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Have you, dear reader, found yourself chained to an aging confectionery monstrosity, its pipes wheezing, its vats bubbling ominously, its accountants sobbing quietly in the walls? Has a government man (always beige! always damp!) slid a letter under your door explaining that thirty percent of your life’s work now belongs to them?
Thirty percent!
That’s not a tax, that’s getting bent over and done up your rear!
*tips hat, snaps cane against the floor*
Fear not. Willy Wonker is here. And I assure you, I have handled this exact situation with the grace of a ballerina and the ethics of a feral raccoon. (Full article...)
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*... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
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Don't ask what any of this has to do with Christmas.
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On this day...
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December 27: National Anniversary Day, Invention of the Artificial Vagina, International Last Thursday of the Year Day
- 42 - 9th anniversary of the first anniversary.
- 1831 - Charles Darwin boards the HMS Beagle, and begins his lifelong mission to undermine God and all that is decent.
- 1954 - Nikita Khrushchev is promptly "dealt with" by the KGB. Long live the glorious Soviet Union!
- 1969 - Boxing Day causes many deaths from internal bleeding as its meaning is misinterpreted.
- 1990 - World Peace War declared on UNO by UNO members
- 1999 - Eye losht thie annyoual seplling be tanks two thie vord anywarsary.
- 2004 - Deciding that he does like Mondays, Chuck Norris kicks Bob Geldoff into tomorrow
- 2005 - 5th anniversary of the universe exploding violently.
- 2007 - Major cleanup after Boxes from Boxing day wipeout half the human population.
- 2008 - King Kong does Eeyore in the honey tree, Donkey Kong is born!
- 2009 - People discover what boxing day is actually about, it is promptly canceled.
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