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VFD-padlock.png Big Norman

Score: -2
Keep (3)
  1. Made me laugh. And it seems like an interesting twist on a maths page, and references real world information I also found interesting. So gonna have to vote keep on this one (and then there's the duck). Aleister 12:49 27-5-'11
  2. Keep What the fuck is the point in deleting this? How does this benefit the site? mAttlobster. (hello) 00:05, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep I like it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:50, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One of those no-reason-to-exist-basically-unchanged-since-2005 articles. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:34, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:49, May 28

VFD-padlock.png Vandalism/example on wheels! Archives

Score: 1
Keep (7)
  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. I once spent an enjoyable hour or so looking through these archives. Some of them are really fun, and I've found lots of interesting images in there. A trip thru chaos is a trip through new sections of the brain. And taking them away as a group (I notice Lyrithya, a.k.a. the sickle, didn't even suggest saving one or a few) seems like just another needless huffing. Aleister 20:37 25-5-'11
  2. Keep Get better computers. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:37, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Heyyyyyy I was going to read that. User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:31, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Steganography, that's why. Also, vandalism is not identical to chaos. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:44, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Exploding-head.gif --Wanna see a magic trick? 22:44, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Per Aleister. This stuff is part of our history. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 00:29 May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg BUTT POOP!!!! keep. per 5+ established users voting to keep it and some attempt to clean up said articles. --Mn-z 11:46, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (8)
  1. Maybe it was for lack of looking, but I really can't figure out why we actually keep these archives. I could, however, find a reason why not to... they have this tendency to accumulate categories and templates that they really shouldn't be in or have, ones, for instance, that mess up DPL such as the feature system... these should not be showing up as featured articles, and yet some of them do. Now, we could just removed those and all other offending templates and categories, but what, I ask of you, would be the point, when as a whole they have no redeeming value in the first place. Do they? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:32, 25 May 2011
  2. Preserving the history of chaos implies order. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:57, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Useless as all get-out (no archive page is any more amusing than looking at the current page; it's all vandalism taken to the extreme) and prone to cause technical errors. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 09:01 May 25, 2011
  4. As per Lobster giving the best reason to delete I've ever heard. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:16, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
    • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per being literally unloadable on low-end machines and messing up the rest of the site. --Mn-z 10:31, May 25, 2011 (UTC) vote change. --Mn-z 11:46, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. UUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH *lets loose a mammoth wave of a diarrhea* --Roman Dog Bird 23:48, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:26, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Delete with extreme prejudice. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:31, 28 May 2011
    When does the unwritten "five established users = keep" rule come in? Lots of people like these pages. Aleister 3:37 28-5-'11
  8. If it's screwing stuff up get rid of it. Jackofspades.png (talk) 08:24, 28 May 2011
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Strong comment. Yo, keepers: got any suggestions to make these pages stop popping up in categories where they shouldn't be, such as Category:Featured? Kind of a big deal, and since you're voting to keep these piles of shit, figured you might have some suggestions. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:51 May 26, 2011
    • Couldn't someone remove the offending categories and category-adding templates? I volunteer someone who wants to keep these articles, since I don't feel like going through the mess of code. Hence my delete vote. --Mn-z 22:39, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
      • Symbol comment vote.svg Fixed. Removed inappropriate "featured categorizations. I do have to admit we will need a maximum number of these things. Perhaps delete every archive above 10 is a good compromise.--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:32, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
        • What about the other categories? We use the things to sort stuff, you know. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:26, 27 May 2011
          • Most of the time the other categories are "not Safe For Work", which often applies. As for the odd random miscategorization, well if you think vandalism/example on wheels is a U.S. President or a type of candy and you click on the link in the category page you deserve what you get an learn a valuable lesson in not being stupid. If you're using categories to systematically check out every article in that category... why? If you still have problems with miscategorization on any particular page please tell me what the problem is and I will rectify it. For example if you see a page with the category "Nazis" and don't believe it's and appropriate categorization I WILL FUCKING ADD NAZIS UNTIL NAZI CONTENT IS ADEQUATE! --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:26, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. You could always nominate the pages for feature. That would solve the problem. In either case, just give me a few more weeks. By then I'll have cracked the code. User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:56, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • Abstain I really don't like voting for something dealing with 20 or so articles.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:32, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • Six established users want these keeped, two of us with strong keeps. It's my understanding that one of the new "rules" is a five established users rule, the five eu trump hundreds of "deletes". This looks like it's already a Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. And some of the problems have alredy been fixed, just tell us how to fix the rest. Aleister 11:02 28-5-'11
  • Kept I'm going to semi-protect them all also, which should cut down on the... Um. Vandalism. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:02, May 28

Weebl and Bob

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. To quote a pair of people who randomly randomized the page "HEY YALL THIS AINT FUNNY I agree". Well said, vandalizing morons, well said. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:42, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ehh?--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:53, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I really, really, want to delete something right now. But I guess I'll just settle for putting a delete vote on a rather bad article. Bugger... *skulks off* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:21, 27 May 2011
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! You know, I'm starting to think Uncyc really shouldn't have parody articles about things that are already parodies. I haven't seen a single one that was worth keeping. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:25 May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 08:27, 28 May 2011
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HowTo:Make a template

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Not funny, redundant with various help pages, poorly written, etc. And it's just {{ugly}}. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:47, 27 May 2011
  2. Agreed with Lyrithya Scary I know--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:52, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. When I first saw this page I thought it was one of those meta-ish pages that tries and fails to be funny. Well, this page just has a kind of echo of what tried to be funny but got swept under the rug. The closest thing to jokes now is the unfunny headings. The rest, well, it's serious but you can't take it seriously because it's so poorly written and formatted. Havig said that, Symbol delete vote.svg put it out of its misery. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:59, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:52, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yeah No. Jackofspades.png (talk) 08:22, 28 May 2011
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George P. Burdell

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. It's just boring... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:55, 25 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:41, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terrible, just terrible.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:27, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Uh Jackofspades.png (talk) 08:25, 28 May 2011
Comments
  • I think the Wikipedia article is funnier. --Sloublues 00:04, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Led Zeppelin IV

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article annoys the hell out of me. The first section is random. The second is incessantly grating faux Shakespearian dialougue. After that there's a lot of song parodies with word replacements that are either random or you basic adolescent genital based humor. If anyone finds a decent song parody in the list do us a favor and copy it the its own Untunes page the DELETE THIS CRAPSACK ARTICLE.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:19, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As much as I love Led Zeppelin, I couldn't stand reading this article. Delete it and maybe someone can make a better version of this.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:21, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. wurp de burp, derp a herp --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 06:23, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. (Per the Count) Just WOW. I'll tell you what I mean. I looked at the page, didn't read much, read a line of two going down, schrooled onto the song lyrics which had some good ones and bad ones in a quick read, so I came to one I know the words to "Piano Man", and told myself "I'll judge the whole page on 'Piano Man'. Read it, and WOW. The lyrics are either amazing poetry metaphor and at some points genius, or I'm too high to know crap when I see it. I'm gonna copy those lyrics and put them on my catch-all page. Aleister 1:35-5-'11
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Morbul

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A cocktail recipe with pathetic attempts at being awesome. Empty calories and no buzz. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:24, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More like cocksucker recipe. Although that would have more humor than this article.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:30, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Er... sure. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:19, 27 May 2011
  4. Delete MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:32, May 27
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Christ-o-phobia

Score: 7
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's pretty bad. --EMC [TALK] 06:48 May 26 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yup, it's pretty bad. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:49 May 26, 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sorry cat, I have to agree here. User:Mrthejazz/sig 06:50, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I was waiting for this. But yes, it`s pretty bad. Does this have nothing to do with my scele-thing? Muahahaha. And, dr., thank you from my block. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 07:40, 26 May, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Take it to Illogicopedia. --Scofield & Friends 10:12, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Uncyc-cruft. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:45, 26 May 2011
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uh, no.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:26, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
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Dialect

Score: 4
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Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. covers the same subject as Dalek, only epically worse. --Mn-z 00:32, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete La exterminate. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:36, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Pathetic I want those last few minutes of my life back!--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:28, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Ahahaha no. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:18, 27 May 2011
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Jennifer Lopez

Score: 3
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Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random cheap shots with little to no basis in reality. --Scofield & Friends 08:16, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I fail to see humor in this.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:46, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. The cat hates this. And her. And American Idol. And the people of American who didn`t vote for James Durbin. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:06, 26 May, 2011 (UTC)
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Lo Pan

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So... he's in a rock band? That's the joke? LAME. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:40, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The joke is so more subtle CofMc, you didn't get it? Me neither. Talk Mattsnow 05:09, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I'm impressed. This is really terrible. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:00, 26 May 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who came up with the idea of bunching the quotes at the top of an article? I think it was <insert name here> and I will be watching for more evidence, <insert name here>. -&---K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:56, May 26, 2011 (UTC) P.S. the picture is cute even though makes no sense.
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Albel Nox

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terrible development, hardly describes the character. The entire article is an exercise in seeing how many variations the author could find on "He's ghey LOL!". Would have been better if the only content was "He's ghey LOL!" so I could QVFD it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:04, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What the fuck is this? A I too old to know that character? (I am an old shit that was alive when FF7 came out) Anyways trash that shit for god's sake! Talk Mattsnow 05:39, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My eyes burn...--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:52, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Cute character. Article... not so much. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:01, 26 May 2011
  5. I like japanese things, except this article. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:08, 26 May, 2011 (UTC)
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Patrocinio Paulista

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My small town is such a craphole chapter 598: Brazillian edition. Terrible grammar does not help. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:01, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terrible grammar and a list full of unfunny stuff.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:20, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's so bad it's almost funny. I'm now allergic to swearing. Uncy really cured me of ED. Talk Mattsnow 01:21, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
    1. Most people use Viagra for that or some sort of suction device. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:46, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
      1. Erectile Dysfunction sure is hard to cure. Talk Mattsnow 11:13, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
        1. Fuck you, fucky fuckity fuck lick my fuck. Aleister 20:41 25-5-'11
  4. Not seeing a joke here. I see more of a joke above. Not a terribly relevant one, but whatever. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:57, 25 May 2011
  5. Infinity symbol.jpg Infinity and beyond . . . - LMAO but then again, I am from there, and know all the people, and boy it is spot on, but this is the English language U for the USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, I am tired of those Brazilians pushing their southern humor on us. Burn it --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:34, May 26, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Please, dear god, Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 04:12, 26 May 2011 (UTC)
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Creator of Mosquitos

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The fuck does this have to do with anything? It's a full on ramble. It's also full of broken external links. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:55, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. boon.gifSymbol delete vote.svg Delete.boon.gif Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:45, 24 May, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That dude has a long name; is that even possible.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:22, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:21, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is said in the article it is sporked from some website. I don't ever wanna go there. Talk Mattsnow 01:23, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Cauliflower ear

Score: -1
Keep (2)
  1. Not that bad Talk Mattsnow 09:32, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep. Medium sized, not random two months is a very short time for an article to go idle. The joke overall is predictable clumsily executed but not quite VFD level. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:36, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short, random, and hasnt been worked on since march this year. Plus its a disgrace to the delicious veggie.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:50, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:31, May 24
    • As per directly below. Slow down, hot shot. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:33, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
      • Pah! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:25, May 25

VFD-padlock.png This town needs an enema!

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. As a redirect? IDK butt my third eye feels wide open. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:01, 23 May 2011
  2. weak keep.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:13, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. weak keep because Zana said butt. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:22, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Makes more sense after clicking on the links. It tells a story of a clown who wants to give the town an enema, then the town magicly is gone, and the clown is left wondering why the town is gone. A wonderful story, like a fairy tale. Profound logic intertwined with pathos. "Where did it go?" is man's lament through the centuries. Pity the poor fool. Huh? Aleister 13:54 24-5-'11
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg It's enema time! My butt hurts... --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:06, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Nil content based on an unfunny pun, yet still seems three times as long as it should be. Plus, the title is incredibly obscure, and if no one has the reason to look for it, then it should basically have no reason to exist. I would normally forgo that reason if the content was namespace or absolutely hilarious, but, y'know, "nil content based on an unfunny pun." --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:31, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:59, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Aye... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:56, 22 May 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:03, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. When this thing came here, I was thinking that does this have any secret jokes or something that I don`t just understand. I didn`t took it to QFVD. But now, here, I shall say gently and silent DIE!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:12, 24 May, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete. --Black Flamingo 20:36, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. To be sure, this article is lacking in pedophilia. For that I apologize. Perhaps the subject of a good clown-on-clown colonic cleansing hits a little too close to home. I thought it was a timely subject, but if this is really the best use of your time, as a "professional", I say go for it. Just to quote someone whose comedic opinion I truly cherish, "small penis". With fiends like these, who needs, well, you've already had your fill of unfunny butt puns, so I'll leave it at that. - Imrealized ...hmm? 00:26, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
    I'll be blunt and just say I like your other stuff better. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:53, 23 May 2011
    Taint no thing. I just thought it might be up someone's alley. It's all good in the end. - Imrealized ...hmm? 02:57, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept For my sins... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:23, May 25

Anti-Sheen

Score: 4
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  1. weak keep Not a gem at all, but not that crappy, thinks I Talk Mattsnow 03:32, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Almost as bad as Sheen Wars below but since it exists primarily as a support article to Sheen Wars they should meet their fate together. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:34, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. First Anti-Grue, now this? What's next, an article about Neehs? (Sheen spelled backwards, similiar to Eurg, which is grue spelled backwards). Plus, unlike Anti-Grue, this is not funny.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:18, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:09, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Hahaha, no. --Black Flamingo 20:40, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. ... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:38, 25 May 2011
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VFD-padlock.png Medical decapitation

Score: -3
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  1. Eh, some rather good content here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:42, 24 May 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Makes sense to me. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:12, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:42, May 24
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Off with their heads. Aleister 13:45 24-5-'11
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:41, 24 May 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ????? --- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:43, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I haven't a clue what this article is attempting to say. I doubt it does either. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:31, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept This can stay. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:28, May 24
    • Override, as per the recent "minimum of 24 hours for all nominations" rule. Wait for the letters to go red. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:30, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
      • I thought that was only when deleting an article. If it's clearly a keep what's the issue? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:33, May 24
        • 0 isn't exactly a clear keep. It could only take 3 more users to put this into deletion territory. For balancedness, best to wait 24 hours for everything. Unless it's a clearly illegal nomination with -10. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:35, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
          • Dude, I did read it myself. Just did not bother to vote before. I sometimes do that on VFD. It's -1 now. I would rather get stuff off VFD if it's not going to be deleted sooner rather than later. Maybe I should read the forum about this, though I can't find it right now. If anyone has a link to it, I would be grateful. I would assume that the 24 hour thing was more to stop articles getting deleted too fast, rather than this kinda thing, but it's all good... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:42, May 24
            • This. In there somewhere. Something about fairness and ensuring people get a chance to vote, and stuff. Patience, mon... sometimes a slew of whatevers come in later, less likely with an article like this, but general sense there are articles where that can be important, and consistency avoids double standards, which are so passé. Sa quibble. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 11:13, 24 May 2011
              • And the 24-hour rule gives people a chance to read pages which they may have missed, some of which are pretty interesting. Lyrithya noms some with VFH potential, and that's a valuable service. Aleister 13:47 24-5-'11
  • Really kept now. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:41, 24 May 2011

Hacker

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is both stupid and badly made. --Mimo&maxus 16:18, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed with mimo. Just reading this makes me want to commit suicide.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:23, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Half arsed, random rubbish of no value to man or beast. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:32, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I agree with Mimo. Talk Mattsnow 09:34, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Black mark

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Has a unfunny list, too random, full of cruft, and claims to be racist.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:54, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nadgers. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:24, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cosmic powercruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:40, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:17, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Blatant Crap

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap indeed.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:51, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fischer Price already has this slot. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:19, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We already have Vandalism/example on wheels! --Scofield & Friends 09:18, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Olympic Airlines

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An airline with space shuttles and fighter jets, and has additional flights to Venus? Sounds like someone was smoking something heavy. And it's F-18 Hornets, not F-40! Sheesh.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:50, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Ahh... never though I would say something like that for a greek article but... this sucks. --Mimo&maxus 16:14, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The chances of this happening are about as close as Greece repaying its debts. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:17, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. BALEETE Talk Mattsnow 09:30, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Sheen Wars

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Losing. By late 2002 Ming the Merciless was assassinated as predicted, not by the followers of Jake and Elwood Blues, but by the followers of a secret religious cult. The sect of "Boogoodoogooloogoodoogoo" worship a giant pink rabbit, and hold midnight ceremonies according to the phases of the moon. Shit just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:28, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:22, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uh, no.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:14, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Blah blah yadda yadda. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:12, 24 May 2011
  5. UN:N --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:24, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.A waste of everyone's time and space. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:08, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Ching Chong Island

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Absolute rubbish. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:22, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rubbish is absolute. Talk Mattsnow 03:45, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:54, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Complete absolute rubbish.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:04, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I'd say I've cleaned out better things from between my toes, but I really haven't. At least, not that I can think of. But that's not the point. Not that it has much more of one... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:04, 24 May 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:03, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Kjelsås

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.This money Elvis' parents used to make an operation on Elvis so he could sing nice. Because Elvis sung all the time and he sung like horsecock. The rich investor did experiments on Kjelsås, but the experiments went fatally wrong, and everyone in Kjelsås turned into cows. But he made it good again and sold Kjelsås to a computer company in 1976 called Blizzard. It just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:46, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I managed to read it all. Hardcore brains. Talk Mattsnow 03:29, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. *vomits blood after reading this*--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:07, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nul points..Harald Hardraada, Edvard Munch, Henrik Ibsen, Vidkun Quisling, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, A-Ha, Anni-Frid "Frida" Lyngstad from Abba..this town took a hell of a beating...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:15, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Geminifilia

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Undeveloped, stupid and a little creepy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:08, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Not good. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:57, 22 May 201
  3. At all. Talk Mattsnow 01:45, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Kill Seriously, what the hell?--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:05, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Tuxedo

Score: -2
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  1. Keep. Not too bad, a daft little article...--Sycamore (Talk) 18:35, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep Smart. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:15, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Weak Keep Even though I hate penguin killing--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:12, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny 2006 stub --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:44, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:40, May 23

1940s

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article, short and bad, made in 2005 and showing its age. Don't feel worried that you might destroy some longstanding set of decade articles. There's only four entries in the decades category. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:45, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. oh man --Roman Dog Bird 05:51, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Vigilance. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:54, 22 May 2011
  4. X_X --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:51, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:11, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Why?:Being a pimp is a big responsibility

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's alright. Lackluster, but not worth deleting. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass.
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It was a Featured Why? article, so it probably should be kept for hysterical historical purposes. Aleister 22:18 20-5-'11
  3. Keep. Per above.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:11, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep. It just needs a good touch up.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:04, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Fo Sho ~Formerly Annoying Crap 12:47, 23 May 2011
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  1. When you're assigned a title in the Happy Monkey competition, it's expected that your jokes are going to be a little forced. But this is just all force and no funny. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:30, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Sad Delete This could have had so much potential.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 16:35, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The broken English is really not well done at all and the flow of the article is mostly "lol random", jumping from one place to another without even stopping to make a joke. By the time it's over you're just wondering what the hell you just read. It's really not any better than stuff that gets ICU'd every day. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:21 May 22, 2011
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  • Being a featured Why? means almost as much as having Satan Approve the article. The presence of a template does not suddenly boost an article into redeemability. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:06, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 13:56, 23 May 2011

VFD-padlock.png Knife

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  1. Keep. Weaker stuff, but a few amusing lines, and a good starting point as is at the moment.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:09, May 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. KEEP First paragraph is good. Some of the ideas in the list are good but need slapping. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:56, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This is just bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:27, 18 May 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Agreed. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:34 May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Big Poopy Kill it.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:41, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:13, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 13:54, 23 May 2011

The Warmoth

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is probably vanity. I can't find any analogous character on wikipedia or the web in general. It's also a long rambling epic of unfunny attempts to sound AVV3$UM!!! It just comes off as self indulgent and crufty. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:06, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My guess this is some on-line game character adopted by the author. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:46, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Red Links? I HATE RED LINKS *attempts to control anger*. Also, the writing of the plot was not well done, and there's a list.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:08, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Poor attempt at a spork, apparently. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:52, 22 May 2011
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Babel:Fr/Québec

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  1. Not that I dislike French at all, but what is this doing on English Uncy? Talk Mattsnow 16:20, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Parlez-vous Merde? Oui!--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:52, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Couldn't understand a God damn word here. Maybe if it was translated into English my vote may change as well (probaly not).--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:11, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Since there is a French Uncyclopedia... well, not sure what purpose keeping this serves. For anyone who speaks french, telling them might be an option, but... eh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:31, 22 May 2011
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  • I went to the French Uncy and they already have an article on Quebec, better than this one. (I speak french btw) Talk Mattsnow 01:09, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • If this gets deleted, I'll update the related template. Talk Mattsnow 16:20, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg La toilette? Je ne parle pas francais. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:59 May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Never Talk to Strangers

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  1. OK, this nom has a large back story. It all started a while ago when I came across this. It was an article about the Monster House film and, as you can see, it sucked. I took it upon myself to rewrite it immediately and soon turned it into this, the present day version. Later, I decided to check out the article history. Turns out that the article was made by a Mr Goodbar who's last edit is dated 17th August 2007 - just 12 days after his first. The only edit on his contributions list outside of Monster House was something called Never Talk to Strangers. Never Talk to Strangers was created two months before Monster House by someone named ?. ? stopped editing on the 30th of June, 2007. Putting aside the suspicious connection between ? and Mr Goodbar, it seems that the old Monster House is mainly a copycat of Never Talk to Strangers. Both the articles have Mr Bean as the movie producer, have a similar shitty MSPaint-made poster (ask Lyrithya, he/she deleted one of them!), etc. Since I don't have the time or money to fix up Never Talk to Strangers, I have realised that its true home is here.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 13:20, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It doesn't use its own images, but images from Meet the Robisons, too listy, and it's poorly written.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:00, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I'd have settled for 'it's bad'. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:37, 21 May 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicA's investigation is worthy of an UnSherlock Holmes award. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:55, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
    Damn right he is.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:05, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
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One Eyed Willy

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 13:25, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is funny how?--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:56, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too random. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:01, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Blah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:04, 21 May 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Pubescent literary squeezings. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:59, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
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Admin Smackdowns

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#Save. But for sure it should be taken out of main space by adding "Uncyclopedia:" in front of it, it's basically an inside uncy page. As for its merits, just historical, these are actual admins smackin' down in 2006 which has to be worth something on the side of historical merit. Aleister 21:15 Judgement Day. A few minutes later on Judgement Day: Never mind, I didn't look at the history. This page was written by one-eyed Jack, and not by all the admins mentioned.

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  1. This is an unfunny, listy, poorly written article from 2006. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 19:11, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. IMMA STICK MAH DICK IN YO ASS! DON'T DO DAT AGAIN HONKY!!!!!!! i don't get it --Roman Dog Bird 19:47, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. As much as I'd like to smack a few admins... actually, why not? *wanders off to smack some admins* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:04, 21 May 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. List gunk. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:48, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Move into OEJ's namespace. Seems just like a quote bin of his favorite banning messages. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:50, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I've seen better humor in an elephant's ass.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:09, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 09:46, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Australian Liberal Party

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  1. Keep UnNews mAttlobster. (hello) 09:55, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nonsense --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 09:38, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Invalid nom, archived UnNews. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:05, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

peckham

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Totally standard "my town is such a craphole article" with all the usual cookie cutter clichés. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:29, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete I really want to make it policy that articles of this nature are vanity, so it's OK to shoot them on sight.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 06:21, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A Pisspouri. Fails to mention Peckham Water or the Nelson Mandela Tower. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:45, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Gangsta? It's a bad city article, so it's a prime candidate for Burnination if there ever was one. Also Gangsta? Such a word has no place in any article on Uncyclopedia, except maybe that one on hippity-hoppity music. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:24 May 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:15, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Complete poop--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:38, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
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Cyrax

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  1. Smite lightning.svg Smite. A mixture of fancruft and ED-like randomness. This page is annoying. No seriously, this page is annoying. No seriously this page is Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG A Splode. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 11:08 May 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:19, May 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.“Do this quickly, get it over with, and get out. ”--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:54, May 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I say delete No seriously, I say delete!~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] No seriously, ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 06:22, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's one of those all too common crap articles here that plough straight into their spiel without bothering to provide any explanation or clue to what they are on about. This is just another sad example. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:41, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. In the best interests of democracy I would like to point out a certain IP that has an intense desire to keep this. I don't know if he's actually going to register an account or not, but I think it's only fair that I let everyone know that least one person wants to see this kept. Even if he's not making his vote count. >_> -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:11 May 20, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:"Timetravel is possible-just look at Hitler" say Boffins

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  1. KEEP Generally, old UnNews isn't deleted however bad it is. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:18, May 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Lobster. Also, unlike the Ash's funeral one, this hasn't been inexplicably edited for four or so years. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:41, May 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This is just so terrible it's... er... I don't even know. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:03, 19 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete Well, I just, it, um, er... I have no idea. I actually thought I was looking at something I should QVFD, but I figured it's not quite that bad, then I saw the date on it. I don't really get the time travel logic, but D- or F+; what's the difference? It still sucks. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:49 May 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terrible articles should be hidden in shame, not in UnNews. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:57, May 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  5. Delete I don't know how you found this, exactly, and it does feel strange voting to delete an old UnNews, but I'ma do it anyway.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 06:23, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete This is pants. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:27, May 20
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VFD-padlock.png Tesco Territorial Army

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  1. Insert some sort of eloquent reason here. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:33, May 17
  2. Keep My local Tesco got firebombed in a riot recently. These guys are needed more than ever. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:37, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Insert some sort of eloquent reason here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:34, 16 May 2011
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  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Insert some sort of eloquent reason here. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:44 May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. No Tescos near where I live. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:28, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Sonnet 116

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  1. Still random, despite an ICU and some formatting, with original and rewrite on page. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:30, 16 May 2011
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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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  1. why do we have this --Roman Dog Bird 20:42, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Changed my mind. I tried reading it all the way through, both versions, it's just stupid in a trying to be nonstupid way. Aleister 21:51 18-5-'11
  3. Emmy is the only Ciericieangaijaiga worth a damn --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:19, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Bah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:31, 18 May 2011
  5. Humbug. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:11 May 19, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:16, May 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I reverted it back to the last edit by the original author. Maybe better, or at least removes the top twenty layers of random to find the core of random, which has some hope actually. Aleister 21:38 18-5-'11
  2. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:59, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Electrician

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  1. It's just unrelated connections that just don't work and random. Unless I'm seriously missing something here... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:12, 18 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Somebody get this author some Ritalin. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:46, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Disconnect immediately. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:13, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Never mind, I see that picture actually is in use on Please delete this page. Go ahead and disintegrate it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:57 May 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I see an image there that someone probably put a good amount of time into (that CGI lighting dude thingy). It's not on any other page and probably has no other use, but I hate to see it deleted... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:52 May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Water computer

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  1. It's a toilet surrounded by a whole lot of namedropping. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:26, 16 May 2011
  2. Agreed, and the IP who wrote it in 2005 isn't coming back to improve it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:01, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete I thought it might be fun and quirky. It wasn't fun and it wasn't quirky. So I leave disappointed. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:25, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Time to send this one to the shredder. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:44, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Threads of fate

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  1. I considered trying to remove all of the stupid, but there wasn't really anything left. Poor article, written by someone who just didn't like the game... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:33, 16 May 2011
  2. Delete MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:45, May 17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:23, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Where's the funny? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:18, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The writer has lost the funny thread here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:40, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Alness

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  1. I'M THE BADDEST HIP HOP MAN IN THE WORLD Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 02:03, Wednesday 18 May 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  2. niggerAFRICAN poop --Roman Dog Bird 02:59, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Headscratch.gif Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:24, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems to contain testicles nuts. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:11, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
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The gospel according to billy the 4.2th

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  1. What... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:20, 16 May 2011
  2. The problem with nonsense is that there's no clear distinction between good nonsense and bad nonsense. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:00, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. ?Pedia? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:40, May 17
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky War stories, so we meet again. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:26, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Who Wants to be a Bat?

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  1. If this is supposed to be satirising something, I don't know what. Mostly it just seems completely random. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:30, 16 May 2011
  2. Delete MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:43, May 17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg BUNK. Needs immediate debunking. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:41 May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:01, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --ChiefjusticePS2 15:33, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Ya Face

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  1. That's random. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:29, 16 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Forced wackiness. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:28, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Na. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:44, May 17
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg TERMINEX! It's a bug and it's in my face! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:34 May 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just trying a bit too hard to be strange. --ChiefjusticePS2 15:35, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
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The RZA

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  1. An attempt to spoof RSA, all this really does is say that it's hard and ramble. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:41, 16 May 2011
  2. FROM THE SLUMS OF SHAOLIN... --Roman Dog Bird 22:37, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. WU TANG KILLA BEES, WE ON A SWARM --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:00, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. NA MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:35, May 17
  5. DRUNK OR SOBER NEVER LOSE YOUR COMPOSURE Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 02:02, Wednesday 18 May 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
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The Secret Sayings Of Majestology

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  1. Gook. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:38, 16 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No need to get all racist now... --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:23, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't know what it is. Live with it. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:55, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its time has come. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:37, May 17
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The Rest Of The World XI

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  1. I can't tell if this is either be vanity, made up, or just plain stupid. Or maybe all of the above? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:37, 16 May 2011
  2. Kerkill Horrible. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:20, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Ginger.jpg --oh mah gawd 05:34, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:39, May 17
  5. Jarjarohno.jpeg OH NO!! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:39 May 18, 2011 (UTC)
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ICSS

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Unfunny, listy and stupid. As a former scout myself, I can understand the author's contempt for the subject. Still, it's completely nonsensical. According to the history, it somehow bypassed VFD in 2007. This thing is long overdue for incineration. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:44 May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Weak delete. It's bad, but it's arguably better than Boy Scouts of America, and part of me actually wants to delete that and redirect "Boy Scouts" to this... aw, fuck it, we don't have anything funny about boy scouts. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:59, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It's bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:37, 17 May 2011
  4. Delete MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:00, May 17
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  • The thing is, it's really hard to write any satire about a conservative organization that's existed since the dawn of time, and actually make it something we haven't heard a million times. The only thing I can think of is that the first Boy Scout handbooks used to say that masturbation was deadly, but I don't know if that would be original or not. Dare we include FACTS in Uncyclopedia??? Maybe truth really is stranger than fiction. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:45 May 17, 2011 (UTC)
    There are always ways to make things work. Some are just harder to find than others, and facts are often the hardest of all, simply because we do not think of using them. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:37, 17 May 2011

Songs that get stuck in your head

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  1. Unfunny intro followed by a list of song lyrics...? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:32, 16 May 2011
  2. We don't need this. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:54, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. DEATH. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 06:01, 17 May, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fuck this. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:54, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
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The funniest joke in the world

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  1. Okay. The joke is funny. The page, not so much. Also, didn't we delete another one of these not so long ago? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:19, 16 May 2011
  2. Much of this is just a shitty retelling of a classic Monte Python sketch. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:56, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Per the exaggeration. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:05, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. That's MONTY Hype, NOT MONTE. GAWD --Big Fat Head 22:41, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What was the point? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:56, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Forum:Village Dump (and subpages)

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  1. Symbol wtf vote.svg Eh? I can't tell if this is a joke nom or not... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:54 May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Not bad enough. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:00, 16 May 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per above. --Mn-z 21:06, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Zombiebaron --Wanna see a magic trick? 22:34, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep. I lost my keys there. Still haven't found 'em. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:36, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  6. It's a toilet surrounded by a whole lot of namedropping. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:00, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Keep 2005cruft. -- The Zombiebaron 04:52, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Keep MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:26, May 17
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  1. Full of unfunny, vanity, and it's certainly not an article. Don't know how this has existed for this long without being deleted, but better late than never. --EMC [TALK] 02:35 May 16 2011
  2. i set up a new accoutn for this – Preceding unsigned comment added by Nachalder (talk • contribs)
  3. Contributes nothing, is terribly unfunny, leads to nothing but bitterness. Replace permanently with BHOP. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:37, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Kerkill Pointless shit, let me tell you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:38, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Needs more images. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:07, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete The existential horror. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:15, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  7. completely useless --Ironic Hipster 22:44, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lists. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 23:24, 16 May 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. One of these days I'm going to nom QVFD, preferably right before I go on vacation to the middle of nowhere so that a week ban won't actually make any difference! >_> *shifty eyes* -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:57 May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept Penis. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:26, May 17

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Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I kind of like it. It needs some pictures and could maybe be a little more connected and less random with less red links. But overall I don't think it's worth dumping. I made a couple (very) minor edits. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:26, 14 May 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Same as above.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:39, May 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:28, May 17
Delete (3)
  1. It's very random. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:40, 14 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Decapitate This is a, dare I say it, "crumb-y" article. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 18:55, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One for the bird table. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:39, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:28, May 17

VFD-padlock.png Slipping on a Banana Peel

Score: -2
Keep (5)
  1. Keep. Weaker stuff, sure. But not really deletion worthy (some good starting points etc.). Bet in half an hour you could easily make a feature of this...--Sycamore (Talk) 21:37, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I agree. I don't think it's that bad. Needs expansion and I think maybe the end isn't quite done? But I like the pictures. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:34, 14 May 2011
  3. Sycamore exaggerates, but it's not terrible enough for me, especially now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:47, 15 May 2011
  4. Red check mark.svg Too bad there are two articles about the same joke though.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:56, May 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:11, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Pretty wretched. And especially unnecessary when we have Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart). Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:31, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Also, Banana skin joke --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:43, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! This article has reached its half-life, but it's still horribly radioactive. --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 18:52, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept before MrN can get to it. Nyeh! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:23, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Aweplosion

Score: 2
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Far from deletion worthy, if you ask me. --Scofield 16:07, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep? This is almost delete worthy if you ask me. Tag it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:19, May 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:10, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. The concept of this article is that explosions are cooler when you invert the colors in a picture of them. Enough said, I think. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:23, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Thanks for filling me in...I couldn't even figure out what the concept was. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:42, 14 May 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Za Warudo. 2005cruft written in 2008. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:55, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. It's redundant with itself. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:44, 15 May 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:43, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:23, May 17

VFD-padlock.png Brain Hemorrhage

Score: 1
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It wasn't that bad. I mean, it just needs to be cleaned up. It's either that, or this energy drink is going to my head!!! --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 21:17, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I agree. Yes it is kind of factual but it just needs cleanup. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 14:32, 15 May 2011
Delete (3)
  1. Actual facts about brain hemorrhages, told in an obnoxious way. Well, whoop-dee-fucking-doo. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:49, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. ...FACTS?! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:53, 13 May 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:44, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. It has a section on snakes but no Solid Snake!? What has this meme-ridden Interweb come to?! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 20:52 May 13, 2011 (UTC)
    Actually I can't seem to find the snakes now... I was going to write old Snakey into the article, but the section seems to have never existed....... Either I was looking at another article, or I experienced a Brain Hemorrhage. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:18 May 15, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept UN:N MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:21, May 17

VFD-padlock.png Lemon curry

Score: 0
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Lemon curry Lemon curry? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:29, 14 May 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's not the best, most original article ever, but it's not worth tossing in my opinion. Good for a few laughs. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 17:04, 15 May 2011
  3. Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:30, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Per TheSlyFox comment. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:14, May 17
  5. oh hell yeah --Roman Dog Bird 05:18, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Maybe ?pedia wants it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:42, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete."Brevity is the soul of wit." That what Shakespeare wrote once. He should have added "...so don't take a 30 second joke from Monty Python's Flying Circus and ream it our to 16 paragraphs, you tosser." --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:25, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Yeah, pretty much. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:42, 15 May 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:51, May 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:45, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. There is at least one good reason to keep this: it's at the top of Google's search results for "lemon curry." -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:56 May 16, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept This has been here long enough. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 05:20, May 17
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