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240,451[edit]

Because Y forgot to count when he archived it. Also, I don't think you should archive something unless the page is long and tedious to scroll through. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 04:21, 07/10/2013

lol bitch. i was about to add a longtext from 240k to 500k but my thing was too long. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 04:22:50 2013/07/10 UTC
250,453, because Y, once again, forgot to count. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 04:28, 07/10/2013
hey bitch! i never said i was gonna count on this thread! — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 04:30:53 2013/07/10 UTC
250,455. @Y: Then don't post here, ye arse. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 04:46, 07/10/2013
250,456. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 04:50 10 July 2013
Allright, the sketch I promised you fuckers.
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, not a full strip yet, but I'm getting there. Also 250,457 --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 22:06, 10 July 2013 (UTC)
Is that your handwriting, DSA510? Also, 250,458 User:Matthlock/sig2 23:10, 10 July 2013 (UTC)
And 250,459. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:11, 11 July 2013 (UTC)
250,460. Today is Kırby's birthday:
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Happy birthday, Kirb. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 07:40, 07/12/2013
250,461: The guy on the left looks like he's from Gorillaz. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:33, 13 July 2013 (UTC)
250,462. @MATTHLOCK: Correct you are! He's supposed to be 2-D from Gorillaz. The girl on the right is supposed to be a humanized version of MLPs Rainbow Dash. I included them because they are Kirby's favorite fictional characters. ~'[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 22:30, 07/13/2013
250,463 Like.png Matthlock likes this User:Matthlock/sig2 22:54, 13 July 2013 (UTC)
Also, I can't believe Kırby's as old as me now, or at least until November 10th. Also, 250,464. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:56, 13 July 2013 (UTC)

250,465[edit]

This number makes my package soggy! --ShabiDOO 02:38, 14 July 2013 (UTC)

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Also, 250,466. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 04:07, 07/14/2013
250,467 -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-07-15T02:45
250,468. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:45 15 July 2013
250,469 User:Matthlock/sig2 18:21, 16 July 2013 (UTC)
250,470. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:36 16 July 2013
250,471 RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! User:Matthlock/sig2 01:50, 17 July 2013 (UTC)
250,472 Have you seen Wikipedia's new "edit" function? I swear, this will only encourage vandals... -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-07-17T01:56
250,473 I know. It was a total pain in the ass to work with, and I don't know who thought this was a good idea, because I sure as hell don't. User:Matthlock/sig2 01:59, 17 July 2013 (UTC)
My handwriting is teh gay. I'll post another thing soon enough. Also, 250,474 --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:02, 17 July 2013 (UTC)
250,475 My handwriting is worse. All because I never learned cursive! User:Matthlock/sig2 02:29, 17 July 2013 (UTC)
250,476 User:Matthlock/sig2 04:26, 17 July 2013 (UTC)

250,476[edit]

This number makes my package soggier! --ShabiDOO 16:58, 17 July 2013 (UTC)

250,477 people agree. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:31 17 July 2013
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Also, 250,478. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:14, 07/18/2013
250,479 You miscounted, because I already did 250,476 in the section before, but whatever. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:29, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,480 buttholes of the forums. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:45, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,481 (In thick Scottish accent): ALL RIGHT! THAT LASSIE GOT GLASSED AND NO CUNT LEAVES HERE TILL WE FIND OUT WHAT CUNT DID IT! User:Matthlock/sig2 18:47, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,482 (In a nervous, submissive voice) A-a-allr-right t-then... *Denza starts crying --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:49, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,483 You ready for me to adopt you now? User:Matthlock/sig2 18:57, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,284 (Still nervous, and shy as fuck) Y-y-yes... *Denza cries even more --18:59, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,485 YES! I always wanted to adopt an Indian kid. I always thought it would cure my mind from the fact that my ex-girlfriend gave me a restraining order and then became a foreign exchange student in India. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:01, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,486. Hey, I'm indian too! Racist pig... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:04 18 July 2013
250,487 What type of Indian, IFYMB!? User:Matthlock/sig2 19:05, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,488. The sexy type. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:08 18 July 2013
250,489 Well I already adopted one Indian kid. I'm not sure if I should adopt another. And didn't you read the reason why I want to adopt an Indian kid? User:Matthlock/sig2 19:11, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,490. You know what? I don't need you! I don't need any of you! Except for Cat. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:38 18 July 2013
250,491 Fine then. I just need DSA510. Hopefully the fact that he's Indian will cure my heartbreak. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:42, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,492. I have no doubt he will be an excellent fuck buddy for you. In fact, he is bleaching his anus now. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:44 18 July 2013
250,493 No way dude, that would be online incest. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:46, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,494. Am I really the only one who likes that shit? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:55 18 July 2013
250,495 It appears as though. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:56, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,496. Damn! I was so sure RAHB was into it. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:02 18 July 2013
250,497 I bet RAHB likes it too. But RAHB is a Really Amazingly Horny Bastard. I mean, once he complimented the size of my music penis on Last.fm User:Matthlock/sig2 20:04, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,498. Sounds like my sort of website. I might join now... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:06 18 July 2013
250,499 And remember to add AwesomeMatthew as a friend. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:09, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,500. "As a friend" he says. As a friend... IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:16 18 July 2013
250,501 So, have you joined yet? And more importantly, have you joined the Uncyclopedia group yet? That's where all the music-listening Uncyclopedians are. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:21, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,502. I am doing so now. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:29 18 July 2013
250,503 And now you too shall be impressed by the size of AwesomeMatthew's music penis! User:Matthlock/sig2 20:30, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
250,504 I have a J-Pop music dick. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 21:38, 18 July 2013 (UTC)

Frosty is the new Hipster[edit]

Seriously, both hate this forum more than genocide. Also, 250,505. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 02:19, 07/19/2013

Ijo, mantap, hot![edit]

250556?
APAAYO?
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250,557. Here's the newest Dan comic:
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Bet you didn't see that coming. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 08:28, 07/19/2013
250,558 Oh no, I didn't. I can't believe Kirby brainwashed her. You should have her, THS. Totally. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:45, 19 July 2013 (UTC)
250,559. @MATTHLOCK: Kirby didn't brainwash her. She was already a pegasister, she was just afraid to admit it. Also, I already have a love interest in the comic-- see strip #23, #41, and #46. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 17:53, 07/19/2013
250,560. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 20:01 19 July 2013

Vote to remove the header[edit]

Score: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg 250,561 -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-07-20T01:32
  2. Symbol for vote.svg 250,562 IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 01:44 20 July 2013
  3. Symbol for vote.svg 250,563 -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:23, 20 July 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg 250,564. Gets me feeling down every time I look at it. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 02:24, 07/20/2013
  5. PurpleDickVote.svg Hentai is sexy, and we need more of it LOLOL, I love this forum, I love it 250,565%!--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 02:28, 20 July 2013 (UTC)

Never mind[edit]

Keep the header, it's much nicer now. Also, 250,566. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 02:56, 07/20/2013

250,567. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 02:56 20 July 2013
250,568 Frosty's just being a bully. Further bullying may lead to Ban Patrol, and even further bullying could lead to me unfriending him on Facebook. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:06, 20 July 2013 (UTC)
It might be the first time I had been to a PAX event (in Australia!) but others had been there 250,569 times. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 03:42, 21 July 2013 (UTC)
And I pronounced the "au" in "Lauren" as "ou" in "house". That's the proper pronunciation and it has been proven 250,570 times. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 03:45, 21 July 2013 (UTC)
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A lovely fanart of my comics made by somebody on deviantART. I wish I could favorite this picture 250,571 times. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 07:31, 07/21/2013
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Kirby's relationship with Lauren ended only 250,572 seconds after it began. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 08:52, 07/21/2013
250,573 -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-07-23T01:28
You're welcome... y' know, for the header? Fuck all of you, I mean, not even a thank you? Also 250,574--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 04:01, 23 July 2013 (UTC)(JK, I love all of you)

you are all assholes[edit]

go shit yourselves — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 05:46:13 2013/07/23 UTC

btw i counted in the summary. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 05:46:13 2013/07/23 UTC
@Y: You silly! You counted backwards. We should be at 250,576 by now. Also, @DSA: Thank you. I probably should've mentioned something about it earlier. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 09:47, 07/23/2013
250,577 @Y:: If we go shit ourselves, let's do it in the toilets, and flush afterwards, and then take a shower. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:13, 23 July 2013 (UTC)
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And that marks the end of the current chapter of Dan! It will go back to 250,578 one-shot comics now. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 09:09, 07/24/2013

250,579[edit]

Also stuff I guess. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 10:41, 24 July 2013 (UTC)

250,580 @EpicAwesomeness: The word 'stuff' isn't very scientific, is it? Also, things I guess. User:Matthlock/sig2 17:57, 24 July 2013 (UTC)
@MATTHLOCK: Here's a thing!
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The new chapter of Dan has begun. Also, 250,581. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 22:54, 07/24/2013
250,582. Oh, a new chapter, how exciting! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 09:10 25 July 2013
250,583 This chapter is going to shake the earth. I can just feel it. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:48, 25 July 2013 (UTC)
250,584 Rumour has it he's going to post the first strip later today. -- NotReallyMyUsername 2013-07-26T00:43
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@Kırby: You were almost correct. Also, 250,585. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 09:02, 07/26/2013
250,586 Wow, THS and I have something in common. We both have a dad. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:58, 26 July 2013 (UTC)
250,587 User:Matthlock/sig2 19:49, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
250,588 User:Matthlock/sig2 19:49, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
250,589 User:Matthlock/sig2 19:50, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
250,590 User:Matthlock/sig2 19:52, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
250,591 User:Matthlock/sig2 19:53, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
250,592 User:Matthlock/sig2 19:59, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
250,593 User:Matthlock/sig2 20:06, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
250,594. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 20:25, 07/27/2013
250,595! User:Matthlock/sig2 21:29, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
250,596. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 21:30, 07/27/2013
250,597!! User:Matthlock/sig2 21:31, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
250,598 You know, I almost didn't recognize Kirby without the MLP sweatshirt. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:13, 27 July 2013 (UTC)
250,599. @MATTHLOCK: You're the second person who's noticed that! I decided I might try for a little variety. Plus, it's too hot to be wearing a hoodie/sweatshirt, at least where I live, so I switched him to this. Hey, don't act so surprised! I already did this once in my birthday pic for Kirby. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:12, 07/28/2013

250,600.[edit]

Apparently, less is more:
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This expression was obviously used by the writers of the Nihilism article. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 08:28, 07/28/2013

I wholeheartedly agree with this message. Being 75% absolute nothing, this particular comic is a substantial improvement on your usual work. Also, 250,601. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 08:41, Jul. 28, 2013
Now, that I think about it, this comic is 26.8% content. Just as our universe is 26.8%...


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26.8% cooler in 10 seconds flat! -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 09:08, Jul. 28, 2013

Someone needs to add a new page.[edit]

Otherwise we will lose count and it will take 250,602 seconds to put it back up again. Quantum fuck yeah! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:06, 29 July 2013 (UTC)