User:BlondeWarriorPrincess

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I am Blonde.

I am a Female Warrior.

I am a Princess, and I wear a metal 40DD bra, yet have a 20" waist, and curvy 36" hips.

I have seventeen husbands and forty-two lovers, all of whom are tested regularly to be certain that they are undiseased and usually undressed. I keep them chained.

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