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RAPE!!![edit source]

This rape was brought to you by Orian57... Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 23:28 21 June 2008

Why thank you. That took around twenty seconds. Reminds me of my prison days. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 23:29 Jun 21
I know I'm real fast and good too! Just ask Hv. Also have you met my friend Lyle? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 23:38 21 June 2008
Yes, I read his stuff in Naked Science and now it seems he has an account here. How cute. Also, penis. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 23:44 Jun 21
Oh crap, someone already raeped you.   Le Cejak <23:47, 21 Jun 2008>
Haha, you're stuck with sloppy seconds. Oh well, make it quick. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:47 Jun 21
gasp I can't rape you because I just noticed something: you stole my talk-page idea of whoring articles through randomly generated pictures!   Le Cejak <0:00, 22 Jun 2008>
Absolutely stoled. But if it makes you feel special, they don't link to the articles they're related to. I just needed to make this talk page look a little bit more special. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:16 Jun 22
Well, as long as you're indirectly whoring to me, let me indirectly whore to you: [1]   Le Cejak <1:33, 22 Jun 2008>
Considering I wasn't whoring anything since I haven't written anything, and also considering that you whored using a weird link, I shouldn't read that article. But, since I'm such a fan of El Jek, I'll read it anyways. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:41 Jun 22

HELP![edit source]

Hi this is Auk... the terrible new writer of Howto:get a life.... you said you could help me out... please tell me how I can fix my article, i already did the obvious (add hyperlinks), but i need a little more help to make this a good article--Auk 06:10, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Hiyo, glad you took my invitation to visit my talk page. The article itself isn't too bad. I placed the ICU tag more for your capitalization, spelling, and grammar, although the piped links were definitely needed; adding those was indeed an improvement. I'd be more than happy to give you a comprehensive review via Pee Review if you'd like, which would allow for me to break down your article and show you where you need improvement in all areas of humor writing. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 17:14 Jun 22

Wow, your talkpage is looking a little empty...[edit source]

...need to fill it up. Anyway, UnProvise is dwindling a bit, but I've started what's turned out to be quite a good UnProvise (here). We just need a few more people to keep it going. What do you think? Feel like UnProvising a bit? - [10:33 22 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

...In a bit. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 17:47 Jun 22

I CAN HAS WIKIBRAEK?[edit source]


Message from the editor:
Okay, so I've decided I need a little bit of a break from this site. Naw, I'm not leaving for good. And no, this hiatus won't be as long as my last one, and I won't come back under yet another username. This may be a week, two at the most. I just need a break. I need a break.

--SysRq

Wikibreak?[edit source]

Why, Sissy?   Le Cejak <1:08, 23 Jun 2008>

Yeah why sissy? We adore the earth that you walk upon. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:59, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Well, adore is a little strong. It's just that where your feet fall, plants sprout that produce what you would call "candy". Take care Sys. See you soon. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:06, Jun 23

Y HALO THAR COMPUTER KEY GAI!!![edit source]

Since you were nice enough to bother..."welcoming" me, I thought you might wanna check out the article I wrote and gimme a couple of pointers, as I'm not sure I executed HTBFANJS to its full extent.

...yes, I only did it so I could be eligible for this pacifier thingy. So? 21655 14:57, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Um, it says up there he's on a wikibreak, so I wouldn't expect an immediate answer if I were you. However, for what it's worth, here are two tips: One, it's very short. Short articles tend not to do too well. So expand it. Wikipedia has an article on it that may provide some inspiration. But definitely add stuff. Two, when you have a longer article, this is the best place to go. Most of the time, a friendly soul will pick it up and give you a helpful review full of pointers about how you can improve it. Keep going, and good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:06, Jun 23

Calling To Order Of The First Meeting Of The SysRq Fanclub Society[edit source]

Well since you're apparently skipping Uncyclopedia (which is immoral/amoral - delete as you find inappropriate) this is a good time to call to order the first meeting of the SysRq Fanclub Society. Would all SRFS members, please rise for the SysRqian anthem? - [15:54 24 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna SysRq! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 16:02 24 June 2008
Well sung. And now, let us say a prayer to SysRq... - [16:16 24 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
*Bows head in silent reverence and contemplation of the great SysRq and awaits the preachers comments* Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 16:18 24 June 2008
Yes, could the SysRq Preached please rise to say the prayer? - [16:20 24 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Rule 1 of the SysRq Fanclub: SysRq is not God, but he is as awesome as him. ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 12:28, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
No you dolt. Rule one of the SysRq Fanclub is: you do not talk about the SysRq Fanclub. What you have is Rule Three. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 13:30 25 June 2008
I thought Rule 1 was "never put vegetables in your pants (British pants)"! - [15:51 25 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
But putting carrots in your pants makes your cocks look bigger! What would I do without my pant dwelling carrots!? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 16:06 25 June 2008
Cocks? My eyebrow is officially raised... - [16:09 25 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
What are you looking at me like that for? Have I grown an extra head or something? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 16:10 25 June 2008
Let me be the first to sacrifice a virgin in honor of the Almighty SysRQ! Sorry Yettie, time to die. Hurry back Sys! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:21, 27 Jun
Hey hum, SysRq, you there? Yeh, yeh, you're meant to be having a wiki break...we all know you're monitoring your userspace, really...hoping someone will miss you or something. Anyway, is it okay if I make an official fanclub homepage thing in your userpage? Also, since I like titles, I'm now unofficially declaring, on behalf of the Society that all members may add the prefix "SR" to their signature...yayayayayayayayay! - [16:22 28 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Hiyo, yeah I'm back. If you feel like making an official page, go for it. But I felt like the essence of the SFS was really just about this talk page, and I consider this to be the HQ. I'm gonna put up an IRC channel for it as well if people are serious about this fan club. Also, hi. Glad to be back. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 00:59 Jul 1

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:44, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Yay Best Friend![edit source]

Bff.png Hello, SysRq, I just thought I'd drop by to let you know that you're my best friend too.
No really.
Sure you may see this message on other people's talk page
but you know that I'm just saying that so I don't hurt their "feelings".
You are special.
I also recognise that you weren't exactly spoilt for choice on who to vote for
But thanks all the same

Yay, OK you haven't closed the voting yet but my clock says it's the first so no one else can win anyway. No seriously though it means alot that people like me. I like being liked, you see? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 03:51 1 July 2008

Can I be the trash man...[edit source]

Hey SysRq, i was just thinking, and i was wondering how i can sink any lower on this site. And i've found out how... my idea is for every crappy image or photo to be posted on my talk page as a kind of hall of shame. The way i see it, i already suck on this site, why don't we just put this flaw of mine to good use as a memorial to all photos crappy and lame?-Bobofosho2 16:34, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

What you do within the confines of your userspace is not my business. Do whatever you want. Personally, I think your time would be better spent reading recently featured articles, analyzing them to see what makes them funny, and then improve yourself as a writer. But hey, that's just one man's opinion. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 18:40 Jul 1
One AWESOME man's opinion. Welcome back Sys. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:55, 1 Jul
Way to totally change the topic. That's what new headers are for, jackhole. *sigh* It's good to be back. Also, FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA. *sigh* It's good to be filled with hate. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 20:22 Jul 1
Why'd you even come back ya big jerk? I MADE YOU A CAKE AND EVERYTHING! FU! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:06, 3 Jul
Sayeth your cake: "It's good to be filled with frosting." sirErr.gifsysrq @ 22:55 Jul 5

Can't you put me to some use?[edit source]

I believe that i can be a shining example of what all UnNoobs should not be, so is there way u (SysRq) or any other admins. can put my UnAbilities to work? Maybe we can create a Dont be like this guy... page. so wadoya' think?-Bobofosho2 20:07, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

If you don't want to write, you can always take a look at the "things to do" headline on the left side menu. You can fix articles, or deuglify them. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:11, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Have you actually edited the main space at all yet Bobofosho2? Looks like all your stuff have been on talk pages and the like to me... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:15, Jul 2
Give the kid a break, he's written a couple articles and put some effort into them. Granted they were not very good, but the thought is what counts when judging a user's work ethic (not necessarily his talent). Bobo, if you would like for me (not really sure why you're coming to me for this sort of thing but okay) to give you something to do, I will. Practice writing. Here's a little exercise for you: make a list of article ideas you would either like to write yourself or would like for someone else to write. Article ideas should be:
  • About something my mum has heard of
  • Funny
  • Not entirely nonsensical
  • Clever
All I'm looking for is just a list of article titles for now. Maybe jot a sentence or two to explain how you think the article should be written; your concept, if you will. I'd like to see this list when you're done, so put it in your mainspace. I'm willing to work with you here, so long as you put some effort into it and stop trying to parade yourself around as an intentional noob. We get it, you're an idiot. That's not funny. Let's try writing, eh? People will like you better. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 23:44 Jul 2
Ah, my mistake. Sorry Bobofosho2. I missed the stuff you had done under your old user ID. SysRq talks the wise words. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:49, Jul 2

By mainspace, you mean my userpage right, not my talk page?-Bobofosho2 03:09, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

You could do it on your userpage if you like, sure, but if you wanted it on a seperate page in your userspace make a page titled like this User:Bobofosho2/Article Ideas. Your userspace is anypage with the prefix User:Bobofosho2. It's handy for seperating your things so you can link to them seperatly (like in my sig) also for creating articles, you may want to have it in a userspace (User:Bobofosho2/Article Name) to start with so you can work on it for as long as you like. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 03:16 3 July 2008

Ok, i've posted a few ideas which i've been playing out in my head a while. I know that my descriptions may not sound good, but i've given these a lot of thought and i know they'll make good articles... So anyone, will u take a look at my userpage and tell me what u think?-Bobofosho2 03:29, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I created an UnNews article called UnNews:Wii Remotes Begin To Rape Children. Take a look see.-Bobofosho2 18:43, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

...I'm sorry, but it seems as if I've identified your problem. All of your articles are about rape. Releasimification was about rape (I think) and it wasn't all that funny. Simply using profanity and shock images and going on about rape isn't going to cut it. You need to be witty and original.
Let's look at your list so far. The first one could be funny, but you'd need a really good angle for that one. The second one is a list and therefore is a dud, sorry. The last one could also be funny if you could find a suitable concept. One such article that you may want to read to get an idea of what I'm talking about is Atlanta. But that article you just wrote just...isn't that funny. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 21:08 Jul 3

Thank you oh great Sissy[edit source]

Sheepbedsheep3.jpg Hey, SysRq. Steven would just like to thank you
for the vote on his article relating to Insomnia.
He really would but right now he's sleeping.
Shhh don't wake him...

"...one of the funniest things I've read in a while" Aww, you flatterer. Thanks though. Means alot. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:08 6 July 2008

I R SORRY[edit source]

I is sorry I could not become noob of the month. I got diestracted with school, and it appears you got distracted with stuff as well. Oh well. The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 14:17, 5 July 2008 (UTC) (I forgot to log in)

Meh, it's cool. I've been drifting in and out of Uncyc, so it's no big deal. We can get back to your training whenever. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:50 Jul 6

Ok what angle should i take here[edit source]

ok, so i think i'll do the track article first... but what angle do u think I should take. Cheers?-Bobofosho2 23:58, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

The angle I would use would be to write from the viewpoint of some jock-type football player who doesn't view track as a real sport. You could use an opening line like: "Track and Field is allegedly a sport that involves running around a track and looking ridiculous. It is primarily engaged in by skinny boys who were dropped by Coach Woodie from the football team tryouts." Make it personal. Make it sound like vanity, as if it's your school. Assume a character. Ask yourself: "What would a stupid football player have to say about track? How would he sound as he said it? What else could happen to my character?" You don't have to take it in that direction or use that opening line, but that's just my suggestion. Writing is a creative process, and there's never just one way to do it. But I find that to be an effective way to write an article: by assuming a character and writing from a different viewpoint rather than just being fact-oriented. (even if they're not actual facts) sirErr.gifsysrq @ 01:35 Jul 7
Look at insomnia for an example like the sort of thing he's talking about I am such a whore.... Also, Sissy, I started another blog for serious-esque fiction let me know what you think! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 05:27 7 July 2008

New Article by yours truly[edit source]

I actually started an article about my Ventura, and I took the role of a film noir style film. I set me as the main character. The article around me trying to survive the "rathole of a town". It's definintly a work-in-progress... here's the link: User:Bobofosho2/Ventura, CA. Thanks and cheers. p.s. this article i wrote basically took your advice and put it on a different topic.-Bobofosho2 02:16, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

It's certainly an improvement. A vast improvement. But the humor itself still leaves something to be desired. Also, avoid using your username. Instead, make up a name. Don't go breaking the fourth wall on me, now. It's a great start and a step in the right direction. You just still need to develop your humor style. Avoid fat jokes and other things of the like. Try to come up with something a bit more clever, possibly even abstract. Good luck, I'll be watching this article. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 17:03 Jul 9

Why don't you adopt?[edit source]

Man, I woulda looooved to have you as my adopt-a-n00b adopter. How come you don't adopt? I know you would make a bitchin adopter, and screw those people who think your mean, 'cause you're not. And if you ever do decide to adopt will you adopt me? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Bobofosho2 (talk • contribs)

That's... that's okay with me... *sniff*   Le Cejak <4:53, 11 Jul 2008>
I do adopt, I just can't right now. In case you haven't noticed, I haven't been here much. Not on purpose, it's just that approaching my senior year of high school can be somewhat taxing on one's jerk-off time. Cajek is a better adopter for you anyways, stick with him. He's a silly motherfucker. He'll teach you to fly. Did I say fly? I meant cook fries. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 17:55 Jul 11

Hey[edit source]

Hi SysRq! Long time, no-ish talk! Of course, I'm only coming over hear 'cause I want to be congratulated on my recent feature! :-) Seriously though, hi...that's a very serious "hi". How are you? And stuff? Also, I don't believe I've whored the CMC to you, yet. Would you like the official whore template (or not)? - [08:44 11 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

I'd like to second that there "hi"! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 10:13 11 July 2008
I think this is getting worse than Cajek and Skull! :-) - [12:38 11 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
In that case, I'll just poke my nose in here and say: how you doing Sys? You don't seem to be around so much at the moment - is everything OK for you? Some of the new stuffs you're creating looks good, hoping to see it finished sooner or later! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:49, Jul 11
Wo, Sissy, you've only made like four edits per day for the last three days! And I need to whore stuff to you! :-) /me cries into my whore hat - [12:55 11 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Whore away, I'm sure I'll get to it. Yeah gize, I'm still here. I'm just not as active as I would like to be, seeing as how I still have summer classes and all. Once real school starts, I'll have XC to worry about and so odds are that my visitation to this wonderland of fuck will be even more limited. But alas, I do my best to come and keep up with y'all. I'm fine, just busy as fuck. And thanks, UU, I've had some ideas that I wanted to get down on paper (er, computerscreen) which I plan to finish later. Really, I try to come here when I can. I just can't be here as much as I used to be. (for now!) But I'll take Uncyc off the back burner and be back to full-time fry cook before you know it. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 18:00 Jul 11
Well, here's a quick whore to get things started: Pick 'n' choose the best of the lot (I just want people to cast there votes - it's so close, I'd like to know which way it's gonna go!). - [18:08 11 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

I MISS SNUGGLING WITH YOU![edit source]

When are you going to quit that stupid school and start spending more time with me? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:12, 11 Jul

When they start buying music from freelance musicians without credentials. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 18:14 Jul 11
They do. K-Fed put out an album didn't he? I mean, I know you're not as talented as he is, but at least there's a chance. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:16, 11 Jul
In any case, take care of yourself and good luck with school my young friend. Keep stopping in when you can. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:21, 11 Jul
Shonuff. I think the next few weeks will be good for me, and I should be here a bit more often. You may even see me in IRC. But for now, I'm off to the soothing world of celestial ambiance. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 18:34 Jul 11
You like quaaludes too? Wanna buy some? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:51, 11 Jul

Will u review my article[edit source]

Hey SysRq or Cajek or anyone, would u mind pee reviewing my ventura,ca article, please. I really wanna know whether i'm going in the right dir. with this one. There's already a review page set up. just look under current listings. thanks a bunch-Bobofosho2 04:01, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

If I can get to it today, I'll do it. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 18:50 Jul 12

UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:35, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Thank You for the Scroll Bar Script[edit source]

It was excactly what I was looking for to places on a few pages like Geocities, My userpage, and Spam (electronic). It also makes a great vote whoring tool. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 12:22, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

lolwut sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 20:00 Jul 13

Is it really that bad?[edit source]

Hey Cajek, I think you saw my ventura, ca article. I got it pee reviewed and the guy who reviewed it, hated it. Would you mind telling me if it's really that bad?-Bobofosho2 20:20, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Umm...this is my talk page. Try his. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 20:53 Jul 15
haHA! Awkward. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:01, 17 Jul
I've added a line or two to the bottom of the review - I didn't think it was that bad, that was a harsh review. Try getting another. Ask a regular reviewer to look it over. Incidentally, as I'm on your page again - hi Sys! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:55, Jul 17

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:08, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Readmesoon TOTALLY didn't forget to add a new header.[edit source]

Hey SysRq, how in the world did you get that image with your name on it up in the corner behind the potato on your userpage? I would love to do that with mine, but I have no idea how. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Steal my code. Just scan through the top and you'll find it. It's just a div layer I stole from the Featured code. And then I just made my own image and uploaded it. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 17:30 Jul 23
My I ask how you made that image? Which program? I don't have too many myself so I'm not sure on how to make an image like that. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
I'm teh gheys so I don't use Photoshop. I did that guy in GIMP. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 17:42 Jul 23
Yay! You're back! Not seen you in ages! and Yettie's away, I had to make do with Hv! How are you now-a-days? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 17:45 23 July 2008
That sucks. I don't have that. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
GIMP is free, go download it. It's relatively easy to work. And HI ORION! Yeah, I'm trying really hard to get on here as much as I can, but with my music stuff starting to pick up, XC season fast approaching, and schoolwork to wrap up before my senior year starts, Uncyc has kinda been put on the back burner. Fear not, I anticipate being back to full active duty come this winter. But until then, my visits will be, unfortunately, few and far between. I've actually got some article ideas, so don't be surprised if I spring one on you here in a few days. And wait, where's Yettie gone to? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 18:01 Jul 23
Spain. Like every other brit at the minute. Been away for ages, but he says he'll be back on the 26th, I can't wait! And make time! Invent a new kind of time machine that creates boxes of free time -- it'll be great! we I'll make millions! Have you been keeping track of my blogs though? I started another one for serious like fiction (everyone seems to think there's rape in it but there actually isn't leading me to believe they haven't read it). And you know how VFH is kinda low at the minute? Would you think that UnNews:Wikipedia Re-Labelled “Pornopedia” By Conservatives would be good enough for it? I just don't like self nomming, makes me feel dirty and big headed. And geeze it feels like you've been gone for months, I don't wanna have to wait until winter, that's years away! Well, seriously, good luck with your music and your other stuff. Look forward to this new article! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 18:21 23 July 2008

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:46, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey! SysRq! Hey! Hey! Over here! SysRq! Look over here![edit source]

Hey, you know, I've been laughing at Don't vote for my dog! for days. I was wondering if you would be unhappy if I made a copy of it in my userspace and tried to add content to make it VFH'able. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:49, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Go for it. I hate that article as it is and will deny having anything to do with it. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 21:28 Jul 28
Wellll... I typed on it. I don't know. What do you think? Did I ruin it? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:09, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Got a chuckle out of me. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 01:34 Jul 29

HALP![edit source]

SysRq, you're good with numbers...can you fix this? All shit's happening - it's getting crazay busy - we've had about three edits in an hour! I'm loosing track... - [19:07 31 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

I can try. Gimme a sec. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 20:31 Jul 31

FREE DOWNLOADS HAY FREE DOWNLOADS[edit source]

User:Heck no techno/Free Downloads!! I think I've done marginally well so far. Here's the link so you can edit your butt out off. HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 21:54, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Looks groovy. I'll get on that mofo. But my internet has been spotty, so if I suddenly vanish, it's because Verizon is lame as hell. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 00:46 Aug 1
Sweetness with the edits you did. I think we need to hide the Contents menu permanently from the page to really keep the real-website vibe. And I think if you want to add to my testimonials then go ahead and do it, because I can't think of any other dumb goon to exemplify. Gay4.gifGay5.gifHeck no techno|talkGay5.gifGay4.gif 20:35, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
I can has? Cool deal. I'll get to workin' on it as well. And if you haven't already done so, I'll ix-nay the contents. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 21:02 Aug 1

Care to vote?[edit source]

For this article?, it's my Why? that I think is probably one of my best pieces, and you said you enjoyed it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 22:14 3 August 2008

I thought it was hilarious. I will gladly vote for it. We're glad you chose SysRq's Talkpage for whoring this article; please take a moment to fill out this brief survey to help us provide a more positive whoring experience in the future. Have a slutty, slutty day! sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:21 Aug 3
Yay! I can pretty much gaurantee yetties vote too so at least now I feel my self nomming is justified. Ta muchly. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 22:23 3 August 2008
Absolutely justified. You're becoming a great writer, ya know? sirErr.gifsysrq @ 22:25 Aug 3
Aww fanx. /ebd bashful here is something else I've started. Also my story blog I'd really apreciate your opinion on. And WotM, don't be silly. I'm not nearly consistant enough. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 22:28 3 August 2008
The Power Ranger thing looks hilarious. I'd love to review it when you're finished; just let me know when you're ready. The blog looks good, but I will have to read it later, as I have Algebra to finish. And now comes the counterattack: one and two. I'm off to maek moar numbas. Enjoy your summer. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 22:37 Aug 3
I have been. I started my holiday back in May when my exams finished. Also the power rangers thing I had an idea of giving each section of text a colour to emphasise the garish colours but it's probably a bad idea, what do you think? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 12:30 4 August 2008
Stop whoring! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:32, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
Homophobe! You see that Sissy, you gonna let him get away with that on your talk page? huh? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 12:38 4 August 2008

You're playing Super Mario 64??? I demand an explanation. - [16:30 4 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

Are you!? It's the best game ever! Although I recal you saying old N64 games, You ever played Banjo-Kazooie? That's a close second. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 16:44 4 August 2008
Oh it's in your status bar thing. I see! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 16:46 4 August 2008
Oh, it still had me as online. Gay. And yes, I was playing a ROM of SM64. It's pretty much the greatest game ever. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 17:17 Aug 4

Radio, radio[edit source]

Dude.

I'm working out the plot to this Fictioncast (that's now the official name for a podcast of fiction), and it could be very, very epic.

I'd give you details, but (a) I want this to be done in secret behind the backs of the Uncyclopedians who are not involved so they can enjoy it, (b) I'm too lazy, and (c) I don't exactly know what they are yet.

Suffice to say, we could really use some robot sounds.

I'll be plotting and recruiting people as characters over the next few weeks, and I can't begin to tell you how psyched I am.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 04:54 Aug 05, 2008

Oh, oh, and I'm on Skype (cjlesiw). I can't talk on it now because I'm in a place with dialup and shaky connection at best. And I have a mic. Wheeeeee, this is going to be fun!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 05:30 Aug 05, 2008
Coolcoolcool. My mic power supply is scheduled to hit the warehouse on Monday, meaning I may have it by the Friday after that. What kind of mic do you have? And you can Special:Emailuser me with any ideas you may already have. ¿Sound effects? Donwurryaboudit. I can take care of all that via mine own magical powers. Hope to hear from you soon. Cheers! sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:54 Aug 5

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:55, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Review my Article, Please[edit source]

Hey there. I'm trying to get my article reviewed, and i asked YTTE to review it but as hes going to be going away, he said to ask a peeing member, and saw that you had a high number of in-depth reviews. So could you please review my article. I would really appreciate it if you would review it.-- Altair-the EagleIcons-flag-in.pngDeadMenTellNoTalesDLRLanyardPin2006.jpg (talk to me) 21:38, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Start posting your talk page posts at the proper end of the page and I'll be glad to oblige. From what I've read so far, which is none of it, it looks pretty good. I'll be sure to review it when I get the chance; I would now, but I'm going to bed soon. XC season can be a bitch, ya know? sirErr.gifsysrq @ 02:43 Aug 7
Ugh, XC season. Some bad times there. I hate running, why did I do XC again? Although, my coach was a racist prick, so that at least livened things up. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:57, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Thanks, i was running out of people who weren't taking a break from uncyclopedia for a while. It's my firs article and i wanted to know whther it was any good.Again thanks. Oh and i posted from the top because so many other users seem to be doing that so that they can go straight to the most recent message. I wasn't sure whether you also did that or not. -- Altair-the EagleIcons-flag-in.pngDeadMenTellNoTalesDLRLanyardPin2006.jpg (talk to me) 17:38, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
You were incorrect and for that you will pay with your life. Woody, I hate running as much as you do. But I love XC. Irony? I think not. And I swear I will get to that review sometime, probably before the end of this week. Thank you for your patience. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 02:08 Aug 8
The guys on the team were pretty awesome, and some of the practices are ok. It makes sense. The team is fun, the sport, not as much. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 03:03, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

review[edit source]

hey, sysrq, i'm not sure if you forgot about the review you said you'd do for me, or if you've been really busy (both are acceptable excuses and have happened to me multiple times). anyway, if you're not going to get around to it, i don't mind, i just want to take the template off the page so someone else can take a look at it. also, congrats on being the signpost's uncyclopedian of the week! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:29, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Indeed I have forgotten. If it makes you feel any better, I didn't even notice I was mentioned in the UnSignpost. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. I will review your article before the end of this week. Thank you for being so patient with me, I've just been very busy with other projects right now. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 02:11 Aug 8
ok, no worries. thanks again. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:06, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008[edit source]

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:26, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008[edit source]

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:52, 16 August 2008 (UTC)