User:Caeosss

You may be looking for Martians and not even know it!

	This article is true in some sense, false in some sense, and true and false in some sense.
	All things are true, even false things. Therefore, this article is factually correct and, as such, entirely unsuitable for Uncyclopedia. Therefore, until further notice, this page is to be continuously rewritten.

$c(t)=\oint _{h}{\frac {asd-ie^{f(gh)}}{\sum _{f}^{m}l_{a}g_{p}}}dq$

$\int _{-gfa}^{dfke}cbdh^{i}ad\,dvs={\sqrt[{fcd}]{hfoai^{2}-dfahi^{-}2}}$

${\begin{pmatrix}grr&cae\\mko&gfw\end{pmatrix}}=\sum _{fgr=0}^{\infty }da_{f}dc^{y}t$

THE TITLE GIVEN TO THIS ARTICLE IS FALSE AND MISLEADING BECAUSE COMPUT~1 ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH SO PRETEND IT SAYS TRANSMISSION ENDED

$\operatorname {perm} (A)=\sum _{\sigma \in S_{n}}\prod _{i=1}^{n}a_{i,\sigma (i)}$

Math is buried in the Arlington Cemetery in Moscow, Russia. Its tombstone bears the factual inscription $\int _{-\infty }^{\infty }e^{-x^{2}}dx={\sqrt {\pi }}$.

We're Ready to Approve You! This page has been officially approved by the Ghostbusters.

Official total of all pitied fools:

97,624,940,982

Number of fools, crania, crania, pens, houseplants, violoncelli, lithiums, mice, bathtubs, hub caps, mailboxes, pastries, brooms, diesel engines, cakes and cadavers that Caeosss has pitied. (Updated Thursday 03/5-2026)

And Now For Something Completely Different: A telegram with a 42nd telegram next to my telegram

Saddam says death by hanging!

Saddam — the eternal ruler of New Texas — has personally reviewed this article, together with his lover Satan, and thinks YOU should be hanged for creating, editing or even reading this article.

Mr. T says: "This image is in the public domain! Use it for whatever you want, fool!"
He also says, "I pity the fool, who doesn't verify the source of their images!" In the unlikely event this file is not in the Public Domain, our fair use policy will apply.

EXTREME HATE WARNING!

This Page Hates you. You will be hated by one person every second you're on this page.