Tommy Robinson

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“Tommy, you are not England's Greatest Far right grifter. That is my title, now excuse me as I leave my newly won constituency, to fly over to the States to see my mate, Donald and catch Elon's attention.”

~ Nigel Farage, MP for Clacton, directly challenging Tommy via Talk TV, sorry, GB News.

“How dare you say that he is like me I have more class, now who here is interested in my wife Diana ? She's a right goer; Adolf liked her charms ! Miaow !”

~ Oswald Mosely, contacted via Ouija Board, courtesy of Morrissey.
Stephen Chistopher Yaxley Lennon, ala Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris, Wayne King, and Stephen Lennon.

STommy Robinson is a fictional thug persona created by Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon[1]. He likes to masquerade as a working class whistleblower journalist, in the same manner that Elon Musk likes to masquerade as a legitimate businessman. The name "Tommy Robinson" is meant to convey the brave 1940s generation, whereas if you have actually read up about Yaxley-Lennon, he would be the sort of fella who your Grandparents and their mates would be raising their bayonets against.

‘Tommy’ likes to blame everything on Muslims and immigrants, and is mates with Andrew Tate and Lawrence Fox. Classy.

A Series of Shameless Own Goals:  The Tommy Robinson Story[edit | edit source]

This is not "Tommy Robinson" and his supporters. Your grandparents would know "Tommy" is a wrong 'un if they saw him. Respect your grandparents!

“There are own goals and then there are kicks which lead to the football ricocheting and hitting your own balls. Arrogant persons who aren't even amateurs and yet claim to be professionals in their field, regardless whether it is football, journalism or music, constantly end up injuring their nads[2]

~ Gary Lineker,  Match of the Day
A Tommy Robinson Supporter peacefully explaining their politics to the London police over a cup of tea.

Transcript of a discussion between an Adult (A) and a still sober[3] Tommy Robinson Supporter (TWAT).

TWAT: “ The Establishment has always gone after Tommy; he’s a hero ! ”

A: “As a youngster Tommy lost his job”

TWAT: “He lost his job – it must be immigrants who took it”.

A: “No he lost it – allow me to continue - after being convicted of assault. Towards an off-duty police officer in a drunken argument. Tommy served a 12-month prison sentence. How is attacking a police officer excusable; how is being convicted also, for fraud[4] make Tommy a hero ?”

George Orwell laughing upon learning Tommy Robinson is a journalist.

TWAT: “…Tommy is a brave journalist!”

A: “Journalism is up the creek in Britain; however, whilst a lot of hacks do stupid things, none have ever been known to repeatedly intimidate other journos; going to their houses and threaten them with physical violence[5].”


TWAT:“That’s unfair. He reveals the truth about ‘em Immigrants and Muslims. They are all pedos and threats to Women!

A: “One of the journos whom Tommy intimidated was a woman; he stalked her because she was investigating whether he was abusing his crowdfunding money[6].”

Look Ma, I conveniently got new teeth !

TWAT: “Yes, he did appear to have new teeth after I gave half my wage but its Tommy[7]”.

A: “Tommy harassed the Journalist and their family, accusing their old man of being a pedo. Tommy was convicted of this and received a 5 year stalking ban order.

Speaking of Pedos, Tommy seems to have a thing about uncovering them."

TWAT: “Yeah, Its Tommy”

A: “He has been caught out engaging in bollocks several times about criminal cases[8], making daft claims about pedo grooming and attempting to witch hunt[9] – leading to great harm and for justice to be delayed[10].

In one case, the plonker went out of his way to support a wrong ‘un who was caught out lying about being groomed!”[11] [12]   


TWAT: Buts its ‘em Asians !”

A: Statistics show otherwise - an a 2011 government report showed that almost 85% of men found guilty of being sexually abuse with youngsters in England and Wales were white.

                                                                                                       

TWAT:   “ …..But Tommy is right about the bloody criminal immigrants coming over here, the Muslims taking over Britain”

A: “Tommy ala Stephen Christopher Yaxley Lennon, has also gone by the names, Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris, Wayne King and Stephen Lennon, to hide his criminal past.

Whilst some immigrants can be criminals, is it rational to suppose all are criminal ?

I notice that you are wearing a football shirt, does everybody in London support that team ?”

TWAT: “No. I got my hands hurt last week, fighting ----------- supporters”

A: “So you understand what I am saying ?”

TWAT: “I suppose”

A: In addition what do you think of that infamous sign that used to be put in the window of British motels..." No dogs, No Irish"...

TWAT: " I always wanted one of those."

A: One of Tommy's parents is Irish. So you worshipTommy, ala Mr Yaxley Lennon, but would deny him existence if you could ...that's interesting .

TWAT: "........"

A: You mentioned Muslims. Our nation has already had a tricky relationship with Islamic countries. Treating them like crap.  But I notice you are drinking Coffee”.

TWAT: Yes I love coffee”

“A: It is because of integration we have coffee. It was muslims who set up the first coffee houses in London in the 1600s.  How are they taking over Britain, with cafes?

I mean its been 400 years, why are they so slow with taking over Britain?


TWAT: “….Tommy is a great bloke, I mean he posted the lyrics of“Something inside so strong” on X, that's a wicked tune”.

A: Tommy posted that whilst fleeing the Police.  In order to escape a court case[13].

That song was released in the late 80s and is anti-apartheid – against South Africa’s regime at the time[14].  Apartheid is a social form of segregation imposed by Colonists, other countries who have come into a nation and taken over…”

TWAT: “So what ?”

A: “You guys like to screech ‘We want our country back’, do you not see the hypocrisy ?”

TWAT: “….I suppose”  

A: “Tommy also actively supports that nation engaging in Apartheid now[15]. But to be fair, even their mad as cat piss supporters kicked him out when he dared to try to attend their march. They must know that him attending would undermine their creed. And to be even more fair they made certain he was arrested for breaching their request![16][17]


TWAT: “ We need to kick out the Illegals !”.

A: “ Tommy earlier this year, was detained in Canada, after entering that nation illegally[18][19]. And its not the first time the scutter did that[20]. If Tommy was a great journalist as you claimed earlier, why does he put his supposed profession at risk over and over again; a bit daft don’t you think?”


Elizabeth II (RIP), in 2018, upon learning that Tommy Robinson is supposedly the defender of our nation. She wasn't impressed.

TWAT: "If this was the 40s, Tommy would be defending our nation against the germans, I mean the Nazis. He is a patriot”

A: “……..Tommy was a member of the BNF[21] and supported a daft bloke who got his dog to do the nazi salute on command[22]. In addition he supported Farage, a guy who unashamedly, as a youth was a BNF member and used to sing nazi songs  and bully jewish students[23][24]. Tommy’s mob have also been known to beat up peaceful opponents, which is a bit like Hitler’s mob in the 30s [25]

TWAT: “….”


A: “ I think you need to re-evaluate your support for Tommy, and knowledge of England and Britain, our history and relationship with other nations. For example during the Battle of Britain, many, many persons from Europe and Africa aided to defend Britain from the Luftwaffe. Additionally, after WW2 immigrant groups  such as the ‘Windrush generation, helped  Britain to recover economically and rebuild our nation”.

TWAT: “….”

A: “Perhaps you should go into your local Library and borrow a few books…”

TWAT: “What’s a library?”

A: “Lord, give me strength!”.

FAR RIGHT FIGHTING FANTASY: RIOT STORYLINE PLAYTHOUGH.[edit | edit source]

A horrific incident has occurred in England and the details of what happened are still unknown.[edit | edit source]

How do you respond?[edit | edit source]

  • You take to Social media and post rubbish[26]. Drivel that even a rabies laden dog wouldn’t go near, because they fear infection[27].
  • Your man-child supporters travel to the location.
  • Upon arriving at the location of the incident, a vigil might be occurring[28]. Do your supporters respect the local community and peascefully offer solidarity and compassion?  BoLLocks !
  • This place is a national risk.
    They get pissed on the pound-shop lager and start a riot[29]. They go onto rob the local Greggs and a mosque[30], because those people, well they need to get out of England – even though your supporters have never been to this part of England before and know sweet FA all about it
  • When the police arrive in their anti-riot gear, your supporters hurl bricks at them and set fire to things, because you know England needs to be protected from criminals and using up the Police’s time is the best way, ain’t it ?
  • Your scare the localsf[31]..
  • Nevermind your actions have affected their community and its businesses, because of your twattery[32][33].
  • Money which could have aided the community, maintaining public libraries, parks, swimming pools, aiding the local schools and social services; aiding vulnerable people.
  • You are protecting that community aren’t you…

…and that is the Logic of Tommy Robinson and his supporters. They no doubt like to lick windows, kiss hornets, hug bee hives and use muck as deodorant..  [edit | edit source]

Exclusive - A Whats App Seance with Historic English Figures ![edit | edit source]

Tommy Robinson upon seeing a library which hasn't been burnt down.

Boudica: I wouldn’t trust Tommy to maintain my army’s pit bogs.”

Tommy Robinson seeing its about to rain.

Alfred The Great: “ People always fucking go on about how I burnt the cakes whilst distracted about my woes with the vikings. Not my bloody achievement, making certain they lived among us peacefullly but this fucking story. Tommy's mob burnt down a library and attacked a bloody Gregs. What the fuck. ! ”

Boudica Alfred I get it, They attacked a Gregs.

Alfred The Great: Do you ? I wanted everybody in England able to read and write. But these fuckers burn down a library and attacked Greg's. But still when it comes to English history, they will just go on about the cakes! There I am, being just and wanting to advance us as a nation, being all together and this fucker, who supposedly is an English patriot is undermining my legacy.

Charles Dickens: “ Ahem. May I speak ? Anyway I once wrote ‘If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers’ and given how many times the fuckwit, we are taking about, has been to court, I  do wonder the lawyers draw lots.

Tommy Robinson responding after being called Stephen.

Michael Winner: Tommy is the sort of deranged spanner that makes Richard Littlejohn seem respectful. And that says a lot.

Sylvia Pankhurst, Rod Hull and Brian Clough couldn’t attend and sent their apologies  


The Tommy Robinson Supporter Guide To Protesting[edit | edit source]

  • DOWN IT, DOWN IT, DOWN THAT CAN OF LAGER!
    Get yourself a short grade 2 haircut and wear your new Fred Perry[34] short sleeved shirt, a pair of jeans and maybe the old pair of Dr Martens.  Down that Aldi lager can!
  • Shadow box in your bed set/ whilst having GB News playing in the background. Down the Aldi lager!
  • Go into London via bus or train, carrying either the English flag or the Union Jack[35], and meet up with the other in-breds at Trafalgar Square. Take pride in piss on Nelson's column or near the lions. Down the Aldi lager!
  • Bark collectively in a manner which makes the Londoners think you are a weird tourist group . Should an actual tourist asks if you are all extras for the upcoming 28 Days Later sequel, growl at them. Down the Aldi lager!
  • Rant and rave, “We want our country back”, whilst posing for a photo holding the Union Jack. Down the Aldi lager!
  • Talk to the other perma tan louts about Jesus[36], St George[37] and Richard Lionheart[38], and how they would have fought for England against the immigrants, multiculturism and Islam.  Down the Aldi lager!
  • Sing “Tommy, Tommy Robinson” as brave Tommy appears and complains that England has fallen and in turn asks for money to be donated his 500th crowd funder.  Prepare your wallet for Tommy.  Down the Aldi lager!
  • Listen to Lawrence Fox as he goes on about immigrants and muslims and the woke. Make certain to leave before he gets tearful and asks his ex-wife to come back. Down the Aldi lager!
  • Go into the nearest pub and get further pissed. Go onto demand that bar staff allow you to put on youtube and sing Skrewdriver like your Dad and you did in the 80s. Down that pint!
  • Bark as the Rozzas enter the premises , shouting at them  “Its Freeze Peach, You are denying my Freeze Speech”.

See also[edit | edit source]

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. Case file: Stephen Lennon (AKA Tommy Robinson) – HOPE not hate
  2. Zero sympathy for Southport rioter bricked in the head, chest and privates (msn.com)
  3. They are a rare breed, but do exist. Really they do !
  4. EDL's Robinson jailed for fraud | London Evening Standard | Evening Standard
  5. https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/tommy-robinson-mike-stuchberry-door-knock-far-right-intimidation-a8808311.html
  6. Nick Lowles on X: "Stephen Lennon (aka Tommy Robinson) is back in court this week trying to overturn a Stalking Prevention Order issued against him for harassing a journalist from a national newspaper who was writing an article accusing him of spending supporter donations on drugs and prostitutes🧵" / X
  7. https://hopenothate.org.uk/2023/07/11/around-the-world-in-80-lies-the-story-of-tommy-robinsons-libels-lies-and-luxury-lifestyle/
  8. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/tommy-robinson-admits-he-shared-fake-news-about-muslims-attacking-boy-at-school-was-syrian-refugee-was-filmed-being-bullied-a4005301.html
  9. Zelo Street: Oh Tommy - Back In The UK (zelo-street.blogspot.com)
  10. https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/syrian-refugee-15-says-he-feels-unsafe-at-huddersfield-school-as-video-emerges-of-attack-on-sister-200269
  11. https://www.nationalworld.com/culture/television/liar-the-fake-grooming-scandal-release-date-on-bbc-three-who-is-ellie-williams-what-did-her-facebook-post-say-4478881
  12. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/may/26/appeals-for-calm-after-tommy-robinson-visits-barrow-amid-protests
  13. Zelo Street: Oh Tommy Tommy - Bravely Ran Away (zelo-street.blogspot.com)
  14. Tommy Robinson posts lyrics to anti-Apartheid song Something Inside So Strong while on the run after 'fleeing the country' on eve of contempt court case - as warrant issued for his arrest | Daily Mail Online
  15. Far-right extremist Tommy Robinson rallies in support of Israel – Middle East Monitor
  16. Tommy Robinson to march against antisemitism even though he is ‘not welcome’ | The Independent
  17. Tommy Robinson charged after attending antisemitism march in London - BBC News
  18. Tommy Robinson arrested in Canada after suspected immigration offence | World News | Metro News
  19. The great ‘Tommy Robinson’ passport mystery | Searchlight (searchlightmagazine.com)
  20. EDL Leader Stephen Lennon, AKA Tommy Robinson, Jailed For 10 Months For False Passport | HuffPost UK News (huffingtonpost.co.uk)
  21. Lowles, Nick and Cressy, Simon (July 2010) "The BNP Past of the EDL Leader", Searchlight n.21, pp.4–5.
  22. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/youtuber-count-dankula-found-guilty-of-hate-crime-for-teaching-pet-pug-nazi-salute-a3794926.html
  23. Nigel Farage's View On The Tommy Robinson Row May Surprise You - LBC
  24. Letter resurfaces from Nigel Farage's schooldays warning of “racist” and “fascist” tendencies (thelondoneconomic.com)
  25. https://faith-matters.org/images/stories/fm-reports/english-defense-league-report.pdf
  26. https://zelo-street.blogspot.com/2024/07/southport-stabbings-enter-bigots.html
  27. https://www.isdglobal.org/digital_dispatches/from-rumours-to-riots-how-online-misinformation-fuelled-violence-in-the-aftermath-of-the-southport-attack/
  28. Southport community 'left numb' by mass stabbing incident - BBC News
  29. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/southport-attack-riots-far-right-social-media-b2588628.html
  30. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/29590925/kids-locals-stand-together-riots-stabbing/
  31. Community in mourning after three girls killed in Southport knife attack - BBC News
  32. Clashes in Southport after town mourns in vigil for victims of stabbing attack - BBC News
  33. Southport residents repair wrecked streets and say killed girls 'didn't deserve' riot (msn.com)
  34. Never wear Lacoste.
  35. The Flag of Great Britain..you know representing the union of England, Scotland and Wales....
  36. Jesus Was a Refugee - Biblical Archaeology Society
  37. BBC - Religions - Christianity: Saint George
  38. King Richard I, the Lionheart, of England, Crusader (thoughtco.com)