Vandalize Wikipedia Day
Vandalize Wikipedia Day (pronounced "Vandal-ize wi-ka-pe-de-a day") is a coordinated effort of Uncyclopedians to vandalize Wikipedia. On this day, many Wikipedians dons their sock puppets and commence vandalism on Wikipedia pages. The best vandalism is awarded the Uncyclopedian order of vandals. Commonly shortened UnVD. The hatred of Uncyclopedia begins when their wiki was annexed by the wiki monopoly Wikipedia and their leader ousted. This fire continues to burn within all Uncyclopedian’s heart until a defacement of Oscar Wilde’s page gave them excuse for vengeance and blood. A new Wikipedia vandalism day has been proposed for August 20. Everyone's encouraged to participate in making the local wikipedophile's life a living hell.
Origins of Vandalize Wikipedia Day
The first Vandalize Wikipedia Day was in 2005, one year after Willy on Wheels started his reign of terror. He had joined Uncyclopedia shortly after its creation in January 2005. Throughout 2005, Willy on Wheels converted various admins to his cause. Willy made a fatal flaw on April 1st, 2005, when he managed to Vandalize the front page of Wikipedia. However, most admins thought this was just an April Fool's prank, and as such none of them got angry. Willy had to convert more admins, even missing his birthday. However, on November 30th, Willy on Wheels ordered an attack on Wikipedia with the help of Uncyclopedia admins and Wikipedia admins he had converted.
The damage was massive. Over 6 million pages were vandalized, hundreds of admins were demoted for being involved in the WoW conspiracy, and around 30 wikipedophiles died from their heads exploding due to reaching their daily limit for humor. Some of the damage remains to this day, and as such Vandalize Wikipedia Day became an official holiday.
The Best Vandalism is the Least Vandalism
On the first Vandalize Wikipedia day, that is, November 30, 2005, Pandemonium struck Wikipedia. Although the wikiSpy that was dispatched to Uncyclopedia to see what those nosy guys were up to returned safely, the Wikipedians did not have enough time to recruit as many defenders as offenders at Uncyclopedia, and were also purging their own admins.
At the end of the day, the code monkeys at Wikipedia had reverted a few thousand pages to their orginal state, although they were ordered to slow down due to the head explosions. An average 42.1613 vandalism occurred on every page on Wikipedia that day, leaving six million more pages still vandalized. The cleanup process is still going on to this day. A VWD coordination team at the Uncyclopedia War Room also keeps an eye open for the best vandalism, but since the head code monkey reverted a lot of vandalism as soon as it happened, a rule was added that vandalism must last at least 10 minutes to count. Although the code monkeys are creating more advanced filters, Uncyclopedians managed to drop the vandalism revert rate to below 9% on some days.
The final statistics show that over 9,000 users were banned that day, a record banning even for Wikipedia who on the very essence allows for anyone to edit anything. Uncyclopedia was tried in court, although the judge eventually gave up because it would take too long to find matching keyboards for each of them. Willy on Wheels ended up being imprisoned, as he was the only car in the group of supposed vandals, but he escaped by brutally crushing his inmates "unintentionally".
The term Best Vandalism can be deceiving, and was loosely undefined. Besides, nobody can find the Uncyclopedia book of award definitions that was lying around somewhere. And thus, the best vandalism that day was determined, according to UnVD Committee, by the longest time between vandalism to revert, and the funnility of the vandalism. That is the funniest vandalism.
The first UnVD was awarded the next day, but the recipient asks for anonymity due to the similarity of usernames among the two encyclopedias. Citing fears the wrath of WP:OFFICE. The user vandalized the Chuck Norris page on Wikipedia, making it similar looking to the one on Uncyclopedia. Nobody within the Wikipedia community cared because they hate Chuck Norris to his close association to Uncyclopedia. Uncyclopedians thinks whatever happens to Chuck Norris in real life is funny and cannot care less for his page at Wikipedia. The vandalism on the Chuck Norris page was noticed by the president of Chuck Norris Alaskan Fans Club, Wilbur Norris, when he uploads a newer photo of Chuck Norris, in which he did not have a glowing red nose as depicted on the page’s vandalized picture. The picture’s history, showing someone else has uploaded a picture of Chuck Norris besides him, enraged Wilbur and he decided to investigate. He reported to every last one of Wikipedia’s project team, even the Esperanzian, who offered him a cup of coffee, which kept him up that night, high on caffeine and temper. Eventually the busy bees at vandalProof found out of the vandalism of the page, and reverted the Chuck Norris picture to the one with the red nose, and ban Wilbur for six hours. Only to realize that Wilbur has a sock puppet account that reverted the red nosed Norris into the new picture again. The sock puppet was subsequently banned from Wikipedia without further notice and the red nosed Norris picture has donned the Chuck Norris page ever since. Until it was accidentally voted for VfD and has to be recreated from scratch. Needless to say, it was the longest and funniest of all vandalism that day.