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AFTER NEARLY TWO YEARS AT THE BOTTOM OF A FORGOTTEN DUMPSTER IN THE PARKING LOT BEHIND THE MCDONALD'S WHERE FROSTY'S MOM WORKS
THE INFAMOUS COUNT TO A MILLION FORUM IS BACK!!!

Continue the historic tradition passed down to you by your Uncycloforefathers and attempt to complete the count to a million!

Someone needs to add a new page.

Otherwise we will lose count and it will take 250,602 seconds to put it back up again. Quantum fuck yeah! GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 09:06, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

250,603 people have died so far trying to complete the count to a million

  • We gotta hurry up and finish this shit! -- The Zombiebaron 10:37, 29 June 2015 (UTC)
  • 250,604 - am i doing this right? - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 12:53, 29 June 2015 (UTC)
    • No. Now 250,605 people are calling for us to start a deop forum for you. Well done. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 14:36, 29 June 2015 (UTC)

HOLY CRAP! It's been too long.

It feels like it's been 250,606 years since I last posted here. I even forgot my username/password during that time! ~TheHappySpaceman 15:54, 29 June 2015 (UTC)

250,607 dicks Frosty has sucked since this forum was last active. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 06:58, Jun. 30, 2015
250,608 116.73.65.249 (talk) 14:55, 30 June 2015 (UTC)
250,609 قزكرمؔؑ talkstalk [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 23:02, 30 June 2015 (UTC)
  • If you've tried to access your account 250,610 times but still can't get in (looking at you HappySpaceman) contact an admin (preferably on IRC) and we'll get it sorted out for you. -- The Zombiebaron 00:00, 1 July 2015 (UTC)
250,611 miniature cats living on my shoelaces EggCity0 (talk) 01:28, 1 July 2015 (UTC)
250,612 is an irrational number, isn't it? قزكرمؔؑ talkstalk [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 20:39, 1 July 2015 (UTC)
250,613 Look what the homosexuals have done to the logo! Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 01:01, Thursday 02 July 2015 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
I still dont get this forum. You may have to explain it to me another 250,614 times. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:16, 2 July 2015 (UTC)
I will, but it will take 250,615 hours.GrammarFegelein (talk) 14:54, 2 July 2015 (UTC)
Hurry it up then. 250,616 people could starve to death if you don't explain it now. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 16:34, 2 July 2015 (UTC)
I will explain it in 250,617 minutes....maybe....GrammarFegelein (talk) 17:04, 2 July 2015 (UTC)

Oh cool, gay pride

250,618 ISIS dildos parade! قزكرمؔؑ talkstalk [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 01:03, 4 July 2015 (UTC)

250,619. Sounds like my sort of parade. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 11:33, 4 July 2015 (UTC)
My kind of parade includes a steady stream of 250,620 anthpromophic food items marching into my mouth while singing When The Saints Go Marching In. -- The Zombiebaron 18:35, 4 July 2015 (UTC)
Nice job, Zombiebaron. anyway 250,621 people saw that. 116.73.67.150 (talk) 01:42, 5 July 2015 (UTC)
MY kind of parade involves 250,622 people wasting their time counting to a million.GrammarFegelein (talk) 08:23, 5 July 2015 (UTC)
250,623 116.73.67.150 (talk) 08:43, 5 July 2015 (UTC)
250,624 Bright colours intimidate me. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 11:07, 5 July 2015 (UTC)
250,625 of anything would intimidate me. Especially if they were bears with pistols. Although maybe not if they were specks of dust. -- The Zombiebaron 08:28, 6 July 2015 (UTC)
  • Don't think I added to this since 2008. Which was about 250,626 days ago? No, not that number. --Argylesocks (talk) 08:17, 7 July 2015 (UTC)
Zombiebaron would that be 250,625 bears AND 250,625 pistols? 'Cos that is the stuff of nightmares. But at least it's not 250,627 bears and 250,627 pistols. It's not too big a difference, percentage-wise, but surely 250,627 bears and 250,627 pistols is worse. Surely? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 10:26, 7 July 2015 (UTC)
Oh man, it's well documented that they are 250,628 times harder to stop. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 21:21, 7 July 2015 (UTC)

I got in!

How are you guys doing? It's been awhile since I last signed in, but after 250,629 attempts to remember my password, I made it. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:51, 07/09/2015

Welcome back! We tried to replace you with 250,630 different spacemen, but none of them were quite as happy. -- The Zombiebaron 03:33, 9 July 2015 (UTC)
Goodgo spine! We scored to remove thee of 250,631 hard specimen, or nun with they are rather like rapey. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 09:00, 9 July 2015 (UTC)
I read the above 250,632 times and I still don't understand it. GrammarFegelein (talk) 13:03, 9 July 2015 (UTC)
I will have 250,633 minks hunted for their fur. Or not. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 03:32, 11 July 2015 (UTC)

At this rate

It could take 250,634 months before this is finally done. GrammarFegelein (talk) 10:08, 13 July 2015 (UTC)

250,635 is more likely. Or was I stung by 250,635 wasps the day before yesterday? MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 10:22, 13 July 2015 (UTC)
Anyone else notice how therapy is like the rapey? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 11:06, 14 July 2015 (UTC)
Anyone notice how I didn't include a number in my last comment? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 11:06, 14 July 2015 (UTC)
That's cheating, and you will spend 250,637 years in prison for it. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 11:56, 14 July 2015 (UTC)
If you drop the soap in prison, there will be 250,638 other men in there to help you locate it and pick it up. -- The Zombiebaron 07:38, 15 July 2015 (UTC)
And you will be in cell 250,639. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 07:53, 15 July 2015 (UTC)
250,640 prisoners don't care about the number 250,636. GrammarFegelein (talk) 10:48, 15 July 2015 (UTC)
And I'm the 250,641st of them! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 11:20, 15 July 2015 (UTC)
250,642 counts so far. 83.245.242.125 (talk) 16:43, 15 July 2015 (UTC)
And now 250,643. 83.245.242.125 (talk) 16:43, 15 July 2015 (UTC)
And 250,644. 83.245.242.125 (talk) 16:43, 15 July 2015 (UTC)
Please don't ban me for the 250,646th time! Pjoona11 (talk) 16:46, 15 July 2015 (UTC)
You 250,647th fool! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:59, 15 July 2015 (UTC)

Setting the clock back...

To the 250,580's! Remember them! Stilettos, Rubik cubes, "alligator soap" shower gel that left you with a permanent rash? Nostalgia amirite!? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 08:38, 16 July 2015 (UTC)

You what? There are 250,649 men waiting for you!! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 10:19, 16 July 2015 (UTC)
BadSelf, make that 250,650 men. GrammarFegelein (talk) 11:56, 16 July 2015 (UTC)
Don't you remember "It's Raining 250,651 Men" reaching #1? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 14:46, 16 July 2015 (UTC)
With 250,652 women singing it at once. Yep. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 23:26, 16 July 2015 (UTC)
And they all weighed like 250,652 lb. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 09:22, 17 July 2015 (UTC)
Once Dr. Likefish (#250653) had surgery, she was only 250,653 attoparsecs from New York... MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 09:42, 17 July 2015 (UTC)

Shabidoo says:

250,653 BITCHES!

ShabiDOO 00:47, 18 July 2015 (UTC)

250,656. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 13:27, 19 July 2015 (UTC)
I heard that from 250,657 miles away. GrammarFegelein Icons-flag-gb.png (Chat) (Things) (CTAM) I Fuck Fix up articles. 13:45, 19 July 2015 (UTC)
Lectula 250,658 says yeah. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 23:07, 19 July 2015 (UTC)

I'm putting a stop to this vile and hideous forum

You are all spending far too much time counting numbers rather than producing pullitzer prize winning articles. By the God's I am so dissapointed with your rascallian rambunctiousness and I cannot idly stand by while you all throw away your great talent and opportunity to shine...by rhyming of numbers in this shallow, hollow, pointless, not-funny, den of evil. I tell you seriously that more and more our youth are going down a path that parents in our generation would never have allowed. It's one thing to take on a new fad and follow the crowd but it is trully another to break with the moral fabric of a caring and strong society. And ins't that the point? A strong society with values which give us structure and ideals? Now I' may be tollerant and open minded but at some point we trully must use tough love and take off our belts.

ShabiDOO 00:10, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

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MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 4.35PM, 20 July 2015 (AEST)

At least you didn't repeat that 250,661 times. GrammarFegelein Icons-flag-gb.png (Chat) (Things) (CTAM) I Fuck Fix up articles. 07:31, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
Maybe I did. Although 250,662 disagree. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 07:51, 20 July 2015 (UTC)
@Shabidoo: I'm guessing your comment equates to 250,663 Take That's toward Frosty. Either that or you're being serious, unfunny, and seriously unfunny. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 06:54, 07/21/2015
I really need to change my sig, blah.
Blah blah. 250,664 is fine. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 07:02, 21 July 2015 (UTC)

So, what's happened while I was gone?

I haven't been on this site since Frosty shut this thread down. What exactly has happened for the ~2 years I've been gone? Any changes I should know about? I figure around 250,665 things are different. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 06:58, 07/23/2015

Nope. 250,666 people think it's all the same. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 08:02, 23 July 2015 (UTC)
The site is 250,667 times better worse than it ever has been. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:13, 23 July 2015 (UTC)

Ididit!

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~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 11:26, 23 July 2015 (UTC)

Great, now we're going to have to archive this again. Please no spamming on the new page though, this thread's already given me 250,668 headaches. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 17:42, 07/23/2015
Ja, I removed thie spam. Anyway Every was 250,668, THS was 250,669 and I am 250,670. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 07:57, 24 July 2015 (UTC)
And I am 250,671! 15:48, 24 July 2015 (UTC)
250,672 then. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:25, 24 July 2015 (UTC)
250,673: Everything has kind of sucked. I've gone on and off, nothing of note really happens hear anymore and it makes me sad. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:04, 26 July 2015 (UTC)
This wiki is like a wasteland with 250,674 dead leaves on the ground. 202.142.129.178 (talk) 23:51, 26 July 2015 (UTC)
Well. I've been pursuing my music career and got a band together... only for it to fall apart. But on the other hand, I have written over 250,675 new songs. Kirb, meanwhile, got a girlfriend, moved to Canada a few weeks ago, and has become a successful brony fanfiction writer. So... yay for him? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 00:17, 07/27/2015
Well... 250,676 people say yay. 202.142.129.178 (talk) 01:15, 27 July 2015 (UTC)
This wasteland of a wiki also has 250,677 corpses. 06:02, 27 July 2015 (UTC)
I joined Wikipedia. Anyway 250,678 others must have too. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 06:14, 27 July 2015 (UTC)

Suddenly!

250,679 ninjas appear out of nowhere! 12:50, 28 July 2015 (UTC)

And they throw 250,680 ninja stars each! That's 62,840,211,720 ninja stars! Yeah! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 08:51, 29 July 2015 (UTC)
And in 250,681 bodies the stars land. User:Matthlock/sig2 20:42, 29 July 2015 (UTC)
Sending 250,682 men to pick them up. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:47, 29 July 2015 (UTC)
CCLDCLXXXIII. What kind of ninjas are these? Real ninjas or cheesy, Godfrey Ho-style ninjas who all wear bright colors and spout dumb catchphrases? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 00:49, 07/30/2015
Suddenly I see, I see.... what a ridiculous song that is. 250,684 agreements. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 01:20, 30 July 2015 (UTC)
Still not the worst song in the world. That honor for me would go to "What Makes You Beautiful," but I'm sure over 250,685 screeching fangirls would disagree. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 04:18, 07/30/2015
Only about 250,686 people have been killed in teh debate over which songs are best and worst. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 04:55, 30 July 2015 (UTC)
But unsurprisingly enough, over 250,687 people agreed that "Wiggle" by Jason Derulo sucks. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 05:30, 07/30/2015

250,688 INDEED!

Yah! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 01:02, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

Did you mean to say 250,689? Just wondering. 04:56, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
Nope. I meant to say 250,690. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 06:54, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
250,691, aka the hours of sleep I've lost because I'm doing things like counting in a forum instead of going to bed at a decent hour --HM (T) 07:20, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
250,692. But for me, it is approaching to 8pm. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 09:56, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
You must live in one of those 250,693 obscure little European countries. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 13:04, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
250,694 more seconds until the Happy Monkey Competition. I think. (I suck at math.) ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 17:44, 07/31/2015
[unfunny comment including the number 250,695] 90.216.65.192 (talk) 17:45, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
[Insert reply containing 250,696 here.] 18:44, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
250,697 people in Annecy district. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:30, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
CCLDCXCVIII. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:24, 08/02/2015
What's 250,699 in Cyrillic? 121.214.0.173 (talk) 04:34, 2 August 2015 (UTC)


I don't know

Anyway, 250,700....something....something....darkside... 08:49, 2 August 2015 (UTC)

I think it will take 250,701 years for us to reach a million. 137.147.204.114 (talk) 10:27, 2 August 2015 (UTC)
More like 250,702 days. It would have taken us longer if a bot hadn't counted all the way to 250,000. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 22:03, 08/02/2015

The next number

250,703 ShabiDOO 22:07, 2 August 2015 (UTC)

250,704 202.142.129.178 (talk) 23:19, 2 August 2015 (UTC)
250,705 ShabiDOO 22:07, 2 August 2015 (UTC)
250,706 Happy Monkies are here to cheer! 04:47, 3 August 2015 (UTC)
So ya thought ya might like to go to the 250,707? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 22:46, 08/03/2015
I'll make a bot to count up to 500,000 so it doesn't take us 250,708 years to get there. 137.147.204.114 (talk) 07:35, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
Spaceman, I went to the 250,709. Gonna take ya right in to the 250,709. 07:43, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
I Call It Vera 250,710. 137.147.204.114 (talk) 07:44, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
Hey you, out there on the 250,711, getting lonely, getting old, can you hear me? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 05:34, 08/05/2015
250,712 people agree that the Wall is good but not necessarily Pink Floyd's best album. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:28, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
250,713 people probably agree with you, after all The Dark Side of the Moon was on the Billboard 200 for over 15 years. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 00:05, 08/07/2015

I made a Firefly reference and no one cared

Only 250,714 otters did. Also, THS, it was 18 years actually. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 00:09, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

250,715 people care more about THS and I talking about Pink Floyd than you talking about Firefly, but I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. User:Matthlock/sig2 02:24, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
In reciprocity, 250,716 people will complain if I write the number in italic not bold. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 02:26, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
It's been said that 250,717 people can't pronounce italic. User:Matthlock/sig2 02:31, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
Is it 'ɑɪtælɪk' or 'ɪtælɪk' 250,718 people don't know. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 02:36, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
Even more people don't give a shit about how it's pronounced. 250,719, the last time I checked. User:Matthlock/sig2 02:41, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
Maybe I'll make a bot to count to 500,000 so it doesn't take us 250,720 years. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 02:43, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
Don't be so cynical, MOBS. 250,721 people believe we can do it. User:Matthlock/sig2 02:44, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
Now if there was no bot skipping the number would be 8264. It took us 7.5 years to get here. So to get to a million it would take 907 years. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 02:47, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

A snapshot of a future age

Now, don't count these numbers:

Wow, this is so old. So many archives, and numbers. THS - 01.00, 26 August 2930 (UTC)
Yeah, that's true. We are at 999,997 now. MOBS - 01.04, 26 August 2930 (UTC)
Out of my way! Mhaille - 01:30, 26 August 2930 (UTC)
Does nobody count? MOBS - 05:59, 26 August 2930 (UTC)
WHOO-HOO! WE REACHED A MILLION! THS - 10:32, 26 August 2930 (UTC)
From now on it shall be 'Count to Infinity' and 1,000,001 people say so. MOBS - 22:55, 27 August 2930 (UTC)]

Back to the present, MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 02:51, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

New section for funsies

Like my father's come to pass. 250,722 years have gone so fast. 04:43, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

Sorry Grammar, but to be an admin you need at least 250,723 edits. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 04:47, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
Okay, I'm totally lost. One minute we're talking about Pink Floyd albums, the next we're talking about at least 250,724 different thnigs at once. What happened? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 05:30, 08/07/2015
There were 250,725 cries of 'Change the subject!' 137.147.204.114 (talk) 06:20, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
Badself, I was a HMC judge. It will probably take you 250,726 years to be one. 06:41, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
I'll be one next year. That's about 250,727 months from now. 137.147.204.114 (talk) 08:34, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
@GrammarFegelein: Your signature is somehow causing a line break in the page. Can you tell what's going on, 'cause I've gone 250,728 seconds trying to fix it! Seconds I could spend doing something better, like watching 2001: A Space Odyssey, thank you very much. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 16:57, 08/07/2015
He will reply... in 250,729 weeks. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:17, 7 August 2015 (UTC)
All in all he was just 250,730 bricks in the wall. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 06:17, 08/08/2015

I have time-travelled from 250,731 years into the future to tell both Badself and Happyspaceman that they are WRONG! Also, 250,732 people ran for the hills. 07:15, 8 August 2015 (UTC)

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MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 08:43, 9 August 2015 (UTC)

CCLDCCXXXIV. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:03, 08/10/2015
CCLDCCXXXV. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 01:18, 10 August 2015 (UTC)
CCLDCCXXXVI. Wonder if there are other forms of numbering I could try on. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:23, 08/10/2015
२५0७३७. Indian numerals! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 02:08, 10 August 2015 (UTC)
That moment when there's no Indian numeral for zero. Damn! Well, I suppose we could do different counting methods, such as hex. With that said, 3D372. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 07:38, 08/10/2015
...I'll just assume we're up to 250,739 now. 08:04, 10 August 2015 (UTC)
3D374. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 08:25, 10 August 2015 (UTC)

12 NUMBERS SKIPPED!

They were counted on IRC, so 250,753 people! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 09:19, 10 August 2015 (UTC)

250,763 and counting. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 09:27, 10 August 2015 (UTC)
250,769 actually. 09:31, 10 August 2015 (UTC)
250,770. What is this IRC? How can I be sure we don't skip more numbers because of that? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 16:02, 08/10/2015
MyOwnBadSelf was told to at least 250,771 times by other people active at irc to not to mix up BHOP-forum counts and irc-channels, almost the same thing as posting random numbers on a facebook-post on a personal account and then coming back here and stating said numbers are skipped. Soooo, technically those 12 numbers MOBS "skipped" do not even count... but then again, who the fuck even cares, they're just silly numbers but don't do it again MOBS because that's super stupid. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:21, 10 August, 2015 (UTC)
I see. I think if we did that all the time, we'd probably be 250,771 numbers closer to being finished by now. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 17:26, 08/10/2015
It will still take, 250,772 years to count, IRC or no IRC. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 23:01, 10 August 2015 (UTC)
And that really IRCs me! Get it? Like irks, only IRCs? Yeah, I'll go stand in the corner and take 250,773 lashes now. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 02:45, 08/11/2015

250,774 CHEERS FOR BAD PUNS!

Ha. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 02:56, 11 August 2015 (UTC)

I don't see anyone else cheering. C'mon, we need at least 250,775 more of you! ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 05:24, 08/12/2015
Badself left because he couldn't withstand 250,776 'pun'bearable bad puns.
250,777. You could say I'm punishing all of you. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 06:20, 08/12/2015
I'm going to be blocked, but before I am, 250,778. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 07:31, 12 August 2015 (UTC)
And you will be blocked for 250,779 years. 18:41, 12 August 2015 (UTC)
Why are you being blocked, MOBS? Did you insult the admins 250,780 times or something? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 20:07, 08/12/2015
I feel like 250,781 users didn't notice this. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 20:13, 12 August, 2015 (UTC)
He's only getting blocked for such an egregious misdemeanour? The punishment for skipping numbers ought to be at least 250,781 times worse. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 20:40, 12 August 2015 (UTC)
I think that people who repeat numbers twice should be stabbed 250,782 times. 20:50, 12 August 2015 (UTC)
So do I. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 22:12, 12 August 2015 (UTC)
They should be stabbed another 250,784 times for bad puns. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:56, 12 August 2015 (UTC)
We should be at at least 250,786 now, if we're counting all the skipped and repeated numbers. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 23:33, 08/12/2015
And if not we're at 250,785? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 00:03, 13 August 2015 (UTC)

Let's have more people participate!

Because right now only 250,788 people aren't participating! MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 01:28, 13 August 2015 (UTC)

I will aim to mink all double-counted numbers since 2010. Only I added 12 numbers double-counted in archive 16, so it's 250,800. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 07:59, 13 August 2015 (UTC)
250,801. I remember when there were a lot of people posting on this thread. Good times. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 17:42, 08/13/2015
250,802. Everyone has left. Also Mink. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 00:47, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
Huh? (Also, 250,803.) ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 00:59, 08/14/2015
(edit conflict) I thought you would stab me CCLDCCCIV times for using the Times template. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 01:00, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
Hah, I highly doubt I'm the only one who uses it. Though less than 250,805 other people even know about it apart from when I use it. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:02, 08/14/2015
Qzekrom knows about it, certainly maybe there are 250,806 others. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 01:05, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
Is Qzekrom even active anymore? Last time I remember him even posting her was 250,807 years ago, though actually more like two. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:13, 08/14/2015
here. Also, there is a guy in France who hijacked a cinema showing Inside Out (or Vice Versa as they call it there), to show porn films before, to the horror of the kids and parents. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 01:19, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
Huh, and yet he doesn't post here anymore. Also, seriously? I mean, it'd make sense if he'd hijacked a theater showing The Smurfs--after all, even a snuff film would be more enjoyable than The Smurfs.
On another note, you forgot your number, so we're now at 250,809. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 01:23, 08/14/2015

250,810?

Maybe... MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 03:01, 14 August 2015 (UTC)

Woodburninator has 250,811 stab wounds.... /me grins wickedly. 06:19, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
Does he now? He should get to a hospital, though it will probably cost him 250,812 dollars to get it fixed up unless he has insurance. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 06:40, 08/14/2015
We should block colin for 250,813 years. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 07:13, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
Why? ColinAYB's 250,814 times cooler than you. 07:26, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
Well I'm 250,815 times more likely to be blocked, but he's 250,815 times more likely to vandalise user pages. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 09:46, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
Hooray! I have no idea what any of you are talking about! Also, 250,816. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 19:28, 08/14/2015
Meow is the translation of 250,817. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 09:03, 15 August 2015 (UTC)
Would woof be the translation of 250,818? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 16:13, 08/15/2015
250,820 - 1 + 1 - 1. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:05, 15 August 2015 (UTC)
+1. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 23:08, 08/15/2015
CCLDCCCXXI Maybe we should archive. Icons-flag-au.png MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:17, 15 August 2015 (UTC)
3D3C6. I'm on it. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 23:21, 08/15/2015