Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 29

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June 29: Make Crude Jokes About Genitals Day

  • 1194 – Sverre is crowned King of Norway, beginning a long reign of Danish Kings with unpronounceable names.
  • 1542 – The comic strip Calvin and Hobbes debuts, lightheartedly poking fun at such contemporary topics as the Protestant Reformation. (Pictured)
  • 1884The Picture of Dorian Gray is released by Oscar Wilde, consisting largely of crude jokes about genitals.
  • 1965 – The auto accident starting the "Paul is dead" hoax occurs in England.
  • 1972 – The U.S. Supreme Court rules the death penalty could constitute 'cruel and unusual punishment', particularly the more outlandish methods of carrying out the sentence, such as Texas' legendary alligator tank.
  • 1999Prince continues to party.
  • 2009 – Millions of Americans suffering from insomnia are miraculously cured when Jimmy Fallon receives his own late night talk show.