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Nationality Unknown
Date of birth September 23, 1993
Place of birth Burbank, CA
Date of death November 14, 1998
Place of death Also Burbank, CA
First Lady Megaman Manchild
Political career
Order Pepperoni, with extra olives
Vice President n/a
Prime Minister n/a
Term of office September 23, 1993–September 8, 1995
Preceded by Tiny Toon Adventures (1990-1994)
Succeeded by Freakazoid (1995-1997)
Political party Whichever one you support
Animaniacs Propaganda Logo


For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Animaniacs.

“Which one's the cute one?”

“They're pretty naughty...”

~ Captain Understatement on Animaniacs

Animaniacs is a reality show cleverly disguised as a comedy in a plot by North Korea to warp kids' minds while they attack the "American piss-ants, (Secretly google's idea)" that aired on Fox for 2 seasons and then moved onto the WB, leaving Fox Kids to rot in the pits of hell for the rest of the series.

Basically, this show is about these 3...things...that run around the Warner movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught, but, shit, I broke into song.


Dot Warner, working as a prostitute on the street.
  • Yakko Warner is an attention seeking whore and the ringleader of the terrorist plot, where he acts as a spy for the gang. He is the biggest, the oldest, the most evil, and he gets more lines. Worship him. Oh, and have I mentioned that he NEVER SHUTS UP??? I'm pretty sure I did. He is also responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing but he framed some guy in order to get away with it. He also conspired with al-Qaeda to destroy the Twin Towers and they succeeded (obviously it was on the news).
  • Wakko Warner: Baton Rouge Louisiana Indianapolis Indiana and Columbus is the capital of Ohio...oh, Hi Admin, nice to see you here...hey, where are you throwing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..................... *thud*

In other words, his name says all.


Obscure Characters[edit]

  • Pinky and the Brain: Pinky, contrary to popular belief, is actually a left middle finger obsessed with worshipping Zort and doing "different things" in bed with Brain. Brain, on the other hand, is a spoiled brat who keeps wanting more and more, which is why he wants to take over the world. Rumors persist they are really Captain Selfish's lab mice.
  • Chicken Boo: Got fired from his job as mascot of the "Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens" for his relationship with the football team's head cheerleader, (which only lasted 42 minutes) he found work on Animaniacs. Brought along in the shitty episodes that need a last-minute laugh.
  • Dr. Scratchansniff: When the p-sychiatrist from Burbank, California met the Warners, he went crazy and was thrown in Commander Riker's Looney Bin in Homely Hills, where he was fed nothing but carrots for 5 months. After the Warners maxed out his credit card, he committed suicide by forcing himself to watch 7 hours of Tony Danza.


  • Slappy Squirrel, aka Death Lives is an old coot who used to star in Looney Tunes shorts in the 1960s. She is believed by cartoon fans to be the most infamous and obscure Looney Tune EVAR. Her films, which made absolutely no sense, were locked away in the studio vault never to be released. As for Slappy herself, she was locked away in the treehouse, also never to be released. Unfortantly, she got out... RUN!
  • Minerva Mink is...correction, WAS the show's sex symbol. Her uber-hotness caused all types of men to get boners just be looking at her, even gay men. That is, until she married Andy Dick, and bore his three children, Sally, Jenny, and Andy Jr., gained fifty pounds, and lost her hotness. Currently, she is the most miserable of them all.