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Stir frying

Keep
Delete	Disintegrate. Short, unfunny, and cliche filled 2006 IP cruft. Saberwolf116 02:45, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mnb'z 05:36, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:31, 30 Apr Delete. Overcooked noodles. --Romartus 19:04, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Delete -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:49, 30 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:56, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kill the history and quotes sections and it would be a fairly decent stub. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:51, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

New York Yankees

Keep	Keep. Granted, it's a terrible stub, but it's just gonna be recreated by an IP. I recommend Imperial Colonization. Saberwolf116 19:39, 28 April 2009 (UTC) Keep Hopefully some one, some where can fix this Xxdsxxdemonic Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:36, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Reluctant Keep I would say delete, but its just going to be recreated worse than this one. I would recommend either Imperial colonization or a stub &/or hard rewrite tag. --Mnb'z 17:04, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:12, 28 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Frankly, if you replaced this page with "The New York Yankees are a baseball team called the New York Yankees," it would improve it. pillow talk 19:49, 28 April 2009 (UTC) ~~In fact, I basically just did that. Now the article is coherent, but still merits deletion.~~ Reverted back. pillow talk 19:20, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Dang, has anyone seen the history of this poor article? I say we do the humane thing and put it out of its misery. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 20:53, 28 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 08:56, 29 April 2009 (UTC) blanket delete on any version of this article in its history. this has been deleted 19 times. it's going to be back. that doesn't mean we shouldn't get rid of it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:49, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:18, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Yeah. If this is kept, I'll leave. That's how bad it is. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:24, 29 April 2009 (UTC) ~~Delete~~ Don't vote based on how an article might be in the future, It's probably best to delete and protect it until someone funny has time to write something good other than a terrible stub as this was. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:42, 30 April 2009 (UTC) As Hype appears to be doing --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:44, 30 April 2009 (UTC) No, I'm really not. I'm a little amused by the fact that the article is now about how bad the article is, but obviously we can't leave it in that state. I can't write a legitimate article about the New York Yankees: the sum total of my knowledge on that topic is that it has something to do with baseball. pillow talk 17:03, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Delete - It would be better to start from scratch with this. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:58, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Smite. per '87 16:57, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:17, 30 Apr Delete No one will ever fix this. Even so, get rid of this crap till then ~SirTags tit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 17:25, 30 April 2009 (UTC) Delete per above. Maybe it can be resurrected as an in-joke--Mnb'z 18:30, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Looks like this article has been so hacked around that it was eventually reduced to stating the blooming obvious in the end. --Romartus 21:26, 28 April 2009 (UTC) I'm absolutely fucking amazed that this is getting keep votes. I cut and pasted the Wikipedia page about the Miami Dolphins into "New York Yankees," and people are voting keep? So is the consensus that absolutely anything on this page, no matter how horrible, deserves to be kept? Because it's hard to imagine an article worse or less funny than what's up there now, unless it's what was there before I did that. pillow talk 14:23, 29 April 2009 (UTC) You know what? I annotated how bad this is. I don't even fucking care if I get banned for vandalism. I want you all to take a good hard look at what you're voting for. pillow talk 19:17, 29 April 2009 (UTC) i'm with you, hyp. and for the record, 'colonization will get to this' is not a valid reason to keep an article. speaking as the co-leader of that group, we have finished 4 articles in 2+ months, so don't expect us to jump every time you vote 'keep'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:31, 29 April 2009 (UTC) This. IC has quite a bit on it's plate already without adding crap like this. A fresh start would be far easier than colonizing this. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:17, 30 Apr Also: this article is a poor candidate for IC because I'd wager that very few regular editors here know a damn thing about the Yankees. pillow talk 18:10, 30 April 2009 (UTC) They're a hockey team right? -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:54, 30 Apr If this does get deleted please move it to User:Mnbvcxz/New York Yankees. I want to keep it for reference purposes. And Hype's notes are funny. --Mnb'z 18:30, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Feghaly

Keep	Weak Keep - I've seen worse. Much worse. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:07, 28 April 2009 (UTC) Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:35, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:56, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 20:23, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I read this a couple of times to understand why the writer thought this was funny. Well it isn't unless the idea of Lesbian cities in Scotland and Lebanon trading between each other makes you roll on the floor clutching your sides. This wiki certainly gets contributions from some very strange people.--Romartus 11:27, 28 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Random piffle. --UU - natter 11:41, Apr 28 wtf. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:57, 28 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 08:58, 29 April 2009 (UTC) For fuck's sake, delete this! This is horrible. It's random nonsense about a made-up "weapon" named after an uncommon last name. I am having a hard time envisioning any page at all that the keep voters would be willing to delete. If I wrote a page called "BUTT POOP" with the content being "I eat apples with Mike Tyson," is that keep-worthy? Seriously. I want to know. Because honestly, I think that page would be better than this one. At least it's over fast. pillow talk 16:08, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Delete per hyperbole --Mnb'z 17:16, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments

St. Alfred of Parma

Keep	Keep It's not such a bad stub. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:41, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. I can't fault as regards overall structure and coherence on this stub. It isn't a disgrace like of a lot more deserving misfits to the slaughter here. --Romartus 19:56, 21 April 2009 (UTC) weak keep. stub that needs a rewrite...smells like UN:CW to me...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:58, 21 April 2009 (UTC) There's nothing wrong with deleting it so someone can start over. Saberwolf116 23:19, 21 April 2009 (UTC) St. Alfred was just made up on Uncyclopedia to tie in with Pastafarianism. If this gets deleted, no one would ever to think to start it over. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:57, 24 April 2009 (UTC) Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:35, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Barely Keep full of jibber-jabbery, but if its deleted, it won't be recreated any better. Also, it might generate a "hole" in the FSM saga if its deleted. --Mnb'z 17:25, 29 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Meh, not that bad. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:27, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Unfunny 2005 cruft. Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 19:05, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Bleh, Delete. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 00:23, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Keept -RA HB 05:23, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Sugarglider

Keep
Delete	Dislete. bland unfunny thing that can barely be called an article, most is just copied from Wikipedia --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 02:30, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.. A waste of electrons. --Romartus 09:43, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 20:21, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 06:27, 28 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. OMG eye beams lol. --UU - natter 11:39, Apr 28
Comments

Job

Keep
Delete	Disintegrate. Some depressing observations followed by a list and that head exploding picture - not funny at all and nothing worth saving. Work is just as bad if you redirect to that. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:02, 26 April 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Terrible article. Also, you stole my deletion tagline. Saberwolf116 16:52, 26 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:58, 26 April 2009 (UTC) Delete -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 23:44, 26 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I already have a job, man. I don't need a page on it (especially one that sucks. I alread have a job that sucks, man...). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:13, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.. This needs to be pink slipped as you say in the USA. Cashiered,fired, 'Sugared' (Brit Joke). We do need an article on this subject. No Book of Job either. More I suggest 'What is a Job ? ' --Romartus 09:02, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 06:27, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Is Office workers a plausible redirect target? Or should this article be rewritten to be about the Biblical Job, in which case we need a disambig? (BTW, the Work article should probably be rescoped to be about the physics definition of work.) --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t ~^_^~c 21:28, 26 April 2009 (UTC) Office workers is close enough. The biblical Job would, too, but good luck making it even vaguely funny. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:13, 27 April 2009 (UTC) You could try Tradesmen, it's the only funny work article I've found. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 02:14, 27 April 2009 (UTC) I go to work? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:22, 27 April 2009 (UTC) (arbitrary outdent) So we now have two possible redirect targets. Is that grounds for a disambig? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t ~^_^~c 18:11, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Redirect to whatever you want, but I'm actually strongly considering writing this page. pillow talk 18:13, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Deleted, redirect to work -RA HB 08:17, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

The Nolan Sisters

Keep	Keep. For viewers in Ireland and the UK ! It looks like this page has been vandalized at the bottom. Clean up but not deletion. --Romartus 18:20, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:24, 22 Apr delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:58, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Not an idea to be found. No decent versions I can see in the history either. Get rid. --UU - natter 09:30, Apr 24 Delete. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:03, 26 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:01, 26 April 2009 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:10, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I reverted it to a less crappier version. Thoughts? Saberwolf116 01:37, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Be Awesome

Keep	Weak Keep It smells a bit . Weak tea keep. --Romartus 19:59, 21 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Starts out bad, gets less so. Changed page to redirect to my userpage. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:54, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Keep -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:25, 23 April 2009 (UTC) Weak Keep. Maybe IC would be good. User:Zheliel/sigz2 10:01, 23 April 2009 (UTC) Weak keep. Needs more awesome. --UU - natter 09:26, Apr 24
Delete	Delete. It saddens me that our article on such an awesome topic should suck so hard. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:10, 21 April 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:59, 21 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I always say "write what you know". The author, clearly, did not. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 21:57, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Keept -RA HB 05:58, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Network Ten

Keep
Delete	Disintegrate. Umm...what? Saberwolf116 20:36, 25 April 2009 (UTC) Nearly as bad as Ten itself. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:13, 26 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I think anything here would be better than this . Incomplete and incomprehensible. The writer has given up on it. So should we. --Romartus 15:57, 26 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:59, 26 April 2009 (UTC) AYAYAYAAYAYAYAAAAAA!!!!!!!! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:59, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Ivan the Terrible

Keep
Delete	Delete Should be renamed, Ivan the cumminator. Horrible stuff. ~ 08:09, 24 April 2009 (UTC) Oh dear oh dear, oh dear. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:10, 24 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crap in pretty much every respect. --UU - natter 10:37, Apr 24 Delete. See below. --Romartus 12:41, 24 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. See above below over there. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:28, 24 Apr EXTERMINATE! And redirect to that better thingy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:35, 24 April 2009 (UTC) In Soviet Russia, crappy articles delete YOU! Sorry, I couldn't resist. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 21:03, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I am going to suggest I take this into protective care . Keep the page title and nothing else. Or will it easier just to cull this one ? --Romartus 09:58, 24 April 2009 (UTC) You want to write an article with this title? Start it in your userspace, we can move it when it's ready, and if we huff this version, no-one will be able to revert your new version to this POS. --UU - natter 10:37, Apr 24 Also, there is actually a better version - Ivan the Terrible, Tsar of All the Russias. ~ 11:41, 24 April 2009 (UTC) OK delete this and put a redirect to that one instead. --Romartus 12:41, 24 April 2009 (UTC) Deleted and redirected -RA HB 22:43, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Jonas Brothers

Keep
Delete	Why? Why, God, why? And poor Beatle Paul would never say anything like that. He's in his sixties for Christ's sake! Hell, that sounds more like....like ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA (no, not at all, actually). Anyways, I don't know what's worse, this, or the real Jonas Brothers, whoever the hell they are (I don't watch television or listen to the radio, or whatever.). -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:25, 23 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 21:49, 23 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 08:53, 24 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Stupid-unfunny-random and the 'let's write ---- are a shit band. Oh that is really funny....' style of article . --Romartus 10:08, 24 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bandcruft. --UU - natter 10:21, Apr 24 Post defacto Kerkill Because I can. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:20, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I tagged this for ICU, then the original author talked to me about it on my talk page where he announced his intention to let it die, but since then it's been OVERRUN by IPs. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:12, 23 April 2009 (UTC) Added some minor changes to the article so the quote from Paul is now a quote from Hanson. They appeal to basically the same audience as Hanson, NSYNC, and (for those of us old enough to remember)Menudo and New Kids on the Block. Boy band - guys hate them, young tween (and immature teen)girls go ape over them. If the article is deleted, it probably should be protected from recreation since they are a popular topic right now. (Just wait about 2 years or so, they'll suffer same fate as other boy bands before them.)-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:58, 23 April 2009 (UTC) Lol ur a girl --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:57, 24 April 2009 (UTC) A "girl"? An old girl maybe but I prefer the term "lady" or "woman". I was never the type to have crushes on people I knew I'd never meet in person. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:03, 24 April 2009 (UTC) That's so pessimistic. We might meet some day. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:25, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Hoax

Keep
Delete	Disintegrate and redirect to Practical joke. Saberwolf116 12:25, 23 April 2009 (UTC) George Bush naked. *goes off to masturbate, lonesomely. I have never had sex." -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:28, 23 April 2009 (UTC) Dededelete. Let's see... two whoops templates in series, some crap writing, and then a big list of external links to images he could have just put in. What a great article! -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 21:46, 23 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short and shit, redirect as suggested. --UU - natter 09:31, Apr 24 Delete. A hex on this Hoax article. It's isn't good enough and is blocking a better effort 'shirley'. --Romartus 10:06, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Deletified and redirected. --UU - natter 10:21, Apr 24

Bunny Shark

Keep	Keep. It is certainly an odd article but not one I would suggest for deletion. --Romartus 18:10, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. I've seen far worse. And that pic is great. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:06, 22 Apr Keep. Needs work, not death. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 23:54, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Also --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:08, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	delete. that image creeps me out...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:37, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Keepted swiftly - let the {{expand}} tag do its work, huh? --UU - natter 09:28, Apr 24

Punch Me Elmo

Keep	Keep. It lacks depth, but I think it just needs cleanup and expansion. It's really more of a STUB. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 02:48, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Per Above keep.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:55, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 20:37, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.It's a stub but I doubt if anyone will want to finish this as you would have to get inside the head of the writer to make sense of it as it currently stands. Any volunteers ?? --Romartus 10:56, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Away with it! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:58, 19 Apr Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 08:25, 21 April 2009 (UTC) speedy delete. crap. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:56, 21 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short and shit. --UU - natter 09:24, Apr 24 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:31, 24 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Extreme crap. It gave me an idea for Pleasure Me Elmo though. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:37, 24 Apr
Comments	Check out my proposed cleanup here and see what you think. I agree that it is really more of a stub. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:43, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Mary Poppins and Chuck Norris? I'd rather start over. pillow talk 16:51, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Template:Usacountry

Keep
Delete	Delete. Pointless litter, adds nothing that at least five other templates don't already do. How did this survive for so long? IronLung 12:15, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I go along with a delete. --Romartus 13:44, 22 April 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:40, 22 April 2009 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:12, 22 Apr Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 20:26, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Planes on a Snake

Keep	Meh, keep. It may not qualify as a quality article, but it isn't bad enough to huff. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 21:35, 17 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. --Docile hippopotamus 13:37, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Why not? It's not bad enough to be deleted, in fact its quite a good concept. --Nameable 20:55, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. I don't like it personally but someone might, it's not total crap I guess. -- *Style* *Guide* 17:27, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Not thatbad.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:56, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' IP CRUFT ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' UNCYCLOPEDIA! Saberwolf116 16:26, 17 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. An idea beyond the capabilities of the writer. Happens to me all the time. --Romartus 22:01, 17 April 2009 (UTC) Delete This is terrible. -RA HB 02:36, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Ick! Was this supposed to be even remotely funny? Easier to delete and in case someone who thinks they've got it in them to start from a blank slate... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:39, 19 Apr delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:54, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Tie, keep'd. I'm tired of a something something plane etc. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:52, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Da Vinci code

Keep
Delete	Disintegrate. The ugly stepsister of the recently huffed "The Da Vinci Code". Let's let them both rest in peace, shall we? Saberwolf116 12:04, 21 April 2009 (UTC) Well there's a list --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:25, 21 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Something that is actually worse than the book itself. Needs to nailed on to a lavatory wall for everyone to take aim at. --Romartus 20:05, 21 April 2009 (UTC) Da Vinci Code: A Dumb and Dumber story <--- This is the only decent line / title in the article. Why do people like lists so much? I don't get it. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:36, 21 April 2009 (UTC) delete. wow this is terrible. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:00, 21 April 2009 (UTC) Eteled Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 22:00, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Zhao smile

Keep	Keep. It's actually bad enough that it's sorta kinda good. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 13:54, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete vanity but the terrible pictures are bad enough --Moneke 13:22, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Clear vanity Really should be QVFD. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 01:50, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Vanity teen dribble. And as for the photos - yikes !!!! --Romartus 11:03, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill - Ick. Too sparkly. And it's got the reek of vanity all over it. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:25, 19 Apr speedy delete. vanity. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:55, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments

United Kingdom of Britannia (and Northern Pangaea)

Keep	Keep. Consistency? Never liked it. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 16:32, 13 Apr 2009 Keep. ~ 19:53, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Not entirely bad but a rambler . --Romartus 13:23, 14 April 2009 (UTC) Keepish. Again, per Spang, although I would like to see some work done on the keepted Britain articles, decrufting, creation of those sub pages, whatever. --UU - natter 14:47, Apr 14 Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Could be written better - and should - but a lot of work has gone into this. Would be a pity to delete. -- *Style* *Guide* 17:19, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Mr N 02:31, Apr 21
Delete	delete. another extremely long britain article that is crap and can be redirected to Great Britain. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:03, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill per my grandpa. He said the Brits licked balls. Or something. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:08, 15 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. What is chocolate rain doing in a British article? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:58, Apr 16 Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 13:34, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Mr N 02:31, Apr 21

Britain

Keep	Keep. There's a lot of ideas and material here that could be split off into smaller articles that can go into more detail than Great Britain can and does. History of Great Britain, Culture of Great Britain etc. There's room for a lot more stuff on Britain than one article, and this has stuff in it that could be good, that isn't in the colonised page. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 16:32, 13 Apr 2009 Per Spang. ~ 19:55, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Keep Possibly bits of it can saved/recycled. --Romartus 13:19, 14 April 2009 (UTC) Keepish. Per Spang, I guess. I just hope it gets some of the work mentioned. --UU - natter 14:44, Apr 14 Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. If someone tries to force me to rewrite this, I will change my vote in a split second. -- *Style* *Guide* 17:22, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	delete. this is a long, pointless cruft-pile. let's redirect to Great Britain, shall we? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:47, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:50, Apr 13 Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 13:34, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	kept. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:25, Apr 19

The Da Vinci Code

Keep
Delete	Oh, how I want this article dead. Saberwolf116 17:45, 20 April 2009 (UTC) I never vote to delete But delete this piece of shit.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 22:54, 20 April 2009 (UTC) It must die. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 23:24, 20 April 2009 (UTC) Terrible novel / movie, equally awful article. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:28, 20 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I like the first quote, and maybe the first part of the first sentence, but that's about it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:14, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/Dial huck Norris's phone

Keep
Delete	Delete Poor addition to an old featured game. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:00, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Oh wow! Chuck Norris! It's automatically funny! Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 00:21, 20 April 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. Cliches are not funny, shit-eating fuckers. Saberwolf116 21:23, 20 April 2009 (UTC) Huck Norris is a fucking cunt. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:29, 20 April 2009 (UTC) I'm glad someone had the balls to say it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:28, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Mad Ninja Skillz

Keep
Delete	Delete. Ninjas do not equal funny. Definately delete quality. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:56, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:00, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- *Style* *Guide* 17:06, 19 April 2009 (UTC) {{Delete)) The randomness... it mocks me... Bin it! Albeit the picture of the spork ninjas is cute, they don't justify the saving of this article. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:00, 19 Apr Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 19:07, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Chris Carrabba

Keep
Delete	Delete and redirect to Dashboard Confessional. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 12:05, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I am sick of people who think they can put "vagina" in their article and it will automatically be funny. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 13:57, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. This is a bitter-crude article. Anyone laughing out there ? Thought not. --Romartus 11:00, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Wow That was the most pathetic article I have ever seen on here, and I've seen some steamers. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:55, 19 April 2009 (UTC) Away with it! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:34, 19 Apr
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The Missing Link

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Delete	Delete. Seriously, this one of the dumbest ~~vanity~~ articles I've ever read. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 01:30, 17 April 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. How long does it take to get rid of every 2005 IP cruft article? You'd think we'd be done by now... Saberwolf116 01:37, 17 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. It won't be missed by anyone . --Romartus 21:58, 17 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- *Style* *Guide* 17:16, 19 April 2009 (UTC) In the Bin! with gasoline and a match to follow... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:44, 19 Apr
Comments	Well, it was a vanity article, now it's just a dumb article. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 01:30, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

911 Sequel

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Delete	DELETE IT NOW it isnt funny at all. BOO! -Wazzup80^Talk Delete I've had this on my mental kill-list for a while now. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:16, 17 April 2009 (UTC) Cyberman says Delete. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 21:34, 17 April 2009 (UTC) Delete I imagine it take a certain type of person to like this. I imagine there are 50 or so of this type of person alive. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:31, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Writer doesn't seem to understand that if you going to be as ambitious with a subject like this - the pressure to produce something good will be tough.This isn't. Marked FAILURE. --Romartus 09:36, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Definitely delete. Dsavi.x4 11:11, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Crash American 11 into it. Saberwolf116 13:21, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 13:37, 18 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Not funny. --Nameable 20:54, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I noted that the article is dated 2006 and that Orion Blastar is a regular contributor. So perhaps this can be sent back home for a cleanup. --Romartus 09:56, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Team Fortress Two

Keep	Strong Keep. It needs some work, but it's actually not that bad. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project All this needs is a little TLC --CrabPope 17:47, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. I can't pretend to know anything about this but I suppose it works for a gamer with a gnattish attention span. --Romartus 13:26, 14 April 2009 (UTC) Keep CrabPope is gonna give it some love. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:17, 15 April 2009 (UTC) Keep Is he really? I'll rewrite this for CW if no one else is going to. (Not really). --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:10, 17 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Needs lots of work, but is still funnier than some stuff I've seen on this site. Could use less pics, though, Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:31, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Hey fool don't auto-vote for me fool. Also delete. Something about listy stuff and picture spam, I wasn't really paying attention. Ж Kalir _{with all the grace of a tin can} 19:03, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Yeah, whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:08, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Randumb gamecruft. --UU - natter 14:49, Apr 14 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:55, 14 April 2009 (UTC) Kill it. Flashfreez 03:06, 15 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Also, the guy who explodes the tank in that one pic looks like Jimbo Wales. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:00, Apr 16
Comments	Draw. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:14, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Antbortion

Keep	Rather strong keep. I think it's a funny concept, the execution is coherent, and I enjoy the fact that it's so intentionally offensive that it would drive an IP into a frenzy. It needs work, sure, but I'd very much like to keep it. pillow talk 21:00, 9 April 2009 (UTC) keep. It had me at "enhance the experience for all parties". --monika 21:08, 9 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. Meh. At least it's annoying IPs. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:03, 9 Apr Keep. --Mnb'z 04:25, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Strong Keep, as per Hype. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:56, Apr 16 Strongest possible keep! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:50, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Some IP is all upset over this, but since he (she?) can't edit this page, I might as well add it. But, yeah, it doesn't look all that good. So, let's give it a shot? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:21, 9 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Yeah... This sucks ass. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:27, 9 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. It goes rapidly downhill and nowhere after the header. Pity. --Romartus 19:33, 9 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:35, 9 April 2009 (UTC) Eh Tasteless does not equal funny. This is a different kind of crap to usual but it's still crap. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:27, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 02:47, 13 April 2009 (UTC) delete. no funny. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:29, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Chris, I annoy IP's just as much. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:06, 9 April 2009 (UTC) No clear victor. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:16, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Qweasd

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Delete	Exterminate. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project Disintegrate. 2006 IP cruft. Saberwolf116 12:34, 16 April 2009 (UTC) D'leet. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:04, Apr 16 ...the fuck is this? pillow talk 18:06, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. All I know there are 72,200 hits on google for this word. What do I know but I am pretty sure if we flush this one out - another will replace it and perhaps explain WTF it is all about as well. Sorry I am of pre-digital vintage. --Romartus 21:18, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Delete Okay, I did a bit of snooping around and I don't think there's a reason to let this article live. Really, the best explanation you'll get is that the letters Q-W-E/A-S-D are together on a keyboard. Also, . --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:07, 17 April 2009 (UTC) I am so making that my sig. Nah, not really. Saberwolf116 01:25, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	--Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:31, 16 April 2009 (UTC) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:24, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Charles Tupper

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Utter crap. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:24, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Amazing how much shit has stuck to this site like an uncleaned toilet.--Romartus 11:25, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 12:14, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate. I actually laughed at how terrible it was... Saberwolf116 12:24, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Stubkill. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:03, Apr 16
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Charles Tupper (disambiguation)

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Delete	EXTERMINATE! Pointless disambiguation page. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:24, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Romartus 11:24, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 12:15, 16 April 2009 (UTC) 2006. Saberwolf116 12:30, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. A disambig page with three red links. Nice. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:02, Apr 16
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AIDS

Keep	Very weak keep. There are scattered funny lines in there, and a couple excellent pictures. Someone needs to take a chainsaw to it, but I'm not sure we should out-and-out nuke it from space. pillow talk 23:34, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	delete. unfunny, dozens of contributors, no redeeming versions in the history, giant lists. i could clean this up, but i'd rather have it deleted and redirected to AIDS (Space Program), which i've been working on, and which would also solve the issue of 500+ pages that link to it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:14, 15 April 2009 (UTC) HA HA! AIDS! Oh, man! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:55, 15 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.I quote: 'AIDS originally started when black people began raping chimpanzees. After that AIDS spread trough meatspin.' It gets crushed for that starter for me and really I wouldn't want to clean this up as it has the flies buzzing all over it. --Romartus 11:23, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Disintegrate it and let's start over from scratch. Saberwolf116 12:28, 16 April 2009 (UTC) D'leet as per Saberwolf. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:02, Apr 16 Kay, fine. If you guys want to start from scratch, I'm not gonna play obstructionist. Or bowel obstructionist. Certainly not gonna play that. pillow talk 18:07, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I like that Mr. T image though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:27, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Perhaps an Imperial Colonization candidate? Saberwolf116 20:07, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

God Mode

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Delete	Disintegrate. Can you say Cliche? Saberwolf116 12:23, 15 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Switch off. --Romartus 13:00, 15 April 2009 (UTC) Fucking horrible. pillow talk 23:31, 15 April 2009 (UTC) Terrible. Need I say more? --JackOfSpades (talk) 00:00, 16 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:45, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
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Ninja/Facts

Keep	Blanket Keep. I have several friends, all of whom are not Uncyclopedia members, and all of whom love the Ninja article. It may not be up to par to our "standards", but I can definitely see where they're coming from, and if my unregistered friends like it, I'd say a good chunk of other unregistereds like it too. With VFD, it may be okay to delete obscure stuff and very unfunny things, but we need to keep an eye out for our unregistered readers (which make up a huge chunk of our total views). -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:49, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. I fear a Ninja attack if we delete too many of these articles. --Romartus 22:13, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. --Docile hippopotamus 02:47, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Keep per TKF. --Mnb'z 04:21, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:49, 14 Apr 2009 Keep. Harmless enough sub-page, I guess. --UU - natter 14:41, Apr 14
Delete	They tell us not to make list articles unless they are funny. Kill. -- Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 01:47, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny list about ninjas. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:40, 11 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Despite Thekillerfroggy's keep vote. Non-Uncyclopedians probably won't find these listy subpages in the first place. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:15, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Keept Although if I may add in my two cents, this is Uncyclopedia, not WKRP in fucking Cincinnati. We're here to put out what's funny, and attracting more and more readers (especially those who would rather read less funny articles than our more "proud" content) should be one of the least of our concerns. -RA HB 18:52, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

HHO Gas

Keep	Keep. It's funny because it's true. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:46, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill You'd be surprised to know how much of this is true(especially the stuff about leprechauns). Also, it fails at being funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:31, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 02:47, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Weak Keep --Mnb'z 04:25, 13 April 2009 (UTC) delete. fail. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:33, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per Gerry. --UU - natter 14:35, Apr 14 hahaha yeah great -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:57, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
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City of london school

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Delete	UN:DUMB --Gbing 21:17, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. At first I thought, "Wow, for something so terrible, it looks like a lot of work went into this." Then I realized that it was just a cut-and-paste job from Wikipedia that was heavily vandalized. That's no way to write an article. pillow talk 22:26, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Haff Doesn't cite its sources. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:48, 14 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I seem to recall seeing this appearing on the site a few months ago. It looked crap then and hasn't been improved. --Romartus 13:30, 14 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. From the talk page, looks like it was a spork that someone intended to work on, then others from the same college did what people do to pages about their school the world over and fucked it up royally, at which point the original creator gave up. Chalk one up to experience, folks. --UU - natter 14:52, Apr 14 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:55, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
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The Former Great Britain

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Delete	delete. poor in general. again, redirect to Great Britain. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:02, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I like consistency. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 16:32, 13 Apr 2009 Delete. Perhaps the pix can be reused. --Romartus 13:20, 14 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 14:42, Apr 14 EXTERMINATE! Good pics though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:54, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
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Ninja/Laws

Keep	Blanket Keep. I have several friends, all of whom are not Uncyclopedia members, and all of whom love the Ninja article. It may not be up to par to our "standards", but I can definitely see where they're coming from, and if my unregistered friends like it, I'd say a good chunk of other unregistereds like it too. With VFD, it may be okay to delete obscure stuff and very unfunny things, but we need to keep an eye out for our unregistered readers (which make up a huge chunk of our total views). -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:49, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. It certainly isn't "A" material, but it's good enough not to wipe. Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 01:52, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. --Docile hippopotamus 02:47, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. per TKF --Mnb'z 04:25, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:49, 14 Apr 2009
Delete	Kerkill Wow! It's not a list! It still sucks, though. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:40, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Some of this may be worth keeping. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:15, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Abstain. --Romartus 22:05, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Keepted. --UU - natter 14:38, Apr 14

Ninja/Types

Keep	Blanket Keep. I have several friends, all of whom are not Uncyclopedia members, and all of whom love the Ninja article. It may not be up to par to our "standards", but I can definitely see where they're coming from, and if my unregistered friends like it, I'd say a good chunk of other unregistereds like it too. With VFD, it may be okay to delete obscure stuff and very unfunny things, but we need to keep an eye out for our unregistered readers (which make up a huge chunk of our total views). -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:49, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. What do I know about articles suitable for Ninja fans ? Nothing. --Romartus 22:02, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. --Docile hippopotamus 02:47, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. per TKF --Mnb'z 04:25, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:49, 14 Apr 2009 Keep. Harmless enough sub-page, I guess. --UU - natter 14:37, Apr 14
Delete	Kerkill I'm not gonna lie. I didn't really read this. I skimmed through it. None of it seemed good. I don't wanna read it. Clinjas are angry at this. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:40, 11 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Despite Thekillerfroggy's keep vote. Non-Uncyclopedians probably won't find these listy subpages in the first place. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:13, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	They're directly linked in the sections of the article. Are you condescending enough to suggest that non-uncyclopedians don't know how to click a link? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:50, 11 April 2009 (UTC) I am. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:58, 11 April 2009 (UTC) I'd rather doubt whether they'd take the effort to click it and also whether they'd read enough of the article to actually notice those links near the end. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:08, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Keepted. --UU - natter 14:39, Apr 14

Ninja/Path

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Delete	Kerkill They only mentioned Super Saiyan Ninja? What about SSNJ2, 3, & 4? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:40, 11 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Despite Thekillerfroggy's keep vote. Non-Uncyclopedians probably won't find these listy subpages in the first place. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:13, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Okay, this one sucks. My bad. The others are passable though -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:02, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Listy crappy. --Romartus 22:03, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mnb'z 04:25, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
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Roberto Cheesefecker

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Delete	Looks like somebody didn't read HTBFANJS... Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 01:43, 13 April 2009 (UTC) Wow. Saberwolf116 22:38, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Iron Cock. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:05, 11 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:06, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. O.N.R.V. Sign your vote, n00b! Saberwolf116 16:20, 12 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Fromage A Faecal. No one will miss this article once it has been spiked. --Romartus 18:54, 12 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill And Saberwolf, leave the crossing out of votes to us poop smiths or the bastard admins. Remember that next time, 'kay? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:41, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Roman, a better delete tagline would've been "Roberto's mother was a bottle of bleach." Just saying. Saberwolf116 23:08, 11 April 2009 (UTC) I actually think that's quite amusing........ -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:17, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Mine or yours? Saberwolf116 23:24, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Yours. I always pick out the stupidest sounding lines when I vote to delete. I wouldn't have used yours because it does amuse me for whatever reason. But, obviously, one line isn't good enough to save this article and........am I making any sense? Sorry, in advance if I'm not...... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:30, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Tooth Fairy

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Delete	MY EYES! THEY BURN! Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 01:36, 13 April 2009 (UTC) "This article is not yet finished.", it says at the very bottom of the page. For the past three years. This piece of shit has never been good. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:50, 11 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:06, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Operation Tooth Fairy indeed. This crap has been stuck on Uncyclopedia for too long. --Romartus 22:20, 11 April 2009 (UTC) This vote is not yet fi Saberwolf116 13:30, 12 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill You're finished now. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:37, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Hooray! It's DEAD! Aethix ~ Talk\|Contributions\|My project 01:44, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Ninja

Keep	Blanket Keep. I have several friends, all of whom are not Uncyclopedia members, and all of whom love the Ninja article. It may not be up to par to our "standards", but I can definitely see where they're coming from, and if my unregistered friends like it, I'd say a good chunk of other unregistereds like it too. With VFD, it may be okay to delete obscure stuff and very unfunny things, but we need to keep an eye out for our unregistered readers (which make up a huge chunk of our total views). -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:49, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Keep per Thekillerfroggy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:55, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Keep Too notable a subject to not have an article on - likely to be recreated worse than it is. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 17:56, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Crap Keep. --Romartus 22:17, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill This may be worse than two of the subpages to it... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:22, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	TKF: You forgot one. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:52, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Also, now you guys are making me feel like a damn ass. /cries. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:01, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Did you seriously believe this article would get deleted? Maybe considerably trimmed down, but not deleted. There, there, Dexter. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:08, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Not this one. The subpages, yes. This one was just gonna be a bonus. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:13, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N 23:03, Apr 11

Ninja/Skills

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Delete	Delete. Sort of a watered-down rip off of Real Ultimate Power - a sloppily-written page about how ninjas are just super, super awesome that consists of a long list of made-up moves. We don't need this. History suggests it's always been about the same. pillow talk 22:55, 10 April 2009 (UTC) It's because of shit like this that I absolutely hate ninjas. Thanks, assholes. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:06, 10 April 2009 (UTC) =^.^= --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:49, 11 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:41, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Delete because this section admittedly sucks. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:11, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. You know how I normally vote and stuff? Here, I'm commenting. This is a sub-page from the main Ninja article. It's basically a load of crap that was on the main article but got moved to a sub-page. If we delete this, we ought to think about deleting the main article too, and all the other sub-pages. Until that happens, I can't vote to delete this, as having it as a sub-page is at least better than having it as a shitload of lists on an already huge and listy article. --UU - natter 08:25, Apr 11 EXTERMINATE ALL NINJAS! As per UU. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:41, 11 April 2009 (UTC) OK then Socky: off you go make it happen. --UU - natter 09:31, Apr 11 Dexter111344 is already making it happen. MUAHAHA! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:50, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Three caballeros

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Delete	Delete. Unfunny and random commentary on an obscure Disney film. Rad. pillow talk 23:13, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Boss. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:12, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill per above people. Also per whomever may comment below. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:57, 11 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:43, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I, uh wha? --UU - natter 08:47, Apr 11
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Whats His Name

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Delete	Delete. A ludicrously bad article. Someone rewrote the lede to make it pretty clever, but after that, it's just the article's original torrent of diarrhea. pillow talk 23:10, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill The idea is there, but then it transforms to utter shit. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:07, 11 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:42, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Shame, I kinda like the idea, but it's crap. --UU - natter 08:46, Apr 11
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Hunter x Hunter

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Delete	Delete. Astonishingly bad. Always has been. pillow talk 23:07, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Boring Japanese Stuff. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:06, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Yes. Crappy it is. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:51, 11 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:42, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Shite. --UU - natter 08:43, Apr 11
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NetBSD

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Delete	Delete. This is truly not a good starting point for an article on NetBSD. Nothing good in the history. pillow talk 23:06, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:14, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:01, 11 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Yawn. --UU - natter 08:33, Apr 11 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:42, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
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Shuddy

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Delete	Delete. Leftover random crap from 2007. Nothing good in the history. pillow talk 23:04, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:11, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:53, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Shoddy. --UU - natter 08:31, Apr 11 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:41, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
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The goliath chronicles

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Delete	Delete. Ridiculous, random crap. The history is even worse. pillow talk 22:50, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:59, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill -.-... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:03, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Rubbish. --UU - natter 08:20, Apr 11 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:40, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
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The Traveling Wilburys

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Delete	Delete. This is pretty much my least favorite kind of article. Weird dates, Chuck Norris, pointless lists. Bleah. Nothing better in the history. pillow talk 22:48, 10 April 2009 (UTC) The most accurate representation of this band that I have ever seen. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:55, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Bob Dylan will thank us. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:59, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short, shit, bandcrufty... This can go. --UU - natter 08:10, Apr 11 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
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Placenta Shark

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Delete	Delete. An abandoned stub from 2007. Coherent, but truly unfunny. pillow talk 22:46, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill It'll never improve beyond what it is. Let's get rid of it! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:50, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Blah. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:53, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Dullsville. --UU - natter 08:09, Apr 11 EXTERMINATE! It's just not funny. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:39, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I added an image, though it probably won't help much. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:49, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Michael Savage

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Delete	Delete. This article is horrible. All its historical versions are horrible. Basically, this is a bunch of IPs arguing over whether Savage is an awesome superhuman or a gay pervert: there are even actual references to the argument right in the body of the article. Nuke. pillow talk 22:38, 10 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! This article sucks. John Savage from Brave New World would be a much better subject. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:45, 10 April 2009 (UTC) A very important and worthwhile topic. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:49, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:54, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 08:06, Apr 11
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CCHR

Keep	Keep. Spelling errors aside it is at least originally unfunny. Not enough to dump it though. --Romartus 15:02, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Besides the spelling errors, it's also not funny at all. EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:52, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Blah. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:51, 7 April 2009 (UTC) delete all the way down to the textbook list, then really delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:45, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill I no laughing. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:34, 9 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. An unfunny attack page. pillow talk 23:16, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Begs for deletion "like a slut begs for cum" apparently. --UU - natter 08:04, Apr 11
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Overmind

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Delete	Delete. Well, that's just not good at all. Also, the author is User:Overmind1071, so this appears to be vanity. pillow talk 22:43, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill This is shit. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:45, 10 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! A disgrace to the Overmind! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:46, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Article of the Year. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:51, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete - I'd say as vanity to just userspace it to the userpage, but user has been inactive since June 07. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:23, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
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Mewtwo

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Delete	NOT FUCKING FUNNY. NOT ONE FUCKING BIT. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:03, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. On the grounds that a room full of drunk centipedes with computer keyboards would have made more sense. --Romartus 09:42, 10 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:12, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill I looked at other versions. They weren't much better. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:53, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. pillow talk 23:15, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	This is potentially the best version of the article so far. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:02, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Disney Channel

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Delete	Delete 'SUP GUYS, I JUST LEARNED HOW TO USE THE WORD-CENSOR THING! LOL! IF THAT WASN'T FUNNY ENOUGH, LET'S THROW IN "SHIT" AND "NIGGER" EVERY 2 WORDS TO MAKE IT FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! ;D sofia. 00:03, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Penis and Perv. shit, nigguh, dat's crazy!!!!!11 -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:09, 10 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:09, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Kill this fucking thing with fire, hunt down the author, and smack him upside the head. pillow talk 00:32, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Moronic,offensive,stupid,crass,cobblers..I could go on. Nope.Stop it right here. --Romartus 09:38, 10 April 2009 (UTC) Hell That's the worst article I've seen. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:09, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
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Australian Civil War

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Delete	Wha.. - Unfunny and rambly (That's not a word is it...) (Bonner) (Talk) Apr 9, 14:32 poopy -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:04, 9 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:06, 9 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Rubbish. A war that started in 1865 but - heh - let's change our mind half way down and start a century earlier. A Dunny burger bar . --Romartus 19:31, 9 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:43, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
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Kit Kat Bar

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Delete	Eliminate - Pretty poor really (Bonner) (Talk) Apr 9, 14:24 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:06, 9 April 2009 (UTC) Remove this from Uncyclopedia. pillow talk 18:07, 9 April 2009 (UTC) "john maguire is a fag" -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:11, 9 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill There are other versions... But they aren't better... This candy will be written well one day! But not today... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:20, 9 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Another crappy piece of nonsense written by someone on the run or with the runs. --Romartus 19:28, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
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UnBooks:The Four Trials of Sir Uncyclopedia

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Delete	Kerkill So, I was just checking Category:Votes for Deletion, making sure no kept articles still had the VFD tag, when I saw this had one. Well, Asahatter put it on there but put it on here. Well, I am. Cause it's crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:01, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:10, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. A 2006 entry that has stayed here in this barebones state ever since ! R.I.P --Romartus 06:21, 8 April 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:46, 8 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:06, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
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This page is the best ever

Keep	Weak Keep Needs a rewrite. But if this gets deleted, redirect to User:Syndrome. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:41, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Did not deliver what title promised; did not make me laugh; shitload of irrelevant quotes. Would not read again. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 16:40 Apr 08, 2009 Delete. Not one single lesbian picture. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:41, 8 Apr :O :O :O :O wow!!!!! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:43, 8 April 2009 (UTC) delete. even if it was supposed to be intentionally bad, it failed. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:50, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Or rename it "Dexter is the best ever... IN BED!!" --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:56, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Delete and redirect to User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:02, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Redirect to UN:W. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:24, 8 Apr Too logical. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:34, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill'd and redirected to a logical place. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:36 Apr 08, 2009

Vengaboys

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Delete	Delete. So, like, this dude (dudes? dudettes?) keeps blanking this article, thinking he (she?) has the power to delete it, but, uh, what is it? It doesn't look all that good and stuff, so........yeah. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:37, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I had to check wikipiddlia on this one . Well that entry is funnier and is supposed to be true and factual ! So vote to remove . I am pretty sure another fan/anti will scribble in the vacated space. --Romartus 06:18, 8 April 2009 (UTC) buttsex. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:46, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Gerrycheevers. Per buttsex. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:23, 8 Apr Kerkill I've read this twice without voting. Why? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:24, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Baleeted. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:26 Apr 08, 2009

Crest of the Stars

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Delete	Delete A random unfunny story - basically an IP's fancruft --Asahatter (annoy) 09:32, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny and misbegotten . --Romartus 10:14, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:46, 8 Apr wut -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:45, 8 April 2009 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:49, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
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High school musical

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Delete	This is unsalvageable. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 07:08, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Should be depth charged. Short of the title - nothing can be saved. --Romartus 10:11, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Clearly written by a fan/porno-freak. Whatever. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:50, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Absolute shit. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:42, 8 Apr delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:48, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted and then redirected. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:00, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Heroin

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Delete	Delete IPcruft from beginning to end. I think whoever wrote this might have been on drugs. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:21, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Barack Obama. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:56, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Needs to be slapped in the face with a frozen chicken and removed. --Romartus 06:24, 8 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Even the version MrN reverted back to has no redeeming value, and I really can't find a good version. I've looked. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:46, 8 April 2009 (UTC) You will surely die, but HEY! Who Cares! You're High!!!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:47, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
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Freerunning

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Delete	The "ii" joke is lame and it soon gets hella random. EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:03, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. A one crap pony of an article. --Romartus 13:11, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Yeah... This isn't funny. Nowhere close. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:42, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Biggest wood you will ever blow on. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:45, 7 April 2009 (UTC) wot? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:43, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
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Microsoft Office source code

Keep	Keep No Pants. Mr N 13:14, Apr 5 Keep. Assuming this isn't plagiarised, I think it's actually rather amusing. pillow talk 16:37, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Wait a minute. Based on the dates, it looks like these guys may have stolen it from us, because it was funny. pillow talk 16:40, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Keep It doesn't suck, and other people like it enough to copy it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:52, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Keep Per above. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:28, 7 April 2009 (UTC) <squidward>Whatever.</squidward> -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:49, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Keep Bastards making me change my vote... And thus giving me more work as a poopsmith... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:52, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Hack it to bits. -- The Colonel (talk) 06:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Delete: Is this plagiarized from somewhere? (I know the Windows source code article probably is, and there is a precedent for deleting such things, as happened with "HowTo:Install Linux on a dead badger.") Also, "Word is about to crash. There is no chance of saving your document." seems like a bad pun on All your base are belong to us. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t ~^_^~c 19:36, 4 April 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:09, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:04, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. I'm pretty sure I've seen this elsewhere, and it's just nothing worthwhile anyway, to my mind. --UU - natter 10:35, Apr 6 Delete. You guys are right: it's stolen from here: [1] pillow talk 16:38, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:06, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Too short for an article - too long for a stub. --Romartus 13:34, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Eh? Mr N 13:14, Apr 5 HEY GUYS I wrote a lead to this article and made it all pretty-like, so you can change your votes to for now. Also, don't forget to vote for me for UGotM! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:27, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Kept Mr N 23:07, Apr 7

Gerard Butler

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Delete	WTF? EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:44, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Delete.I can't imagine why I would write this and think it was any good ??? --Romartus 13:09, 7 April 2009 (UTC) The only thing missing in the picture is a statement relating to SPARRRRRRTAAAAAA. -- The Colonel (talk) 15:50, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Sexy. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:11, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Muthaluvin' Bad Time.-- 22:44, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
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California State University

Keep	Weak keep. The thing about these lists is, they're not traditional listcruft. They're actually kind of satirical and on-topic. As such, this is not a terrible starting point for an article. pillow talk 16:45, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Hyper This looks like a great place to use {{list}} to me... Mr N 23:37, Apr 6 Sure why not --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:14, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Weak keep. It could be worse. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:57, 7 April 2009 (UTC) Fine Not all that bad. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:12, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Listy list list --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:19, 5 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Waste of space. --Romartus 08:53, 6 April 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per DJ. --UU - natter 11:15, Apr 6
Comments	Kept Mr N 08:40, Apr 7