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$c(t)=\oint _{h}{\frac {asd-ie^{f(gh)}}{\sum _{f}^{m}l_{a}g_{p}}}dq$

$\int _{-gfa}^{dfke}cbdh^{i}ad\,dvs={\sqrt[{fcd}]{hfoai^{2}-dfahi^{-}2}}$

${\begin{pmatrix}grr&cae\\mko&gfw\end{pmatrix}}=\sum _{fgr=0}^{\infty }da_{f}dc^{y}t$

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$\operatorname {perm} (A)=\sum _{\sigma \in S_{n}}\prod _{i=1}^{n}a_{i,\sigma (i)}$

Math is buried in the Arlington Cemetery in Moscow, Russia. Its tombstone bears the factual inscription $\int _{-\infty }^{\infty }e^{-x^{2}}dx={\sqrt {\pi }}$.

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