkpage. :) MadMax 04:06, January 4, 2010 (UTC)


Looks s-hexy! Just want User:Bpenguin17 wanted! Thanks for fixing it up!

“You are our best and only friend!”

~ Darrell Hannah as Pris on Eyes

Thanks, but you should really thank User:Mhaille. I just borrowed the coding from one of his old subpages. MadMax 08:36, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Mike Tyson[edit]

Hi Max! Hope you had fun New Year start. I saw the Registered Users Only on the Tyson Page. Could you do the same for December 21, 2012, it's getting dumped on all the time. I created an area for "Bull Shit" but people don't use it.. humm!? I guess they're like me, and even think their crap is funny. Ha! Stay cool--Funnybony 19:02, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Actions speak louder than words. Cool!--Funnybony 09:09, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Flying Purple People Eater[edit]

Hi Max, who should be contacted to add Flying Purple People Eater to this template {cannibal}? Much appreciated.--Funnybony 17:49, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

It's unprotected so anyone is free to edit the template. I went ahead and added it for you. MadMax 17:53, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Man, you are fast. Anyone (like you) who knows the trick! Thanks..--Funnybony 18:05, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry if I mess up your page, but I'm taking a chance that you might dig this. I think it's AWESOME!!!

--Funnybony 18:12, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. This is pretty good stuff. :) MadMax 05:20, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thank You[edit]

For taking care of that vandal, he was annoying--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 16:14, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the help with wasting my life my work. This article has just been ruined edited by an idiot a genius.13:15, 02 26 13:15, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

No problem. :) MadMax 13:19, February 26, 2010 (UTC)


Dude! I think this is funny. But what do I know? Any potential? I'm afraid to send to Pee or VFH, which is kind of like a pigs trip to the slaughter house. I guess I should be thankful that a page even sticks at all. That means it's "good enough". I'm glad you enjoyed the VDO. It's the only time I ever heard a Freddy Mercury song sung better than Freddy. I think Freddy would have really liked to hear that, had he been alive. U cool!--Funnybony 16:38, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

Well I'm really not the best person to ask about that. :) I generally do maintenance and other tedious tasks but I did like it. I fixed some minor things, mostly adding links and punctuation, I hope you don't mind. I think it definatly has a lot of promise. MadMax 10:30, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

---Hi Max, every time I look at your edits I learn something. Thanks for the help and encouragement. I went ahead and made it as good as I could. Maybe anyone else can improve it. If it's good enough I hope someone will Nom it. But if it's good enough to stick is already good enough. BTW: Someone (not me) made a page on Soma, and I made some contributions. Then I saw it was huffed. If you give me a chance I'll try to salvage that page.. otherwise you have no Soma in Uncyclopedia (a sobering thought!). A while back I was given the chance but missed it. Where can I work on Soma? Thanks as always--Funnybony 19:08, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Apparently User:MrN9000 moved to your userpage (User:Funnybony/Soma) in October. Looking forward to seeing what you do with it! MadMax 19:10, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

---Wow!!! Thanks. They was on my face all the time, them glasses. Q: It has no discussion page, I wonder why it was huffed?--Funnybony 19:14, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

I checked the discussion page but it had a single message from an IP which was basically vandalism. MadMax 19:18, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

---Hi Max, I'm about ready with Soma but can't find the link to upload the pictures. Is that suspended or something?--Funnybony 21:20, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Yankees images[edit]

While I understand the reason for your rearrangement, an important sentence association is lost between the two pictures that way I am going to try some different things. Also, I think the "antics" pictures are too small.

Thanks --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 17:22, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

Oh sorry about that. Go ahead and revert my changes if you need to. MadMax 17:24, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
Nope. Revert was not the right choice. Just some further development. I think you were on the right track: it looks much better now than before, thanks to your help. Thanks. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 17:48, January 12, 2010 (UTC)


Hey Max! I hope it's OK now. If so, how to get this page back on Broadway? Can you just do it? Thanks always--Funnybony 02:02, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Max, here's what I did: I made a new page called Soma© which is think is a better name. So if you restate the Soma article, which is the same, then I'll just change Soma© as a redirect page. Is that OK?--Funnybony 05:02, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

---OR, vise versa. Make the page Soma a redirect page to Soma© which is a more absurd name for a celestial fiction. That OK?--Funnybony 05:26, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Jeez! What a guy!--Funnybony 14:51, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

---Max, a WWW search of Soma turned up a handful of bogus brands, and about a zillion pictures of Soma, the famous X model. So I got a decent picture of her and added an "Alternate Meaning" to Soma. Check it out and let me know if it's OK - kinda sexy, you know how bad that is!--Funnybony 23:27, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

You,good sir,are awesome[edit]

Not only do you make awesome articles,but you also make awesome morrowind mods.You're also a great admin. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Spartadude (talk • contribs)

Sure you've got the right guy? MadMax 11:11, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, he's sure! I mean, Uncyclopedian of the Year! I third the motion! Yo Spartadude, please vote YES for Max as Uncyclopedian of the Year! (again). He's the only decent chap in the entire world. I did!--Funnybony 14:54, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Deletion Archive 199[edit]

Video iPod Nano U2 HD Had four votes against it and none for, but it was moved to the archive page without being deleted or having its VFD tag removed. What happened? --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:41, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

That's weird. I guess I missed that one. Thanks for letting me know. MadMax 10:51, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

Writing contest[edit]

Replace the Turkey's Day Ball with your contest. Seriously. That writing competition is dead and tawdry. --EMC [TALK] 01:33 Jan 15 2010

Honestly, I'd be happy if I could pull this off even for one year. Is anyone organizing a TDB this year? MadMax 00:30, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Mike Tyson On Women[edit]

"What I want in a woman is protection. Loyalty. Companionship. Loyalty, friendship, companionship, ferociousness. I want her to protect me, and have my back to the bitter end. If I have a fight, I want her to jump in. Even if I'm winning; even if she's ninety pounds. I like strong women—not necessarily a masculine woman—but I like strong women. I like strong, say a woman who runs a C.E.O. corporation. I like a strong woman with confidence—massive confidence—and then I want to dominate her sexually."---As stated in documentary film, Tyson. No need to change a word, he's great!--Funnybony 15:44, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

I'm a spammer? Dude you need help[edit]

Me a spammer? Dude you really need help. HELLO! I'm a respected web admin of several websites. If I was going to spam you, I would do it with style. I'm tempted just to DDOS you, aka fuck your internet to unusable. And my contributions are crap? Get a sense of humor, I was just trying to start something cool off, All foundations are crap, but eventually you get a tower. MadMax? Suits you Mad, I can agree on, your one pissed off guy. Max? Mad at Maxium power. Anyway, iI don't even know why I am still here/ – Preceding unsigned comment added by Yourlife (talk • contribs)

Max here is a legend on this Wiki. You, on the other hand, have contributed such gems as "School Mates are generally friends you rip the clothes off and fuck hard". If that's your idea of a sense of humour, I'm sure we'll survive without your contributions. Also if you're a respected admin on several wikis, you'll know all about complicated wiki things like signing your posts, right? Good luck with life! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:33, Jan 19
I was just going to revert him (again) but since you replied.. Those kind of guys are what makes this wiki even more fun.. FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:37 • Tuesday, 19-01-2010
UU, you got it all wrong, he's not a wiki admin, he's a respected webmaster of several sites. Now you know, respected webmasters don't tend to DDOS to prove a point, so he's either not a webmaster, not respectable or just...not here? Hey? where did you go? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:43, January 19, 2010 (UTC)


I need a favor - you IRC?  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:40, 20 January 2010

I can try, but I don't think the computer I'm using will let me connect. MadMax 06:42, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
Nevermind, it's all good.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:45, 20 January 2010

History of Great Britain[edit]

Your reorg makes sense, as there was a lot in here other than history--but I hope you synch'ed with Romartus, who was sort of tasked (by Mr.N. and me) to salvage what he could from this in lieu of unceremonious deletion, in which direction the vote on VFD was headed. Spıke ¬  23:14 20-Jan-10

Thanks for telling me. I've left him a note on his talk page. MadMax 23:19, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Did I mention how awesome you are?[edit]

I'm sure I have. In-fact I have already given you my highest award and so have nothing further to offer. I guess all I can say is that I am really pleased that you are still around. When I look at RC I see you doing awesome things everywhere. I have noticed some trends in what you have been doing of late, such as adding semi-protection to more pages than was the norm in the past, and I really just wanted to say that I totally support this direction change. I think it's the right way to go. I think I'm starting to see this more from some of the other admins also. We sure as heck don't want no IP edits, but it is a fact that as the wiki grows some pages are better given semi-protection. Like you, I see no need to make any formal change to policy, but think that what you have been doing is very much the direction which Uncyc is best to go. Again, thanks for being you. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:06, Jan 21

Well thanks. :) It's great to see you back around the place. I've really just been protecting pages I find that either have had vandalism go unnoticed for a long time or are high-level targets for IPs. You know, I really do think there should be semi-protection for featured articles at least. It breaks my heart just looking at Ireland these days... MadMax 00:22, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Mr9000 lies, by the way. I gave you his highest award: an Uncylopedia-pattern'd Snuggie. And you are great, by the way. I'm pretty sure that you're a robot, programmed for doing stuff, trying to understand that human emotion called "love". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:28, January 21, 2010 (UTC)


You just merged TARDIS and The Retardis. Those are two completely different articles, dude. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:42, 23 January 2010

Sorry about that. In my defense, the main article (TARDIS) did say its official name was "Re Entry To Any Random Destination In Space". MadMax 23:49, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
Ah yeah, I see how TARDIS also mocks the name like that. Maybe I'll move the other one to UnScripts, since that's basically what it is. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:56, 23 January 2010


It's understandable that you would want Spike to redirect to Spikes. But it was cute that it used to redirect to my user page. I considered it an honor! but nothing is permanent. Spıke ¬  02:13 24-Jan-10

I removed the links to Spike from mainspace so it should be an acceptable shortcut to your userpage now. MadMax 02:45, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

You mean you removed the redirect? I am once again honored. By the way, I use the Uncyclopedia search bar exclusively and wonder if there could be a shortcut for typing Special:Watchlist all the time. Spıke ¬  02:49 24-Jan-10

I don't think its possible to make a redirect for special pages. User:Sannse or User:Spang might know for certain though. MadMax 03:01, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. Hey, what happens if you delete the Spike redirect altogether? I can see that I'm going through the redirect now, but before, I didn't see anything. For example, typing Plectrum into the search bar (since we VFD'd the article by the same name) takes you to the user by that name. Spıke ¬  03:07 24-Jan-10

Typing SPIKE will automatically take you to your userpage, though not spike for some reason (at least when I tried it). Like Plectrum, it's a feature of the search bar. MadMax 03:10, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, that was how it worked. That implies that instead of redefining the redirect, it could just be deleted. Either way works. Spıke ¬  03:38 24-Jan-10

When I tried Spike, it went to the search page for me. I assume this is because its case sensitive. MadMax 03:41, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

You might be right. I had to go for all-caps because someone got to the username first a couple of years ago. Thanks for the investigation. Spıke ¬  03:50 24-Jan-10


What is your problem with my edits on Cyprus? You undo without explanation like retards. at least write THE REASON for undo, you dumbfuck. camoka4 12:14, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Your edits, with due respect, weren't exactly constructive. The reason I reverted your changes was because you removed the coat of arms and replaced the flag with a somewhat inapproprite image. MadMax 12:32, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
I'm going to replace the Cyprus satellite map (dunno what's funny about it) with cyprus.jpg , is that OK for you? camoka4
That's fine. MadMax 05:14, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
The article Cyprus is locked. Can you please lift the lock and replace the satellite map with cyprus.jpg ? Also I want to edit the article for Turkey . Thanks. camoka4
I've added the map for you. As for editing Turkey, the page is closed to anonymous and new editors like yourself. You should be able to edit the page in time but, if you don't want to wait, you can talk to User:Mhaille about unprotecting the page. MadMax 11:03, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you for adding the map. camoka4


Max, can you ban the guy who is currently repeatedly blanking Vandalize Wikipedia Day? --ChiefjusticeDS 08:14, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks muchly. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:17, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
Turns out the genius has managed to find another way to carry on, could you sort him out when you have a second? (I promise I'm going now) --ChiefjusticeDS 08:21, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Thank ya kindly...[edit]

I rely jus hav a firs grade reedin level, thx for s-s-s-sprucin' up my paige, dawg...

No, really. Danke, as they say in the German language. Hm. I was attempting to add the contents box there and well, hm. Computers hate me. Thug life. Quasihobo 01:36, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

No problem. MadMax 01:38, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Sondre Havneraas[edit]

Hi mate,

You just deleted one of my master pieces. It was tasteful, informative, but most of all beneficial for the common norwegian. Was the problem that the article was written in Norwegian? Is that not allowed, or is it just some sort of 'code' I have to write in order for it to be approved.



The thing is this is primarily an english-language wiki. What you probably want is the Norwegian Uncyclopedia. I've restored Sondre Havneraas on your userpage (User:Misslebowski/Sondre Havneraas) and if you need help translating it into English you might want to check out Uncyclopedia:Foreign Office. I don't believe there is a Norsk section as yet but I'm sure the project would appreciate someone fluent in Norwegian. MadMax 02:09, February 1, 2010 (UTC)


Thankz 4 the award.

--Gamma287 18:07, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for writing the article. :) Looking forward to the rest. MadMax 18:13, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Delete These Articles[edit]

Sure I know I created them, but I don't want them. Can you delete these articles?

  • Grand Theft Auto Cartoon City II
  • Super Kong

Thanks On Above[edit]

Thanks, I didn't have time for those.


For the hidden code protection of the giant photo on the Giant Jew Band page. I'm going to have to practice the code for putting hidden messages into the editing section of an article, and should have known to do that. Thanks. I've enjoyed your edits over the months, sometimes I'll track them from recent changes, and always or almost always learn something from watching you work. Thanks. Aleisteer in Chains 2:35 4 Feb. MMX

Well thanks. :) I don't do anything special really. When I'm editing articles, I usually go by Wikipedia's MOS (at least for "normal" articles). Everything else is just experience. MadMax 05:19, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 15:21, Feb 4

Yea, I know you are not on the list for delivery, but I thought you might like a copy of this one... :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:24, Feb 4

Oh jeez, lol... MadMax 15:35, February 4, 2010 (UTC)


File:Cyborg warrior.jpg was restored because it was used in an UnNews article. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:23, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry about that. I thought it was a duplicate of the orphaned image I added to Et Jesus. MadMax 16:28, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
No problem, dude. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:39, February 4, 2010 (UTC)


Can you make this page any better? I managed to save it from the ICU a week or two ago.

Category Add[edit]

Can you add this page to the "cities" category?


Hey Max, I've removed the link to VFD on the sidebar for two reasons: first, it's clogs up an already busy sidebar and second, we had that discussion already in the past (but for the life of me I can't find it) that we shouldn't add VFD to the sidebar since it will divert more people to the deletion pages rather than the writing oriented pages. Hope you're OK with it? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:27, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

If it helps... Not even the price of pants thinks we need a link to VFD on there. I remember a time when I did mind. Then Mordillo fed me that special potion which makes you agree with everything he says... Yea, we have discussed this one a few times in various places if I remember. Basically, if you are not a registered user you can't edit it anyway, and voting on VFD is probably something best reserved for those who have been around a while (and as such have found it) anyway and have a fair idea of how things work here. Though it's fine for anyone to vote with VFH obviously, but VFD is kinda different IMO. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:50, Feb 9

Sure, that's totally understandable. MadMax 01:28, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

hey, im new and got a few questions[edit]

I hope im doing this right :P... anyways im new with uncylopedia and i went through my watchlist and found your name on it besides a page called "die" witch i added to. Now i'm asuming that means you edited something i said. I just wanted to know if that's what it is. Plus that thing on the top of this page that says Hello. How did you do that, or does every page say that? I think i know how but i just would like some clarification. please respond asap and thanks! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Happymonkey39 (talk • contribs)

I've edited Die a few times in the past though I don't think I changed anything you did specifically. This edit is the only one I made after yours which reverted an IP edit that blanked a section of the article. The watchlist generally shows the most recent edit, rather then every edit, since you last visit a page. As for the above message, it's a sort of template you can customize for a userpage. If you'd like to add one to your userpage feel free to copy it and fill in the text. MadMax 16:59, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks man. Appreciate your help :D

Question Answer[edit]

Thank you for doing that. I thought the cat picture was pretty funny. Oh, thanks for adding Cartoon City to the cities category, but can you add this to the Grand Theft Auto category; Grand Theft Auto: Cartoon City. It's an article I fixed up back when I started my account.

Second Question[edit]

Would my account be deleted if I removed a fix tag from a page? If I can, I plan to do so. Also, If I wish to keep a copy of a page, can I put the page on my user space?

Sure if you're finished with it. Also you can save almost anything to your userpage. MadMax 19:57, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, but how do you get a redirect to a certain page. I've tried to do a lot of things, but they just screwed up the page. Please reply.

--Gamma287 20:31, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

To make a redirect, you type in #REDIRECT:[[Article name]] and save your edit as normal. When making a redirect, you should type in the current title of the article you want to redirect. Otherwise, you'll create a double redirect (for example, see here). MadMax 00:42, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

Expand Tag Removal[edit]

Do I need permission from an admin. to remove the {{expand}} tag? If I do, check the article I am referring to.

--Gamma287 21:51, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

I think as long as you make a decent effort, an author can remove an expand tag without permission. MadMax 00:43, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Max[edit]

Forgive me for whoring on your talk page, but you did express an interest. Funnybony and myself are now working on Lord Christopher Monckton and Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL. Should you have any input on these it would be very welcome. Both are still very much in the early stages and need lots of work still... :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:05, Feb 13

Yikes! I forgot I left you a message about that. Sorry, I've been kind of busy recently so I haven't been online much in the last few days. I'd be glad to help out. I guess the most obvious idea is a parody of his global warming speech. This could be based on global warming or maybe Uncyclopedia (i.e. "Uncyclopedia is a parody of Wikipedia!") although I'm not sure if that might become repetitive in a full-length article. You could write a regular "encyclopedic" article based on the bios of Monckton and Daniel Davis (Niles the Butler from The Nanny) from Wikipedia. MadMax 02:24, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
Dammit! Not everyone in the UK is called Niles you know! OK. They are. Well we have those two rather under way now, so I guess we would be looking at a 3rd article if we went with the Niles the nanny angle. I see where you are going with it though. Maybe that could be Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL DENIAL. something along the lines of "I REFUSE to belive that someone just wrote Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL and did it all seriously! Everyone knows that Lord Christopher Monckton is really Niles the Butler from the Nanny" :) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:33, Feb 13
It could be kind of funny if you think about it. He hasn't really done anything in awhile so it could be plausible that he's running a one-man show on global warming. Monckton could even be a fictional persona something to what Borat is to Sasha Baron Cohen. They do have a slight resemblance to each other and similar mannerisms (both of them doing "Southern accents" for example). MadMax 02:57, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
(diff) (hist) . . N Medieval Warming period‎; 02:41 . . (+29) . . MadMax (Talk | contribs | block)
(←Redirected page to A wizard did it)

Lol. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:44, Feb 13

I couldn't resist. ;-) MadMax

Lord Christopher Monckton[edit]

Hey Max! I'm MAD at you. I was laughing nonstop reading the edits and links you made on above subject, made famous by illustrious MrN. Although I enjoy laughing, it is quite illegal, and now I'm in a bloody pickle. So I'll have to tell the "Man" that MadMax made me laugh, and that should get me off the hook. Maybe. By the way, please don't stop. It still itches!--Funnybony 09:08, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

When Madmax last time red Beginner's Guide?[edit]

" funny and not stupid..." - it is what you should follow in your edits. Another thing - stop reverting other contributors' when they do interesting and humorous edits. You are here not to rule the world, but to create funny and interesting - NOT STUPID - articles. What was good in 2007, is not good in 2010. High and dry - is not in demand. Do not revert interesting articles back to 2007. 14 Feb. 2010, Artop

Mr Artop. He reverted back to 26 January 2010 you idiot. Get your facts straight. This Madmax user you are rather rudely addressing won Uncyclopedian of the Year back in 2007. So rather a long time ago he was already one of the most respected members of this site. Since then he has become even more so. How long have you been here, and how do you know how this site works? Madmax has the most edits on this site of any user. Ever. He also rarely bans users (sometimes I think he's too soft, but that's up to him), and if he does revert an edit it will be because the edit really, really sucked. As yours did. Go read HTBFANJS and stop crying about 1 tiny revert. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:04, Feb 14
Artop, dear old bean! I say! You can go to war with Uncyclopedia all you like, but you will certainly lose. Not because you lost, but because Uncyclopedia always wins. The recommended course of action is to accept your present limitations, declare yourself a "nOOb" and get yourself adopted (Adopt-a-nOOb program). If you're very lucky then MrN (above) might adopt you. And making friends here is highly recommended and helpful. Best wishes, and good evening--Funnybony 21:54, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
I see, guys, you are here under control. I'm not friends-friendly, but truth-friendly. Whom, the hell need "biography 2005" now? I see this insert appeared. Is there any problem with yer 2010? Who needs the past years snow? All media and press keep themselves alive only by giving news. Madmax has nostalgia for his old glory, but this is not a reason to keep Uncyclopedia in a shape of old potato. Feb. 17/2010/Artop
Artop, allow me to respond kindly by saying - shut the fuck up. Do you really think you'll be taken seriously by blaming one of the most admired editors here of keeping crap content for the sake of nostalgia, while not even being able to sign your posts properly? Spend some time reading BGBU and learn how to converse with your fellow editors. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:01, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
Who the bleep are you??? (I'm not truth-friendly, but humor-friendly.) Spıke ¬  15:30 17-Feb-10


Max, good work on cleaning up G-Rex.--Funnybony 09:00, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Req Award[edit]

Hi Max! I wasn't sure if you knew, but the user MrCleveland has been infini-banned for sockpuppetry, writing too many failed articles and then for having a strop at MrN9000 something I have no idea about. Well anyway, I'm not here to gossip or start drama, but i noticed he's top of the table for creating requested articles, and yet out of the 12 he's created, 9 have either been huffed or moved to userspace. Perhaps the count should be adjusted accordingly, as he's obviously not going to be working on them anytime soon, and it's not fair to the other users on the list. This isn't a vanity thing, as I'm nowhere near topping the list, and I respect Maniac1075's contributions to making worthwhile requested articles.

Anyway, I originally came here just to discuss that issue, but I was overcome with horror when I noticed my count said I had 1 article moved to userspace. I tried checking my articles made from requests, and couldn't find any that were moved. Do you mind double checking this for me please.

Also, I've always wondered what italicised usernames on the most awarded list indicates.

Another random question, your last name in real life isn't Mitten is it? Thanks for putting up with my irritating inquisitions. --Matfen 11:51, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Matfen815 You have NO IDEA why that user was banned. I can tell you it certainly was not due to some of the reasons you suggested. Please do not attempt to know my mind, and certainly don't suggest you know it to others. If Max needs to know the details of this complex situation he can contact me via IRC. You Matfen815 don't need to know. Sorry to be so cold, but I do not like to be mis-represented. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:10, Feb 15
Sorry, that's just how it appeared to me. His reasons for being banned weren't supposed to be my topic of discussion, and if I'd realized how it sounded when I innocently wrote it down, I would have left it out. I guess that's just another downside to communication on the internet. Am I still allowed to talk to Max about ReqAward, or should I just leave that to the big bad admins? My apologies again, and I hope I didn't make your shitlist. --Matfen 18:27, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
I think I probably need to apologise. Looks like you took my comment more seriously than I mistakenly took yours. You will never be censored from talking about things which make Uncyc better. I did not reply to you about your actual question as I know that's one of MadMax's areas and that he normally decides what happens with UN:REQ. I'm sure Max will give you his view next time he pops in. Now, I had better get off Max's talk page before he bans me for loitering. :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:15, Feb 15
No worries, and in the future I'll be more careful of writing in a style that sounds like I'm bitching while getting my hair and nails done. --Matfen 21:58, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the Help[edit]

Thanks for giving me the Redirect coding. My articles would be pretty screwed up about now. Yet, I have another question: Would I be able to create a redirect page for an unused user name, or would I be deleted?

--Gamma287 15:46, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure though I'm guessing probably not. If someone wanted to register under a specific name, such as one you might choose, they wouldn't be able to since it would already be "taken". MadMax 02:23, February 16, 2010 (UTC)


Will you add a category: Right-Wing Users? Also, will you lock the Cartoon City page so that registered users only can edit it.

--Gamma287 16:17, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

{{tl|Golden Iron Cross}}

I copied the code to [[Template:Golden Iron Cross]] so when you add it just type {{Golden Iron Cross}} MadMax 02:16, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

QNL template[edit]

My Forum thread on {{Q}} is closed, but it now seems there is also a {{QNL}}, which is a redirect to {{Q}} used on somewhere between 250 and 500 pages. If {{QNL}} has no remaining use, can one of your robots convert it? Spıke ¬  13:47 16-Feb-10

I don't have any bots but I can ask User:Spang if he has any that could do the job. That is, of course, unless you'd like me to do it? ;-) MadMax 17:24, February 17, 2010 (UTC)

I was hoping that no one would have to do it personally; also that you would know whether there was a historical reason to maintain {{QNL}}. Indeed, please refer this to Spang. Spıke ¬  18:57 17-Feb-10

The ReqAward Strikes Back[edit]

New topic because the old one made me a sad panda. Good work on adjusting the ReqAward score, but I noticed my count was still at 1 article moved to userspace, so I changed it myself so it would be less bother for you. It didn't occur to me before how much of a pain it would be for you to find out which requested articles I wrote and check they hadn't been moved, so here they all are.

Alec Baldwin
Michael Biehn
Chris Rock

I think the error might have stemmed from me momentarily moving Chris Rock to my userspace, as at that time I didn't think I would be able to finish it very quickly. I managed to anyway, and moved it back, but the last time you might have seen it, was probably when it was userspaced. Sorry for the inconvenience again, and keep up the goodwork, o' silent guardian of Uncyclopedia. --Matfen 21:58, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry I must have missed those. Thanks for updating it. MadMax 22:07, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

Garage sale[edit]

Laughing and laughing. Thanks for your photos. Which do you like best? I laughed most at the mummy, the Dali, and the Trophy case (that could be the missing trophies from the early years of football), the schroll could be the one of the original copies of the Magna Carta. Many more ideas. The article is going to have to take some turns before a settled storyline emerges. And the mummy is perfect! Appreciated. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 1:28 18 Feb. MMX

I'm kind of partial to the Kevin Smith bobblehead though a reference to golden shower seemed amusing too. MadMax 01:43, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for the new pics. The page is coming together in my mind, a scary thought, that. The toilat paper would have been perfect for the next pic in the forum playground, then I see that Cheddar took it in a different direction. That was fun, thanks. Al 12:54 21 Feb. MMX
Hi. I was going to put File:Creamy.gif on forum wars, and it doesn't show on the page even though the copy still works in the lower listing. My computer (I actually have this on my user page and it isn't showing now) or does this happen to pics sometime. Anyway, that's the one I would have put up next, and it also should go on the masturbation page. Thanks again, Al 22:41 22 2 2MX
That can sometimes happen if the image size is too small. If is doesn't work, you could try using the px parameter (ex. [[Image:Example.jpg|thumb|300px|This is an example.]]) or just use "frame" (in place of thumb). MadMax 22:48, February 22, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:God Orders Global Women Recall -HELP![edit]

Max, I just nom'ed this above news. I put the article name in the nom box and did some thing wrong. I don't know how to fix. Could you please instert the name "UnNews:God Orders Global Women Recall" in the VFH nom I started. Much thanks. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Funnybony (talk • contribs)

I fixed it. Dork. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:09, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
NEVER MIND. Even I could figure it out.. which just goes to show how bloody easy Uncyclopedia really is. But that doesn't absolve me of being a dork! Thanks--Funnybony 15:13, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
If you could figure it out, how come you didn't? Is it because you're a liar? Is it?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:21, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

Wallace and Gromit[edit]

Just wanted to say a quick thank you for adding some much more suitable links to my article on Wallace and Gromit, so...thanks! --Celestialcat 18:23, February 23, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the huffing[edit]

I hope the links with the delete helped. Nominally Humane! some time 08:09, 28/02/2010


Hey. Just zooming through m:List of articles all languages should have and realised that this is out of date. I've thrown together something in the talk page which is the more up-to-date listing, and gone through and found a few of them that I've been able to satisfy via redirect to an appropriate article, and now in the process of going through them all and seeing what needs to be changed - if any - of these articles to get it a little more hip-hop and happening. Could I get you to move User:Isra1337/vital to User:Isra1337/vital/version 1.0 and move User talk:Isra1337/vital to User:Isra1337/vital with obviously a touch up to the intro to have it - well, basically what is already on User:Isra1337/vital with the version number updated and a link to the older version? Nominally Humane! some time 03:18, 7/03/2010

Thank you. Nominally Humane! some time 23:10, 7/03/2010

Deleted category[edit]

I noticed you deleted Category:Indian Religions when I was perusing Portal:Religion. How come? Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 09:25, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Never mind, I saw it was superseded by Religion in India. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:36, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

How to be absurdly funny and not just a content freak[edit]

Hi Max! I just did a big long parody of HTBFANJS as How to be absurdly funny and not just a content freak. But immediatly it's getting vandalized by unregistered users. If you think it a good idea could you please put a "registered users only" lock on. This is only the 2nd time I have needed to ask (you already fixed up Tyson by yourself). I hope that is OK. And hope you're fine (he "fine!"). Much appreciated. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:37, Mar 25

Garage sale featured[edit]

Garage sale is featured today, thanks for the photo finds and sharing. A great help. I put the bobblehead doll on specifically for you (I'd asked you which photo was your favorite). Al in Chains 4:09 26 3 mmx

You get a bottle of Cyber-Soma[edit]

Congratulations for helping to prove that VFH can take shit just as well as they dish it out. They’re no arrogant hypocrites! And they’re NOT Drab “content freaks,” or a Wikipedia for kids, are they? Or is HTBAFANJACF true! Is VFH like Apple without Steve Jobs?

For services rendered in locking HTBAFANJACF. What a cat!

Signed: Heidi Fleiss (on behalf of all my girls) --Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:00, Mar 26


What is this, and why is it in userspace? It doesn't appears as though the user whose space it is in has edited the article. --Mn-z 18:44, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Mn-z threw you categorically under[edit]

... this bus. Care to respond?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  27 Mar 2010 ~ 20:48 (UTC)

Special thanks[edit]

For adding all those awesome pictures to my KMI! FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 23:44 • Sunday, 28-03-2010

Thanks for the help[edit]

Thanks for the help on the page, Freeport High School, your edits were very much appreciated. Legacyme3 17:00, April 8, 2010 (UTC)


Please consider your deletion summaries... there ain't much point in deleting something if you are going to show exactly the same content to the world in the summary! This has been your random nag from Auntie Sannse. Thankyouverymuch. sannse (talk) 16:17, April 13, 2010 (UTC)

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?[edit]

Hi. I hope all is well, haven't seen your edits floating by in the last few weeks. Hopefully a well earned vacation in the val hallas, or at least the south of France. Or maybe you were sitting on top of that volcano contemplating the fields of Iceland when. . . . . Aleister in Chains 9:41 23 4

Thanks Again[edit]

Thanks MadMax, but can you add me to the category at the bottom of the page. Oh and nice job with the template add. Can you tell me how to do that?

--Gamma287 21:43, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

Oh never mind. I looked at the template and I saw that it added the page to the Right Wing Users Category.

You're Back!!!!![edit]

Welcome back, and you've been missed. Yay. Now all is right with the world, and the shadows have receded. Very nice to see your name on the changes again. Al en chains 23:22 3 6 MMX

Hi Max! Nice to see you on recent changes :)--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 12:30, June 04 2010 UTC

Thanks. :) Internet service has been lousy for awhile but I'll probably be around for the time being. MadMax 23:43, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Mind protecting a page for me?[edit]

This page specifically. It has a cascading block on it that is preventing me from editing the {{Listen}}. I'm going to make it so the articles it's used on are added to Category:Spoken articles. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:03, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Madmax. Glad to see you're back. Don't be a stranger. Also, I proposed for another admin do to the apparent loss of several. And then you, Spang, UU, and Mhaille all show up. Lulz. :D MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:56, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

01:00 (Block log) . . MadMax (Talk | contribs) blocked (Talk) with an expiry time of infinite (Blanker)[edit]

Hey, great work as always :). But, I have an issue: unless I'm missing deleted edits, he only blanked one page, and it's not typically recommended to block IPs forever, as they usually change and only block the innocent. Was it an open proxy or something? Hope this doesn't bother you.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 01:57, June 05 2010 UTC

That's what I assumed. I usually leave {{Oh Dear}} on the talk page but a lot of times its simply the start of a blanking/vandal spree that can take a long time to clean up if nobody's around. And from what I've been told, there haven't been a lot of adminds around the place lately. MadMax 12:28, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Merging stuff[edit]

Hey MadMax, I noticed you just merged Speed Limit into Speed limit. But the problem is, they don't really fit into eachother, they approach the subject from two completely different angles. "Speed Limit" surprises the reader by treating the absolute speed limit of this universe, which is the speed of light. "Speed limit" on the other hand treats the subject as one would normally expect, namely "a law in many regions prohibiting automotive travel above a certain velocity". So you see, they're two articles that can't really be merged. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:11, 16 June 2010

Max - Yeah! Fucking awesome![edit]

Welcome back, dude. Missed you!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:26, Jul 8

Much appreciated. :) MadMax 11:29, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Templates Archiving[edit]

Hi Max, with regards to reviving VFDd templates, I don't really understand the need to do so. The template was voted to be deleted, ergo we don't want to see it on the site, reviving it (even with marked locked down version) still means that it can't be used and we'll need to monitor the links to each and every one of the archived templates. Specifically with the BUTT POOP template, that was deleted after a fair bit of drama and caused at least one user to leave, so I see no reason to revive it - and having some red links in places (where it was used) doesn't seem to be a good enough reason to revive it, and we can always fire up a bot to clean it up. What do you think? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:59, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

Well I originially started archiving specific templates for this page. I usually don't mind removing templates from mainspace articles but a lot of the templates deleted later on linked to a lot of userpages (which I usually try to avoid editing) or pages closed to editing. I've tried experimenting with redirecting certain deleted images to File:No image.PNG or File:Censored.jpg. Is there a template that could serve the purpose?
Sorry about the misunderstanding. I haven't really been active lately and wasn't aware of any issues with this particular template. MadMax 21:58, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
No please, don't be sorry, you're the last person on Uncyclopedia that needs to be sorry about anything. Just wanted to clarify the issue. Say, maybe it's a time someone makes you a bot. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:02, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
*pouts* Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:57, 13 July 2010


Where HAVE you been! You left behind a serious vacuum. Glad you're back. I did quite a clean up, straightening up the facts on Tyson. Also, not minding to be a hooker with you, I direct your kind attention to my fine collaboration with that gentleman, who has become a mentor, Aleister, that you just might enjoy enough to vote on VFH... Post Apocalypse.. it's 14-0 right now and just needs a nudge. Even Sog voted for it. Even RomArtus.. no shit! Thats cool! Whats been up? Really glad your back. Don't know where is MrN9000 who is AWOL. Miss the guy. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 23:09, Jul 14

Tell me...[edit]

How do I get a user name change? The one in my signature is the one I am standardizing for all of my wikia accounts. Please reply on my talk page.

--Gamma287. Click here for his talk. (Unless you're a vandal.) 05:04, July 28, 2010 (UTC)


I have an idea for a new ninja star; can someone help? Madmax?

--Gamma287. Click here for his talk. (Unless you're a vandal.) 20:41, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Very delayed image request response[edit]

Hi there, so there was this like prehistoric image request that you posted for another individual and it was all hidden between stuff. I have seen to it at RadX's Corner. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:46, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

You're an admin who's around...[edit]

That featured article, should it have 'introduction' in bold at the beginning? Isn't that a title or something? It looks weird...Dunno. Admins are sexy. —ASSHOLE WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:52 14 August 2010]

Yeah I noticed that too. The first word for featured articles on the front page are usually in bold so I'm not sure what can be done. MadMax 01:18, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
Well surely you could just get rid of 'Introduction' and boldify 'A stranger'? —ASSHOLE WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [01:33 14 August 2010]

I'll see what I can do. And here I thought it was transcluded for all these years!

Out of interest, since you're around now. What does one do when one comes across an article such as this? —ASSHOLE WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [01:43 14 August 2010]

It looks like an advert to me but you could try {{ICU}} or list it on QVFD. MadMax 11:10, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I ICU'd. Thanks. And nawh, it's not transcluded. I noticed the other day that there was a title in the featured bit too. Really, you admins! —ASSHOLE WHORE MafiaHatBlack.gif Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:31 14 August 2010]

Regarding reqaward[edit]


I would prefer not to be given the job of using {{reqaward}}, as I will soon have academic obligations that may prevent me from editing Uncyc as regularly as I have been doing over the summer. I will of course get back to you if anything changes. Your understanding is appreciated. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 17:26, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Sure that's fine. MadMax 18:47, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Hey MadMax[edit]

I just noticed you were moving around a lot of VFD archives. I thought I might ask you if you could move Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/archive169 to the appropriate title. It hasn't been moved yet because it's been protected so only an admin can move it. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 07:32, 19 August 2010


I decided to give a random person a hug again... and that random person wound up being you.


And I should probably get back to work. Toodles, random person. ~ Pointy.png Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100819 - 14:48 (UTC)


I decided to take the offer and make an actual account - it will probably make tracking things a lot easier for everyone (in case you're wondering who this weirdo is that randomly came to your talkpage I am / was the IP that made Babies: An Ugly Truth and Reasons God Exists --Mammon 12:46, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Glad to hear it. I really liked the Babies article. You should consider putting either articles up for Pee Review. It might help in getting it featured someday. Also if you're looking for some images, there are some orphaned ones listed on Special:UnusedImages. Welcome aboard! :) MadMax 12:55, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Laird Hamilton won’t dare you to paddle out at Jaws[edit]

Whew, thank you. Laird was gonna stomp my arse if he didn’t get featured. Is it safe? Thanks to you!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:30, Sep 13

It's dancin' time for you![edit]

Hey MadMax, why so mad? Any way you got your self a dance.


hopefully this will cheer you up. Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif


Thank you! xD--FurorTeutonicus 23:32, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

Article Whisperer Award Templates[edit]

Those are pretty nice, thanks. I'm really grateful for all the help. MadMax 21:35, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

No problem man. -- The Zombiebaron 22:23, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

User page[edit]

Delete this page please, I created thinking that is mine. Mgs 05:38, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:The Article Whisperer[edit]

hi i would like to know how to enter my article but im not sure how to and yes i have read the article thing on it ( and i dont have a clue what it means any help would be great! my article is here although im not even sure that i can enter it might be too late or somin but anyway its worth a try because it seems like fun. but if you can help me please explain it on the lowest, simplest levels possible :D yep im a completly huge noob at this. thanks.

The page was locked for most of the first week to prevent vandalism so I added it for you. Its currently listed here. Good luck! MadMax 22:35, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

Judging the Article Whisperer[edit]

Hey Max, what do you want us to do with our whisperings? Shall we just stick them under our name on the results page like PLS? --Black Flamingo 16:49, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah pretty much. MadMax 22:30, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

Need reviewers for my article.[edit]

Would you please get some users and admins & kindly ask them to review my article here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/ATX? I don't want my article to get deleted again. Thank you, DJ Mixerr 18:14, October 9, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

I'm not really involved with Pee Review but I'll see what I can do. If you'd like some extra help, you could always leave a message at Uncyclopedia:Collaboratory. MadMax 21:14, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
Guess you beat me to it! MadMax 21:20, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

This page[edit]

Hi Max, just one question for you, shouldn't Internal monologue redirect to Internal Monologue rather than the other way round, considering Monologue is an important part of the title. I noticed someone messing with it a moment ago and thought I'd best find out what you thought since you moved it initially. Cheers. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 21:58, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

Er... [addressing the lad above] slight correction, you banned me from doing on my own page exactly what you've just suggested ought to be done, which must be some new breed of steroid induced genetically modified hyper hypocrisy. Lots of love and kisses from Kiron
Yes, but the difference is I'm asking about it for the reasons I already explained to you in the email. While I am quite prepared to explain when you ask me less than politely I'm beginning to tire of you acting like this is literally the biggest abuse of power ever. I thought MadMax might have reasons for moving the page as he did and I am prepared to wait for him to tell me so rather than simply undo it because I think it is wrong. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 22:39, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

I originally moved it because that was the title being used on Wikipedia. Feel free to move it back of course or you could use {{title-left}} to mask it. MadMax 23:37, October 9, 2010 (UTC)


Hello maestro. Hmm, never heard of Kiron, will have to look in. On the Talk:Star Wars/image gallery, shouldn't we just move all uncategorized images to Category:Star Wars Images, which exists? Lots of pics there, and I could work from the top to bottom, unless you have a reason for not categorizing them. I pick through your galleries once in awhile and categorize images, is this wrong of me? Slap me down man, I can take it, give me what I deserve mommy, eh, I mean, never mind, got carried away there. Anyway, good to see you around. Aleister 8:15 15 10

The galleries are specifically used for orphaned images, although I think they're useful for a lot of reasons, but your definately welcome to categorize them. Unfortunately, regardless if there categorized, they still show up in Special:UnusedFiles. If you want, I can help clear out Special:UncategorizedFiles for you. MadMax 09:31, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
Personally I enjoy the uncateorized photos, those are the ones I mainly use on my pages (I search them like an attic sometimes). So no, please don't huff any on my account, although lots of them are pretty useless. As for Star Wars and others (do you have a one-stop list of your talk page galleries?), I wonder how many people actually look through them for pics to use. I created the categories Soldier Images and War Images recently, and have filled them up since, but don't know if I'm just playing with myself or if someone will use them at some point. A sense of collecting, I guess, and I like it when I come upon a new War Image, for example, and can categorize it. Like a squirrel. Checked out Kiron, the one page he did is pretty good, that house mint one. Thanks again, Aleister 9:39 15 10

Lol. Actually when I wrote "clear out" I meant categorizing them. I did have all the unused images on a subpage at one point but Zombiebaron pointed out that most of them were, if fact, useless and that deleted images could be (usually) be restored. The image galleries are connected to Template:Talkheader although only a few of these actually have them. I've been meaning to get around to taking some of them off from most of the talk pages. I've listed the image galleries that I know of here. MadMax 10:03, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Lots of them. Thanks, I'll take a look at somevof them soon, nice to have a list in one place too. Chuck Norris, scary. The Hayes family should be good, I was actualy going to use one of the unused pic on Disguise and may do that, the butterfly one. Thanks again! Aleister 10:44 15 10

I always thought it's be neat to have a little caption for each in the voice of Grandmother Hayes. Same thing with the "UnPersonals" page. Afterall, there's whole websites devoted to hilarious personal ads. MadMax 11:10, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

TAW judges[edit]

If it doesn't require a lot, why not... rell me what to do. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 11:41, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Rell? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 11:44, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! Just pick what you think are the top five (or in this case three) articles here, and list your choices here. MadMax 11:47, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

I wrote...[edit]

CEO for Un:Req. You did not give me an award or show the kind of recognition and now my fragile ego is wounded. You Mr. Sir, are a gargantuan fanny.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:42, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

  • Yikes! Sorry, I didn't see it when I was updating the page yesterday. If it was under the "Top 50" section it might have gone unnoticed since it disappears as soon as the wiki cache updates itself. Thanks for contributing. MadMax 00:08, October 16, 2010 (UTC)


Hey Max, I think we need to bring this one for a close. Would you like to bring in replacement judges, score them yourself or just use the scores you already have or just ignore me completely? :) ~Jewriken.GIF 15:08, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

  • Yeah things have kinda slowed down since UU and TKF had to drop out. I checked in with the other judges to see if they could still make the deadline, October 17, and found replacements. I'm still waiting to hear from Optimuschris but I guess I can fill in for him if I can't find anyone. MadMax 00:12, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Forum:What is this Hell??[edit]

Can you go read what I've written there, and Mordillo, if you come back here, can you do the same. What is this about? Thanks. Aleister 15:28 16 10

Skins! *throws up arms and makes a dummy face*
Oooo! You just inspired a use for a sock! *runs off* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 03:44 (UTC)
Max, we may need you back at the Forum. . .and beyond (Thunderdome). Bring supplies. Aleister 16:11 16 10

Official Statement of Protest Against The Influence of The Certain Judges On Another Judges.[edit]

Ok, I think the scores and results of Best General Knowledge Article Category should be discarded or restored to the original socres. The reason of my protest is that CheddarBBQ's comment bore upon the decision of PuppyOnTheRadio, who apparently changed his decision on the final results, what resulted in my lose instead of equal win. I wouldn't protest, if Puppy chose that order at first but now it seems to be a common swindle. A judge can't change his judgery after he judged and another judge can't bear upon the decision of another judge. Otherwise the contest is senseless. And remember that according to the timetable, the day for final judgements and changing of them has passed... PS: I don't blame Puppy because everybody would dedition under such a complaint of Chedd. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 12:36, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Contest is cool but the judgery wasn't solved well becuase the last to judge can decide who wins based on the already judged score. Jusgery should be secret and sent to the organizer e.g via e-mail or on the #Uncyclopedia. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 12:36, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

As it stands right now, you and Lyrithya have tied for first place with Phrank Psinatra as runner up. I think the confusion was over whether ties were allowable or not (they are in this case). For the scores to change, and for you to drop to second place, POTR would have had to give points to User:Valdimir's article (Battle of Yorktown). MadMax 13:00, October 16, 2010 (UTC)
Wait, what? That's how voting and whatnot works throughout the entire site - folks put down their votes, and others see them. Sometimes the later votes are influenced. Sometimes previous ones change their minds; I know I do that all the time with things like UotM. But it's just how people like to do it. Besides, with the way it's formatted and from the way MadMax added it up, we're still tied, anyhoo. Although from the hideous green of the award template, you can have it anyway. Ick. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 15:10 (UTC)
I'm a bit confused anyway but if it's still a tie, then I'm happy and I have nothing to add besides "sorry" for wasting your time. Cheers. Unlogged Ptok, who can't log for unexplainable reason.


I've just had a bit redundant idea :P What about creating a template honouring the TAW winning articles. The template which would be put at the bottom of the winning articles. The template which would inform potential readers that this is the one which has won. What about that? (I'm not the one who would create one. My English is horrible and I'm bad at Wiki language). Cheers Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 20:21, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I was thinking of something like that as a talk page template or maybe as a category like PLS does. MadMax 07:07, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
I'm for putting them on the talk page maybe?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Oct 2010 ~ 00:27 (UTC)

Do only the winners get an award from UN:REQ?[edit]

Shouldn't all those who wrote non-deletionworthy articles get it? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:30, 21 October 2010

Yeah everyone who participated in the contest gets one. Sorry I thought I included your entry. MadMax 11:33, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

Article Recall[edit]

Afternoon. Any chance you could undelete UnNews:Toyota recalls cars unable to steer left and delete UnNews:Toyota recall cars unable to steer left?. There's been a horrific QVFD car crash. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:41, October 21, 2010 (UTC)


MadmAx, give permissions to Bulgaria and Bulgarians for editing, I think it was locked too long and it might be useful to have some renewal. --Rampant 07:15, October 22, 2010 (UTC)

Alfred E. Neuman voted for you too[edit]

Alfred of Arabia on an Afghani ‘black’ run via ‘tax free’ Mecca?

Much thanks, as always appreciated.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:58, Oct 22


Lord Christopher Monckton finally discovers Greenland. Although he totally denies ever being featured in Uncyclopedia, but he appreciates the sentiment and does thank you for voting.

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:08, Oct 23


Stake knives? What's a stake knife? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101024 - 03:28 (UTC)

Thanks. MadMax 18:03, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
I wasn't sure if it was intentional or not, or I'd have fixed it myself. Though I did just notice something else, too... *whistles innocently* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 18:41 (UTC)


...for my having forgotten the thingy. Reasons: I forgot you reply on this page, and real world stuff. In any case, the thingy seems to have been judged without my help. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:29, October 24, 2010 (UTC)

Sure its no problem. Everything worked out in the end. :) MadMax 18:01, October 25, 2010 (UTC)


Can we try unprotecting the following pages? Most of these were indef semied in January, and some are on full protection:


Bob Marley


The Rescuers

Talk:The Rescuers

The Little Mermaid

Talk:The Little Mermaid

Telugu language

Talk:Telugu language



Charlotte's Web

Talk:Charlotte's Web



My Neighbor Cthulhu

The Great Teletubby War

Talk:The Great Teletubby War

The Aristocats

Talk:The Aristocats

Happy Feet


The Notorious Teletubbies

The Simpsons

The egghead 01:20, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

You should probably take it up with the administrator who originally protected them. The thing is that most of these pages had been constantly vandalized prior to being protected. A few vandals, Spídér's Wéb: A Píg's Tálé. being the most recent, specifically target these articles for page moving sprees. MadMax 01:39, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
What about Finding Emo? It's been more than a year! The egghead 19:01, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Egghead, why are you asking me and MadMax to do this? Perhaps if you gave us a good reason we could understand. -- The Zombiebaron 19:08, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
I ask different people for ideas, so we get a group opionion. Like I said, most are protected at least a year ago and I wanted to see if we could give it a chance, at least change the full to semi on a few and unprotect talk pages. The egghead 19:13, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
As I said on my talkpage, if you want these pages unprotected you should speak with the admin who protected them in the first place. In most cases that would be Roman Dog Bird. -- The Zombiebaron 19:23, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

TAW entries[edit]

So, you may or may not have noticed I took the liberty of adding the entries to that category you made for them... but I only did the ones that were moved to mainspace. just so you know. So you can yell at me if you want, or not, or something. Cheers. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 04:27 (UTC)

Hey thanks! I was wondering if I should add an award template for the runner-up and other entries. MadMax 04:31, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
But do you want to? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 04:37 (UTC)

Well certainly to add them to the category. Since I'm trying to mirror PLS and the other contests, I'll probably hold off on introducing another template for now. MadMax 05:14, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

Mike Tyson[edit]

Hi Max. I've been working almost a year on this article you liked, and I think it's ready for another shot at VFH. I would like to know your opinion, if you have time to check it out. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:56, Oct 31

It looks pretty good (though you should probablty take it to Pee Review first just to be sure). I made a few minor format edits and added a category but you can change it back if you want. Good luck on VFH. MadMax 19:38, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
Good stuff. Thanks. You can compare your last edit with my last edit to see my refinements (and changed nothing of yours). Is there anything that would be BEST to delete? Delete is just as valuable as insert in my opinion. I dread Pees after seeing a Pee result in THIS CRAP. <--That is the kind of article, so envious and moronic, that it makes me ashamed to be here. REALLY! I can't do anything about it but bitch, cause I don't need enemies. And I offered to help the guy if he would ditch the "spork with a bad attitude" crap. But he got a Pee which only made it worse. See for your self. That is horrid to be on main space. You're an admin. How can you allow that? Thanks, bro!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:11, Oct 31
I liked everything there so I can't really think of anything to take out. Typically, if you have quotes and trivia sections, you should probably them look over to make sure that they're really funny and not too long. MadMax 20:39, October 31, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, take out the "offensive ones" - Doing now... Hey, can you huff a page for being so bad? Huff THIS, and you'll give Uncyclopedia a face lift. Really--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:37, Oct 31

Well if it's really that bad you could list it on VFD. MadMax 02:49, November 1, 2010 (UTC)


Thank you for your vote on California Marijuana Initiative. I don't know if you've voted on any of my pages before, so doubly appreciated. On the main page, where it sits contently now, it seems to have lost the first paragraph. Decapitated, there it sits, can you take a look to see if that's fixable? Thanks. And it was a sad loss indeed, when Californians had such a chance to be truly freedom loving people and dashed that chance into the waters of the Pacific. Thanks again! Aleister 3:38 4 11

Ok, I think I fixed it. Congratulations by the way. :) MadMax 03:42, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
You did! Thank you, it tells the whole story now. And thanks for congrats, yet it's not the ending of the story I was hoping for. John Lydon greatly helped on the page with his pee review. Oh well, 2012 is just around the corner, there, I can see it from here. Aleister 3:50 4 11


You keep insisting that you're not witty and whatnot... I can't bring myself to believe that. No, you are. Most certainly. You just tend to put more subtlety to it than most, methinks. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101110 - 04:33 (UTC)

I think I've just been here too long. :) MadMax 04:31, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
It's possible. I certainly ain't complaining, though. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 04:37 (UTC)

Thanks for the cleanup[edit]

Thanks for the cleanup, dude. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Krzysz00 (talk • contribs)

Happy to help. MadMax 04:30, November 11, 2010 (UTC)


Hey, why dont you hit the corporation again? I think it has a lot of promise. And yes, you are very very funny man!!!! --Shabidoo 10:28, December 27, 2010 (UTC)