Forum:Count to a million/29

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250,823. 250,823. 250,823. That's only one number, so be careful. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:50, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

CCLDCCCXXIV. ~[ths] UotM 05:03, 08/16/2015

250,825 101.160.152.17 (talk) 06:05, 16 August 2015 (UTC)

Whoa! A new archive!

Anyway, 250,826... something. 06:42, 16 August 2015 (UTC)

Mink 250,827. 101.160.152.17 (talk) 08:15, 16 August 2015 (UTC)

250,828 people don't sign their posts. 2.221.97.211 (talk) 12:30, 16 August 2015 (UTC)

250,829. What are you talking about? I always sign my posts! – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheHappySpaceman (talk • contribs)

250,830. 18:01, 16 August 2015 (UTC)

250,831. ~[ths] UotM 18:09, 08/16/2015

250,832. 101.160.152.17 MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 22:57, 16 August 2015 (UTC)

250,833. ~[ths] UotM 02:30, 08/17/2015

250,834. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 03:34, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

250,835. ~[ths] UotM 05:17, 08/17/2015

250,836 people are minks. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 09:11, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

Another 250,837 people are not entirely sure what you mean by that. ~[ths] UotM 15:43, 08/17/2015

250,838?

250,838. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 07:36, 19 August 2015 (UTC)

banzaikitten is 250,839 times 250,840. 06:18, 20 August 2015 (UTC)

That's about 250,841 times more than the number of women John Holmes would bang in one day. ~[ths] UotM 14:53, 08/20/2015

On September 3rd 2015, ZomBon will celebrate his 250,842nd birthday. 18:47, 20 August 2015 (UTC)

250,843 miles away, something crawls from the slime at the bottom of a dark Scottish lake. ~[ths] UotM 19:13, 08/20/2015

250,844 250,844 250,844 fresh. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:20, 20 August 2015 (UTC)

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco 250,845. ~[ths] UotM 00:26, 08/21/2015

250,846 was that. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 00:44, 21 August 2015 (UTC)

250,847 is the loneliest number that you'll ever know. ~[ths] UotM 17:37, 08/21/2015

Not true, 250,848 is. 17:40, 21 August 2015 (UTC)

Rise up this morning, smile at the rising sun / 250,849 little birds perch by my doorstep. ~[ths] UotM 17:51, 08/21/2015

250,850 people quoting song lyrics!

Feh. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 21:49, 21 August 2015 (UTC)

250,851. Don't have a song for this one. ~[ths] UotM 07:05, 08/23/2015

250,852. I do. This is not The Greatest Count in the world, no. This is just a tribute. 07:15, 23 August 2015 (UTC)

250,853 fans of Tenacious D! Also, you posted your comment at 3:14, my time. Also known as Pi o'clock! ~[ths] UotM 07:17, 08/23/2015

250,854 pies were eaten at Pi o'clock. 08:19, 23 August 2015 (UTC)

You in Atlantic Time, THS? Also, 250,855km (155,874 miles)! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 08:27, 23 August 2015 (UTC)

Eastern time, actually. For perspective, I live in central Virginia. Also, I got 250,856 seconds from wildin'. Why did I just reference Kanye West? I don't even like Kayne West! God! ~[ths] UotM 09:01, 08/23/2015

250,857. Is 250,857. Is not but 250,857 not, 250,857 but only 250,857. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 09:54, 23 August 2015 (UTC)

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right, I hope you had the time(250,858 seconds) of your life. 10:47, 23 August 2015 (UTC)

250,859

It's the HappySpaceman, GrammarFegelein and MOBS Show! 10:47, 23 August 2015 (UTC)

250,860! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 10:51, 23 August 2015 (UTC)

Is that really all there is on this thread? God I remember when there were 250,861 others who regularly posted here. But that was before it was taken down. Well, they have no excuse to take it down now--I regularly frequent VFH, proof that yes, I am doing other things on this wiki. ~[ths] UotM 19:31, 08/23/2015

I think that 250,862 people left the wiki, so now there are 250,862 corpses littering the ground. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:08, 23 August 2015 (UTC)

Around 250,863 of them left when this thread was shut down. What happened, for example, to Matthlock? Wait, nvm, he's still here and writing, just isn't posting on this thread. Welp. ~[ths] UotM 22:12, 08/24/2015

I think he posted here beforehand. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:00, 24 August 2015 (UTC)

250,864, 250,865.

Because MOBS forgot to count in his last post. ~[ths] UotM 15:33, 08/26/2015

250,866. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 22:41, 26 August 2015 (UTC)

250,867. Notice something different about my comments here? ~[ths] UotM 01:26, 08/27/2015

They are not using Times? MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 03:28, 27 August 2015 (UTC)

250,868 and 250,869. 05:56, 27 August 2015 (UTC)

250870. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 07:16, 27 August 2015 (UTC)

Correct! I think I feel 250,871 times less snobby if I don't have my comments in a different font. Also, I might change my sig. ~[ths] UotM 16:17, 08/27/2015

250,872. Declare law on this forum? 202.142.129.178 (talk) 03:02, 28 August 2015 (UTC)

LAWWWWW!

Also, 250,873. ~[ths] UotM 04:51, 08/28/2015

250,874

is the number of times Happy Spaceman has betrayed the law. LAW!!! 06:46, 28 August 2015 (UTC)

And it took me 250,085 seconds to get bored of not using Template:Times. So here it is again. ~[ths] UotM 07:31, 08/28/2015

You mean 250,876 seconds? MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 09:24, 28 August 2015 (UTC)

No, I mean 250,877 seconds. ~[ths] UotM 18:32, 08/28/2015

250,878 seconds maybe? 20:32, 28 August 2015 (UTC)

250,879 times I've blown my stack because YouTube removed my Equestria Girls review. If you don't want people talking crap about your bad movie, Hasbro, don't release a bad movie. ~[ths] UotM 20:50, 08/28/2015

I noticed how usually when counting, we work the number into something weird. I think we've done that about 250,880 times now. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:04, 28 August 2015 (UTC)

Hey, that just makes it 250,881 times the fun! ~[ths] UotM 23:52, 08/28/2015

250,882. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 00:18, 29 August 2015 (UTC)

LAW!

Not just any law... FILIPINO MARTIAL LAW!!!!

His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081: This article is now under Martial Law. Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!

Wait... ferrets? File:MinkforWiki.png MINK!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you can see, sometimes I'm a ferret, and sometimes I'm a cat. More often than not, in fact. Almost a rime rhyme. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 02:23, 31 August 2015 (UTC)

LAW!

Not just any law... FILIPINO MARTIAL LAW!!!!

His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081: This article is now under Martial Law. Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!

Wait... ferrets? File:MinkforWiki.png MINK!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you can see, sometimes I'm a ferret, and sometimes I'm a cat. More often than not, in fact. Almost a rime rhyme. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 02:23, 31 August 2015 (UTC)

That got printed twice

Also, 250,883. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 02:23, 31 August 2015 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure you can just remove one of those. Hey, I will sometimes edit my past revisions 250,884 times to make myself seem like less of an idiot. ~[ths] UotM 07:32, 08/31/2015

But if you edit past revisions, then it removes everything since. That could be 250,885 revisions removed!! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 07:59, 31 August 2015 (UTC)

And that's why the backspace button exists! Except when the browser screws up and it instead acts as the back button, that pisses me off 250,886 times more than I should be. ~[ths] UotM 08:00, 08/31/2015

Hmm... 250,887. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 08:04, 31 August 2015 (UTC)

250,888.

What, nobody else responded? Man, this thread really is dead! Well, at least we got over ¼ of the way there. ~[ths] UotM 19:40, 09/04/2015

250,889. My inactivity on UN can be chalked up to teh deadness of this forum. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 21:25, 4 September 2015 (UTC)

Pfft. At least I have the excuse of also doing 250,890 other things, including making a music video, two reviews, solving world hunger, finding a cure for AIDS, and being the greatest person on Earth. What have you done lately? ~[ths] UotM 21:55, 09/04/2015

Made almost 250,891 edits. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 21:58, 4 September 2015 (UTC)

And when you do, it's like 250,892 anonymous IPs cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. ~[ths] UotM 22:02, 09/04/2015

250,893. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:31, 4 September 2015 (UTC)

111101010000001110 (250,894 in binary). ~[ths] UotM 00:18, 09/05/2015

111101010000001111. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 01:37, 5 September 2015 (UTC)

752,020 (250,896 in octal). Imagine that, if we were counting in octal we would already be over ¾ of the way! ~[ths] UotM 20:29, 09/05/2015

That's cheating. 250,897. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:50, 8 September 2015 (UTC)

250,898. ~[ths] UotM 04:32, 09/09/2015

250,899. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MyOwnBadSelf (talk • contribs)

250,900. Stranger195 (talk) 11:34, 9 September 2015 (UTC)

250,901 flames leaping from my car!

The weirdest thing is, this is the second time it's happened to me. ~[ths] UotM 19:43, 09/09/2015

You must have been scared 250,902 times as intensely. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:26, 9 September 2015 (UTC)

More like 250,903 times more confused. Seriously, how does this happen twice?! ~[ths] UotM 23:49, 09/09/2015

You watch out, or it might happen 250,904 times! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 03:46, 10 September 2015 (UTC)

Well, I'm 250,905 times happier now, because it's my birthday! Bring out the party hats, grab a slice of lemon cake and prepare for another year of mediocrity! :D ~[ths] UotM 04:36, 09/10/2015

My birthday is 17 March. That's 250,906 days away, I believe. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 05:01, 10 September 2015 (UTC)

250,907 people celebrated their birthday today. Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook) 10:41, 12 September 2015 (UTC)

250,908. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 00:46, 14 September 2015 (UTC)

More than 250,909 people have said "250,909" at the same time. --Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook) 11:15, 14 September 2015 (UTC)

Hmm... 250,910 things did some other thing? 11:50, 14 September 2015 (UTC)

250,911 people couldn't care less about editing this thread. ~[ths] UotM 18:02, 09/14/2015

NORFOLK SOUTHERN, WHAT'S YOUR 250,912? MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:49, 14 September 2015 (UTC)

250,913. ~[ths] UotM 17:36, 09/23/2015

Finally responded, I thought it'd take 250,914 years! Also, that jingle is annoying. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 22:02, 23 September 2015 (UTC)

Hey...

250,915. 11:02, 24 September 2015 (UTC)

250,916. ~[ths] UotM 15:36, 09/24/2015

250,917. We still active here? MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 22:17, 24 September 2015 (UTC)

Dunno, the three of us are the only ones counting anymore it seems. Probably due to Uncyclopedia's declining popularity. Meanwhile, ED is 250,918 times more popular than we've ever been... yeah, screw them. ~[ths] UotM 06:57, 09/25/2015

Media:UnPG.png. Like that, basically. I think it declined in 250,919 times. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 09:27, 25 September 2015 (UTC)

250,920. --Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • unf) 12:20, 25 September 2015 (UTC)

Considering that this thread got the most traffic on UN, I think shutting it down was quite possibly the worst thing Frosty ever did to the site. Only took two years to start up, but by then, about 250,921 of our userbase had already left. ~[ths] UotM 17:15, 09/25/2015

But ED has about 250,922 funnier articles than we do here, how do we compete with that? The kids want more funny! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:34, 25 September 2015

I think your definition of funny is different from mine. Also, the people at ED are assholes to the 250,923^th degree. ~[ths] UotM 23:40, 09/25/2015

We should have de-opped Frosty because he killed the wiki, also 250924. – Preceding unsigned comment added by MyOwnBadSelf (talk • contribs)

tbpfh fam you should probably be on the site for more than three months before you start talking about what ruined the site you insolent noob smdh af rn. :^) - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 09:44, Saturday 26 September 2015 -

Is Frosty even still active here? If so, I bet he's 250,925 times less active than he used to be. ~[ths] UotM 23:52, 09/25/2015

But that's 250,926 times that you guys have counted without updating the CTAM Counter. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:20, 26 September 2015

5*5 + 3*3 + 3*9 = 25 + 09 + 27. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 05:24, 26 September 2015 (UTC)

HEY THEHAPPYSPACEMAN, I GOT JUST THE THING 4 U

I'll consider your opinion as valid when your edits are less shit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:30, 26 September 2015 (UTC)

Frosty forgot to put a number in his post 250,928 times. -- The Zombiebaron 09:40, 26 September 2015 (UTC)

Zombiebaron forgets to put his numbers in bold 250,929 times. --Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • unf) 12:41, 27 September 2015 (UTC)

@Frosty: >implying I don't frequent VFH 250,930 times ~[ths] UotM 22:39, 09/30/2015

250931. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:25, 30 September 2015 (UTC)

250,932. ~[ths] UotM 03:28, 10/02/2015

250,933! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:30, 3 October 2015 (UTC)

250,934? ~[ths] UotM 23:36, 10/03/2015

250,935. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 02:55, 4 October 2015 (UTC)

250,936. ~[ths] UotM 03:01, 10/04/2015

250,937. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 03:04, 4 October 2015 (UTC)

250,938. I'm considering changing my sig soon. ~[ths] UotM 03:06, 10/04/2015

Good. Also, I'm on 250940 because Frosty didn't add a number to his post. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 03:07, 4 October 2015 (UTC)

250,941. God dammit Frosty! ~[ths] UotM 03:10, 10/04/2015

250,942 MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 03:11, 4 October 2015 (UTC)

250,943. Anyone else looking forward to Halloween? ~[ths] UotM 03:14, 10/04/2015

250,944. I'm more looking forward to the 21st. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 03:31, 4 October 2015 (UTC)

250,945. Why? Is it your birthday or something? ~[ths] UotM 03:42, 10/04/2015

No, that's the day on which Back to the Future II takes place. Of course in the movie it was horribly different, for one thing, we do have hoverboards, but they can only get a few inches off the ground... MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 03:47, 4 October 2015 (UTC)

Well we would've had hoverboards by then if you hadn't forgotten to count your number! Thanks to you, the Hunger Games are going to happen instead, and it's really going to suck! Also, 250,947. ~[ths] UotM 03:50, 10/04/2015

250,948

is a cool number, and so deserves its own heading. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 04:04, 4 October 2015 (UTC)

Wasn't there a movie called 250,949 Years B.C.? ~[ths] UotM 04:08, 10/04/2015

250950

250950

250950

250950

250950

250950

250950

 MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 04:23, 4 October 2015 (UTC)

This page may be in need of an archive soon. It's 250,951 times longer than I remember it being when we started it. ~[ths] UotM 04:36, 10/04/2015

OK. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 04:43, 4 October 2015 (UTC)

250,953. You forgot the number again?! ~[ths] UotM 05:57, 10/04/2015

Well said, 250,954. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 06:11, 4 October 2015 (UTC)

Working on my newest music video is 250,955 times more tiring than you might think. ~[ths] UotM 09:04, 10/04/2015

250956. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 22:48, 4 October 2015 (UTC)

I asked 250957 people to appear in this music video as zombies.

Only about six showed up. Not really much of a zombie apocalypse, is it? ~[ths] UotM 22:57, 10/04/2015

250,958. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 01:53, 5 October 2015 (UTC)

250,959. ~[ths] UotM 02:05, 10/05/2015

250960. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 05:02, 5 October 2015 (UTC)

250,961. ~[ths] UotM 06:37, 10/05/2015

The AFL Grand Final was on Saturday, and Hawthorn won by 250,962 points! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 04:50, 6 October 2015 (UTC)

I just finished listening to Chicago's hit song, "250,963 or 6 to 4." ~[ths] UotM 07:14, 10/06/2015

250,964. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 09:59, 6 October 2015 (UTC)

250,965. Ah a hah ahah aha hah ahah ahah. Aha haha hahahaha aha hah ahah ahah aha hahahah ahah aha haha H aha H. Ahah ah ahah a hahah ahah. 7:00, October 6, 2015

250,966. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:11, 6 October 2015 (UTC)

250,967. ~[ths] UotM 00:08, 10/07/2015

25 09 68 MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 22:28, 7 October 2015 (UTC)

Two hundred fifty thousand, nine hundred and sixty nine. Heh. Sixty nine. ~[ths] UotM 03:30, 10/08/2015

250,970 minks. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 03:55, 8 October 2015 (UTC)

250,971 gophers. ~[ths] UotM 04:06, 10/08/2015

When it is the year 250,972 we will have reached 1 million. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 06:56, 8 October 2015 (UTC)

Hope it happens 250,973 years sooner than that... wait, no, that would be 1 BC. ~[ths] UotM 07:39, 10/08/2015

250,974. I'm inventing a language at the moment! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 10:28, 8 October 2015 (UTC)

250,975. What's it called? ~[ths] UotM 18:31, 10/08/2015

250,???

MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:42, 8 October 2015 (UTC)

250,977. Anyone here heard about the Trans-Pacific Partnership? ~[ths] UotM 03:14, 10/10/2015

Yes, and Australia is in it, as well as around 250,978 other countries. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 06:27, 10 October 2015 (UTC)

I don't like it. From what I've heard, if it passes, it'll block at least 250,979 sites on the Internet, as well as a lot of my stuff. ~[ths] UotM 07:42, 10/10/2015

It will even block TV Tropes! And that's terrible. It might also target this very site! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 07:31, 11 October 2015 (UTC)

MOBS forgets to put a number 250,981 times. --Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • unf) 07:55, 11 October 2015 (UTC)

250,982 So there. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 07:57, 11 October 2015 (UTC)

Visiting the TV Tropes page on UN reminded me of the good ol' days of Uncyc. Thanks, MOBS! Also, 250,983 or whatever. ~[ths] UotM 15:39, 10/11/2015

250984? -— Lyrithya ༆ 17:20, 11 October 2015 (UTC)

250,985. I see your sig is now more simplistic than it used to be. ~[ths] UotM 20:28, 10/11/2015

250,986. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 22:24, 11 October 2015 (UTC)

250,987. ~[ths] UotM 22:25, 10/11/2015

It's archival time. See you there! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 00:59, 12 October 2015 (UTC)