Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 13

June 13: Double Entendre Day ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

1076 - Some "king" has "won" a "battle", if you get it
1893 - Grover Cleveland "tries" to "remove" a "massive cancerous growth" in his mouth, if you wink what I'm nudging.
1927 - Charles Lindbergh "mourns" the loss of his "dead son" after his young child's body was "discovered", if you get my drift.
1971 - The New York Times "publishes" the Pentagon Papers, if you know what I mean.
1977 - The man who "assassinated" Martin Luther King Jr. attempts to "escape" from "prison", if you see what I'm saying.
2012 - A "series" "of" bombings kills "over" ninety (90) people in Iraq, if you catch my comprehension.
2009 - The last "veteran" of World War I "dies", if you metastasize my methodology.
2015 - A crazed "gunman" murders "twelve" policemen in Wichita, Kansas, if you're queefin' what i'm seepin'.

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