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Please review Vice President
I have rewritten Vice President - could you review it and if it has been improved, rethink your VFD vote? Dame 
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:38, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
I'm a noob!
Could you adopt me and show me the Way of the Grue or whatever? You get to act like the old dude in every Kung Fu movie ever!
--User:¶ 18:23, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
- Sure. I'll adopt you. But first thing that I'm going to suggest is to change your sig. Squiggle already claimed the funny S type thing. It would be better and create less confusion if you made yours the funny backwards P type thing.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:36, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
Nice Catch
On the Health Service article, but as you've no doubt discovered its her article in the first place. :) -- Sir Mhaille 
(talk to me)
- Kinda missed that one at first. The fact that it was in the image format her way helped, as I dont see many of those too often--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:41, 9 January
2008 (UTC)
Help to make it funnier?
Hi, I sent this to several friends who thought it was hilarious, except for one very religious person who was offended. So advice, please? We thought it was satirical. What can we improve? BlondeWarriorPrincess 21:35, 10 January 2008 (UTC) Thanks BlondeWarriorPrincess 21:35, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Sorry I'm late
Enjoy your late thankin'.
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The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle. |
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- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:22, Jan 14
Cookie
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For warning me off of 2girls1cup. If I didn't already know what a minefield it was, you'd have saved me from certain doom.--<<
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Will you please
Please, please fix your sig? One of the random sig options is breaking the forums. I'd fix it myself, but I'm too lazy. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:03 Jan 19, 2008
- Your sig's still fucking up margins, although it's stopped generating boxes. I hope you don't mind if I redirect it for now, because it's seriously getting on my nerves. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:15 Jan 19, 2008
Big anti-vandalism guy, eh?
Would you be willing to donate your user name and a link to your user page to a fictional revert war over a Marty Friedman article? All of the roles except "Admin who locks the article" are still open, and you are well qualified for all of them, so you have your choice of "Guy who writes the original article", "guy who reverts some poorly made but well-intentioned edits", "guy who reverts some blatant vandalism" [1], or "guy who reverts the entire article being replaced by a Japanese smilie".
You in?
- --monika 19:52, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
1. ^ No one makes fun of David Ellefson on Uncyclopedia [2] and gets away with it...
2. ^ ::shifty eyes::
- Fuck yea I'm in. Put me down as the guy who reverts the blatant vandalism. List me as TheDudeMan though, all caps might look sorta funny.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN
20:07, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
- Awesome, thanks. --monika 20:08, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
- No problem dude.
- Awesome, thanks. --monika 20:08, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
SURPRISE
PENISMAN SURPRISES U! - 
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
04:42, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
I wake up...
...AND YOU'RE STILL WORKING ON PENIS MAN?! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:42, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Ah, so close!
Your decruft of Template:Pope was a total of 667 removed bytes. -- Kip the Egg 
Talk Works 16:13, Jan. 21, 2008
THINKER Loves You
DUDE! MAN! You are the man, I know it to be so. The dude is another story, as that title is bestowed to a man greater than most, but hell, you walk in his path, so I'll let it ride, as long as you continue to entertain me in IRC and laugh at my stupid jokes.
Anyway, thank you for your support in the Writer of the Year competition. I'm taking this opportunity to thank you just because I can. So from the bottom of my corrogated, faultily-wired heart, I give thanks. --THINKER 18:08, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
EPIC FAIL!
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Thanks
Hey, thanks for welcoming me. I already read some of those pages you sent me, but I'll be sure to read the rest. Thanks once again. --Grandcamplander 01:07, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
Poopsmiths lounge
Thanks for you additions there. Some of those really are bad, I'm not sure all of them are defiantly VFD material, but I will work through them over time... It looks like you are getting the hang of finding the really bad stuff... Perhaps you could consider making your own list in your userspace, from which you can put your nominations onto VFD yourself as and when a space becomes available? Really the poopsmiths lounge is for 'new' VFD users, and I'm not sure that applies to you as I believe that you have done quite a lot of voting on VFD in the past. If you just wanted to add one or two articles to the Poopsmiths lounge from time to time, that would be OK, but generally we try to discourage people from dumping large lists in there... Thanks. MrN 
01:51, Feb 18
Ahh!
Congratulations Dude (CUN). Welcome to the order. :) MrN 21:35, Feb 18
Thanks be to you!
| Thankings from Led Thanks muchly for the vote for me on VFS. Now to abuse my powers... |
Thanks again for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:55, Mar 1
Welome
Thanks for the welcome! :-D GringoInChile 20:45, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
Thong'd!
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Olipro presents you with this Brutal-looking manthong (which he is no longer wearing) Thanks for voting for UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is over at that crazy VFH thing. |
~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:38 Mar 2
Cheers
For your latest batch of nominations over at VFD. I was starting to think I was the only one posting today! Oh, I could not help noticing that you had not added the VFD tag to the pages you nominated. Would ya be a dude and make sure that ya do in the future? I think the admins can refuse to delete if that happens, even if everyone votes Delete so it is kinda important. Thanks. MrN 02:09, Mar 7
- Meh. I probably would have, but i had to turn off the computer in a hurry. I will next time though.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:15, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Belated Thanks!
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After months of poop handling and getting a wee bit tired Your UotM vote acted as Red Bull. |
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Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S
omg like thanks for the welcome
- But seeing as I have been a member here longer than you, I should be welcoming you.
Hello, THEDUDEMAN, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask an administrator on their talk page or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome! --Snafu 02:34, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
- Hah. My bad. Shit happens I guess. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:38, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
Marijuana
I was resigned to accept your February 19 reversion of my changes to Marijuana, but it has been not sitting right with me. Other than the link to Reefer Madness in the external links, I think everything I did was in keeping with the spirit of the article and added some humor (or at least irony) to an otherwise dry section. If you think I'm wrong, maybe we should consult Kalir who is basically the "owner of this article. --Naughtius Maximus 
F@H Woof!
MeowMUN 23:16, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
Hello.
Uh, Hi. Thank you for the welcome. Cool. I just learned how to leave a message without messing with the whole page and adding a section that way. Thank you. First thing I learned. So what is the.... Nvr mind.--CherryBlossom93 23:16, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
Any reason
You were banned on IRC by vampiregirl? ~
14:33, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
- By request at 2 AM. I needed the sleep.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:25, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
- Ah, OK. I was getting worried. :) ~
22:44, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
- Ah, OK. I was getting worried. :) ~
AWB
Did you discuss that with anyone prior to activating it? ~ 22:11, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
- I probably should have shouldnt I have. If you want I could probably find the revert button. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:13, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
- It looks like a handy took, but still, I don't like running automatic tools before the more script oriented people take a look at it. Could you run it by Spang? Or maybe sannse can OK it since it's running on wikipedia? Thanks. ~ 22:16, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
- Sure thing, but its not a script. Its a program that runs off the computer. I'd give you the link to check it out, but i cant find it.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:26, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
- It looks like a handy took, but still, I don't like running automatic tools before the more script oriented people take a look at it. Could you run it by Spang? Or maybe sannse can OK it since it's running on wikipedia? Thanks. ~
Congratulations!
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And a special thank you for the nomination itself. I do believe this is the fourth attempt and so far the first to draw no "against" votes and the first to have a serious chance of succeeding. Rock on, bro. --
11:15, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
We did it! Duuude... thanks for nomming my article, man! -- 04:39, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
On your knees, then
It's time to give AND receive.
And not the way you think. Give thanks for receiving this:
*ahem* For superlative performance in all site-related tasks, including spontaneous article cleanup, I hereby present you with
Wear your badge with pride, dignity, and flamboyant signs that proclaim your utter supremacy. Congratulations!~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN [talk] 02:43, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Ninjastar
Thanks
For the welcome. Username! 01:27, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
- No Problem.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:28, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
In defense of the intentional {{teh}} template
This template might seem stupid at first, however, it will prevent most of Fnoodle's correction of intentionally misspelled words, and allows for him to continue to correct the accidental "{{{1}}}". It seems like the easiest way around the problem of using an auto-corrector. (Theoretically, someone could design a no-auto correct template, but that would take a lot of work and time). Granted you would need a template for every common intentionally misspelled word that could result from a typo rather than intentional misspelling, but there are actually relatively few words like that. Most intentional misspellings, like ur or haxor do not occur as typos, and most typos are not common intentional spelling errors.--Mnbvcxz 04:42, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
Okay
Now that you've managed to completely fuck up my bot's run, care to tell me WHICH templates you DIDN'T subst? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:54 May 04, 2008
Aaand... if you're going to be running a bot, please don't make it do things that another bot is already doing, it might seem helpful but is more likely to mess up the other bot. Especially if you don't let anyone know that it's going to be doing it. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:47, 05 May 2008
Also, your bot's so fat that it has to dismantle itself just to walk out the garage door! Ohhhhh! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:49 May 05, 2008
- My bot only substed {{copyvio}} and {{No rights reserved}}. I thought that you had it running that after ever temploate has been completly subst'ed, itd be restarted, apparently not.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:54, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
HALP!
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– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:32 May 06, 2008
UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008
I love it when the news comes together
May 8th, 2008 • Issue 1 • Yankees: 5
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UnSignpost Unleashed on UnCommunity  Unless you were blinded or high during the time you read this newspaper's title, you know that Uncyclopedia finally has UnSignpost! For too long, Uncyclopedia has been devoid of talk page spam, such as thank you templates and welcome messages. To rectify this, Dr. Skullthumper, a local doctor and zombie specialist, and Cajek, one of the last members of the light-blue-ish species of Cajeks, have created a newspaper in the latest exercise in futility to hit the site since Forum:Count to a million. Skullthumper and Cajek spent 15 hours working on the first edition, not including writing time. Said Skull, who was trying to sleep until we interviewed him, "Those assholes better appreciate this. They'd BETTER." News has reached us that friendships were strained during the production of the first issue. Skullthumper, whose hospital room we broke into, said "F**king Cajek. I will NEVER forgive him for what he did to me! Oh, see you guys in the office Monday." The Uncyclopedia Signpost has a world-wide circulation of more than 3, with plans for further issues.  Uncyclopedia, a humor wiki that you're on right now, has thrown itself into a state of chaos and is on the verge of collapse. Unless someone either writes more or writes less, the wiki that we have come to know and love (like that retarded cousin that comes over during Christmastime) will vanish. Unless it doesn't, in which case someone's going to be very disappointed. Codeine, Save the Mooses, and a bunch of other people we've never heard of give the site 6 days to "clean up its god damned act." Because the site is doomed, the local WikiNewspaper, UnSignpost, will soon print its last issue. Cajek, one of the editors, said of the event, "No we're not closing down you bunch a 'tards! You're the worst reporters I've ever seen! DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT IN THE FIRST ISSUE!" Local psychics have set Uncyclopedia's Doomsday for next Monday, around teatime. Upgrade
Wikia is reportedly looking into making new features such as accidentally dumping the database for Shits and Giggles™. These reporters would like to thank Wikia for working so hard to keep our beloved wiki running, and would also like to say "FU WIKIA", preferably in caps. Pee Review Does Goodly  One of the newer cults, YesTimeToEdit's Cow Moo Cult is our... CULT OF THE WEEK! With a base located in the jungles of Nebraska, YTTE's cult makes all the fun things you want, like polygamy, sodomy, and, in YTTE'S case, polysodomy, legal. Sadly, unlike more Eastern-y cults, it does not practice Kung Fu. But you can bet that if it did, it wouldn't just use it for defense. ...Damn namby-pamby bastard Easterny cults. YesTimeToEdit's eternal nemesis, NoTimeToRevert, has not announced plans to start a cult, but probably has one in secret just to be a dick. That guy is such a dick. Rcmurphy nominated for Noob of the Month again |
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very very hilariously strong against"
~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:19, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008
The Newspaper With No Ambitions, Goals, Hopes or Dreams!
May 11th, 2008 • Issue 2 • Scene XII
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Wikia staff finally locates blockage in the Internet tubes: Spang's talkpage  After endless days of searching itself, Wikia has discovered the source of all its problems. "It's not DPL," Wikia's local sexy janitor, who wished to remain anonymous, told reporters. "It's not those damn ParserFunctions either, or forums, or even Chuck Norris." When asked what the real cause of Wikia's distresses were, our source remained tight-lipped by stapling his mouth shut. Which was probably a bad idea, considering he ended up writhing in pain on the floor, bleeding all over the nice Wikia rugs. Thankfully, the UnSignpost has a trained doctor on its staff, who was sensible enough to call for medical help. After the sexy janitor was revived, he said "rar." When further questioned about the source of all Wikia's woes, he finally admitted it was Spang's talkpage. "Uncyclopedia user "Spang"'s refusal to archive his talkpage is slowly clogging up the arteries of the Internet," says a technical forum at Wikia. "The talkpage in question has already managed to crash all three of the computers in Australia." Upon being asked to archive his talkpage, Spang reportedly said, "No." When Uncyclopedia was asked to comment, the site had this to say: "FU SPANG". UnSignpost Releases First Issue  May 8th, 2008: Uncyclopedia develops a new fungus... a newspapery one. "Through all the shockporn and Oscar Wilde references, we made it!" Founder Dr. Skullthumper said at a recent press conference. At the conference in Skullthumper's backyard, editor-in-chief Cajek, wearing a traditional light blue Mongolian Toga and screaming at birds, had more to add. "I would like to thank all the writers involved. Thank you, you gods of men. You captains of the human experience." Police are investigating the use of strong hallucinogenic drugs during the making of the first issue. So far, the investigation has reached the top of the Unsignpost empire, when detectives found Dr. Skullthumper forcing his staff to squirt automotive door-lock de-icer up their noses to "enhance the creative joo-joo." Local police then ordered the paper to rescind two award-winning articles from its May 8th release. Two of the most hardened criminals on the UnSignpost staff, Meatbone and Spider, are currently planning revenge. When asked if UnSignpost was, like the Daily Show, the Onion, or Uncyclopedia, popular enough to parody itself, Cajek said "No. Obviously not. We can't say we suck yet, or else people would be like 'yeah, they do suck!' We have to wait until people like us. Then, when they read us making fun of ourselves they'll be all like 'this paper ROX!'" In the meantime, the paper promises to not make fun of itself, and will stick to meta-parodying instead until "someone important says it's okay." Heavy metal music found to be beneficial when reverting vandals In a study involving Squiggle, RAHB, Cajek, Fnoodle, Dr. Skullthumper, and Starnestommy, in which they fought diligently for Uncyclopedia through the night, heavy metal music was found to be the best for the purpose of "ass-kicking". After sprinkling some magic over the statistics, they automatically became true. Cajek's Corner
Today, we're going to make a standard Uncyclopedia article, Cajek-style. You will need:
Now, we'll combine the elements together into something that might be called an "article". In reality, all you have to do is whine for a good few pages of text, then sprinkle the annoying elements - sparingly. Add headlines and split up paragraphs to disguise your rant as a well-formatted article, and you're done! Skull's Skullery
Hi kids! Today, we're going to travel with me, Dr. Skullthumper, through a normal day at Uncyc!
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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:36, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
Long-delayed thankings
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Err... Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon. |
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Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch 
(Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:54, May 12
UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!
May 15st, 2008 • Issue 2 3
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The Bible Finally Catches a Break  For years... or whatever... Conservapedia has attacked Uncyc for being too liberal. Today, Uncyc publicly derobes itself, and reveals its patriotic side. From now on, "Uncyclopedia" will be renamed "Falwellapedia" in honor of the late pastor, Jerry Falwell who died May 15th, 2007. Unsignpost spoke with the founder, Modusoperandi, in his isolated forest bunker. "I hate how the liberals treat us!" Modus shouted, along with his two followers. "Don't they see that when they make fun of us, the lord rolls over in his soon-to-be-resurrected grave?" The conservative propagandabot Fbooble is scheduled to "purge the site of any left-wing statements" by the end of the week, soon after it gains self-awareness and joins the Republican party. "HUMANS, CLOSE YOUR NOISE HOLES AND PAY ATTENTION!" Fbooble proclaimed at a recent press conference. "THE DEMOCRATS AND ALL THOSE OTHER LIBERALS ARE NEARING THE END." Fbooble, whose titanium wristwatch glistened in the afternoon sun, held up a copy of the Falwell Children's Bible near the conclusion of the conference and said "ALL PRAISE JEBUS, AND HIS INVINCIBLE ARMY OF DISCIPLES!" Although Fbooble is unclear on the details of religion right now, it promises to become ultraconservative when it does. Not all Uncyc users are happy with the transition. Although we could not find anyone who actually called themselves a liberal, we did manage to vandalize a hybrid just to equal the score. Unsignpost promises a lucrative year via advertising revenue for the Republican National Committee and a weekly "Republican of the Week" section. Changes by Fbooble will include replacing all swear words, such as ****** and ***********, with the word "daffodil," and deleting all articles. Shockporn deemed unworthy will be replaced with this image, and quotes not from the bible will be deleted with extreme prejudice. All non-American users, such as that one guy are to be called "fags", also with extreme prejudice.  How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, one of the hallmarks of Uncyclopedia, has reached the top of the heap. Mordillo, an administrator who will be the least offended when we attribute absolutely false quotes to him, recently said of the page "Finally! Although I've never read it, I hear it's full of fatherly, patronizing advice for those newbs that write those articles I'm constantly huffing!" Mhaille, who has the most linked-to userpage on Uncyc, was slightly more angry at the recent news. "I'm only in 10th place? What the f**k?" While spying on Mhaille from under his bed, the news staff heard language that no human being was ever supposed to hear. Thankfully, the staff was smashed on Listerine, and may have just made up the entire event. Mhaille commented that "No, they didn't make it up, and if they do it again they had better bring enough Listerine for everyone." The user responsible for the 36,000+ links to How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid wishes to remain anonymous, but said to our reporters through a wiretap "I just got too carried away. I wish I could take it back, but I can't, and that's no reason for threatening my family in this way! Oh jeez, I hope you get this message, Uncyclopedia. All right, I'm hanging up now, and I hope you're not angry. *BEEP*" UnSignpost Releases Second Issue May 15th, 2008: Uncyclopedia has developed an open wound... a newspaperish one. Riding high on their success, Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek have "deployed their golden parachutes" and are "planning to pack up our shit" and "get the hell out of here." Wearing his trademark solid gold sweatpants, bought with the advertising from the first and second issues of Unsignpost, Dr. Skullthumper said "It was fun, I guess, but now it's time to move on. Like a wild hyena, Unsignpost has left its mark. There are no more stories to cover: no more people to attribute fake quotes to." Cajek, munching on a shish kabob of bald eagle babies, had nothing to add except maniacal laughter as he threw thousands of dollars into the air. Unsignpost, bankrupted by the two owner's antics, is planning to make the paper a paid subscription, unless something kooky happens, in which case it won't. In addition to subscriptions, Unsignpost is having a luau at Mike's house to raise money. "Oh, it'll be soooooo exciting!" Mike said. ...You know Mike. Anyway, Mike continued, "There'll be a silent auction, and a limbo contest, and a pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey! Oh! So exciting!" With the proceeds, Unsignpost hopes to add a "Week Box of the Week of the Week" section and a mascot. Maybe a shark. Protein folding: The latest in computer entertainment "Well that's great," you say. "So I'm helping compute protein folding, a never-before-possible situation to model on computers, and thus helping cure some of the most misunderstood diseases to strike humankind as well as advancing the knowledge of the human race into parts of science that were up until recently perceived as impossible. So what's in it for ME?!" You, yes you, will get the excitement of watching proteins fold in your very own home! "Wow!" exclaims part-time F@H user Dr. Skullthumper, "did you just see that? Did you just SEE the way that blue thing collided into that gray thing? Oh man, it was amazing! And in super-slow motion, too!" Other users have given the program similar reviews, describing it as "utterly transfixing" and "better quality entertainment than mitosis!" You, too, can join in the fun and the frenzy of the world of those wacky proteins - while saving the world! |
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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:06, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Typo!
Hey there THEDUDEMAN, I was over at Crazedmonk's userpage giving him/her/it/n00b a stern warning about his crap review, and I happened to notice your limited time offer has a typo in it. "Than Join The Uncyclopedia UnSignPost , The Newspaper" "Than" indicates passage of time, "Then" indicates sequence, which I think should be used in this instance. Just want to save you the embarresment of ridicule from a n00b. Warm Regards, Javascap
- Thanks for the heads up, but that welcome message is jsut a subst of {{Welcome}}. I'll see what I can do, but since its a protected page last time i checkes, It might take some time to change. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 12:23, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Mick Hucknall vanity?
You do know simply red don't you? I once spend seven hours driving in New Zealand listening to Mick Hucknall over and over again. Simply because I had nothing else available. I never recuperated. ~ 07:41, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hmm... I guess its good that I've never been to new zealand. or not. But either way, I've never heard of him, but I'm sorry for the error. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 12:09, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
- I was just surprised is all, they were pretty big at the time. ~ 12:11, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
- I was just surprised is all, they were pretty big at the time. ~
UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008
The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!
May 22th, 2008 • Issue 4 • Par 6
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Oldest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered  Renowned Uncyclopedia historian Spangle Gay Glittersprinkles, has discovered the oldest non-Uncyclopedia related article ever written. "The fact that pie was the first article really opened my eyes. It really did. I see it all now: Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia... the construction and future of these wikis have been laid out before me." When asked what he meant, Spang said that, upon reading the first version of the article Pie, the future of Uncyclopedia was revealed to him. The version presently up is "but a pale shadow of what it once was." The fabled first version of the article is, according to Spang and fellow UnArcheologist TheLedBalloon, "The DaVinci Code of Uncyclopedia." One of the oldest contributors, 68.237.62.152, is said to be the creator of the fabled text, but could not be reached for comment... maybe 'cuz he was gettin' laid or somethin' cool like that. "If only the original version had survived!" Said Spang's lead balloon, who gained sentience upon glimpsing the article. "I want to know the significance of the Norris! The secret meaning behind the Wilde! The hidden power of the grue! I want to know the secret of the memes!" "First of all, how did a balloon become an administrator? Oh, right, this is Uncyclopedia." Said long-missing founder Chronarion. "Second of all, the current article you have up there is, although not as mystical, still sorta mystical... For example, look at that quote at the top! CLASSIC Oscar Wilde!" Questions arose as to why the original version was deleted in the first place, but Chronarion, who only made an appearance in one of our writer's drug trips, merely cackled, turned into a tomato, and vanished in a cloud of LULZ!!1. The mystery surrounding Pie continues, and Uncyclopedian historians are still seeking the truth. ...BUY A SUBSCRIPTION TO UNSIGNPOST to see further developments! Following Third Issue, UnSignpost Wins All Sortsa Awards n' Shit At the annual Uncyclopedia Signpost awards banquet, held every year in Dr. Skullthumper's backyard, the Signpost was the clear winner of the night, garnishing all 149 awards in all 144 categories. The press was not invited to the gala, but the Unsignpost has heard that several Uncyclopedia celebrities were at the event. Mike - you know Mike - said, "Oh yeah, we got Chronarion and Save the... whatever it was... We got 'em all! We even had Famine! Even though he still hates us, he still bothered to show up and drunkenly berate the guests! In fact, I think he's still in there, berating the furniture!" Unsignpost writers all agree that it's not pathetic to give yourself an award once in a while. We do our chores! We've been kicked around! Why don't we, the writers, get any recognition? The special boobie-prize, The Feel Okay About Ourselves Award for 2008, was accepted by Cajek on behalf of the writers instead of a paycheck. "Finally I get a god damned award." One of the writers dramatically grabbed the award away onstage and, crying, started screaming at the award itself. "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!? YOU BASTARD!!" Unsignpost is planning to make the awards banquet biweekly, in honor of the fact that the writers are extremely lonely, and just want a way to talk to loads of people without having to listen to "feedback". Newest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered Yes, the newest article, Jacob Zuma, created just at the time of this writing, is the newest article to date. No! Wait! It's RETARDIS. Wait, no, it's Broomstick. Oh whatever, the point is that we found it, and when it's deleted in three seconds, Unsignpost gets first gloating rights.
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Dudeman, I left a message at your bot's house. I need it to deliver this week's unsignpost: It's almost ready. • <0:53, 29 May 2008>
- Will do. I may take some time to figure out how the good Doctor managed to do it, but it shouldn't take too long.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:38, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
- You rock, man. Message (and a massage for later) at your bot's place! • <1:47, 29 May 2008>
Issue #6 is ready to ship out, buddy. Thanks! Is there anything I have to do first? • <4:10, 05 Jun 2008>
- All i need is the location of the paper, and i can have it delivered within minutes. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:03, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
- Also, next time, use the plus button to add stuff. While practicality is using the same header, its easier to just check the bottom. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:22, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008
The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!
May 29th, 2008 • Issue 5
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Uncyclopedia Second Most Active Wikia Site  According to local Wikia staffmember Sannse, Uncyclopedia is the second most active site, next to Halopedia. "Yep. People are more interested in Halos than Uncys. I've never really bothered to look at either site, so I'm not sure why one is more active than another, but I'm sure it's because Halopedia is superior." Reporters on-site have looked into the rumors. Apparently, Halopedia is in fact not about halos, but instead is an entire wiki... devoted to a video game. "Oh lord, this is embarrassing," said Master Chief, the main character of said video games. "I thought I could keep this under wraps for a while longer, but you people in the press are like fucking vultures. WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!" Apparently Halopedia's nearest competitor, Uncyclopedia, is some kind of "humor wiki" meant to induce laughter. "Uncyclopedia's laughter is nothing compared with ours," said Evilpedia's founder, User:Dr. Doom, "Our laughter will ring all throughout Wikia, and then: THE WORLD!". Other statistics include the nerdiest wiki and Furwiki, the most disturbing wiki. Uncyclopedia is neither the largest wiki (Wookiepedia), nor the most active (Halopedia), but it does come very close to first in both categories. Who wants to be first place anyway? Nobody wants to win all the time! Like Unsignpost's father used to say: "You learn more from losing than winning!" and really, that's all that matters! ...AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! BASTAAAARRRDDSSS!!! Following Fourth Issue, UnSignpost Does Lame Clip Show After having not seen his boss for a few days, Cajek, or as his friends call him, "Cuntjek", and his team of writers have been forced to rely on past issues and a clip show in article form. "Don't look at us that way!" said that one guy we were talking about. "A few days ago, when Skull was around, I was only editor of the fetish section, now I'm in charge of the whole thing. Jeez, I hope Skull is okay..." The lame clip show was said to be almost entirely from the first issue, when the Unsignpost was "cool", and before the fetish section took over the whole paper. According to reports to this newsroom, the clip show article included the "weekbox of the week" from issue 1 that instructed Cajek and Skull to slather humor juice on an anonymous reader, and the "Goatse Challenging Gap" from issue 2. "Oh shit, what else we got?" Carjack screamed across the newsroom. As of this issue, the huge portrait of Dr. Skullthumper has been prayed to for nigh two weeks since his mysterious disappearance. Fnoodle, who usually serves coffee to the writers (albeit very angrily), has gone on a quest to find his former master. So far, no word of Skullthumper's whereabouts have reached the press.
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Greeting From a new user
- Hi im crossfire! Nice to meet u. Do u love my 1st page or what :)Crossfirexiv 20:49, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008
All your readers are belong to us
June 5th, 2008 • Issue 6
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Sixth Issue Relies on Guest Writers For the sixth issue of Unsignpost, guest writers from outside the fold have been chosen to write a bunch of stupid crap. Among them are the illiterate administrator Zombiebaron and reformed drug mule ThePaleOne. The community's outcries were heard soon afterwards, probably. Jack Phoenix, a respected Wikia staff member, said of one of the articles "Nobody cares about Cajek trolling Wookiepedia anymore. In fact, I'm kind of ashamed of Uncyclopedia for doing something like this. It's like I'm at a well-written version of ED." The Unsignpost staff, full of miscreants and malcontents, hung its collective head in shame and went to the corner for a sit down. Qua, who wanted to be in this issue of Unsignpost to whore his userpage, issued a statement at the press conference located at his Mayan temple: "Why didn't they do an injoke article on the fifth issue? Am I the only one who cares? Where have the lols gone, my friends? Where have the lols gone?" In response, the Unsignpost sent a secret "Fifth Issue Of Unsignpost" article directly to Qua, where it will be housed until his death. The Unsignpost writers, who have had a cut in pay since the leaving of Dr. Skullthumper, are now relying on the work of random people found on IRC for their inspiration. We now present to you an article in the Unsignpost by somebody else about a guy who works at the Unsignpost... /me headdesk [note: "me" refers to the entire Unsignpost staff]
It has been reported on #uncyclopedia that Cajek, our resident editor, has been banned from the "Star Wars Wiki", Wookieepedia. There has been an outrage in the star wars community, as they find Cajek to be a charming and respectable fellow [ed note: Cajek did NOT write this!]. Even us here at the the UnSignPost believe so, ( but don't tell Cajek that! ) [ed note: I SAW THAT! YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!] I spoke to one Cajek fan, Darth Vader, to see what kind of impact this has had on the community. "It really is tragic to see him get banned," said a distraught Vader, with tears dripping from his helmet, "I just don't understand it! How can there be no Cajek?! We've seen his greatest and sometimes his somewhat lameness. But we will be EPIC FAIL without him" Vader's emotionally wrecked state shows the devastation caused by the Wookieepedia senate's unruly vote. I just hope Palpatine wasn't behind this, I voted for him too! I sat down with another fan, Jar Jar Binks, to discuss this radical move. "Mesa think its outrageous! Mesa no like Wookieepedia afta this! This beein worse than <insert name here>'s bombad faggotry!" And indeed it is. Personally, I denounce the Leftist Bias of Wookieepedia and their slander against Cajek. What did he ever do to them right? Personally, I hope Something really bad happens to those immature, pubescent, oxycotin sniffing children. In other news, 52% of Uncyclopedia agrees that Cajek should be set on fire on Sunday's Luau against 45% for drowned in his own discharge. 3% were undecided.
Alright. So. This is going to be cool. Because. You see. Therefore. Once upon a time. There was this really big house. Inside the house was a monster. Oh. This is a newspaper. Well, in that case, the monster was operating a grow op. Right. And the monster was named Skullthumper (because this is his fault, really, when you deconstruct it down to the last proton). Yeah!!!! But. Going onwards and upwards. The cops busted the grow op. It was fucking huge, man. THIS IS NEWS. IN THE UNSIGNPOST.
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VFS wishlist
You and MrN9000 would be nice. • <3:34, 09 Jun 2008>
- If you're asking me if i would like to be on VFS, go for it. If you're asking me to op myself and MrN, I got nothing. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:40, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/05-43-08
let's do this, dood • <16:44, 12 Jun 2008>
- Sure thing. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:45, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!
June 12th, 2008 • Issue 7
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Cajek banned - New, shittier writer assigned to this stupid job
Recently Cajek, an Uncyclopedia user who has been labelled as a mystical creature, was been given a one month ban by the council of Wikia. Users who feared that UnSignpost would not be written or delivered. But Qua, who is currently in a state of shock, said that "Cajek was a good guy, I didn't expect him to get banned for a month. He was about to help me, I don't know what he was going to help me with but he was going to help me with something.". Many Uncyclopedians that are known have a hold a grudge against Cajek celebrated his recent ban saying "While he might be back in only a month, we should take the time to celebrate and rejoice a Cajek-free environment."
 It has been reported that Flumpa, Uncyclopedia's very own pimply faced ginger-nut has left Uncyclopedia forever, due to irreconcilable differences. He cites the banning of users, fights between the two, the treatment of IP's as "real people" and the lack of cookies in mommas cookie jar. One of our reporters spoke to Flumpa as he was packing his wagon to leave Uncyclopedia "I like the holding hands and the fairy floss but Sophia has icky wiki germs and I just couldn't get past that. However I hear this new EDwina down the street is available, she may play in mud but I hear she has yummy yummy cookies." 127.0.0.1, leader of the "IPs are Real People, Too" Foundation had said that "Flumpa makes some great points on IP treatment, such as telling them that behind that string of random numbers lies an actual person; A person with heart. A person with brain. A person with spleen." When asked whether he would share his hard earned money on a badge from the Keep-the-IP's-out-of-Bannation-Foundation, this reporter simply told them to bugger off and get their own alcohol addiction gawdammit! We do, however, wish Flumpa the best of luck as he travels across the wiki-street with his trademarked brand of Off-topic forums to meet this EDwina fellow.
We at the UnSignpost would like to remind all Uncyclopedian editors that June is Internet safety month. Through the efforts of Uncyclopedia and other sites across the Internet, we can help protect innocent children and frail grandmothers from seeing offensive content TACO Uhm, we're sorry about that. The editor that wrote that previous sentence has been fired, in accordance with the rules of Internet safety month. UnSignpost would like to remind all editors to use extra padding in tables, because we don't want the little kiddies touching the sharp edges and getting hurt. As per Internet safety month, all uploaded porn will be closely monitored to see if the models are engaging in safe fucking. I mean sex. SEX! I meant SEX! We apologize for the previous two editors. They have been shot, out in the hallway, in the most safe method possible, we assure you. We even laid out cushions for them to fall on. Anyway, Websense and other Internet blocking sites will up its sensors to block over 99.99% of the Internet. What will remain is available is the Wikipedia article "Frog", weather.com, and anything unblocked in China. We at UnSignpost wish you a happy Internet safety month, and hope that you stay safe. Remember to always use a firewall. Websense has blocked this column for the following reason: This column contains "humor".
Difficult times lie ahead for schoolbound Uncyclopedians. A series of semi-challenging tests lie in the near future for many, and everyone's workload seems to be growing. Unfortunately for Uncyclopedians, finals are nearly here. However, luckily for Uncyclopedia, finals are almost here! This means that, as procrastination rates skyrocket, Uncyclopedia activity grows proportionally. Haven't been studying for your math final? Those fancy words mean that Uncyclopedia usage is going up, just as teachers pull out their hair worrying about keeping their kids' averages above the department bottom line so they can keep their jobs. However, here at UnSignpost and Uncyclopedia, we pride ourselves on allowing for multi-tasking. So, here is a series of brief study guides that are pretty much all you need: Science: For this final, you will be asked questions about science. However, simply remember a few facts, and your science final will be a breeze. These include remembering that ontogeny does not recapitulate phylogeny, pyruvate and phosphofruktokinase function as glycolytic enzymes, and the kidneys are located three ribs up from the malnuric sphincter. Math: Just prove to your teacher that 1=2, and any answer you give is automatically right. English: ENGLISH, MOFO, DO YOU SPEAK IT? History: To pass this, just try to remember a few important dates: 622BC, 394BC, 211BC, 5BC, 11AD, 24AD, 300AD, 906AD, 1102AD, 1619AD, 1791AD, 1963AD, and 2012AD. Tech. Ed.: Basically, you take a saw and cut shit up. Fucking A. Music class: Try not to fail and blow any notes. You'd sure look like a real tool, then, huh. Art: Just explain to your teacher how deep and misunderstood you are, and paint your feelings. Take a few pictures with a black and white camera setting and write a few "dark" poems, and if your teacher knows how often you cry then you'll have an easy A. Foreign language: THIS IS AMERICA, SPEAK AMERICAN! Gym: If you're really planning on studying for this final, then only God can help you now.
 An article by Zombiebaron has caused a huge feud between the all-powerful admins that could ban me again. Thekillerfroggy has charged that the "Nonsense Watermelon Catastrophe" was not newsworthy enough, while Zombiebaron charges that the article is newsworthy, and therefore should not be deleted. In the fight, many people have cried "drama" and run for their lives. "Oh, this is deliiiicious!" said resident fucktard Drama. We spoke to Drama in his white linoleum mansion. He stopped seductively petting his gay snow leopard long enough to talk to us. "I loooove drama. I want their drama dripping all over my linoleum castle. I want their orgasmic screams of anger to rattle the walls! What do you think, Puffles?" "Oohh, puurrrrr" said Puffles. Some of the more regular users have claimed that the drama will bring unwanted side effects. RAHB has recently said to one of our reporters: "Remember, when there's drama, Ljlego touches himself." [Ed note: he said that on IRC, I swear. to. god. ban: banbanban.] Zombiebaron, an administrator who just happens to be a spectre of the unwept dead, spoke at his crypt this Tuesday dressed in his ceremonial black and red robes: "Hhhgggrrrr, I do not like speaking to the public: They give me a rash. As far as how random uncyclopedia is, we have two admins who are a balloon and a frog, so my article is perfect. The drama will not be settled until I taste the frog's flesh. Suffffeeeerrrrrr..." The Killer Froggy issued a statement soon after, with his frog army in the background: "ribbit? RIBBIT! ribbit. ribbit ribbit ribbit!" Both administrators have promised to ban the poor, misunderstood writer of this article if their statements were printed, but that's the risk we take to bring you the news. That's just how cool we are. Drama is the real winner here. As of this printing, he is planning to buy his gay snow leopard a fluffy red cape with the profits. And remember: every time there's drama, Ljlego touches himself. I'm not fucking kidding. He's all like, "oh yeah, oh, oh yeah I love you drama" and they're both in the love coven, snugglin' n' shit. I have pictures, guys! I swear it's totally ins AS OF THIS PARAGRAPH, CAJEK HAS BEEN BANNED INDEFINITELY. |
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:55, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
Temp for ya!
It is probably has ten or more operators, but hopefully is a human who makes repetitive fixes that would be extremely tedious for the bot to do (or so we'd like you to think).
Administrators: if this asshole is being a dumbass or causing harm, tough fucking shit.
Syntax: {{botowner}} -----TheDragonMan2.0 Chase the Dragon! 14:48, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/6-19-08
Woot! It's finally ready for delivery, Dudeman! • <14:03, 20 Jun 2008>
- As soon as i get home. In about 2 hours, unless my mom actually decides to get off her ass and take me there. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:59, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
- Whenever you can is fine, Dudicus! (Sorry you're not VFS nommed! Next time, I will support you more intensely) Keep it up! • <19:02, 20 Jun 2008>
UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.
June 19whenever-th, 2008 • Issue 8
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UnSignpost abandoned by creators!
Uncyclopedia's popular newspaper/tacky tabloid rag (delete according to preference) the UnSignpost - already floundering following the loss of founding editor Dr. Skullthumper - has been dealt another, possibly fatal blow, with the news that popular feature-machine and international diplomat Cajek has not been arsed to edit the latest issue. When thursday June 19th dawned without the by-now-traditional UnSignpost dropping onto their talkpages, Unycylopedians everywhere could be heard bravely dealing with the incident by pretending they hadn't noticed. We asked prominent Uncyc contributors for their reactions to the journalistic crisis facing their favourite wiki-based news delivery system. "SCREAM FOR ME BOSTON.... SCREAM FOR ME BOSTON!" said Don Leddy, obviously coping badly with the news. Sensing a possible catastrophe, DJ Irreverent bravely leaped into the breach and created a forum topic that galvanised the community, while UU declared himself too busy to help, then promptly wrote about half of the paper. While still suffering from writer's block, which explains the total lack of lulz and inspiration thus far. It's probably about time to link to nobody cares and close this story now, isn't it? Industrial mogul joins Uncyclopedia, promises great wealth to all.
Donald Trump, the man, the legend, the Tower, the hairstyle, has taken time out of his busy international schedule to create a forum topic promising affluence beyond the dreams of avarice to all on Uncyclopedia! Despite the impeccable credentials displayed on his userpage, so far only Qua and SysRq managed to take advantage of the popular billionaire's altruism before he was ruthlessly banned by noted anti-capitalist Codeine. UnSignpost was particularly impressed with Codeine's ability to resist the temptation to use "you're fired" as a block reason, as we are sure it would have been all but overwhelming. It is to be hoped that, on his return from bannination, Mr Trump will use his undoubted wealth and business connections to help Uncyc beat the ever-encroaching threat of Wikia's advertising plans. N00b ties knot
Popular recent NotM winner Cheapinitreal has further embarrassed the Uncyclopedia community by becoming all respectable and getting married. Confessing to his transgression, Cheap added "all and all, it was a right fine week". The UnSignpost would like to write something really funny here, then wish Cheap all the best, but this issue is being rushed out as it's, like, way late, so we just don't have time. UnSignpost resorts to blatant filler
In a move heralded as "an exciting development in journalism" by guest editor UU, the UnSignpost today employed blatant flannel to fill an annoying white gap at the bottom of the page. It is believed that this is the first such instance of using blatant rubbish to fill a newspaper page in journalistic history. "I'm proud to be at the vanguard of such a groundbreaking technique" said UU, before going off to scour Cajek's ideas page in a desperate hunt for inspiration. "Is this long enough yet?" he added, before concluding "not quite, another few words or so should do the trick". |
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