User talk:Bobofosho2
Welcome![edit source]
Hello Bobofosho2, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm a lazy so and so, so I paste it in. But if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person putting his nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...
Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:
- How to be funny and not just stupid - It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.
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Again, welcome! -- MrN 
20:25, Jun 7
I'm a dick.[edit source]
Hey buddy, I just wanted to apologize for my harsh reaction to your article's appearance on VFH. I was completely out of line, and my fellow Uncyclopedians were very quick to remind me of that. I appreciate them for helping me realize that I was being a total dick to you and that I'm a real hypocrite. Just a couple days ago, I wrote a big long rant about how we're too mean to noobs. And yet I felt the need to shoot down your article. Sure, it wasn't really ready for VFH. But how the fuck would you know? I like to assume that everyone here already knows things they can't be expected to know after only being here for a short time. Such is the learning experience: you still have things to learn about how this site works, and I still have things to learn about how I interact with others, as well as how to control my own cocky attitude. I hope you can accept this apology.
Cheers, ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:54 Jun 8
Now, I'm a dick[edit source]
Sorry SysRq for my asshole of a comment i left u on your talk page. So in closing, Sooooory.-Bobofosho2 23:17, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
Releasimification[edit source]
Saw you marked it VfD - hope you didn't find the review too harsh! It wasn't intended to be personal at all, but I think you're right to start again.
Something worth trying is putting development versions in your personal user space - for instance User:Bobofosho2/releasimification. Also, it's worth getting adopted by a more experienced user - can help you to expand or develop ideas.
Anyway, good luck, and if you want any comments or advice please give me a shout. --
Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 
21:25, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
I feel empty inside[edit source]
i actually got my own article deleted... its a weird feeling to trash ur own work. ahh well...-Bobofosho2 17:35, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
hey dickhead![edit source]
Just kidding! I just wanted to let you know I filled your request for image.... I took the liberty of replacing your shitty picture on your personal article. Give me a shout when you see it... and hate it... --Auk 06:20, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- Hey man thanks for the comment and for the nom... but it really was not necessary...--Auk 21:20, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
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Your Ventura review[edit source]
was pretty harsh, don't get discouraged. I left a couple comments on the review page for you, but the main thing to remember is that a pee review is only ever one person's opinion. Keep at it, good luck, and most importantly, have fun! -OptyC Sucks! 
CUN17:24, 17 Jul
- I'd be happy to give you a full review, but I probably won't have time to get to it till next week if that's alright. -OptyC Sucks!
CUN16:09, 18 Jul
CMC[edit source]
Welcome, Bobofosho2, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!
You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.
Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders
I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.
Sorry that you had to wait so long, I just got a bit lazy!
Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!
