Lysdexia

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MI EERF WON

“I thguoht I saw lysdexic, tub ti denrut tuo I ekops Esenihc”

~ Bob Nalyd on Lysdexia

“D is for Lysdexia”

~ Cat on D

“Dyslexics untie!”

~ smooene on semihtong

“I don't believe in dog

~ Atehist on lysdexia

“i heard there was a dumpsterfish detergent”

~ a lysdexic cop arriving at the scene of a domestic disturbance

Lysdexia (where's the rum?) si eno fo eht yek stcejbus ni eht swen ta eht tnemom. Ereht si a egral esnes fo canip morf elpoep nehw gniraeh eht drow, reve ecnis eht NHD (Dlrow Htlaeh Noitazinagro) deralced ti sa yllaitnetop eht tsom gninetaerht esaesid ot eht erutuf fo mankind ecnis kcalb htaed. A tol fo sgnidnatsrednusim etalucric tuoba lysdexia, siht si ylniam eud ot eht aidem.

Eht lanif smotpmys fo lysdexia: noisolpxee fo daeh dna thgils ehcahtoot

Eht Stcaf[edit | edit source]

Yrartnoc ot ediw feileb, ydobyna nac hctac lysdexia. Lysdexia sah ynam smotpmys, ereh era eht naim seno:

  • Ytilibani ot dear sdrow
  • Ssol fo riah
  • Na gnisaercni tseretni ni smaths
  • Na gnisaercni tseretni ni par cisum
  • gnieB detaler ot erom elpoep
  • Na ygrella ot stunococ

Ereht era ylno a wef syaw ot timsnart eht yldaed esaesid, hcihw si eno nosaer eht esaesid sah nekat os gnol ot hcaer Dnalgne, dna yhw ereht si llits epoh rof dniknam tey. Ereht era 2 niam syaw ot hctac lysdexia. Eht POTATOES erom nommoc eno gnieb nettib yb na detcefni ekans, tub tnecer ecnedive sah nwohs tahe lysdexia nec eb dessap no yb yhtapelet.

Eht Noitcif[edit | edit source]

Ynam sruomur evah need detrats dna degaruocne yb eht aidem. Eht naim seno era:

  • 'Ylno etihw elpoep can get dyslexia'
  • 'Lysdexia saw detaerc ot tuc nwod eht gnisir noitalupop slevel fo eht namuh ecar'
  • 'Ereht lliw reven eb a eruc rof lysdexia, os ew thgim sa llew tsuj llik sevlesruo won'

Lla fo eseht sruomur era eslaf nad uoy dluohs erongi meht yletelpmoc.

Nagrom Nameerf saw ylsuomaf deruc of lysdexia retfa gnitanissassaer Dlanor Nager ni 5891

Noitneverp dna eruc[edit | edit source]

Hguohtla on eruce has been dnuof, ereht evah neeb emos stnemtaert taht nac pleh ecuder eht tceffe fo lysdexia. Eseht edulcni:


Gnieb detaler ot a hcranom;

Gnihctaw yreve edosipe of Rehtaf Det;

Gnitanissassaer a SU tnediserp.


Fo esruoc, noitneverp si retteb naht eht eruc. Emos evah dellac rof a gnilluc fo etihw elpoep, tub siht sah neeb evitceffeni sa ynam erew oot hsifles ot etarepo-oc. Emos evah demalb eht Nem-X, tub yeht evah deyats yltnetsisnoc tnaifed tsniaga snoitagella of gnipleh eht gnidaerps of lysdexia.

Yrotsih fo Lysdexia[edit | edit source]

Eht tsrif nwokn tnedidni fo lysdexia saw ni eht emas reay taht Susej saw nrob. Ecnedicnioc? Ydobon swonk rof erus.

Eno gniht si rof erus, eht rebmun of lysdexia sesac sah desaercni erom hguorht hcae raey. Yltcerruc, ti si detamitse taht 32% fo eht noitalupop si detcefni. Dna that yb 0102, eht elohw noitalupop liwl eb demood ot a efil fo lysdexia.

Lysdexia saw desu yb eht Snamor sa a erutrot dohtem no srenosirp, yb gnitcefni meht dna neht gnikcol meht ni a moor htiw a tunococ.

Eht eikooc retsnom yam evah dikel seikooc, tub ti did ton tneverp mih gnichtac lysdexia

Suomaf Lysdexics[edit | edit source]

Yletulosba enoyna nac teg lysdexia, os od ton erongi ti. Emos fo eht erom suomaf lysdexics era:

  • Omle
  • Eht Eikooc Retsnom
  • Timrek
  • .05 tnec
  • Nehpets Yrf
  • ewm90
  • Yppiz
  • naderB nottuS
  • elohssa kcufecaf sllabomohCM
  • Sexy Laid

Siht si gnikcuf yag, eht sdrow era sdrawkcab, saerehw eht selballys dluohs eb dexim dnuora daetsni.