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RAPE!

• 5472 • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 16:10 • Thursday, 8-04-2010
• 5473. Is this a Sequel? I call dibs being producer. - Brayds2006
• There are already 5474 producers, we don't need more! Joefoxon 11:28, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
• The 5475 bombs we lined up for the enemy caused three people to die. They were crap bombs. - Brayds2006
• Don't forget the 5476 who were injured. Not all that worthless. 92.6.195.225 12:21, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
• The 5477 that survived, however, managed to die 5478 hours later. Yeah, I just counted twice. - Brayds2006
• 5479 oh god who are you people —Pelozurian (talk) 13:53, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
• You might be able to get away with counting twice, but 5480 times is just taking the piss. Joefoxon 14:07, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

COD

• If 5481 can do it, then so can YOU! mAttlobster. (hello) 16:21, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
• The key to not be killed by a Grue, the number 5482. Joefoxon 19:30, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Let's change the way we treat each other brothers and sisters. Let's do it with love and 5483. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:25, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
• I believe 5484 would be more appropriate for the task in hand, but it's your decision. Joefoxon 22:08, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Listen Foxon - if that's even your real name - I've been counting since I was a youngun and I know a number that's going to bring universal happiness to global-society when I see it. I suggest there's a little bit less 5484 from you, and a little more 5485. Just saying. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:44, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Matt, I don't think you should be talking when you can't even do a simple 5486. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:07, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
• OK disagree with me if you wish, but I would like to see the effects of 5487 before we consider any other options. Joefoxon 23:09, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
• I was 5486ing when you were still in the 4000's Paizuri. 5488 is kind of bitter - I do have sympathy for the 5487 brigade. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:16, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
• If there were 5489 pieces of chicken in the world, would you eat them all? - Brayds2006

Viking!

• 5501 5502. Get it right, dumbass. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:34, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

5489

• Sexy no?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 Apr 2010 ~ 03:24 (UTC)
• 5490 Is wondering why Happytimes made two sections right there. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:59, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
• It is because 5491 held him at gun point. Definately don't want to try and solve problems with that one. Joefoxon 06:47, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
• Happytimes slapped 5489 a gooden; let's not let jealousy scone our spoon up our 5492, OK? mAttlobster. (hello) 23:57, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
• Okay, as long as 5493 can get his fill as well. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:04, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
• Make sure you save some in case 5493 wants some more. Joefoxon 00:14, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5495 —Pelozurian (talk) 01:26, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5496 carrot lol 05:47 April 10
• 5497 you're so gay! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 07:22, Apr 10 2010
• 5498 begs to differ! Joefoxon 08:17, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5499 is on the cusp of greatness. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:42, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5500 is already great. Joefoxon 08:52, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5500!!! DAMMIT! 5501... —Pelozurian (talk) 22:22, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5403 Joefoxon 22:53, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5404 wants to get it over with quickly. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:53, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5505 won't let that happen. Joefoxon 23:19, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

5506

Is kinda okay, I guess. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:32, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

If you think that's bad, you should see 5507! Joefoxon 23:38, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

• Not half as bad as 5508, though. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:53, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5509, now that's the way forward. Joefoxon 23:58, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
• Voat for change! Voat for 5510! —Pelozurian (talk) 01:08, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5111 and 2 other people like this. 92.6.195.225 01:31, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
• 5112 ONLY 2 MOAR YEARS --24.73.1.252 22:03, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
• 5113 is for all the ladies out there. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:10, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
• 5113 is now in a relationship with 5114
  

5112 likes this. Joefoxon 22:18, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

• 5115 is a palindrome. Whoop-ti-do. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:55, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
• You guys are only on 5516? Shame on you. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 10:27, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
• We might have been a little bit higher than 5517 if SOMEONE didn't leave for like two years. —Pelozurian (talk) 13:54, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5518 is a number is a number is a number. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:54, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
• 

  5519km clocked up.... holy shit what the fukc happened?

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 11:43, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

• Did you know that 5519 out of 5520 people enjoy gang rape?    Orian57    Talk   11:46 15 April 2010
• Furthermore, 5521 of them deny it. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 12:55, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
• Fox News will claim that it was '5522.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  18 Apr 2010 ~ 00:57 (UTC)
• Channel 5523 is dedicated channel for providing news to foxes? mAttlobster. (hello) 12:50, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
• We've only gotten to 5524 since I've been away? Productivity has increased around here. VT 13:38, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
• 5525km clocked up. At this rate, we'll never reach Brazil! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 07:25, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

5526

It's over....it's all over... —Pelozurian (talk) 05:36, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

• 5527 lies at the heart of your penis. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:10, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

• Holy shit... after 5528 numbers, this is still going. Astonishing. Oh, my first post in a while. S-984 00:12, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
• Bout sums it up. 5529. VT 01:54, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
• 5530 can't wait for us to finish. 5531 knows it'll never happen. And yes, I counted twice. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:26, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
• What a douche. 5532. VT 02:48, April 28, 2010 (UTC)
• 5533 No u —Pelozurian (talk) 04:06, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

5533+

• ! _{Oh yeah, 5534}  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  29 Apr 2010 ~ 01:47 (UTC)
• 5535 will be your downfall. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:34, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
• My telephony is 5555 5536, boys! Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 15:42, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
• 5537 woo —Pelozurian (talk) 22:44, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
• For one moment; just one moment, let's all remember the selfless sacrifice of 5538.
• And all the 5539s who fought alongside it. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:49, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
• Your mom is a 5540 Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 04:31, May 1 2010 UTC
• Your face is a 5541 —Pelozurian (talk) 07:34, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
• 5542 just keeps you hanging on. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:41, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

Because there's a pill for almost everything. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:01, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

• 5544 Danable pills.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 May 2010 ~ 00:38 (UTC)
• 5545 is numerically significant, but I'm not telling you why. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 01:15, May 5 2010 UTC

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 92.2.21.184 (talk • contribs)

• 5546 cocks sucked by your mother in hell, motherfucker! Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 03:03, May 5 2010 UTC
• YOUR 5547 SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 May 2010 ~ 03:09 (UTC)
• 5548--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 03:11, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
• 5549 = I  Love! IHUAD!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 May 2010 ~ 03:16 (UTC)
• 555 Oh! you're naughty!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 May 2010 ~ 01:22 (UTC)
• Five thousand, five hundred and fifty-one. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 04:48, May 6 2010 UTC

5552

and time for a new minor header. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:38, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

5553

and time for a new minor header. pillow talk 17:39, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

• 5554 —Pelozurian (talk) 22:44, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
• five five five five And on such a monumental number... nope - I have nothing. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 23:31, May 7 2010 UTC
• 555$5/6th+1/6th$  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08 May 2010 ~ 06:01 (UTC)
• 5557 uhhhhhh [insert witty comment here] —Pelozurian (talk) 07:03, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
• Running late, but sounding great, 5558 mAttlobster. (hello) 09:22, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
• Doing fine, ran into a mine, 5559 —Pelozurian (talk) 16:02, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
• Found a pixie, 5560 -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:28, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
• 5561, because I haven't done this in a while. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 23:35, May. 8, 2010
• Scooby Doo poo, 5562  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 May 2010 ~ 00:55 (UTC)
• I just bought a tee; 5563 —Pelozurian (talk) 03:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
• We are only at 5564? Does anyone still care about this? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 20:02, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
• 5565 I believe this is my first time playing.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   21:16, Sunday 09 May 2010  
• 5566 7788991010 VT 02:33, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5567 That is my ATM Pin Number XD! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:42, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

5568 Headers we appreciate

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 09:30, May 11 2010 UTC

5569 Well OK Then...

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:03, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

5570
—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:05, 11 May 2010

• 5571, now it's time to have some fun!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 May 2010 ~ 05:21 (UTC)

5572 is very timid and doesn't like loud noises.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 05:35, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
5573 Loves em!!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:27, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

• 5574 Trying to dissociate from the showboating of the previous number is

Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 21:23, May 12 2010 UTC

• 5575 is the elephant in the room. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:55, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
• 5576 is the mouse in the room. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:17, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
• 5577 is the baited mousetrap. --Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 22:23, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
• 5578 is the dinosaur looking into the window. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:16, 13 May 2010
• 5579 is all that stands between you and the dinosaur. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:29, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
• 5580 is behind you (and encouraging the dinosaur & the elephant.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 May 2010 ~ 05:11 (UTC)

Driving Down The Interstate —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:22, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

• 5582 pulls out in front of you without signaling--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 05:27, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
• 5583 is tailgating you -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:34, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
• 5584 is texting while driving VT 00:12, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
• 5585 is driving whilst texting: dangerous when you're trying to spell 'committed'. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:47, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
• More Highway Shields. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 04:38, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
• Just give 5587 a chance...come onnnnn....I've seen this kid....he's got real talent...he'll go far if he just gets that brake...awwwwww. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:07, May 17, 2010 (UTC)
• Bam! Been replaced with 5588 already.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 May 2010 ~ 02:52 (UTC)
• 558972.129.230.142 04:52, May 22, 2010 (UTC)
•  5590 Come on we can't wait days to count to the next Number. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:47, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

5591

• 5591km clocked up. Imperial system is for assholes. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 10:20, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
• Aww the Metric System, Only 5592 People in the US Care about it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 18:56, May 29, 2010 (UTC)
• 5593 —Pelozurian (talk) 19:26, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
• 5594

HAHAHA! Now I, Zoidberg, have written the highest number! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOOO!

User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:25, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

• 1010111011011 No, it's not my thread. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 18:55, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
• 5596 ` meh.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 May 2010 ~ 19:35 (UTC)
• 5597. No new Sonic pics yet. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 08:53, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
• 5598 is the new black. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:49, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
• 5599 something witty. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:22, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
• 5600!!! —Pelozurian (talk) 21:08, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
• 5601 generic noobish message --SadisticWolf 21:14, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
• 5602 generic l33t message —Pelozurian (talk) 21:16, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
• 5603 Message? I'd rather a massage. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:26, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
• 5604 would rather have a massage too. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
• 5605km clocked up. And a terrorist is on board. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 07:10, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
• You mean you guys are still only at 5606? We've nearly finished. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 07:18, Jun 9 2010 UTC
• 5607km clocked up. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 11:29, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5608 or something. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:31, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5609 I just bought an iPod touch. I'm on the shitter right now, how cool is that!?    Orian57    Talk   22:21 10 June 2010
• 5610 wonders if the only use of an Apple product is to tell other people about it. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:42, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5611 wonders if the main use of most shiny new electronics is to tell other people about it. Calculators excluded. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:23, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5612 —Pelozurian (talk) 23:28, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

Um, 5613?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 00:41 (UTC)

• 5614 [1] --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:44 PM 6/18/10
• FHIVE THOWSAND SEEX HOONDRUD FIFTEENSUser:Mrthejazz/sig 04:14, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
• 5616. This has been revived! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 07:55, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

• 11234 because it's twice as nice Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 12:17, Jun 20 2010 UTC
• 11235 (shh, just go along with it) —Pelozurian (talk) 20:43, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
• 11236 – Preceding unsigned comment added by 72.224.201.82 (talk • contribs)
• 11237 —Pelozurian (talk) 04:05, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

11237km clocked up

OK, let's get back, we landed in Tokyo...... |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 09:45, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

• 11239 —Pelozurian (talk) 07:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

5627

Cheating is pointless - unlike counting to a million on a forum which is....oh. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:30, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

5628km clocked up. Dammit, I must be dreaming. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 01:34, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

 ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Jun 2010 ~ 01:57 (UTC) 5629

• 5628 We've been doing this longer than I've been going on Uncyclopedia. -Da man360^Talk HAPPY 02:45, 23 June 2010!
• 5629 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Vuvuzelas 08:52, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
• 5630km clocked up. By the time we reach 10,000, we would have reached Japan. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 05:15, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
• 5630 is like a circle in a circle; like a wheel within a wheel. Never ending or beginning. mAttlobster. (hello) 07:52, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
• 5631User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:39, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
• 5632 You all suck. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:55, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

I counted

to 1,000,000 already. Beat all you mofos! What do I win?--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:29, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

• A nice helping of 5633. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:35, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

What, that's not a prize!!!! Gimme a fucking real prize!!!!!--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:46, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Fineee. Have 5634, ya greedy. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Better. Can I have some fried brains and livers to go with that?--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:50, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Si, senor. After all, our motto isn't Have it your way for nothing! /brutally chops up nearest employee —Pelozurian (talk) 04:02, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes! Thank you very much--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:11, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

• Oh and 5635 Milfs?--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:57, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
• Don't forget the 5637 Dilfs for our homosexual minority. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:23, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
• Awesome! Thats over 5638!--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:27, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
• And 5639 MILF forces coming to get you to behead Cajek. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 06:06, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

• 5694 Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 01:35, Jun 27 2010 UTC
• 6695 —Pelozurian (talk) 23:52, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
• += 00:04,29June,2010

6697

Hehehe - that says 69. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 00:20, Jun 29 2010 UTC

• 6698 Hehehehe —Pelozurian (talk) 02:06, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
• Elephant  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  29 Jun 2010 ~ 05:16 (UTC)
• 999,969 —Pelozurian (talk) 07:30, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

6700

Shit, mine isn't funny until 6969. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 11:27, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

• Hey, did you know that I did your mom 6701 times.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 15:18, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Actually, it's6702. Get it right, dumbass. += 15:24,1July,2010
• Well, I did your mom 6703 times--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 15:29, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
• No, it's 6704 times. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 08:39, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

One Million!

Well, now we can all get on with our lives. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:17, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

1,000,001 User:Mrthejazz/sig 13:17, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Uhhhhhhhhh.........eleventeen? --Roman Dog Bird 17:44, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

• 5640 is a little naughty. And it's one dirty number...it's very very dirty. That's disgusting. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:18, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5640 Kids12190 13:47, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
• 5641 mAttlobster. (hello) 14:05, December 18, 2010 (UTC)
• 5642 is just like you. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:31, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
• 5643 += 21:35,22December,2010
• 5644. Never give up, never surrender.--84.228.99.7 21:47, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
• Congratulations, you're our 5645th counter! You win a euroipod. User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:47, February 4, 2011 (UTC)
• 5646 otherwise known as the "cheese wheel number." += 03:51,4February,2011
• 5647 is the favourite number of most Austrians. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:06, February 4, 2011 (UTC)
• Not a single person cares for 5648. += 12:07,4February,2011
• To be aware of ones place in the universe; to understand this bitter pill: That is truly to be 5649. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:56, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

So you want images?

HA! --~  15:10, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

• 五千六百五十ニ。 --134.39.58.33 15:47, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTj8HU3ShHC5B8gLKH7LiR0xIyZnZGb7Q-1W0yBxIGt19ti8TVz&t=1.jpg

+= 20:13,4February,2011

5654 PL0X --24.73.3.231 03:25, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

5655 += 04:00,5February,2011

That was the second weirdest image that GIS gave for 5656! Nominally Humane! some time 07:30, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

5657

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior is a cool name. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 07:50, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

• 5658 is rather inadequate. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:54, February 5, 2011 (UTC)
• 5659 is very big --~  10:59, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

HTR 5660

HTR 5660 is even bigger!--24.73.3.231 16:58, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

DAN 5661 is actually rather small. += 17:06,5February,2011

• 5662 is obviously compensating for something. Nominally Humane! some time 22:34, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

• As is 5663. += 22:38,5February,2011

• ⧖|10 5664 is ovally AND small! --24.73.3.231 18:43, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

• This was the first thing to come up when I searched 5665 in Google Images. 174.49.196.251 19:18, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

mAttlobster. (hello) 23:59, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

5667: IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAKDANCE

DANCE DANCE --24.73.3.231 21:56, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

5668... Yeah, I got nothing. 134.39.58.33 15:37, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

• 5669 is the dirties of all the numbers in the 5600's. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:51, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

Pup 09:58 08 Feb '11

• SGTL |23√3|253 1337. 7h47 r0xx0r3d. --

5671 Neo-Nazis pissing me off

When you ride alone, you ride with Hitler. TODAY! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 11:18, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

5672

I drew a picture:

-- 02:48, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

lol me 2:

--Roman Dog Bird 03:00, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

I made this in ms paint, not really a painting but...

Yeah... -- 05:04, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

• 5675 will fucking crush you bitch. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:01, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
• 5676 will fight against gay people. -- ~ Mimorianusa (talk) • (stalk) 12:34, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
• 5677 Says you're both assholes. -- 15:38, February 12, 2011 (UTC)
• 5678 Is a gansta, bitch!---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:58, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
• 5679 Your mum. -- 20:42, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
• Five thousand plus six hundred plus eighty. VGD >=3 07:49, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
• $5*10^{3}+6*10^{2}+8*10^{1}+1*10^{0}$ Pup 01:02 18 Feb '11
• 5681 is dead. --~  13:07, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
• 5682 is not. -- 14:59, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
• 5683 is actually Oscar Wilde. --~  15:24, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
• 5684 is invisible! -- 15:46, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
• 5685 straddles the difficult divide between cake and biscuit. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:39, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
• 5686 is a man. --~  10:53, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
• You can have it all - you really can. But there's a plague that's coming - that means everything you hold in your hand today will be dust tomorrow. It will blind you. So have your 5687; good luck to you, and to all of us. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:26, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
• 5687 IS dust. --~  09:18, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Numbers in darkness

• 5688 is waiting...waiting. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:55, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Cunt to a million

• 5689 is the number before 5690. --~  16:01, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

5690km clocked up

And 5690 bodies asplode.

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 08:08, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

• 5691 Yes how can I help? I see.....That's no reason to....oh go on then. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:23, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
• 5692 MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:26, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
• 5693 Zombiebaron. -- 22:41, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
• 5694? Are you absolutely sure about this? mAttlobster. (hello) 20:56, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
• 5695 All by my elf / Don't want to be... / All by my elf... mAttlobster. (hello) 18:42, March 11, 2011 (UTC)
• 5696. Now if you'll excuse me, I see a vandal puting VVVVVV spikes in the Sandbox. 134.39.58.33 19:07, March 11, 2011 (UTC)
• 5697 is one of the last numbers. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:19, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

5691 kicks licks ass @$$

We're on a roll here. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 04:11, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

 _____   __ ___ ___  
| ____| / // _ \__ \ 
| |__  / /| (_) | ) |
|___ \| '_ \__, |/ / 
 ___) | (_) |/ // /_ 
|____/ \___//_/|____|

-- 17:40, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

• 5693 Is how old I'll never be. Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 11:24, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
• Because you'll skip that age and just go right to 5694. -- 14:28, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
• 5695 --Mn-z 21:41, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

-- 21:51, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

• 5697....WOO! HALFWAY TO A MILLION (i tink..i isn't very good at math) Nameable • mumble? 22:26, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
• 5698 MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:35, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
• 5699 It had to happen. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:43, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

5700!

I had waited 5700 fucking years for this, and it came. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 09:01, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

5701... -- Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:02, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

5702 is the way I roll. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:17, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

5703 is really my favorite number of all time. —  (talk) (contributions) 00:31, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

5704 Fuck you all! The race to count to amillion is revived! Woooo! ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 02:06, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

• Cough*5705*cough* -- 02:48, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

5706?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Sep 2011 ~ 06:16 (UTC)

Did you realise in 5707, it's illegal to spunk monkeys? mAttlobster. (hello) 18:39, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

5708 luftballoons! ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 23:01, 09/12/2011

Did you realize in 5706, someone will cut ChiefJustices's dick off? ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 23:33, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

5709 —  (talk) (contributions) 00:00, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

5710 Look at the marriage forum! ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 00:02, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

5711--84.108.134.148 17:18, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

• Group cheerleader voice* 5-7-1-2 Who the fuck-fuck are YOU!!!!!? ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 17:21, September 16, 2011 (UTC)

• 5713 is a moment. A single forgotten fucking moment. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:22, September 17, 2011 (UTC)

  Your LIFE in a forgotten fucking moment. 5714. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 12:17, September 17, 2011 (UTC)

5715

• 5715 is culpable. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:43, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

ONE MILLION Just kidding :) (5716) Œñ't' 21:12, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

• 5716 - Is this shit still fucking going? (Bonner) (Talk) Sep 18, 21:43
• 5717{{{2}}} Why the fuck did you two suddenly jump onto the scene? ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 00:54, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
• 5718 Nazi flags are discovered in Aimsplode's bedroom. Please no saluting Hitler, otherwise you will be shot and taken to Hell immediately. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 06:20, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
• 5719 Cocks ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:37, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
• 5720 Nazi cocks. -- 12:59, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
• 5721 Uncircumcised Nazis 13:10, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
• 5722 poo poo poo poo poo!! ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 14:28, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
• 5723 times a lady. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:39, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
• 5724 times my dick goes in and out of a lady before she gets blown all over the wall. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 14:45, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
• 5725 - 1 chance of Aimsplode ever having sex with a lady. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:47, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
• 5726 times I have actually fucked a lady. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 14:50, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
• 5727 outrageous lies. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:52, 1 October 2011
• 5727 Matt lobster, Aimsplode and Socky all edit conflicted me... -- 14:56, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
• 5728 Shall be the number thou shall count, and the number of the counting shall be 5728. No more, no less. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 16:46, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
• 5729 I have nothing to say. -- 23:27, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
• 5730 Nazi clocks. 58.161.59.76 10:00, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
• 5731 Dumbasses who need to get a life.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:03, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
• 5732 pointless edits. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:24, 11 October 2011
• 5733 dreams in flaky carousels. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:42, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
• 5734 nightmares in haunted carousels.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:23, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

5735

We are half way there!!! ;) ;) ;) --ShabiDOO 16:34, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

5736 hoards of ponies owned by Frosty writing open letters. -- 20:52, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

5737 More like a tenth of half the way, Shabidoo. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:56, 15 October 2011

5738 NUMBERS!! -- 21:01, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

5739 How much longer will this take?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:51, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

5740 It's not how long, it's how hard. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:14, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

5741

5742 5743 5744 5745 5746 5747 5748 5749. There...that just gave us a huge head start! --ShabiDOO 21:47, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

• 5742 Counting to a million is pointless enough. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:53, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
  • 5743 You just put us tons of numbers...back into the stone age. I only have so much endurance. --ShabiDOO 21:58, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
• 5744 Nothing to say about this particular number. -- 22:52, October 17, 2011 (UTC)
• 5745 uses of {{Template:Times}} on Uncyclopedia. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 23:47, 10/17/2011
• 5746 Uses of my penis. -- 00:23, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
• 5747 This number of all the numbers it totally unique, in that it has no special meaning at all and because it's unique. --ShabiDOO 00:27, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
• 5748km of my journey. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 09:04, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
• 5749th episode of the simpsons. --ShabiDOO 17:31, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
• 5750 virgins turned non-virgin. By me. ;D ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:34, October 20, 2011 (UTC)
• 5751 tubes.
  
  They're tubular. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 13:24 October 21, 2011 (UTC)
• 5752 people dying of starvation in a given time interval. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:30, 21 October 2011
• 5753 reasons and the bitch aint one. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:21, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
• 5754 Democrats who should just kill themselves.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:37, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

My 5755 tubes are far superior to your 5751 tubes!

-- 23:56, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

• 5756 sons of patriots sent off to die. Makes you wonder why natural selection hasn't killed off all the patriots yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:09, 26 October 2011
• 5757 things... -- 00:37, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
• 5758 times you guessed this thread was over. (And were wrong.) ~[ths] UotM 23:58, 11/23/2011
• 5759 is very angry with Jesus. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:00, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
• 5760 I my 200th favorite number. -- 23:06, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
• 5761 dickleshits-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 12:46, November 28, 2011 (UTC)
• 239... No, wait, I meant 5762! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:49 28 November 2011
• VDCCLXIII Ave, true to Sophia. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:36, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

I leave for a year and you're not even to 6000 yet?

I suppose I'll just have to do with this 5764 then. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:17, 30 November 2011 (UTC)

5765, 5766, 5767. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:24, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

5768 The year the Corinnians from Sector Nine will invade.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 13:18, November 30, 2011 (UTC) 5766 SCANDAL!!!! mAttlobster. (hello) 13:45, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
5767 The year year the Corinnians from Sector Nine will begin preparing their invasion. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:42 Nov 30 2011

5769 The year the Corinnians from Sector Nine win the war and enslave us.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:22, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

5770 believes excessive Christmas decorations to be vulgar. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:13, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

5771 This year the Corinnians from Sector Eight will invade Sector Nine. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 22:37, 30 November 2011 (UTC)

5772 Is when the Cornnians from Sector Nine have their back-story explored. mAttlobster. (hello) 01:10, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

5773 is the year History Channel will air specials on the ancient civilizations of Sector Nine. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 02:55, 1 December 2011 (UTC)

5774 Er... penises? I couldn't think of anything... -- 03:04, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

5775 Jonny appleseed 23:34, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

5,776 people should probably archive this. Or at least one should, because this is a pain in the arse to load. ~[ths] UotM 02:18, 12/03/2011

It just got 5777 times harder to load. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 20:27, 4 December 2011 (UTC)

Nah, 5778 is a one number bigger! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:09 10 December 2011

5779 is a member of his local Neighbourhood Watch. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:48, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

5780 are we onl at 5000-some-odd? this has been going for years!    Orian57    Talk   03:03 11 December 2011

5781 It took roughly two days to reach a million on this thing. C'mon, guys, we can do better than this! -- 03:57, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

5782 thank yous are still good or? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:59 11 December 2011