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*...that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?

... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?

...that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?
... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?

...that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?

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November 30: Vandalize Wikipedia Day!

1718 - King Charles XII of Sweden dies during an especially brutal lovemaking session with one of his Saracen boytoys.
1786 - The Grand Duchy of Tuscany, under Pietro Leopoldo I, bans the inhumane but totally awesome practice of crushing people to death with Elephants.
1825 - World's first railway line opens between Stockten and Darlington, England. Rail commuters are left waiting for a train until 1849. British Rail blames immigrants and good weather for the delay.
1872 - First ever football (soccer) match ends in 0-0 draw; people inexplicably decide to keep playing anyway.
1947 - Civil war in Palestine begins, leading to the worst case of Jews stealing your land since my house was taken in the divorce. Fuck you Nicole.
1966 - Barbados becomes independent from the United Kingdom, never liked barbados anyway ;_; texts the UK.
1982 - Michael Jackson's second solo album, Thriller is released worldwide. Jackson uses money from record sales to buy himself a new nose.
2000 - Owen624 becomes the first vandal on Wikipedia. He is afterwards accepted as the first soul to enter heaven when he dies the next year from cancer.

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.

Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!

Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.

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