User:TheLedBalloon/Archives4

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Jewbusters

You are, of course, quite right. We really need an ICU "sub=utter pile of shite" for pages of that quality :) RabbiTechno 18:16, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Haha, yeah, but I don't think the admins would unlock the template to let anyone add that. It's a shame, really. Oh well. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:32, Nov 12

I was gonna add ICU "sub=worst thing in the universe" when I realized that our collab would've qualified for that. --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:34, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Should we do a sequel to Heat death of the universe called Armageddon or something, making fun of the Bible (same characters)? --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:34, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I dunno. Sequels are tough, because you need to make them accessible, while making sure they live up to the original. Plus, sequels almost always tend to be inferior to the original. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:39, Nov 12

Heat death of the universe 2: Armageddon of the universe from the makers of Volcano and Red Light... And we would make up for the lack of storyline by hiring big expensive actors and flashy special effects! That would bamboozle them into thinking it was good! --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:43, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

It's just original enough to work! Come on, how many people could think up something like that? Oh, don't forget, we'd need an annoying cathphrase, plus a hip-hop soundtrack to appeal to today's youth. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:49, Nov 12

Heat death of the universe 2: Armageddon of the universe Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, things actually do get any worse.

Which rap song do we use? --  Le Cejak • <-> 20:52, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I dunno, which are the kids listening to these days? Those "Run Dee-Em-See" fellows seem to be real up-and-comers, perhaps something by them? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:59, Nov 12

Do hats that are put on backwards cost more than regular ones? We need to take that into consideration. --  Le Cejak • <-> 21:02, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

And lets not forget all that "rapper jargon". I don't know how much extra "z"s all over our scripts will run us. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:19, Nov 12

We'll need to bring cool people in to advise us, too. --  Le Cejak • <-> 21:26, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I advise you to bring in cooler people than me. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:36, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Date and Time in your Sig

How do you format the fonts on the Date and Time. I looked at your code for your sig, and it doesn't seem to have anything relating to the date and time at all. And the way I'm doing it doesn't seem to work, either. -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS

Sure, you actually do it in Special:preferences. In mine, I have {{SUBST:nosubst|User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}</small></small>. If you want, I'm sure you could get other fonts and colors. After you do this, though, just remember to sign with only three tildes. Hope this helps, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:38, Nov 13

LedBalloon, you're so wise. looks up at you in admiration Uh, I mean, uh, thanks, dude. -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS17:53, Nov 16

No problem. I actually just learned that trick myself, thanks to the magic of users on the IRC. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:07, Nov 16

Technobabble and anything else Cajek wants to talk about

I'm having a discussion about the nature of technobabble. "Is it funny?" they asked. "Is it techno?" they asked. "No, it is neither!" So I decided to call you. Me and Jim whateverhisnameis are having a debate on the talk page. Please give me some guidance on what to do with this terrible page! Augh! ...If you have time.   Le Cejak • <-> 00:58, Nov 15

Sure, I'll check 'em out in a sec. Just lemme do some of my homework first. Apparently, electromagnetic radiation is stupid and I hate it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:28, Nov 15

Post your homework up here, I'll do it for you. Remember, however, that I like using the madlibs templates.   Le Cejak • <-> 01:39, Nov 15

Better yet, post your homework up here in poll form. Let the masses decide your grade.   Le Cejak • <-> 01:39, Nov 15

Mmkay..."Read section 10-2 and take notes, then do packet questions 9-15." Get to work, I'll check back in 20 minutes. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:44, Nov 15

You teenagers and your homework. HELP YOUR ELDERS, DAMMIT!   Le Cejak • <-> 01:58, Nov 15

In due time, grasshopper. Oh, and if you need technobabbly words, wikipedia's science articles are great places to find them. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:00, Nov 15

OK, here's what I have to say: what you have is very good, just use a thesaurus to replace some of the words with, well, technobabble. That's what I'd do, anyway. Whatever you choose to do, good luck, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:40, Nov 15

You like it?   Le Cejak • <-> 03:02, Nov 15

Yeah, it got a chuckle or two outta me. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:09, Nov 15

Like, uh, cool! What parts should I replace with genuine technobabble?   Le Cejak • <-> 03:12, Nov 15

I'm not sure, exactly. Maybe try just sprinkling some in throughout? Play around with it, and see how it comes out. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:36, Nov 15

Hey again, Led. On [[UnNews:Wikipedia Names Man of the Year]], I've been working on it for months now, and it's been reviewed several times. Is it VFH worthy? Sorry to drop in, I just am getting tired of always seeing this article in my list.   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 15, 22:53

Sure, I'll have a look at it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:58, Nov 15

Thank you! Man, for being adopted, I sure feel loved.   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 15, 22:59

I'd say go for it, and see how it does. I'm honestly never sure how pages will do on VFH, unless they suck, in which case it's usually easy enough to tell. This page doesn't suck. Go for it, I'd vote for it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:37, Nov 15

People like know you, so it may be the best thing for this article if you would nom it. Would you like to?   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 15, 23:47

Sure, why not? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:50, Nov 15

Oh, I could think of a million reasons why... oh wait... THANK YOU!   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 15, 23:57

Led, I have an extremely serious question to ask you that is in no way related to the fact that I'm bored!!!   Le Cejak • <-> Nov 30, 04:58

Thank you, sire!

"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Thanks for the vote! --THE 20:01, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks once again!

Ta muchly! Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off. It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

I seem to thank you on a fairly regular basis for stuff. That must mean either you're a good bloke, or I need a lot of help. I hope it's the former!

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:57, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. Btw, is this UN:HS for you? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:59, Nov 15

Yeah, I've just sneaked in there. Glad to make it, particularly as I don't know when I'll get time to write anything decent again for a while. Damn this christmas rush at work! Good to follow in such illustrious footsteps! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:02, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

I've been saying it for a while now, and I'll say it again. Christmas is evil, because it draws away uncyc users and there's a guy in a red suit who's always watching you, even that time that I found that magazine in daddy's closet... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:07, Nov 16

The villains begrudgingly thank you

Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:31, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Oi!

What the buggery fire do you think your playing at reverting my edits to MY fookin’ user page, Mr?

Take care! We Are Devo 04:13, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Oops, sorry about that. I was looking at RC and I saw (blanked the page), so I just reverted. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:22, Nov 19

Historical images

LB, you wrote: "Say, Jack, where do you find all those black-n'-white pictures of people that look all historical-like? I was looking for one for this article, but a quick google search isn't looking promising. What's your secret?"

Reply: No secret. I just Google for 'em. If you're not already doing it, use Google's advanced search to limit the images to greyscale (if that's what you're after). Other than that, it takes time and patience. ----OEJ 17:25, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Ok, thanks Jack, I'll give that a shot. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:45, Nov 19

Regarding "HowTo:Install Linux On A Dead Badger"

I do not feel that the redirect should have been created. There's no humor in having the page redirect to plagiarism without the reader being aware of what the plagiarism used to be. I'm not sure whether this qualifies for QVFD, but I'm not sure whether VFD is suitable either, so I'm asking you for ideas. Pentium5dot1 01:17, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Eh, you can QVFD it if you like. I just assumed that nobody would ever find it (honestly, who types in "HowTo:Install Linux On A Dead Badger" into the search bar?), and it would get a brief chuckle for anyone going through the VFH logs, or taking a moment to wonder where that plagiarized page went. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:05, Nov 21

Woohoo!

Every child's favorite toy this holiday season: TheLedBalloon!

--EMC ^[TALK] 23:19, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

I love it! Oh, thank you Santa, I promise I'll be just as good next year so I can get another Led Balloon! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:50, Nov 21

Blocking Amplified70

I agree that Amplified70 is going a bit heavy on the quotes, but it might have been better form on your part to tell him that what he's doing in not kosher before hitting up ban patrol. The reverting does irritate me, so I'll give him two hours and mention the matter to him but in the future, talk to people before you report them. --Sir gwax (talk) 07:30, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I was gonna, but in all honesty I really didn't know what to say. Do we have any sort of policies that mention quotes that I could link him? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:32, Nov 24

HTBFANJS --Sir gwax (talk) 20:00, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, but it doesn't really mention much about quotes. Perhaps I'll add that in... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:48, Nov 25

Welcome!

Hello THELEADBALOON and WELCOME to your new welcome message. We are curious to find out if your welcome message was indeed sporked from HerrDocor's one....? ~ 18:02, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I dunno where I found it. But, he's gone, and I feel I must carry the tradition. The ancient traditions, laid down by the...Idunnowhats of old. I also do cave-paintings, but those are really for a different reason. Aren't they pretty? I think they add a rustic touch. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:08, Nov 25

They do! I miss him :( He was a good friend and a great writer. ~ 19:51, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, shame he got sucked back into the real world. Ah well, I'm sure one day he'll return, make a nice forum post about it, and redeem all our immortal souls. NeedABrain HerrDoktor has come, NeedABrain HerrDoktor has risen, NeedABrain HerrDoktor will come agaaaiiiiinnnn. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:37, Nov 26

Adoption

Hey there! I've seen yew around here and was wondering if yew'd adopt me? I love the stuff yew do on here (yes, i spell you as "yew", cos I'm great like that). Would you? it would make me one happy fag. --Fag 18:56, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Uh, aren't you already adopted by Spaz? Because that's what it says on your userpage. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:40, Nov 26

hey sorry about that.. I'd said it before he adopted me. ~Fag x FS

S'Alright, no worries. Still, if you need anything I'd be glad to answer any questions n' such. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:47, Nov 26

Lebballoon!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to

THE DRUNK OLYMPICS!!!
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!

Thanks...*hic*...for uh...whats the word, dammit...vo-...uh...vot-...uhrgm...VOBBLING! No...thats not right...*passes out* --THE 01:09, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

I'll drink to that! ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:09, Nov 28

The template is done!

This user is from Norwell, Massachusetts. In other words, they have an army of whores to vote for their articles!

Enjoy!- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:14, Nov 29

Woo! FEEL THE POWER OF THE ARMY! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Nov 29

you're Right!

What do you think of what I have done on Gay???? Not sure if this is a new idea or not... MrN 00:48, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I dunno, I just happened to notice that you wrote "your" instead of "you're," and, being the grammar nazi I am, had to fix it. It's not even grammar, it's just that one thing, the "your" instead of "your," that bugs me. Everyone does it, and it frustrates me. It tortures my dreams.......terrible, terrible nightmares.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:51, Nov 30

Fairy snuff Is rottern at gammer like me is... Or should I say, my grammar is terrible its one of my real downfalls... Have fun MrN 00:59, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Coo, ta!

Ta ever so! Under User's image factory thanks you for recognising their contribution to Uncyclopedia's potatochopping community. Pay peanuts, get... Under User's image factory!

Thanks for the vote in this stiffly-contested arena! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:23, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Hey, it's that guy I adopted

Rejoice, TheLedBalloon! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Led, I have two questions for you:

1. Do you think I'm doing a good job?
2. Would you like to review an article of mine that I just wrote?

  Le Cejak • <-> Dec 2, 04:24

1) Yes.

2)Yes, either tonight or tomorrow afternoon.

3)Referring friends to do the same. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:27, Dec 2

1. You always were nice to me. You're a sweetheart, Led.
2. Thank you for the glowing review!
3. I spruced up the page in two ways: first, I added two pictures and changed the title of the last section. Second, I made it more obvious that the guy is a pirate in the Normal#Were you digging for something in your front yard? section. I notice now that the line between serial killer and pirate is very very slim. Hopefully my neighbor is a pirate, otherwise I'm scared. What do you think of my improvements? Too much?

  Le Cejak • <-> Dec 2, 06:08

I like the images, but now it's just a little too cluttered at the bottom. I think that the map image would work well in the 'digging' section, give that a try. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:25, Dec 2

How now, brown cow? I think it may be too obviou s, now.   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 2, 06:29

Ah, yes, good point. Hmm.....maybe try replacing it with something else, like the boat he was on with his dad? I bet you could find a nice generic boat picture that doesn't give too much away. I do like how it's less cluttered at the bottom, now, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:35, Dec 2

Well, I'm goin to sleep now, good luck with the page. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:39, Dec 2

Have a good night, Led. A normal boat for thou! I'm looking for a picture of a pirate screaming or something for the bottom. I'm no good with multiple pictures.   Le Cejak • <-> Dec 2, 06:40

Hey, Led, what do you think now? Thanks again for helping me!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3 @ 21:44)

Ah, much prettier. I may have to give it a VFH nom... ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:00, Dec 3

ooh, that sounds sexay! :D   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3 @ 22:02)

I hope it goes well... I'm sorry that I made you nom that other piece of crap I wrote. In the future, I'll just assume that every article of mine you look at you automatically can tell if it's vfh or not...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3 @ 22:11)

Heh, I really can't. I just go by feel, man. Ride the breeze. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:23, Dec 3

Thanks!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 02:02, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

No, thank you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:08, Dec 3

Adoption and PeeReview

I am dismayed. As I look around I see lotsa people with shiny things that I haveth not. For that reason, will you kindly adopt me so that I too can have shiny things? <Starts Sad Puppy Look>

On a side note, will you kindly, if you have time, pee and review (unofficially) my article Marching band.--Unknown_user | Talk | Contribs | LULZ | AAN | MUN 05:55, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Sure! Adoption request granted! You can now add the shiny template below to your userpage. I see you've been welcomed to the uncyc by Thekillerfroggy. The first thing you're gonna wanna do, if you haven't already, is read those top two links he gave you. Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian and Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid are our gospel around here, especially that second one. I've been here for months, and still give it a read every once-in-a-while. It really is great for getting ideas for articles. Other than those, if you're interested the site, there's a handful of links at Help:Contents that are worth a look-see. If you need anything else, feel free to ask me right here. As for the pee review, I'll try to get to it; this week is looking to be particularly busy for me, especially with hockey n' all. But, I'll try to find some time and get to it as soon as I can. Anyways, welcome to the machine! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:54, Dec 3

UNLIMITED POWER

Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power I shall now fulfill my destiny March 30 16:05 Mordillo (Talk) blocked Mordillo (Talk) (Infinite) (Clear off!).

Thanks again for the nom!

~ 16:29, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes, release your hatred. Mmm, good. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:45, Dec 3

Userspace?

Hi and thanks for the welcome.

I just have one question. You said to "start pages in userspace". How exactly do I go about this?

It's probably obvious and I'm probably being stupid here but I can't see how it's done.

Thanks, Juve curr 14:21, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Hey, it's that guy I adopted again. Why doesn't he leave me alone? I just want time to play with my balloons

Oh, hey, yeah, I gots an article featured. I'm trying to stop whoring, so I'm wondering if it's a good idea to make a template thanking the people who voted? If it is a good idea, like it seems to be, would you care to uh look at it once I'm finished? Thank you so much Led, you've been a sweetheart   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 7 / 06:28)

Yeah, make a thank-you template. I think they're a nice gesture to the voters. And I'd look at it, sure. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:48, Dec 7

User:Cajek/Unicorn?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 7 / 14:54)

Looks good. Maybe just add a link to your article so they know what you're thanking them for. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:42, Dec 7

Ahh!

Will stop editing for a bit then! Enjoy. Let me know when your finished. MrN 19:47, Dec 7

Huh? Whatcha mean? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:48, Dec 7

I thought you were editing User:MrN9000/Sandbox1. I noticed that you had made a few changes... Thought that I would stop editing it myself for a while so as to avoid edit conflicts. I have not done a lot of editing when two people are working on the same thing at exactly the same time before and thought that would cause trouble... Will it not?

Cajek did quite a lot of the work, he put his efforts onto the actual pee guidelines page, but its probably better to work in a sandbox for now is it not? MrN 19:57, Dec 7

Yeah, definitely keep it in a sand box, maybe make a forum post at the Dump once you're close to finished. As for me, I'd love to help, but I have a High School hockey game to win ;). And I'm not even Canadian! What gives, eh? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:59, Dec 7

Thanks for sorting that

RE my post in the Dump which someone messed with. I'm happy for the post to be deleted, looks like no one is interested in the idea. Can it be removed? Looks like it's only going to cause trouble... Cajek and I have been doing some good work on the pee-guide, though I think we have done more typing in the talk page, feel free to check out our efforts if you fancy it... User:MrN9000/Sandbox1 MrN 00:48, Dec 8

I'm not sure what I'm being thanked for here, but you're welcome :). Also, sure, I'll give you guys a hand if I get around to it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:52, Dec 8

Forum:Shall_I_nominate_myself? is what I'm talking about, sorry. I created the post, but It seems pointless now, as my idea was not welcomed... So I was just suggesting it be deleted. I have never attempted to remove a Dump post before, so have no idea if it can/should be done... MrN 01:00, Dec 8

Ah yes, the IPs can and will do that. And if you want it deleted, you can ask on QVFD or on an admin's talk page, but it'll just go away eventually, anyway. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:05, Dec 8

Thanks. MrN 01:07, Dec 8

Adopt me pl0x

No really. I need a parole officer adopter. You, Balloon, can make a nub's day by adopting ME!...please? :D --The Duke of Spork 01:59, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Sure! Adoption request granted! You can now add the shiny template below to your userpage. I see you've been welcomed to the uncyc by Zombiebaron. The first thing you're gonna wanna do, if you haven't already, is read those top two links he gave you. Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian and Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid are our gospel around here, especially that second one. I've been here for months, and still give it a read every once-in-a-while. It really is great for getting ideas for articles. Other than those, if you're interested the site, there's a handful of links at Help:Contents that are worth a look-see. If you need anything else, feel free to ask me right here. Anyways, welcome to the machine! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:58, Dec 8

Woohoo! Could you look at my user page and tell me if you think it to be slightly funny? Even slightly? --The Duke of Spork 13:52, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Haha, yeah, it gave me a good chuckle, despite being a bit...odd. I would, however, like to point out that, although you make numerous mentions of my mother, I have 2 dads. Just saying. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:35, Dec 8

He has 2 biological fathers. He's that manly.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 8 / 16:37)

Used to be three, but, well... Let's just say it's a long story. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:38, Dec 8

I know. I know. ...I know. ...I KNOW.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 8 / 16:39)

Wow! *gives a look of awe* You have two dads? I wish I could have two dads... which one's the bitch? --The Duke of Spork 17:02, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Depends on the day... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:04, Dec 8

Oh... well.... I can have more colons than you!>:O --The Duke of Spork 17:07, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

this is an "ADOPTED BY LED" convention! Where should I set up the Cajek booth?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 8 / 17:12)

Uh... right there... no... not quite... hmm. Yeah, yeah! Your booth goes right... HERE, and mine goes.... HERE! Hail to the parole officer of doom adopter!--The Duke of Spork 17:39, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Unicorns-slash-rainbows and happiness

	Oh Shit LOCK THE WINDOWS AND BOLT THE DOORS, SOME HORNY BASTARD IS COMING TO RAPE YOU!
	I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND SERIOUS NOW, BUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE ON THE BUSINESS END OF THAT HORN

I feel like I know you...

  Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 8 / 15:36)

Hmm

Re your post in the dump... A certain someone is not going to like that. And may I say Sir Led, that if your still at school as you claim... Then so am I. :) MrN 19:28, Dec 8

Slut...

• I know, I know, being a slut is tons of fun. But don't do it on the talkpages of banned users. Ever. Esspecially users banned forever. -- The Zombiebaron 23:55, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah, I didn't realize he was banned, I just saw an edit on my talk page and and just had to click that shiny green talk link. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:56, Dec 9

Well here's your first

	Whoops! You have been given the Poison Pee Award
	Have you read the Pee Review Guidelines? ________________________________________________ Cos you go down far too easy

Cajek did it... What do ya think?

RE that guy you just welcomed, he must have been banned at like the same second you sent you welcome! MrN 00:18, Dec 10

Yeah, the template looks good. Dunno whether abused, though, so try to keep an eye on its usage. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:24, Dec 10

I think is the most controversial thing we a doing with the new guide. I agree, people might go over the top with it... Cajek is very much in favor of it, so I say, make him keep an eye on the bloody thing! It's going to be trouble I expect...

It's been tried before also I think... Template:PeeReviewWarning

Maybe I will try and talk him into getting rid of it and just telling people to send a normal message via their talk page... MrN 00:33, Dec 10

Yeah, talk to him about that. I think a template, all pre-rendered n' all, could kinda make people feel kicked in the face, you know what I mean? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:38, Dec 10

Sure do. I changed the text a little (as you can see) to make it a bit less confrontational. But I'm still not sure it's a good idea. The person who created Template:PeeReviewWarning is banned now I think. Which does not bode well... MrN 00:44, Dec 10

Good day sir

As you can see, I have bin messing with boomers page a fair bit, moving random chat to the talk page and cleaning up a bit. You know I'm new and cautious, so I just wanted to check that this sort of thing is ok? MrN 01:15, Dec 11

It's all good, as long as it's in good faith. Keep in mind that it's pretty easy to revert stuff--nothing is final, so don't worry about it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:17, Dec 11

Cool. I'm just trying to get the place a bit more serious, (and discourage people chatting on the main page) no one else seams to be doing it, so I though I would... I'm not really sure how this sort of thing works with the main page and talk page I mean. It's hard for people to know what to write where... The main page should be a bit more formal I think. MrN 01:22, Dec 11

thanks

thanks for clearing that up, led, i was pretty sure that's what the {{construction}} tag was for. (i actually didn't even mean to leave that article or two others so unfinished, i just wandered away from uncyc for a second and didn't look back). it never ceases to amaze me how you manage to find petty conflicts on other user's talk pages and resolve them, so here, have this.

You are presented with one (1) puppy for being totally awesome. CAUTION: Puppy may contain traces of peanuts. For external use only. Avoid using puppy near open flames. Always use goggles and protective gloves when handling puppy directly. If puppy begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head.

incidentally, you and your uncyc crew are from norwell, huh? i'm from quincy originally. i used to play legion baseball against norwell a few years back, and i think i saw a rock show at norwell high like 4 years ago. true stories--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:30, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Heh, cool. I think I've played Quincy a few times in summer hockey, and I'm at Norwell High right now. I say the state of MA rises up and conquers Uncyclopedia. We could do it; there's prolly 5 or so of us! Oh, and I'm glad to help-- anything to try to diffuse a flamewar pre-bans. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:39, Dec 11

I'm a Big Fat Slutty Whore!

Hey dude will you help mya rticle out Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? I'd greatly appreciate if you voted for or 'against Strong For it.--Dr. Fenwick 00:40, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

It's so weird when random people pop up on your talk page

You know? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:52, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Totally. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:59, Dec 13

dudes.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 13:32)

uhhh. I'm not random, I'm a definite integer. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:15, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

__NOCAJEK__. __NOCAJEK__. Bloody hell. Is this thing on? ~ 14:18, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

(06:14 December 13, 2007) Mordillo (Talk | contribs) huffed "Battle of the Bulge in my Pants" (content was: '#REDIRECT User:Unknown user/Battle of the Bulge in my Pants' and the only contributor was 'Mordillo')   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 13 / 14:24)

Yes ermmm.../me feels a bit awkward ~ 14:26, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

blimey!

I came out right in-between you and Boomer in that Forum:A poll: Uncyclopedian political slants (2) thing! Now that's not a comfortable place to be! Any chance of a comment from one so wise on that template thingy me bob on cajek's page? MrN 23:08, Dec 14

I dunno, I'm still a little nervous about pee-templates. At the very least, I think you should only the give the reviewee the right to post it, and tell them to put it on the offending user's talk page. Also, I'd change it to something along the lines of "Your review wasn't really that helpful to me, can I please have another better one?" - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:13, Dec 14

Sounds sensible. I will see what I can do with it. It would defiantly be less confrontational if it were sent by the person who wrote the article.... They are the only ones who can judge if it was helpful or not I suppose... MrN 23:19, Dec 14

Yeah, that's what I was thinkin'. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:22, Dec 14

Uh, I would feel more comfortable if your template had jagged red edges and called the reviewer racial slurs, please. Thank you. --Cajek is a big ol' doofus Dec 15, 00:16

It should also come out of the computer screen and punch the article writer in the chest. --TheLedBalloon has NO SOCKPUPPETS PERIOD. 00:18, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Enough of this nonsense, lets make a mess of Led, talk page for a change... How about the new

"DribblePee"

	Hey, I don't mean to be a dick but...
	I noticed that you had done a Pee Review of MrN Has unusually large reproductive organs. Thank you. I was wondering if you could let me know why you had given your scores, and also wondered if you had any suggestions for how the article might be improved. Would you please consider giving another review? Thanks!

Better? MrN 00:23, Dec 15

Yep, I like it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:24, Dec 15

Uh, I'm sorry, but it still isn't spitting verbal acid in my face. ...And why am I not shocked at the message it's portraying? --Cajek is a big ol' doofus Dec 15 / 01:43

I am greatly disturbed by the template's lack of CAPSLOCK and profanity. --TheLedBalloon has NO SOCKPUPPETS PERIOD. 03:47, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Uh, I'm sorry but you fill me with bile. You fill my soul with bile and vomit in the same way that that template fills my screen with COMPLETELY UTTER SHITE. I ask that you add some more cannibalistic pron, please. --Cajek is a big ol' doofus Dec 15 / 03:50

Hea! Were over at Leds place now! /me wipes his feet on the carpet... I just had a word with Modusoperandi and he's behind the idea of the template. He actually suggested making it a bit more rambling, (that rambling man) which I think might help... MrN 03:54, Dec 15

Yeah, it looks good to me, too. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:59, Dec 15

Kudos

I say old chap, that custom welcome you've been leaving noobs is a right jolly good piece of art. Boy, if someone had told me all that I would never have been beating my fists on the table and crying to Hinoa asking him to tell me why Olipro was so mean. Well, maybe the bit about Olipro deleting Canadian Jesus was unavoidable, and to this day he won't say why he did it. Anyway, major kudos. I have a custom greeting for noobs, but it ain't that good! --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:26, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, glad you like it :). I actually stole the basic formatting and most of the points in that red bit from HerrDoktor, who is now inactive. I didn't even see him use, I think I saw someone blank their own talk page in RC, and that was what was on it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:39, Dec 15

TheLedBalloon, bastard child of TheLedZeppelin,

You do some good review work, so I've got a favor to ask of you. Would you consider providing a second opinion on the pee review of my article, Academia? You've got some good reviews under your belt, and plus, you seem to have a good grasp of things to put on VFH, which is the place I hope this article will eventually be. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 10:18, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Nevermind, MrN9000 suggested I just revert the review if I wanted more advice/another review, which turned out to be a pretty good idea. You're still welcome to comment on it if you so desire, but you don't have to if you don't want to. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 13:44, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Sure, I'll review it. Just give me a day or two. It'll come when you least expect it... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:36, Dec 15

Hmph! I just went to take a look at the page, and it seems Gerry Cheevers has already reviewed it! Ah well, I'll get the next one. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:14, Dec 15

Yay christmas!

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas! I mean... merry. May yew get all yew want, or do whatever or some shit that yew like, et cetera blah blah anyway happy christmas Led..dy. Yes, I shall call yew Leddy from now on! Honest, I meant merry! ~Fag x FS

Yay! This'll be the faggiest Christmas EVER! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:26, Dec 15

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Aww, thankies :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, Dec 15

Bloody cajek

Well here I am... Trying to do all cool things, trying to breath some life back into the Pee Review process, working on a few articles here and there, and generally doing some cool stuff with cajek... Well I though I would see what we could work on today, and he goes and gets himself banned AGAIN! Dam Led, can't you control that boy of yours? That was a rhetorical question... No response necessary of course... (Note to cajek, STOP GETTING BANNED!) MrN 23:33, Dec 15

Oh jeez, I didn't even see. What is it, this time? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:35, Dec 15

Vandalizing my userpage. As a result of me vandalizing his. Curiously, his ban stays and mine doesn't. Probably because I'm cuter. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:37 Dec 15, 2007

Perhaps you could mention that to the person who banned him Skullthumper? That your cuter I mean... I thought it was OK to edit someone else's user page if you had there 'consent'? I may need to be more careful myself in future... :P MrN 23:43, Dec 15

It was Zombiebaron, actually. I'm on IRC talking it out. Someone could try to get Cajek on IRC, that'd be great... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:46, Dec 15

How can I help to do that? MrN 23:47, Dec 15

Too late, sirs. Me and Cajek were already online during the bannings. He agreed to wait out the 24-hour period just for giggles, as did I. Except Tom Mayfair randomly unbanned me, the commie bastard. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:48 Dec 15, 2007

Just when I thought he was the role model brother I never had....I'm still your good kid, right? (wags tail expectantly for the sake of self gratification)-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 03:15, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Honestly. I just don't know where I went wrong with that one. I can still count on you, U.U., yes? I trust we won't have any more adoptee......problems? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:35, Dec 16

I'm an absolute angle angel. BTW if you you have time, can you piss on Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet since cajek is in time out?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 03:49, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sure. Just gimme an hour or two, and I should get to it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:58, Dec 16

Ohh, I wish I had such a loving caring dad as you Skull! Mine hardly ever talks to me these days... :( I'm sure he doesn't love me really... cry cry Maybe you could foster me Led? We could get the papers drawn up and everything? :) MrN 03:38, Dec 16

Don't worry TLB, you didn't go wrong with Cajek. Unfortunately I'm a bad influence. In fact, I'm a dick. And yet I've been nominated for UotM. It's that cute smile, I guess. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:12 Dec 16, 2007

m (spelling fix) XD - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, Dec 16

Stopit! You're only encouraging my evil side. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:28 Dec 16, 2007

I can see I'm going to have to work on my dickery skills... It's too late for the cute smile me thinks :) ... :-)... No, no, it's not working... MrN 04:42, Dec 16

I'm back! What'd I miss? Oh cool! I'm the bad son now!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 01:01)

Cajek: The Bad Son on the edge who just doesn't play by the rules. *Explosions* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:03, Dec 17

WHOOOHOOOHOOOO!!!!! PARTAY!!!!!

Rejoice, TheLedBalloon! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

---

Daddy!! Daddy!! Look! I got almost all A's on my report card!!! Of course you were one of my teachers who graded it but some [[Spillin dylan|Canadian]] gave me almost a 41 and said he would vote for a nom on VHF if I fixed it up. BTW it was cajek who put all the "Shit man, you gotta try this" and the abrupt change in style you didn't like. I should (pending my english project doesn't take all afternoon and my sister isnt a bitch again about me being on all the time on "that stupid website for people who have no lives and I-think-you-have-no-life-so-im-going-to-be-a-total-bitch-and-kick-you-off-so-I-can-check-my-facebook") be able to finish it and (hopefully) get another pee in before either nomming myself or having a certain someone wink wink do it.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 07:36, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

That's great! I hope my review helps, and I'd just like to point out that it's VFH, not VHF. Good luck with it, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:06, Dec 16

Christmas!

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

Have a good one! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:28, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes....a good one....yes. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:23, Dec 17

Bloody Jew

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

On a side note, I'm tired of politics invading Uncyclopedia.

And please don't kill me for stealing your XMas template, I had to steal somebody's XMas Template--Æ 01:28, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

*Gasp* I knew it! Meh, I stole the XMas template from my VFH "thank you" templates, which I stole from another VFH "thank you" template made my HerrDoktor. It's all good. And you can't stop the MA! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:52, Dec 17

A WARNING

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

*GASP*. I gotta hide, man. /me dons tinfoil hat. HE'S WATCHING US, MAN. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:26, Dec 17

Re: Have a not-shitty Christmas!

Thanks TheLedBalloon!

One problem; I don't go to school, I barely do any work as it is, and I suffer from kleptomania.

Other than that, loved the card. :)

— Sir Manticore 02:27, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Meh, whatevs, s'all good. Glad you liked the card :). - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:29, Dec 17

I liked the card too! —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 03:05, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I liked the card too!! I even got you this totally personalized, not generic in any way, totally unseen by all other users, christmas card as a thank you! It's also TOTALLY not a modified version of the code of your card!

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:33, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Heh, I guess people seem to like my card; after all, plenty of you guys have stolen the code from it. YES I consider 2 plenty, layoff! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:01, Dec 17

I think it's a matter of the fact that yours was so early. Everybody else saw yours and was like "shit! I need to make some christmas greetings...goddammit, what's the closest example of a christmas template? Hot damn! There's one!" It went exactly like that. -RAHB 12:02, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Yet Another...

It's that time of year again!

And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!

I made this myself for you with my very own rusty HTML/CSS! You can tell, because it is unconstitutionally big and has an edit thing in it (grrr). Oh well, it's the thought that counts! --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:22, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Heh, yeah. If you need color names/hex codes, Uncyclopedia:Palette is a big help. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:31, Dec 17

Apart from the fact that it's hideous, it's quite funny! ~ Mordillo where is my TWAT? 14:43, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I do actually have all the fancy web development programs, but I'm too lazy to use them for something that isn't school work/work. I liked the colors anyway....sorry. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:51, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

Oh hai thar

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
This greeting is not supported by Google AdSense, but it still sucks.

Yay, free stuff! \o/ Also, Merry Christmas. :) -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 14:18, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I might as well, right Led?

Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal.

YOU'RE WELCOME! :D   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 17 / 14:25)

STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR MOTHER'S STOCKINGS!

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

Gee, everyone really likes that template I made. You're all dirty thieves! Bah, humbug! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:27, Dec 17

Happy birthday!

MERRY CHRISTMAS Unknown_user wants to wish Jesus a very happy birthday!!. Happy birthday Jesus!!! JESUS WAS JEWISH!!

You better be good

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU BETTER WATCH OUT SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN -- This preceding message of dire warning was brought to you by Unknown_user

Holiday-Related Message! Excitement!

Hey, y'all. It's me, UnTalented, here to wish you a joyous Midvinterblót! Don't forget to offer up your finest stallions and swine as sacrifices to the Norse gods, lest the chill of winter freeze you to the bone. Cheers!

Oh, and also have a happy...uh...whatever holiday it is you celebrate around this time of year. --UnTalented 21:55, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Yay! This'll be the best Midvinterblót ever! Thank you! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:34, Dec 17

For your archive :P

It's that time of the year again.

Merry Christmas. Here's a template.

Hey, it's the thought that counts.

Right?

...

RIGHT?!

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

17/12/2007 @ 22:03

RIGHT!!!!!???? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:34, Dec 17

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

FUCK YOU. IT'S HALLOWEEN.

HAPPY FUCKIN' HALLOWEeeEEEeeeN!!! Don't let: the crypt-keeper bite you. me catch you throwing eggs at my fucking house again, TheLedBalloon/Archives4. ...no, I'm serious about the egg thing, okay? I'm fuckin' serious. ...you can hide the eggs, but this ain't Easter. ...you could eat the eggs, but this ain't Thanksgiving. ...you could light the eggs on fire but this ain't the 4th of July. ...unless you're in a kitty costume. That's okay, cuz it's god damned Halloween, okay???!??! -- This preceding message was brought to you by   Le Cejak • <->

What, no Helloween? :P - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:43, Dec 18

Been naughty, or just boring old nice?

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:33, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Finally, someone remembered that I wanted soft-core porn for Christmas! Thank you! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:45, Dec 18

Re-Pee(t)

Yo Leddite, can you urinate on my article again before I either self nom or "politely ask someone to do it for me" for VFH? It is 98% complete (+ or - 1%).-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 02:13, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Sure, I'll do it, but you may have to wait 'till tomorrow-- it's getting late over here, and I still have a bit of non-uncyc work to do. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:57, Dec 18

So, about those templates...

You're the first one that posted a Christmas template on my talk page, so I'm asking you. You lucky dog, you. Anyway, what's with the templates everywhere? Is it a tradition for this time of the year? I feel bad for not having one... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:49, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm not 100% sure; I only got here last April, but I'm pretty sure I noticed a few Christmas templates on a few users' talk archives. Once Bonner gave me one, though, I knew I'd just have to send out a few as well. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:00, Dec 18

On a completely unrelated note

ARCHIVE YOUR TALK PAGE! Damn! It took me 27 seconds to load! I'll never get those 27 seconds back! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:49, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Meh, I'm waiting for Christmas to come and go, so that I can archive away all these template-cards at once, and stick 'em on the mantle to collect dust and be forgotten. In the meantime, you can always try loading Spang's talk page. *shudder* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:05, Dec 18

As a proponent of archiving I have to say that I unfortunately agree with Boomer.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 18 / 04:31)

"Unfortunately"? You got a problem, punk? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:53, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

YEAH! YEAH I DO! I GOT A PROBLEM! YEAH! PROBLEMS! I GOT EM! PROBLEMS WITH YOU!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 18 / 14:25)

Got a proooobleeeeeem. Got a prrooooobblem! PROBLEM IS YOU! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:45, Dec 18

Hey! I remember this guy!

Led, hi! Uh, I basically just whipped up an article with Fag, and we need it reviewed by someone with experience? Do you wanna?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 18 / 18:12)

Woah, hold on there, man! I gotta review U.U.'s page, he did ask first. After that, I'll try to get to it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:22, Dec 18

Ah, did not know that. You are a busy adopter, ain't ya?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 18 / 20:42)

Jeez, I guess so. Like I said, I should get to it eventually... Feel free to ask someone else if you want, I won't be too offended. ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:50, Dec 18

Christmas cuteness

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa. Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever! Not cute enough? CLICK to try again

Yay Christmas! -- sannse esnnas 21:37, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Quick changes before VFH

I'm am moments away from self nomming my article since nobody loves me enough to do it themselves. However, the humorologists of me, myself and my pet cat all collectively agree it needs a unique "shocking" template (no, you sicko, not goatse). I'm not very handy with template making so can you whip up one or have someone whip one up for me? As in soon?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 00:03, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

By that, do you mean one to thank voters? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:06, Dec 19

Jeez your quick at responding. Not exactly, more like a warning sign like on a few other articles such as censorship. You can also make one for the voters too, asking them to promptly stick their tongue in the outlet. Can you get the "Crackle! Buzzzt!" thing to flash between blue and yellow. Im just rambling now. -- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 00:12, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...I suppose I could make a "Shocking" template. Dunno if I could make it flash in multicolor, though. You might have to ask Spang about that, or else make a .gif image somehow. Anyways, I'll try to make a template-thing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:21, Dec 19

Whipped this thing up really quickly, I think it's suitable for the bottom of the article. You might want to change the colors, image, border-size, and text to meet you expectations. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:30, Dec 19

Well it was nice, but my cat pointed out that the image was the same as the one in the article, so I'd recommend adjusting it to thank voters. You can be the first one! So what do I do before I nom, remove the pee template and pray to Robo Jesus they like it?Or...Maybe...You could do it since you are my owner!!!!! Thats a great idea!!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 00:50, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

That cat looks familiar...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 19 / 00:58)

TAHT'S MY KITTEH NOT YUORS!!!! Oh, and your VFH "for" vote will be expected. Just don't put it right under Led's vote. They might get suspicious.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 01:08, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

TOO LATE! (HI KITTEH! Do you like UU? YOU DON'T?!)   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 19 / 01:32)

Thank You!

Unknown_user would like to thank you for voting for his article, Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet.
To thank you, he has left a "golden surprise" in your electrical outlet. Use a screwdriver to get it out.

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Thanks to all my loyal supporters, your vote really counts. No, really, it does.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 02:13, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, sos, I moved the template into Unknown user's userspace, so.... yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:14, Dec 19

Merry Xmas

Secular Greetings! This atheist wishes you much non-religious merriment as we celebrate the birth of consumerism. -- lovely Ape (detect) (Riot Porn)

--Wow, you have one long fucking talk page. Merry Xmas.

Thanks

Thanks for the nomination/vote. I got my first feature thanks to you! --UnTalented 21:36, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Something or other...

Happy XMAS er, Hanukkah no Easter maybe? New Year possibly presents day grr, Happy Spam Day! “ Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam! ” [1] MrN 21:29, Dec 19

Can I keep him?

I know, I know wait till your older or Im not done with you yet but can I adopt a noob that came to me for help? I peed on one of his articles (Boxes) and advised him to join AAN and he did, and I think he has potential as a noob, and I can help him with some basic things and some writing advice. So can I can I can I? PLZ I WANT ME A PUPPY!!!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 21:41, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, the rules technically say you aren't supposed to until you graduate from the AAN. If you want you can graduate(as soon as you're ready you can ask) and then adopt him. Until then, there are some other good adopters that I know would make great parents. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:46, Dec 19

I'll have to see how trainable he is. Believe it or not, I know (most of the time) what is funny and what is not (which is why Cajek won't allow me to pee on any more of his articles, that unfunny bastard) and know enough about this site to be an aide to a lost wittle puppy. I will ask him, and if he doesn't respond in 24 hours I wont take him (I want a noob I can interact with in the same timezone). If he responds and wants me to pwn him then consider me graduating (unless you object).-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 22:16, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

You know what? Im not quite ready to be a father.

Led hasn't let me loose yet.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 20 / 04:31)

Actually, I did once, and you said you didn't wanna grow up. And I was all like, ok, lemme know when you wanna grow up and I'll wave my magic wand and make it happen. That was when the music got all dramatic and the camera angles got weird... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:41, Dec 20

Was that you wearing a blond wig and a sparkling blue dress?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 20 / 14:28)

No, I was wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora. I think I was in black and white. Not really sure why... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:05, Dec 20

Hea, at least you left me with some SPAM!

[2] The python song... MrN 21:52, Dec 19

UnNews 101

I have noticed that most of the VFHed articles were those for unnews. I am master at comedic improv (I took a course on it during the summer) which allows me to come up with crazy ideas without restraints set by a specific topic (explaining why hasn't yet rolled over completely into my articles), many of which would look great on unnews. But heres the problem: I don't know how original they are, considering how I read the Onion and own several of their books. I was going to start an article from the viewpoint of a 9 month old fetus that was getting tired of being cramped up in there and escapes, also known as childbirth. But to my horror, the Onion got it before me!! What do I do and is it illegal to make articles similar to the ones in the Onion? -- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 23:04, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, certainly it's dangerous to use ideas that have been done before, mostly because jokes tend to be less funny the second time. However, if you know for a fact that your ideas for the page are original enough to be fresh, it should be fine. If your page and the Onions's page start sharing similar gags, you know it's time to pick a new topic. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:09, Dec 21

Merry PirateNinjamas!

Merry PirateNinjamas! The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas!

Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:06, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Thank you for the fast vandalism revert on my talk page. I would give you an award, but I haven't the time... --NuclearSoviet 04:16, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

No problem, don't mention it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, Dec 21

Hey, I just wanted to thank you.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 21 / 04:23)

No problem, don't mention it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:24, Dec 21

Thank you for that item.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 21 / 04:27)

Guess who's banned again...

Ok, you don't need to guess... Looks like cajek changed Dr._Skullthumperuser page in reaction to him attacking cajek's pee page. I have left a message on Skullthumpers talk page here: [3] .... Just to let you know. MrN 15:27, Dec 21

IT'S OKAY NOW! I'M UNBANNED BY OLIPRO, after TKF forgot the autoblock!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 21 / 20:34)

Yeah, sorry I couldn't vouch for you, buddy. I was at school, and then went to play a hockey game. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:13, Dec 21

So wait... are you saying school is more important than Cajek?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 21 / 23:15)

Y'know Cajek, it's been about an hour. Aren't you due for a banning yet? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:17 Dec 21, 2007

It's you again! We keep meeting in the grungiest of places   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 21 / 23:19)

MY talk page? Grungy??? I'll have you know, sir, that my talk page is clean enough to eat off of. You can eat off it right now, if you choose! Go ahead, I'll wait. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:23, Dec 21

holiday greetings

Gerrycheevers wishes you a Happy Solstice! Enjoy the pagan festival of the Northernmost Sunrise! As a special holiday treat, Gerry also is willing to waive the usual offering of blood required in return for this friendly greeting.

Tagged pages on Special:Newpages

Hea Led. I wondered if you knew how to get the tagging thing to work on new pages? You know the thing which shows you which pages have an ICU tag on them already when you click the Mark tagged new pages button. I have tried messing with a few scripts, but can't get it to work. Does you know how to work the voodoo? It's a pain having to look at every new article. MrN 00:44, Dec 22

Sorry, I don't know about that feature. You could always ask Spang, he seems knowledgeable about things that involve the wrod "script." - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:25, Dec 22

Winklarity

On another note. I like the idea of proving ones winkerness. This article needs writing I feel... I'm Mr Winkler... No I'm Mr Winkler... I'm spartacus! er, I mean Mr Winkler... MrN 01:00, Dec 22

Yeah, if you want you can write it. I've already promised myself that I won't touch mr winkler (no gay joke intended) in anything I write. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:32, Dec 22

VFH Race

Well if it weren't for some very opinionated idjut who I doubt even fully appreciated the article nor will be on unc again any time soon to respond to my queries of why he voted no and to see my latest additions a well meaning person who was dissatisfied for a "justifiable reason", I'd have EASILY pulled ahead of yours and all the other articles in the race for VFH, and all in 4 days. Now I only hope he will read it again and see the lulz I put in and the now undeniably very apparent "concept" he said didn't exist.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 21:16, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Don't take it personally; humor is relative and a matter of personal opinion, so no page is funny to everyone. I think your page will still be featured, don't worry too much about it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:40, Dec 22

Fonchezzz

I probably seem like an idiot for asking, as it seems like everyone else knows who he is, but who is Fonchezzz?--Æ 00:05, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Google "Happy Days" AE. Or "fonz". Look what the actors real name is. [4] MrN 00:28, Dec 23

Fonchezzz is an uncyc user, and Leoispotter's brother. He was permabanned on uncyc for spaaming random comments on peoples' talk pages, and later became one of the premier writers on Illogicopedia. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:55, Dec 23

hockey

watch out for those quincy hockey players, i hear they're tough customers. one of them told me he was gonna 'stomp my skull' one time. true story.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:53, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, well, none of them were too tough, and I didn't take any bad hits. Certainly nobody stomped my skull. Are you by any chance mixing your memories of Quincy with certain uncyc users? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:57, Dec 23

ah, i think i may be confusing my old hometown with south boston, or as they like to refer to themselves as, 'souffie'. perhaps our buddy has been influenced by some upstanding young gentlemen from that particular area. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:28, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

By the way...

Merry Holiday type thing, or somthing 2007 Capercorn would like to hope that your holidays are not as bad as this poor guy's. Have a Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Yuletide and/or Kwanzaa, or whatever strange holiday you celebrate.

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 07:37, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

I nommed my own thingy

Hey Led, have you read Why?:Give Up? I nowminnated it, and I think it's pretty good? Can you think of anything to add?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 23 / 18:32)

I'll have a look at it eventually. Dunno if I'll be able to for a bit, though. I'm on my friend's compy, and it's....well, it's vista. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:46, Dec 23

Windoze? BOOOO! Oh man, I'm sorry that you have to be tortured like that.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 23 / 19:48)

I like windows, just not Vista. Ugh. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:49, Dec 23

UnNews thingy

Thanks for the Shower! I feel either cleaner or dirtier, I'm not sure which. Anyhoo. It's better now, I think; just be careful in the last paragraph: "Perhaps we no one never know what the strange "white stuff" is," fix that for grammar, and then throw it up in PR for another review round, get a second passover. Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:38, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

WELL TONIGHT, THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU. Merry Christmas. - STM

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 12:55, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas TheLedBalloon/Archives4! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)