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USA Front Page Story
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Are you the kind of person who is interested in telling other people what to do? Easily swayed by religious texts? Have an itchy trigger finger and a fondness for big red buttons? Do you have a pulse? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you might be the kind of person who'd enjoy being President of the United States! It's true, just about anybody can be President. The guy pictured on the right is no more qualified than your milkman or some random guy on the street, yet he made it to President and is having the time of his life. That could be you! Becoming President will not be easy though, so this handy guide is here to help you every step of the way. (Full article...)
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Did y'all know...
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*... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
- ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
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Dispatches from the Voice of America
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Clearly not Deion Sanders vouching for his son
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On this day in America...
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May 6: No Pants Day
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George Eastman's featured picture
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America's staunchest allies
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