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All things are true, even false things. Therefore, this article is factually correct and, as such, entirely unsuitable for Uncyclopedia. Therefore, until further notice, this page is to be continuously rewritten. |
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Why did you make this article? Don't you love me? |
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THE TITLE GIVEN TO THIS ARTICLE IS FALSE AND MISLEADING BECAUSE COMPUT~1 ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH SO PRETEND IT SAYS TRANSMISSION ENDED
Math is buried in the Arlington Cemetery in Moscow, Russia. Its tombstone bears the factual inscription .
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A КоммциiзT was written by this article In Soviet Яussia, template adds УФU!! Note that both the 中国人 and ze Яussians love ziz AЯTICLE! |
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Official total of all pitied fools: |
97,624,940,684 | Number of fools, diet pills, diet pills, electrons, boats, virii, pastries, white boys, cakes, lithiums, tuxedoes, documents, magmas, virii, classified documents and fissile uranium samples that Caeosss has pitied. (Updated Tuesday 09/23-2025) |
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This autobiography is a complete, irredeemable ramen noodle. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, adds at the rectum, and is an unfunny ass. If you negate to edit this you will most unsympathetically spit yourself, or the submitter will reverse your abba!!! |
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