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CAUTION: INVINCIBLE MOOSE AHEAD, MOOSE JERKY WILL INCITE BERSERKER MODE

June 9: Moose Conservation Day (Canada)

  • 1920 - First solar-powered air balloon launched at night.
  • 1926 - First refrigerator invented, used to kill people slowly and coldly, scientists decide it is better to use a refrigerator to keep food cold instead.
  • 1940 - The team of scientists at Los Alamos construct the world's first nuclear weapons after the US government's promise to only use them for peaceful nuclear bombings.
  • 1969 - Sex is created, scientists do not think it will be a big hit.
  • 1988 - The VHS video entitled Steal This Movie becomes the world's most widely stolen merchandise. Politicians baffled.
  • 1993 - The case of Pot v. Kettle goes to the Supreme Court.
  • 2003 - Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies notches its record breaking 500th lawsuit.
  • 2005 - On this Moose Conservation Day, nothing moose-related is mentioned.
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