The Problem Solverz

Someone must have been TOO HIGH at Cartoon Network Studios when making this...

The Problem Solverz is a show created by Ben Jones for Cartoon Network. It's about 3 hilarious characters who go on dumb adventures together. Supposedly, Ben Jones came up with the show after snorting 6 pounds of cocaine, and then he pitched the show to Adult Swim. Despite the characters looking UGLY AS FUCK, the executives at Adult Swim thought the characters looked "too cute", so they ended up cancelling the series, and passing it over to the executives at Cartoon Network.

The show has since become NORTORIOUS for it's atrocious character designs, and seizure-inducing/trippy visuals, with some people considering it one of the worst cartoons of all time (even though they aren't even the target demographic to be watching the show to begin with). You better not defend this show, or else you will get in serious trouble - we will tar and feather you if you ever defend it.

Like we said before about Johnny Test, research doesn’t always make a show better, it can make a show worse.

The Characters

• Horace - An ugly and disgusting faggot who is the leader of the group. He is pretty much your stereotypical know-it-all smartass who deserves a slap in the face, but instead receives a slap on the wrist. He is probably the only smart character in the show.
• Alfe - NO JOKE, HE IS LITERALLY A MONSTER MADE OF SHIT. He is basically only in the show to act as the annoying and obnoxious character, and he is very unlikable. He also has a weird fetish for pizza, and pants and begs for it everytime he sees it.
• Roba - A retarded fucking simp who is mentally unstable, and cannot get anything right, cause he's a dumbass faggot. In one episode, he gets rejected by a time god who was trying to take over the world.

Reception

Despite Ben Jones believing this epic lulzy series would be beloved and well-received by every 9 year-old around the block, it was actually PANNED and HATED ON by LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYONE. So many butthurt faggots hated the show due to it's "ugly character designs", and " seizure-inducing visuals", DESPITE THE SHOW NOT EVEN BEING MADE FOR THEM!!! In the end, Ben Jones decided to cancel the series after only two seasons (the second season was a Netflix exclusive, lol), and the series eventually faded into obscurity.

Those idiot cowards who defended the show

Just when you thought there couldn’t be anyone who defended this show, there are. Oh, and as for the fans?? Why are there people who actually like this show??!! Hell, King Corduroy called us cowards for hating on this show!! YOU THINK WE'RE FUCKING COWARDS JUST FOR HATING ON IT??!! Oh no!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!! A coward is someone who actually LIKES this show!!! And HOW THE FUCK IS THE SHOW'S CREATOR STILL AROUND??!! Why is Ben Jones not fired for murdering millions of people??!! Oh, and don't get us started on his other shows Stone Quackers for FXX and Saturday Morning All-Star Hits! for Netflix (as if you needed another reason to hate Netflix!!).

Even people you wouldn't expect like LSuperSonicQ defended this show, along with Secret Mountain Fort Awesome. Didn't Mung on YouTube warn you NOT to defend the Problem Solverz??!! Oh, and get this, Zerex claimed this show to be a masterpiece of animation. And given the fact that Ben Jones would later work with Vivziepop, I don't think we'll ever look at cartoons of the Hellaverse the same way ever again. AND CROWNED CRYPTID LOVED THIS SHOW TOO??!!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!! This is an opinion we do NOT respect AT ALL!!! And if you're telling me that this show, THIS EXACT SHOW, is better than content made with AI??!! No. THIS SHOW PARADES AI!!!! This show was obviously made using artificial intelligence. Oh, but Ben Jones claimed that "this show doesn't use AI", BULLSHIT!!! With the ugly ass fuck character designs and the seizure inducing graphics, OF COURSE THIS WAS FUCKING MADE WITH AI!!!!! Proving that it's no better than NFTs or AI-generated art.

These people actually scoffed at us, and used the excuse that Ben Jones is a "contemporary artist"!!! You're making us sound like MisAnthro Pony!!! If you actually like this show, or you enjoy any aspect in this show, you're a freak!!! You're just a sick, messed up freak!! It's true!! FUCKING WAKE UP!!! You really need to see a therapist or something!!! You know how people are pissed at Black Critic Guy for defending Cuties? WHY IS NOBODY RAGING AT ZEREX, LSUPERSONICQ, KING CORDUROY, OR CROWNED CRYPTID AT DEFENDING PROBLEM SOLVERZ??!! There are those who claim it would do better on Adult Swim, BULLSHIT!!!! Even on Adult Swim, it would still do horribly!!! Nobody cares if the creator was part of some “art collective”!! You “fans” don’t know jackshit about how OFFENDED we are at your defense towards this PIECE OF SHIT SHOW!!!!! Oh, and by the way, HAZBIN HOTEL SUCKS TOO!!!!

These people were trying to promote murder!!! Because only a serial killer would find themselves enjoying this show!!! There's NOTHING good about it, and yet, you people are unfairly calling us out for "just not getting it" or "being cowards". To those who defended people's rights to enjoy this show, you're enabling murder!!! A critical reevaluation for shows like Johnny Test, Uncle Grandpa, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Teen Titans Go!, and the Problem Solverz should NEVER exist!!! What's next??!! Are people gonna give a critical reevaluation on King Star King??!! Wait a minute... OH NO!!!! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!! This is the Cuties drama all over again!!! You know what??!! King Star King, Superjail!, and Wonder Showzen ALL suck!!!!

Conclusion

The show was cancelled, the end. It won't be missed.

See Also

• Johnny Test - A disappointing show on Cartoon Network that nobody cares about.
• Mighty Magiswords - Another show that failed to meet expectations from Cartoon Network, created by Kyle Carrozza.
• Uncle Grandpa - Yet, another shit-show created by Cartoon Network.
• Teen Titans Go!, another show that destroys childhood!!