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anniversaries done (80)

march (20/31)

3/6 3/7 3/8 3/9 3/10 3/11 3/12 3/13 3/14 3/15

3/16 3/17 3/20 3/21 3/22 3/23 3/24 3/25 3/26 3/31

april (5/30)

4/1 4/8 4/9

4/28 4/29

may (5/31)

5/5 5/6 5/7 5/9 5/12

june (5/30)

6/18 6/20 6/25 6/29 6/30

july (26/31)

7/1 7/2 7/3 7/7 7/8 7/9 7/10 7/11 7/12 7/13 7/14
7/15 7/16 7/17 7/18 7/19 7/20 7/21 7/22 7/23 7/24 7/27 7/28 7/29 7/30 7/31

august (13/31)

8/1 8/2 8/4 8/5 8/6 8/7 8/8 8/9 8/10 8/11 8/12 8/21 8/22

september (4/30)

9/18 9/26 9/27 9/29

october (2/31)

10/4 10/11

feature links

2005 • 2006 • 2007 • 2008 • 2009 • 2010 • 2011 • 2012 • 2013 • 2014

features that have been mentioned in the anniversaries

1. 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York 9/26
2. 1993 9/26
3. 4'33" 3/15
4. Adobe Potatochop 3/11
5. Air guitar 10/4
6. Alaska 4/28
7. Alfred Hitchcock 9/26
8. Anime 7/20
9. Austria-Hungary 3/21
10. Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition 9/29
11. Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 4/9
12. Baldrick 8/1
13. Banned from the Internet 7/28
14. Barrel Clown 6/25
15. Battle of Gettysburg x2 7/1
16. Billy Graham 5/8
17. Blackbeard Catering Company 7/17
18. Bon-bons 4/28
19. Cactus 7/12
20. Calvin and Hobbes 6/29
21. Chuck Norris 3/23
22. Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant) 8/4
23. Christmas Number Ones 7/14
24. civil War 7/17
25. Classy 3/10
26. Conceptual Art 7/3
27. Conservapedia 4/8
28. Creepy 7/24
29. The Daily Show 3/12
30. Dark Ages 7/17
31. Dead Nigger Storage 3/9
32. Dear John letter 4/29
33. Dictation 3/21
34. Do NOT click any links! 9/29
35. Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice 3/26
36. Douche 5/7
37. Down with this sort of thing! 9/26
38. Dragon Warrior 7/15
39. Dude 3/11
40. Easter Bunny 3/11
41. Enid Blyton 3/23
42. EPIC FAIL! 2x 3/11 7/15
43. Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them 7/15
44. Erraticus 3/23
45. Escher 6/25
46. Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor 3/9
47. The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version) 8/2
48. Ferdinand von Zeppelin 3/10
49. Fish Puns 3/22
50. Flying Spaghetti Monster 9/26
51. Fourth Wall 7/13
52. France x8 3/20 4/9 5/5 5/7 5/8 7/19 7/21 9/27
53. Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle 3/15
54. Gay Pride 8/6
55. Gemini 7/31
56. Gerry Cheevers 7/1
57. God 9/29
58. Godzilla 7/16
59. Goldfish 3/22
60. Great Britain 5/5
61. Hays Code 7/17
62. Hell 9/18
63. Holocaust denial denial 3/13
64. Hot indiscriminate sex 7/16
65. HowTo:Be a Gangsta 3/9
66. HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days 7/24
67. HowTo:Be pretentious 4/9
68. HowTo:Fix the Economy 3/10
69. HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man 3/9
70. HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia XXX
71. HowTo:Play the Skin Flute 3/21
72. HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd 7/27
73. HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion 3/11
74. HowTo:Write the Great American Novel 8/6
75. Hyperdrinking 3/10
76. Hypocrites 3/9
77. Idiotic Table of the Elements 7/16
78. Insomnia 6/25
79. Interpretive Death 7/11
80. Jackson Pollock 3/24
81. James Bond (character) 7/15
82. Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? 3/21
83. Jimmy the Cowboy 7/18
84. Jingo 7/31
85. Kitchen Sink x2 3/21 9/26
86. Kitten huffing 4/8
87. Kitty porn 3/24
88. Little Orphan Annie 8/5
89. Lord Sauron 7/15
90. Maginot Line 3/14
91. Manfred von Richthofen 3/8
92. Manhattan Engineering District 7/13
93. Martin Van Buren 8/12
94. MC Hammer 7/18
95. The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment 3/9
96. Man uncyclopedia 3/26
97. Martina Hingis 7/13
98. Metal Gear Solid 3/26
99. Michael Bay 4/8
100. Misquoting Jesus 7/17
101. Moses 4/28
102. Napoleon Bonaparte 3/20
103. NASA x3 6/18 7/20 10/4
104. Neuroipods 3/24
105. New Hampshire Merchant Cat 7/17
106. Number 9/18
107. Oscar the Grouch 7/11
108. Old McDonald 3/8
109. One Out of Ten Doctors 3/10
110. "Paul is dead" hoax 6/29
111. Pie Chart x3 3/14 5/6 7/21
112. Physics Act of 1707 3/14
113. Phonics 3/24
114. Playstation 4 4/28
115. Pond Whales 7/21
116. Pontius Pilate 3/25
117. Pot v. Kettle 3/25
118. Pripyat River 8/4
119. Public service announcement 7/19
120. Richard M. Stallman 7/24
121. Robot 7/31
122. Rough Pubs 3/11
123. Scatomancy 4/8
124. Self-toasting bread 3/25
125. Separation Issues 8/4
126. Slate industry in Wales 3/25
127. Snopes 7/17
128. Spanish Inquisition (TV show) 3/25
129. Star Wars x3 5/12 6/18 8/5
130. Status Quo 4/9
131. St. Peter's Basilica x2 3/23 6/18
132. The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships 4/8
133. Taft Punk 6/30
134. Teletubbies 8/4
135. The Importance of Being Earnest 10/11
136. Thou 3/13
137. Time Cubicle 7/16
138. Toaster 3/16
139. Trogdor the Burninator 7/15
140. Two Humps 7/27
141. UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect 3/12
142. UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary 7/21
143. UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman 3/15
144. UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic 3/20
145. UnBooks:Mr. Beluncle 7/31
146. UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk 7/12
147. UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman 3/23
148. UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) 7/19
149. UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire 4/9
150. UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. 3/26
151. UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury 3/13
152. UnNews:2008: Year in Review 7/24
153. UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy" 8/6
154. UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave 3/15
155. UnNews:Area 51 opened to public 7/27
156. UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects 7/28
157. UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl 3/20
158. UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water 7/10
159. UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears 7/11
160. UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed 3/23
161. UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes 4/8
162. UnNews:Man wakes up 3/26
163. UnNews:My son makes the play of the game 3/24
164. UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard 3/8
165. UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones 3/13
166. UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table 6/25
167. UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop 3/8
168. UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading 7/14
169. UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond 7/20
170. UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It 4/9
171. UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album 3/10
172. UnScripts:All Mixed Up 7/12
173. UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden 9/29
174. UnScripts:Song of the South 3/20
175. Volcano 7/31
176. Wall Street Crash of 1929 x3 3/25 7/7 9/26
177. War of 1812 6/18
178. What Would Jesus Do? 3/21
179. Why?:Collapse Space-Time 3/11
180. Why?:Destroy the Rainforest 3/11
181. Why?:Do a Pee Review 3/13
182. Why?:Save the mooses? 3/25
183. Why?:Take Your Fish To Work 3/23
184. Why?:Use a wooden condom 3/31
185. You have two cows 7/14
186. You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson 10/14

wilde

• oscar wilde days: 3/8 and 7/8 (need to do 11/8)

keepers

Sex Day (not Belgium)

• 45 AD - Julius Caesar decides to invade the United States, but is hampered by the non-existence of the US at the time, and his untimely death 101 years previously.
• 387 St. Patrick: "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking isle!"
• 1926 - Al Capone decided to have a cheese and baloney sandwich for breakfast. Unbeknownst to him, this event would eventually culminate in the following year's St. Valentine's Day massacre.
• 1931 - Nevada legalizes gambling whilst having sex.
• 1848 - A senator is beaten and hung for suggesting equal rights for homosexuals. Just one example of how good the days of conservative family values were.
• 1912 - A biochemist by the name of George Brehanns declares that chewing ruled paper during your childs infancy increases the likelihood that he or she will be a writer.
• 1998 - Jenna Jameson beats off stiff competition to take an Oscar for her part in 7-Up.