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People of the year[edit source]
| Year | Image | Choice | Lifetime | Notes | Runner-ups (if applicable) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2005 |  |
Doctor Who | 1963-1989, 2005-present | For being a "Good Samaritan". | N/A (we just started) |
| 2006 |  |
Grues | The beginning of time-present | For basically taking over the entirety of Uncyclopedia. |
4 runner-ups
|
| 2007 |  |
George W. Bush | 1946-present | For being criticized by Kanye West, because Bush doesn't care about Black people. | |
| 2008 |  |
Harry S. Truman | 1884-1972 | For basically ending World War II. But that's not saying much. | |
| 2009 |  |
Rich Uncle Pennybags | 1903-present | For helping to remedy the financial crisis in 2008. | |
| 2010 |  |
Anderson Cooper | 1967-present | For being the poster child of the average White newsman. | |
| 2011 |  |
Chicago Seven | 1068-1969 | For speaking up for themselves after being charged with conspiracy. | |
| 2012 |  |
Donald Trump | 1946-present | For foreshadowing his win 4 years later. |
4 runner-ups
|
| 2013 |  |
Wild Jews | The beginning of Ancient Egypt-present | For electing Pope Francis. |
4 runner-ups
|
| 2014 |  |
Humans | Ancient times-present | For simply existing. Originally 2006's Time Person of the Year, goddamnit. | |
| 2015 |  |
Caitlyn Jenner | 1949-present | For contributing to Donald Trump's presidential campaign and later winning a year later. | |
| 2016 |  |
Barack Obama | 1961-present | For not being featured in 2008 and 2012. Up yours. | |
| 2017 |  |
Marie Antoinette | 1755-1793 | Although she's not featured in the fork, she's featured in the spoon on that year. But if we had to give a reason she basically made eating cake more popular worldwide. | |
| 2018 |  |
Millennials | 1981-present | For simple being annoying twats who only like their own shade of pink. | |
| 2019 |  |
Madonna | 1584-present | This would've been given to Greta Thunberg, but oh well. This was the closest thing we could do. Also, the last two people in 2019's list don't have a featured article here...yet. It's so fucking limited there. |
4 runner-ups
|
| 2020 |  |
Pat Buchanan and Kamala Harris | 1938-present (Buchanan), 1964-present (Harris) | Congrats on being the first 2 people to be featured here this year. But that is again, not saying much. Since Kamala Harris appears to be the one of the 2 Time People of the Year in 2020, then this would've made sense for the first time ever. |
3 runner-ups
|
| 2021 |  |
Matt Casamassina | 1975-present | Elon Musk was featured last year, so he doesn't qualify. This was the closest person to him. | Whoops! We forgot to do an honorable mentions list this year. |
| 2022 |  |
Morbius and The Clash | 1971-present (Morbius), 1976-1986 (The Clash) | For making a morbillion dollars on movies and music. | |
| 2023 |  |
Ed Sheeran | 1991-∞ | For doing things in 2023 that Taylor Swift would do, including but not limited to; breaking records in stadiums that were previously done by Swift, creating a hot sauce brand, dropping 2 albums, including a possible Weezer lawsuit, dating an athlete (in that case, a field hockey player), and being an overall off-brand Taylor Swift, despite being one of the most played artists of all time. Since we couldn't feature Taylor Swift's article this year, we unfortunately will have to feature this ginger ripoff instead. For fucks sake! |
 | This project page was originally sporked from Time Person of the Year |
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