User:Gerrycheevers/anni

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

progress[edit | edit source]

|------------------------------------------||------o-------------------------------------------------O-------------------------------------------------o--------------------------------------------------|

anniversaries done (80)[edit | edit source]

march (20/31)[edit | edit source]

3/6 3/7 3/8 3/9 3/10 3/11 3/12 3/13 3/14 3/15
3/16 3/17 3/20 3/21 3/22 3/23 3/24 3/25 3/26 3/31

april (5/30)[edit | edit source]

4/1 4/8 4/9
4/28 4/29

may (5/31)[edit | edit source]

5/5 5/6 5/7 5/9 5/12

june (5/30)[edit | edit source]

6/18 6/20 6/25 6/29 6/30

july (26/31)[edit | edit source]

7/1 7/2 7/3 7/7 7/8 7/9 7/10 7/11 7/12 7/13 7/14
7/15 7/16 7/17 7/18 7/19 7/20 7/21 7/22 7/23 7/24 7/27 7/28 7/29 7/30 7/31

august (13/31)[edit | edit source]

8/1 8/2 8/4 8/5 8/6 8/7 8/8 8/9 8/10 8/11 8/12 8/21 8/22

september (4/30)[edit | edit source]

9/18 9/26 9/27 9/29

october (2/31)[edit | edit source]

10/4 10/11

feature links[edit | edit source]

2005200620072008200920102011201220132014

features that have been mentioned in the anniversaries[edit | edit source]

  1. 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York 9/26
  2. 1993 9/26
  3. 4'33" 3/15
  4. Adobe Potatochop 3/11
  5. Air guitar 10/4
  6. Alaska 4/28
  7. Alfred Hitchcock 9/26
  8. Anime 7/20
  9. Austria-Hungary 3/21
  10. Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition 9/29
  11. Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 4/9
  12. Baldrick 8/1
  13. Banned from the Internet 7/28
  14. Barrel Clown 6/25
  15. Battle of Gettysburg x2 7/1
  16. Billy Graham 5/8
  17. Blackbeard Catering Company 7/17
  18. Bon-bons 4/28
  19. Cactus 7/12
  20. Calvin and Hobbes 6/29
  21. Chuck Norris 3/23
  22. Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant) 8/4
  23. Christmas Number Ones 7/14
  24. civil War 7/17
  25. Classy 3/10
  26. Conceptual Art 7/3
  27. Conservapedia 4/8
  28. Creepy 7/24
  29. The Daily Show 3/12
  30. Dark Ages 7/17
  31. Dead Nigger Storage 3/9
  32. Dear John letter 4/29
  33. Dictation 3/21
  34. Do NOT click any links! 9/29
  35. Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice 3/26
  36. Douche 5/7
  37. Down with this sort of thing! 9/26
  38. Dragon Warrior 7/15
  39. Dude 3/11
  40. Easter Bunny 3/11
  41. Enid Blyton 3/23
  42. EPIC FAIL! 2x 3/11 7/15
  43. Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them 7/15
  44. Erraticus 3/23
  45. Escher 6/25
  46. Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor 3/9
  47. The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version) 8/2
  48. Ferdinand von Zeppelin 3/10
  49. Fish Puns 3/22
  50. Flying Spaghetti Monster 9/26
  51. Fourth Wall 7/13
  52. France x8 3/20 4/9 5/5 5/7 5/8 7/19 7/21 9/27
  53. Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle 3/15
  54. Gay Pride 8/6
  55. Gemini 7/31
  56. Gerry Cheevers 7/1
  57. God 9/29
  58. Godzilla 7/16
  59. Goldfish 3/22
  60. Great Britain 5/5
  61. Hays Code 7/17
  62. Hell 9/18
  63. Holocaust denial denial 3/13
  64. Hot indiscriminate sex 7/16
  65. HowTo:Be a Gangsta 3/9
  66. HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days 7/24
  67. HowTo:Be pretentious 4/9
  68. HowTo:Fix the Economy 3/10
  69. HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man 3/9
  70. HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia XXX
  71. HowTo:Play the Skin Flute 3/21
  72. HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd 7/27
  73. HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion 3/11
  74. HowTo:Write the Great American Novel 8/6
  75. Hyperdrinking 3/10
  76. Hypocrites 3/9
  77. Idiotic Table of the Elements 7/16
  78. Insomnia 6/25
  79. Interpretive Death 7/11
  80. Jackson Pollock 3/24
  81. James Bond (character) 7/15
  82. Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? 3/21
  83. Jimmy the Cowboy 7/18
  84. Jingo 7/31
  85. Kitchen Sink x2 3/21 9/26
  86. Kitten huffing 4/8
  87. Kitty porn 3/24
  88. Little Orphan Annie 8/5
  89. Lord Sauron 7/15
  90. Maginot Line 3/14
  91. Manfred von Richthofen 3/8
  92. Manhattan Engineering District 7/13
  93. Martin Van Buren 8/12
  94. MC Hammer 7/18
  95. The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment 3/9
  96. Man uncyclopedia 3/26
  97. Martina Hingis 7/13
  98. Metal Gear Solid 3/26
  99. Michael Bay 4/8
  100. Misquoting Jesus 7/17
  101. Moses 4/28
  102. Napoleon Bonaparte 3/20
  103. NASA x3 6/18 7/20 10/4
  104. Neuroipods 3/24
  105. New Hampshire Merchant Cat 7/17
  106. Number 9/18
  107. Oscar the Grouch 7/11
  108. Old McDonald 3/8
  109. One Out of Ten Doctors 3/10
  110. "Paul is dead" hoax 6/29
  111. Pie Chart x3 3/14 5/6 7/21
  112. Physics Act of 1707 3/14
  113. Phonics 3/24
  114. Playstation 4 4/28
  115. Pond Whales 7/21
  116. Pontius Pilate 3/25
  117. Pot v. Kettle 3/25
  118. Pripyat River 8/4
  119. Public service announcement 7/19
  120. Richard M. Stallman 7/24
  121. Robot 7/31
  122. Rough Pubs 3/11
  123. Scatomancy 4/8
  124. Self-toasting bread 3/25
  125. Separation Issues 8/4
  126. Slate industry in Wales 3/25
  127. Snopes 7/17
  128. Spanish Inquisition (TV show) 3/25
  129. Star Wars x3 5/12 6/18 8/5
  130. Status Quo 4/9
  131. St. Peter's Basilica x2 3/23 6/18
  132. The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships 4/8
  133. Taft Punk 6/30
  134. Teletubbies 8/4
  135. The Importance of Being Earnest 10/11
  136. Thou 3/13
  137. Time Cubicle 7/16
  138. Toaster 3/16
  139. Trogdor the Burninator 7/15
  140. Two Humps 7/27
  141. UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect 3/12
  142. UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary 7/21
  143. UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman 3/15
  144. UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic 3/20
  145. UnBooks:Mr. Beluncle 7/31
  146. UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk 7/12
  147. UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman 3/23
  148. UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) 7/19
  149. UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire 4/9
  150. UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. 3/26
  151. UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury 3/13
  152. UnNews:2008: Year in Review 7/24
  153. UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy" 8/6
  154. UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave 3/15
  155. UnNews:Area 51 opened to public 7/27
  156. UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects 7/28
  157. UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl 3/20
  158. UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water 7/10
  159. UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears 7/11
  160. UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed 3/23
  161. UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes 4/8
  162. UnNews:Man wakes up 3/26
  163. UnNews:My son makes the play of the game 3/24
  164. UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard 3/8
  165. UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones 3/13
  166. UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table 6/25
  167. UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop 3/8
  168. UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading 7/14
  169. UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond 7/20
  170. UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It 4/9
  171. UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album 3/10
  172. UnScripts:All Mixed Up 7/12
  173. UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden 9/29
  174. UnScripts:Song of the South 3/20
  175. Volcano 7/31
  176. Wall Street Crash of 1929 x3 3/25 7/7 9/26
  177. War of 1812 6/18
  178. What Would Jesus Do? 3/21
  179. Why?:Collapse Space-Time 3/11
  180. Why?:Destroy the Rainforest 3/11
  181. Why?:Do a Pee Review 3/13
  182. Why?:Save the mooses? 3/25
  183. Why?:Take Your Fish To Work 3/23
  184. Why?:Use a wooden condom 3/31
  185. You have two cows 7/14
  186. You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson 10/14

wilde[edit | edit source]

  • oscar wilde days: 3/8 and 7/8 (need to do 11/8)

keepers[edit | edit source]

Sex Day (not Belgium)

  • 45 AD - Julius Caesar decides to invade the United States, but is hampered by the non-existence of the US at the time, and his untimely death 101 years previously.
  • 387 St. Patrick: "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking isle!"
  • 1926 - Al Capone decided to have a cheese and baloney sandwich for breakfast. Unbeknownst to him, this event would eventually culminate in the following year's St. Valentine's Day massacre.
  • 1931 - Nevada legalizes gambling whilst having sex.
  • 1848 - A senator is beaten and hung for suggesting equal rights for homosexuals. Just one example of how good the days of conservative family values were.
  • 1912 - A biochemist by the name of George Brehanns declares that chewing ruled paper during your childs infancy increases the likelihood that he or she will be a writer.
  • 1998 - Jenna Jameson beats off stiff competition to take an Oscar for her part in 7-Up.