User:NuclearSoviet

Цsэя:ИцсlэдяSoviэт ☭

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Welcome to my userpage on Uncyclopedia!
☭However, those of you who are obsessed by those so-called experts on Wikipedia can find my Wikipedia userpage here.☭

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Don't mess with me or this will happen to your PC (an the porn files you know you have on it)!

Nothing could be better! Soviets and nuclear weapons. Nothing could go wrong -- could it?
Oh, sure. Feel free to edit the articles here. But remember, in Sоviэт Яцssiд, дятiсlэ эdiт уоц!!
Comrade! Would you like to see some funny videos? Click here! But remember, in Sоviэт Яцssiд, уoцTцbэ wдтchэs уoц!!

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

No user serviceable parts inside.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, NuclearSoviet also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Soviet seizure!

Don't mess with the Soviets!

In the US, you find the party. But, in Sоviэт Яцssiд, Рдяту Fiиds УОЦ!!

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user will give you a seizure.

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

AA!

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user has successfully bulit a Federation starship! Please be aware that this user may choose to kill you using photon torpedoes at any time.

See also

UnSource:List of Russian reversals

Blue Screens of Death Videos (YouTube)

This is bill gates while showing off Win 98

This is the banned commercial from Sun Microsystems. They coined the term "Blue Screen of Death" in this very commercial! (it may sound like a conservationist commercial, but it's really funny!)

And you say Macs don't crash?