Mighty Magiswords

Mighty Magiswords is a painfully unfunny and forgotten show created for Cartoon Network by Kyle Carrozza, it's about a brother-sister duo who claim to be "Warriors For Hire", who go on boring and dumb adventures and quests in search of magical swords known as "Magiswords". As lulzy as this show was, nobody gave a shit about it, and the busy executives at Cartoon Network were too busy airing the same episodes of Teen Titans Go everyday, so much so that they had completely forgotten about Mighty Magiswords. It seemed as if they were trying as much as they could to avoid having anything to do with the show (and we can see why), they wouldn't air new episodes for months, leaving the (nonexistent) fans hanging for what felt like 40 years.

This show is literally what ruined Cartoon Network.

Wasn't until around 2018 when Cartoon Network finally aired new episodes of the shitshow, but it wouldn't take long for CN to finally realize that the whole show was a mistake, and they finally cancelled it for good in 2019, and nobody gave a fuck. They would even take the show off of HBO Max in 2022, and once again, nobody cared.

As if the show wasn't already bad enough, things got even worse for the creator, Kyle Carrozza, who got arrested for possessing CP, and he spent some time in jail for a month, before he was released, and only got probation. Why he wasn't locked up for the rest of his disgusting life remains unknown, but the internet had a field day making fun of this sick fuck, and even Cartoon Network themselves joined in on the trolling, and started wiping videos they had of Kyle off their YouTube channels. Despite how vile and horrifying this whole situation was, it was literally the only time ANYONE cared for and remembered Mighty Magiswords, cause prior to Kyle getting exposed as a Pedobear, nobody gave a shit about this show, and everyone tried to forget it for as long as they lived, but unfortunately, this fucked up incident brought attention to Mighty Magiswords. Though, thankfully, after all the YouTube drama channels made shitty videos on the situation, everyone moved on and (once again) forgot about Mighty Magiswords.

The Characters

• Prohyas - A pasty-faced annoying cunt who never shuts up, and sounds like he has diseases. He's voiced by Kyle Carrozza.
• Vambre - The show's subject of Rule 34. She is a slutty, annoying, bitchy, and arrogant cunt who hates wearing pants. All the fans of the show draw porn of her all the time, and fap off to her since they can't actually get laid.
• Scarriet - An emo whore who spends her free-time cutting her wrists and listening to My Chemical Romance.
• Snax - A lame, uninteresting, and dull sack of shit who is usually chill, and probably wants to get down with Vambre.
• Hairmosa - A narcissistic faggot who's obsessed with her own hair and appearance, and freaks out and attacks anyone who tries to mess with it.
• Noville - An introverted nerdy nigger who despises social interaction. He's also very obsessed with Vambre, since she's the only one he wants to "help out".
• Norman - A nervous little bitch who's the father of Vambre and Prohyas.
• Princess Zange - The "stereotypical mean girl" who fucks around all day on TikTok, and keeps up with the latest trends.
• Nyando - A dumb kid who gets annoyed at "cat stereotypes" who talks in a very annoying Brooklyn accent.

Conclusion

Oh, i'm sorry, did you want this page to be longer? TOO BAD, there's nothing else to talk about within this show, it's mainly obscure nowadays anyway. In conclusion, Mighty Magiswords deserved it's downfall, nobody misses it, and nobody cared for it either. It will forever remain a forgotten, shitty relic from Cartoon Network's shitty past. Even in 2024 when Kyle Carrozza was exposed for very vile shit, the series still didn't get any attention (at least, in a positive light). The only reason why the show was noticed (and then forgotten) again, was because of Kyle's awful actions. This show should've never existed, Cartoon Network knew this show would be a huge fuck-up, but since CN's entire channel at this point is nothing but re-airings of Teen Titans Go ad-nauseam, i guess it's safe to say that CN had intended for this show to flop.

So in conclusion, fuck this show, and fuck the creator who made this pile of shit.

See Also

• Johnny Test - Another forgettable shitty show from Cartoon Network.
• Rule 34
• Pedophilia