Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 28
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June 28: Oblivious Awareness Day (Chad)
- 1493 - Unimpressed by Columbus' attempt to reach the Far East by sailing west, navigator Ernesto de Borgnine attempts to reach the Americas by sailing East. His ship crashes into the Cadiz docks thirty seconds into his journey.
- 1619 - Nostradamus predicts that everyone will die someday, including the music.
- 1895 - Sir James Reavis, Baron of Arizona, is lured to Glendale under the auspices of signing a peace treaty. He is instead massacred, along with all his sons, under orders of the perfidious Grover Cleveland.
- 1922 - The bloody war between Chile and France ends abruptly when both countries realize that they don't have common borders to fight over.
- 1947 - Obliviousness Awareness Day declared in Chad, celebrations include forgetting your mother's birthday and losing your car keys.
- 1973 - Scholars discover the first gay couple, Adam and Steve, in Israel.
- 2009 - One of our greatest, Billy Mays, passes on to infomercial heaven: for a limited time, you can get access to Billy Mays and his charm for not ONE, not TWO, but THREE eternities!