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Our historians think WikiClones were invented approximately at the same time as Jesus died (approx. 755 B.C.).[w00t] WikiClones used to be clones anyone can edit. This is why Jesus' WikiClone looked more to Michael Jackson than to Jesus himself. As WikiClones are not free ($17.98/month with a basic membership), illegal copies of Britney Spears nude were downloaded by hundreds on illegal P2P programs. Steve Jobs bought 1995 copyrights on WikiClones and made then downloadable on iTunes for $2.99.
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Tomorrow's... Err... Never mind... Rough Gay Wolf Sex is the most popular form of hazing used by high-school and collegiate sports teams and fraternities in the continental United States. A prospective inductee must mount and copulate with a fully grown alpha-male wolf at the peak of its sexual heat to prove that they are worthy of gently tossing a ball around every Saturday morning or coughing up a mouthful of mid-strength lager drunk straight from a communal keg. The ritual was established to initiate young soldiers into military life, as a serviceman was very unlikely to leave the force out of fear for what the brass would make him do after having him penetrate a wolf for merely joining. The extremely dangerous, overtly sexual and psychologically damaging nature of the ritual made it a perfect male bonding activity, and it has entered into most parts of popular culture where men who walk around in gym shorts and call themselves "coach" can be found pushing youth to the limits of ability and legality. (Full article...) Recently featured: You can cry for your dumb articles to be read. Selected anniversaries June 19: Synthetic Cheese Product Day (Netherlands)
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Shit Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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