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2009

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2008

• A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion (16 October)
• A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid (3 January)
• A-level (3 November)
• Academia (4 January)
• Al Capone (20 April)
• Alien vs. Predator (11 January)
• All of the Above (10 March)
• America (2 March)
• America is the best!!! (15 June)
• American Dream (24 March)
• Andy Rooney (28 November)
• Ant (12 April)
• Are you colour-blind? (24 September)
• Art That Looks Like Nothing (18 August)
• Awkward Conversation (23 July)
• BBC Wireless 4 (27 November)
• Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 (8 January)
• Battle of the Sexes (16 April)
• Battleship Potemkin (19 May)
• Begging the question (28 August)
• Break Up Letter (14 January)
• Bubble Wrap (4 June)
• Bucephalus (2 October)
• Campaign Leaflet (14 April)
• Canadians: A Retrospective (30 November)
• Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists (14 October)
• Charles Lindbergh (9 March)
• Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase (6 June)
• Color Me Badd (10 September)
• Conservapedia (14 March)
• Consolation Prize (17 June)
• Creepy (29 October)
• Creepy guy who lives across the street (20 October)
• Custom Degrees (9 May)
• Cyanide (27 April)
• David Bowie (9 July)
• Defender of the Clown (8 May)
• Democrazy (21 May)
• Dishwasher (8 June)
• Double Entendre (27 September)
• Drugs (28 March)
• Dude (19 February)
• EPIC FAIL! (13 February)
• Edward the Gibbon (25 March)
• Enid Blyton (5 November)
• Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them (24 June)
• Eurovision Song Contest (24 May)
• Everything is great (4 August)
• Examples of Bias in Conservapedia (3 March)
• Faggot (6 October)
• Ferdinand von Zeppelin (18 May)
• File 8AO4F: The God Case (4 March)
• Fish Puns (24 October)
• Fourth Wall (20 June)
• France (8 October)
• Fuck the world (7 June)
• G Rated Talking Animal Movie (5 April)
• Game:Oliver Twist (10 May)
• Gemini (6 September)
• Gerry Cheevers (7 October)
• Get Some Mortgage (4 October)
• Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) (19 August)
• Goldfish (26 September)
• Goldilocks and the Three Bears (13 July)
• Golf War (13 December)
• Grim Reaper (21 October)
• Guinness Brewmasters (23 June)
• Harry S. Truman (23 May)
• Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (30 March)
• Hippies (4 July)
• Homing pigeon (31 March)
• Hong Kong Feng Shui (28 January)
• Horatio Hornblower (11 March)
• Hot indiscriminate sex (18 July)
• How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show (30 August)
• HowTo:Be A Supervillain (18 September)
• HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days (26 April)
• HowTo:Boil an egg (22 September)
• HowTo:Drive a train (16 September)
• HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament (30 June)
• HowTo:Hear a Picture (5 January)
• HowTo:Hotwire a car (20 September)
• HowTo:Learn Guitar (22 July)
• HowTo:Love me (15 November)
• HowTo:Mail a Letter (1 January)
• HowTo:Play the Skin Flute (31 January)
• HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (2 June)
• HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (12 October)
• HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin (20 March)
• HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (3 August)
• HowTo:Win an Argument (26 October)
• HowTo:Write A Funny Band Article (14 June)
• HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia (4 September)
• HowTo:Write the Great American Novel (19 July)
• Humanity: A Retrospective (12 January)
• Hyperdrinking (21 March)
• I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation (9 January)
• I lost your pet ferret (21 February)
• If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS (17 February)
• Igor (20 December)
• In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943 (1 March)
• Insomnia (6 July)
• Interpretive Death (29 September)
• Iron Maiden (18 December)
• Isaac Newton (26 August)
• J'accuzzi (27 October)
• Japanese High Schools (13 June)
• Jerry Falwell (15 May)
• Jew Claw (2 August)
• Jimmy the Cowboy (27 December)
• Just pennies a day (23 February)
• Kitty porn (30 May)
• Lake Spooky (27 March)
• Laura Ingalls Wilder (3 September)
• Lewd Acts of the Apostles (14 August)
• List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway (26 March)
• Lysol (20 August)
• MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick (2 May)
• Main Page (1 April)
• March of the Penguin Brothers (24 February)
• Marie Curie (22 February)
• Marijuana (28 October)
• Megadeth (16 August)
• Melville the One Trick Pony (24 July)
• Michael Bay (13 November)
• Miles Davis (13 May)
• Misquoting Jesus (13 April)
• Mordor Jalapenos (5 May)
• Mousetrap (25 September)
• Much Ado About Nothing (26 January)
• NASA (23 October)
• Necrophiliphobia (15 July)
• Observational Comedy (7 November)
• Otter (15 April)
• Pacific War (24 January)
• Paradise Inc. (29 April)
• Paris Hilton (18 March)
• Pawnography (16 December)
• Perfect Disaster (10 June)
• Physics Act of 1707 (24 August)
• Physics doesn't exist, it's all about Gnomes (9 December)
• Playstation 4 (17 August)
• Please delete this page (26 October)
• Polish Inquisition (29 February)
• Pond Whales (5 August)
• Pontius Pilates (22 October)
• Pop Bomb (9 June)
• Pre-Market Economy (7 May)
• Prince and the Revolution (11 April)
• Pripyat River (15 August)
• Public service announcement (3 June)
• Pyromaniac (4 May)
• Rafael Nadal (26 October)
• Rashōmon (17 October)
• Regent University (14 September)
• Robert Mugabe (26 July)
• Robin Hood (9 August)
• Romance novel (5 December)
• Rough Pubs (14 February)
• Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (25 April)
• Rule of Three (9 October)
• Sania Mirza (22 August)
• Sarah Plain and Tall (7 August)
• Scat (14 May)
• Schindler's Listcruft (12 July)
• Scrawlings of The Artist as a Young Drunk (22 March)
• Selective Inbreeding (15 March)
• Spontaneous Combustion (21 July)
• Star Wars (Japanese Opera) (28 May)
• Status Quo (21 April)
• Stoner High School (2 April)
• Superannuation (1 August)
• Taft Punk (30 July)
• Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you. (29 July)
• The Bunfight at the OK Corral (18 October)
• The Critique of Pure Reason (21 September)
• The Daily Show (30 April)
• The Dog Dies at the End (3 May)
• The Gathering Horror (21 August)
• The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN! (19 September)
• The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment (5 October)
• The Millennium (22 December)
• The Muffin Man (23 March)
• The Old Country (16 June)
• The Phallic School of Architecture (21 June)
• The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia (11 September)
• The Siege of Bordeaux (28 February)
• The white guy in All-4-One (1 June)
• Thermopylae (18 January)
• Thomas Aquinas (29 January)
• Thomas Hardy (2 January)
• Thou (2 July)
• Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald (23 April)
• Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter (16 March)
• Tony Visconti (28 April)
• Traditional Values (26 June)
• Truthful Vending GmbH (18 February)
• Turing Duck Test (11 June)
• Two Humps (16 July)
• UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect (10 July)
• UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion (14 July)
• UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary (13 October)
• UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook (20 July)
• UnBooks:Beep (10 August)
• UnBooks:Captain's Blog (27 August)
• UnBooks:Fischer Price (21 January)
• UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care (5 September)
• UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind (15 February)
• UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature (21 November)
• UnBooks:Ill Met By Moonlight (7 July)
• UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (30 January)
• UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old (25 February)
• UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex (5 June)
• UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games (6 March)
• UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) (8 July)
• UnBooks:Polar Express (11 October)
• UnBooks:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes (1 October)
• UnBooks:Surgical Phone (22 January)
• UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. (11 May)
• UnBooks:The Frogs (6 August)
• UnBooks:The Last Little Pig (7 April)
• UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk (3 July)
• UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire (13 March)
• UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story (7 March)
• UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾ (29 June)
• UnBooks:Travel Guide For All Countries (5 March)
• UnBooks:USA ROCKS! (1 May)
• UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon (6 January)
• UnBooks:Who Killed God? (8 September)
• UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not (6 May)
• UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight (7 September)
• UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies (28 July)
• UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary (8 April)
• UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout (19 November)
• UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy" (29 May)
• UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave (17 May)
• UnNews:Area 51 opened to public (29 August)
• UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them (23 November)
• UnNews:Cancer is racist (11 November)
• UnNews:Corrections (30 September)
• UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama (9 November)
• UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange (25 August)
• UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible (1 September)
• UnNews:I have taken hostages (13 August)
• UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now (25 October)
• UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong (18 June)
• UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!" (18 April)
• UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears (15 September)
• UnNews:Man forgets 9-11 (12 August)
• UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy (6 April)
• UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed (7 December)
• UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (3 October)
• UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17 (25 June)
• UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released (31 December)
• UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel (29 December)
• UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table (3 December)
• UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity (19 June)
• UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter (19 October)
• UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' (8 August)
• UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop (20 January)
• UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes (24 April)
• UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled (13 January)
• UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits (17 March)
• UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest (12 March)
• UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie (23 September)
• UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive (7 January)
• UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album (16 May)
• UnNews:Would-be-hero fatally defeated by common slime (1 July)
• UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It (27 January)
• UnNews:Your family died (27 June)
• UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits! (16 January)
• UnScripts: Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden (31 July)
• UnScripts:All Mixed Up (27 May)
• UnScripts:Average Cop (4 April)
• UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II (25 January)
• UnScripts:Heinous Dan (17 April)
• UnScripts:Noah's Ark (8 March)
• UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963 (26 February)
• UnScripts:The Symposium (17 September)
• UnScripts:To'Romisha (10 April)
• UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition) (28 September)
• UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist (17 January)
• UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs (27 July)
• UnTunes:White trash girl (12 September)
• Uncyclopedia Health Service (16 February)
• Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles (3 April)
• Unidentified man in green firing turret (25 May)
• United Nations Charter (19 January)
• Universe (musical) (2 September)
• Use a Coaster! (26 May)
• User:Argo v8.2/1984 Front Page (1 April)
• User:Lyletron (1 April)
• User:MrCleveland (26 October)
• User:Ninja Man/main (1 April)
• Veteran (31 May)
• Virginia Tech Massacre (10 October)
• Voter Information for the 2008 US Presidential Election (23 August)
• Walpurgis Night (11 August)
• What Would Jesus Do? (11 July)
• Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? (13 September)
• Why?:Blame Hitler (20 May)
• Why?:Burn a Furby? (22 April)
• Why?:Buy a Cereal-o-Matic (19 April)
• Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash? (25 November)
• Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list? (9 April)
• Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? (20 February)
• Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet? (31 August)
• Why?:Eat your broccoli (17 July)
• Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face (27 February)
• Why?:Have Humongous Breasts (23 January)
• Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane? (17 November)
• Why?:Save the mooses? (10 January)
• Why?:Take Your Fish To Work (29 March)
• Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans (22 May)
• Why?:Use a wooden condom (12 January)
• Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls? (12 June)
• William Gladstone (5 July)
• World War IV (12 May)
• ☃ (24 December)