User:Willy on wheels/High-functioning autism
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High-functioning autism is a mental disorder characterized by difficulty in social interaction despite relatively normal intelligence, as well as a ton of other seemingly unrelated symptoms. As of 2024, the only two people ever diagnosed with high-functioning autism are Christian Weston Chandler, as well as his impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson. Despite the name, it has minimal similarities with autism, and has ABSOLUTELY NO SIMILARITY WITH ASPERGER SYNDROME, YOU DAMN, DIRTY, SLANDEROUS, PICKLE-SUITED TROLLS! High-functioning autism is also completely unstudied and is not recognized by medical professionals. This is not because it isn't real, but because everybody hates Chris.
Signs and symptoms[edit | edit source]
Despite having "autism" in its name, high-functioning autism has little to do with autism. Although some symptoms might seem similar to symptoms of autism, they have very different causes, and many symptoms are highly specific, but are present in both of the only two people in the world that have been diagnosed with high-functioning autism, so they must be symptoms.
