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Grand Theft Auto: Metro City

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  • Delete And another. -- Also, penis. 20:38, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Yawn Spıke ¬  22:00 16-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. GTA is a cruft all its own. Beat it with a baseball bat. Beat it like a hooker until an achievement pops out. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:09, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Wow thats crappy and stupid map anyone made. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 23:16, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Incoherent. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:45, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 19:30, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
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  • What Roman Dog Bird blurts out in boldface above is an exact caption from the article. Spıke ¬  01:06 17-Nov-09
    • Other gems include "Wow thats a shit to me." -- Also, penis. 01:43, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
I mentioned in earlier VFDs that there's something about this guy's pidgin English that's endearing! Spıke ¬  01:47 17-Nov-09

Grand Theft Auto: Hong Kong

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  • Delete Seeing as I already ban myself on a regular basis. Also, after deletion of all of the series that are blatant construction tag abuse, this is what's left. -- Also, penis. 20:16, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke ¬  20:37 16-Nov-09
  • AIDS. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 00:11, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • This author does not understand Uncyclopedia. Articles about plausible games that are just slightly more madcap than ones that actually exist are not what we do here. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:47, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 19:29, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
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Grand Theft Auto: Mexico City

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  • Delete And if you look to your left... -- Also, penis. 20:02, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. But nominate them all and you'll be banned Spıke ¬  20:03 16-Nov-09
  • He's reaaaalllly gggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy! --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 00:39, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Where the fuck is the comedy? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:49, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 19:28, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
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HZ Corp.'s Grand Theft Auto

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Die you shit! It's HZ Corp. + Grand Theft Auto. In joke plague meets generally failed generic concept. Do you even need to read it? --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:07, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete Them All. Seems we already have. Repeatedly. Spıke ¬  19:31 16-Nov-09
  • Delete. And I'm going to start protecting creation of these if no one objects. -- Also, penis. 19:52, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • I don't get it. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 00:52, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Yay, a navigation guide to tedious unfunniness! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:52, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 19:27, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Suryavarman II

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (Was Comment) As of the end of October, this article was an infobox, sections of one or two sentences apiece, and interminable lists. Pelargonium made it a real article, and the only problem I have with it is that the "excitable fanboy" tone of voice....PS--Now I get it--that is the humor--medieval Khmer ruler vs fanboy with a new power game card. Again my problem with alternate narrating voices. Given this, it's within range of being decent. Spıke ¬  22:58 14-Nov-09 post-edited
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per above. --Mn-z 05:29, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Strong keep. As a Civ 4 player, I find this very funny. Suryavarman II is a fucking horrible choice of ruler - it's like playing with a handicap - and for this guy to wax ecstatic about the Baray (a nearly-useless upgrade to a nearly-useless building) is pretty hilarious. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:47, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I guess if you find excitable fanboy writing funny you might like this but this isn't even very good excitable fanboy writing. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:50, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   22:13, Sunday 15 November 2009  
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Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:51, Nov 17

VFD-padlock.png Special:PrefixIndex/Babel:1337

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  • If you think even one article is worth keeping, I encourage you to vote keep. Let's not make this too complicated. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:23, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Um... So I'm thinking I might do that thing above which Socky suggested. Would that make people happy on this one? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:36, Nov 16

Not orgasmically happy, but the way I see it, deleting eight of them is better than deleting zero of them. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:10, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
Just so we're entirely clear, THESE ARE JUST 2005 ARTICLES COPIED VERBATIM AND RUN THROUGH A TRANSLATOR. If anything, revert the current articles to the 2005 versions and delete the unreadable copies. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:36, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Huffed Well the ones in red anyway. Due to extreme UN:N I ignored the absence of the VFD tags. Let's not forget em next time. I do not want this multiple nominating of articles to become common place chaps. I'm letting it go on these as well... UN:N. If anyone wants to nominate those which are left one at a time be my guest. Apparently there is at-least 1 person who will vote keep. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:10, Nov 17

VFD-padlock.png The Quaker Oats guy

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Current version bears no relation to the nominated one; see below. Spıke ¬  19:37 16-Nov-09
  • Good enough. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:05, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Total wibblebomb. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:28, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. maybe illogicopedia wants this. --Mn-z 16:49, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Garbage. Incidentally, isn't the Quaker Oats guy William Penn? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:15, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
Called a "misconception" in his Wikipedia article. I call it the theme I was looking for. Spıke ¬  18:47 16-Nov-09 post-edited
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  • Count, it's not clear we need any article on Eminem (the phenomenon is covered by Wigger) but we must have an article on Mr. Oats, this funny-looking icon of American breakfast-cereal gluttony. Illustrations are obvious. Foreigners might never have heard his only utterance: "Nothing is better for Thee...than me." That alone should set your mental oatmeal burbling. Fix it, please! Spıke ¬  16:45 16-Nov-09
Have brought in the obvious photo (needs Photoshopping), and rewritten Sec.1 and the caption of the other photo--don't yet know where to go from here; help! Spıke ¬  17:29 16-Nov-09
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Shit, That's better then what I could come up with about The Quaker Oats guy. I would have just gone with Redirect->Wilford Brimley--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:19, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
Spike: If you want to fix this, why vote keep? Why not just do a rewrite in your userspace, vote delete, and move your better rewrite where the old one used to be? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:48, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps because co-opting it through the usual editing procedure seemed less adversarial than killing and reviving it, though it does require people to change their votes. Same effect either way, and I'm adaptable. But I'm also done. Spıke ¬  19:37 16-Nov-09

Kept whatever it was you did, don't do it again. Except for the people who did good stuff. That was OK. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:25, Nov 17

Eminem

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  • Keep. Admin: Please close this nomination. The article as it stands is brand new, a WiP, and not the one Colin nominated. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:12, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Alternately, huff it and I'm just as happy. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:16, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
    Something was huffed out-of-process while on VFD? Let's all start massive drama!!!1! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:35, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I'm tired of this shit. I'm rewriting Eminem! It'll be a featured article by the end of the week a solid article worthy of Uncyclopedia marginally adequate and probably kept out of VFD. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:38, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

HZ Corps.]] second try

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  • Delete. My nomination last week was disqualified for failure to attach {VFD} (corrected this time) plus the Work In Progess tag (but that has been there for the article's entire six-month life, while tiny changes are added every 3-5 days). HZ Corps. is the linchpin of the author's personal, fictional, unfunny universe, tying together articles such as Hajime Socialist Republic that we have deleted piecemeal. Modusoperandi gently asked him last week not to abuse WIP, and to try to be funny. The only effect I see is that he has switched to contributions via IP, perhaps so as to deny seeing these messages. Reading User talk:TKDKidXism suggests his reaction will be again to impolitely demand the restoration of this article in his namespace. Spıke ¬  16:39 16-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:47, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bin it or give it a stay of execution on the user's page. If he (it must be a he) tries to repost it into the main body of the Uncyclopedia - automatic deletion (unless it was someone else causing trouble). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:59, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Unfunny, and those red links make me terrified that the author is going to expand this to massive, unfunny proportions. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:17, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:09, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
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Power Thirst

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VFD-padlock.png Marcus Trescothick

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  • Delete. I am having a very difficult time finding a joke in here. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:31, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
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Kept Dude, it's still in {{Expand}} as it's new. Let's do what we normally do. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:02, Nov 16

Shawne Merriman

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short and horrible. Older version are even worse. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:49, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete. Article about an actual US football player basically has only one joke (steroids!). Putting it in Intensive Care at the end of 2006 only produced an inversion of the table. Author "Quadzilla99" left us in Sep-07; article got no attention in the off-season; recently incorporates real-life news on domestic assault. Notable in the real world, but not funny. I'd say offer the authors one final week to say something real, but there don't seem to be any authors. Spıke ¬  17:12 14-Nov-09
  • Delete, along with all sports articles not written by Gerrycheevers or, occasionally, RAHB. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:39, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and redirect to Football or something so some assclown doesn't recreate.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   22:14, Sunday 15 November 2009  
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 05:23, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Vandalism/example on wheels!/Archive 06

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! Because it's fucking retarded, fucking disgusting and utterly pointless. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:46, 11 November 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Vandalism" sums it up. Spıke ¬  12:11 11-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - No need to keep this junk around, poor hamsters are hard-pressed as they are to keep this site going... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:30, 11 Nov
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:53, Nov 11 2009
  • Delete. I dot like it and niobody does because it is gay and stupid and ugly and retarted and fat. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:21, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Best deleted and left behind the bike sheds. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:16, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete, and feel free to copy/paste this comment to a VFD vote of any of the other archives. They're all useless, and in the history anyway. Also, the terrible archive and rules template at the top of the main page. Also Syndrome. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:31, 14 Nov 2009
  • Delete these pages are also prone to mis/over-categorization. And due to wikia's evil spam-blocking software, and images blocking the navigation bars, they are often a bitch to fix. --Mn-z 05:17, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Would somebody enlighten me to exactly what makes this different than any of the other vandalism archives? It doesn't seem there would be any good reason to delete just one of them... -- Also, penis. 20:57, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • My guess is that deleting #6 would leave a hole in the archives, which would be vandalism in and of itself. So this vote is really just an avant-garde sort of neo-vandalism designed to use the institution to vandalize its own byproducts: the sequestration and containment of undirected vandalism. Bravo, Socky. Bravo. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:13, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • RAHB: Mordillo's pretty consistently ruled that you have to take pages one at a time... and... so, since I think this particular page has no redeeming value, I favor deleting it. We can get to the others later. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:21, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Fair enough, the votes will say what they do. I just thought it rather odd to start with number 6, when they're pretty much all incoherent. If this one ends delete though I expect to see the others up on here within the week. -- Also, penis. 01:24, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

I'd also say that any vote here would equally apply to all the other archives, as there's basically no difference between any of them. Voting on all at once would be a lot more efficient. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:33, 14 Nov 2009

Hanakuso

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Killa $aL

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  • Am ignorant about rap and can never tell whether an article's awfulness comes from its subject matter or is added value. But this article's first paragraph, in bold capitals, pleads that it is funny and explains why it is satire of things Killa $al has "raped" about. That's got to be worth something. Spıke ¬  01:17 15-Nov-09


Eric al-Qaida Raymond

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  • Found while searching for meep, a word that local high-school principals are treating with suspensions and frantic phone calls to parents, although they don't know what it means. There is also a redirect page without "al-Qaida." Spıke ¬  18:57 14-Nov-09

Modern Warfare 2

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VFD-padlock.png List of Stereotypes

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  • Two things. First of all, keep, and second of all, there is absolutely no fucking way that one vote is going to decide the fate of that many pages. If the subpage thing is a problem, we'll move them to their own pages. -- Also, penis. 04:06, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • No MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 04:13, Nov 15
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not funny but it's like an index. It's doing exactly all we can expect from it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:40, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Next you'll be nominating Special:Prefixindex/Un. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:50, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Sadly, this is one of the biggest draws to Uncyclopedia. I think this all used to be on Stereotype before some noob rewrote it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:40, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Unlike the recent Mohammed drawing, this is stereotyping with a direct nexus to comedy. However, the intro promises that the article will include cruft as in the various infoboxes, and I'd hate to see that happen. Spıke ¬  12:30 15-Nov-09
  • Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:26, 15 November 2009
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So this would include the following sub-pages-

speep

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is actually worse than Spuppy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:38, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Have a dumb idea and tirelessly pursue all the implications, sort of like the movie Cocoon. Spıke ¬  17:29 14-Nov-09
  • Weak delete. Much of it is coherent, but the more you read, the more tedious and unfunny and annoying it gets. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:38, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rancidic/Randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:05, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think I barfed.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   22:15, Sunday 15 November 2009  
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  • As the evil corporate creator of this half-breed is "Beauville Industries" and not HZ Corps., I trust there aren't twenty other interrelated articles on the site. Am now sick of clever Photoshopping in pursuit of a failed concept, and have changed my vote from Comment to Delete on Elephant Thursday. Spıke ¬  17:29 14-Nov-09

richard

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What is it? A personal attack without the venom? A terrible fake animal aricle? Structured wibble? --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:27, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's either vanity or cyber-bullying, despite finally mentioning Kings of the same name. Spıke ¬  17:16 14-Nov-09
  • Delete. I actually don't think it's vanity or cyber-bullying; I think it's a terrible fake animal article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:36, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just horrible in ALL departments. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:07, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What?     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   22:15, Sunday 15 November 2009  
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Meh..smells of cyberbullying. Especially the Richard Harmon part.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:57, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
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Fiend_Club

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  • Smite lightning.svg Smite. Here's the summary: Boring paragraph, random paragraph, boring paragraph, giant list, giant unfunny quote collection. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:03, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Summary above is accurate, but omits that the sum is total crap. Spıke ¬  18:08 13-Nov-09
  • Crap. Trivia: you were raped by your best friend. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:35, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Junk. Now everyone laugh after you have read this line : Al Gore came and rapped a pirate and won best homoboner award at the rigged golden globe awards...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:12, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Garbage!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   22:16, Sunday 15 November 2009  
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Long on lists, short on humor. Full of spelling and grammar errors.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:59, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
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Big

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Nena

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  • Keep. Crap keep. Remove the rubbish and it may live on in my view since 99 red balloons and Nena's unshaved armpits live on in the memory. Perhaps Nena helped bring down the Berlin Wall. --RomArtus (talk). 14:03, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete We still have more than 25,000 articles. We're obviously not deleting enough. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:08, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • What the hell...? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:29, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Notable subject matter, but this article is too bad to hide behind that excuse. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:44, Nov 11 2009
  • Delete. You can't just name a celebrity, poop out a hundred Internet memes and Uncyclopedia in-jokes, and call that an article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:13, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Compared to Zach de la Rocha, this isn't a stupid concept (except for Sections 3 and 4) but a topical article with stupid jokes. Spıke ¬  12:51 9-Nov-09

Barton Mansion

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keepish A little funny and based on a real "haunted" mansion. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:08, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Dittoes; it's not free-association babble but oddly describes something real. Spıke ¬  12:10 10-Nov-09
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Nightwish

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  • Mighty Keep. On grounds of notability, being one of my favorite bands and the relative non-suckiness of the current version. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 11:36, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
    Mahm00shA, you seem to have a little time to improve this article to meet the standards of a reader like Romartus. Will you try? Spıke ¬  01:18 7-Nov-09
    No, thanks. Band articles are not exactly my forte. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 05:50, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Well, I edited it. (New intro, deleted the "Discography" list, lightly edited throughout, no references to the author.) I know nothing about the band but claim the article is no longer an eyesore. (Anyone have photos?) Spıke ¬  12:19 7-Nov-09
I think it has been cut down too much now + no photos either. Radical surgery indeed !--RomArtus (talk). 14:10, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Put back the Discography if you like, which is the bulk of the liposuction. But it's just cheap plays on words. Spıke ¬  17:27 8-Nov-09
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  • Delete. Gawdawful bandcruft that will probably never receive the rewrite that someone requested at some point. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:12, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Unfunny and it is listing badly on one side. Besides fans - who else will want to waste time reading it for any possible humour ? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:37, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
But if fans found it funny (and if fans found that it related to anything) (and I'm not saying it does), wouldn't it be okay? Spıke ¬  18:42 5-Nov-09
If someone wants to write an article about a band (for example) and only wants to appeal to hard core fans , they can do it somewhere else. Same for a mad Star Trek fan as well in my view.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:00, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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It does suck. The first sentence of the intro says so. And it invites the reader not to continue. I did, and encountered everything from self-absorption to coding errors. Spıke ¬  01:54 6-Nov-09
Make that three. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 01:33, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Grousing
  • This needs a multi-day clock that we could watch counting down, like they have on eBay. Spıke ¬  23:07 14-Nov-09

VFD-padlock.png Strictly Cum

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Gee guys, didn't realise Uncyclopedia was becoming so strict about taste! Just cos' you don't not all appreciate the subtle humour doesn't mean it should be deleted. How about suggesting ways it could be improved before calling for its destruction. Digi 20:17, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I can't say I'm a huge fan of the article, but don't think it's too bad. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:49, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:34, 11 November 2009
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Socky. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:57, Nov 11
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Juvenile sex jokes in their lowest, unfunniest state.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:41, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In the quaint old days, they would say this is in bad taste with no redeeming qualities, certainly not the second half, a slapped-together news report about reaction to the lack of taste in the first half, which adds more bad taste. Spıke ¬  23:24 9-Nov-09
  • Deleeeete... I'm keeping the picture, though. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Delete. Totally inapropriate and we wouldn't want to offend anyone now would we? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:04, 12 Nov
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  • This is one of those articles that may actually predict what will happen with a future Porn Version of Strictly Come Dancing or Dancing With the Stars. Unless...it has already been made...--RomArtus (talk). 13:19, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. @Digi: My suggestions for improvement would boil down to "See this section? Get rid of it and try again." repeated five times. Each section is pathetic in its own little way, from the dry and unnecessary section one, the dead horse beating section two, the nothing-but-list section three, the not completely awful but grammatically lousy section four and the desperate for content section five. It's a bad idea, badly executed. Whether it's tasteful or not doesn't figure into it.
  • Abstain. I can't read it, because I'm at work and there's a giant picture of a naked girl at the top. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:17, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
    She's not naked. No nipples honest boss. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:08, Nov 13
    She is naked. If you're not wearing any clothes, there's no pose you can strike that renders you clothed again. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:34, 14 Nov 2009
    She has got socks on. You just can't see them. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 04:41, Nov 14

Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:09, Nov 14

Elephant Thursday

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Today is Operation: Emo-Hitler. Time to delete all the cruft that links to Emo-Hitler. This is such cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:16, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
My new article on Baha'i links to Emo-Hitler, and you'd better not complain. Spıke ¬  19:02 12-Nov-09
  • Delete. As an article , it has a few sane moments but quickly reverts to a non-flying Randumbo given half the chance. --RomArtus (talk). 09:40, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:47, Nov 11 2009
  • Delete. And: I approve of Operation: Emo-Hitler. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:16, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. See speep.
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  • Deleting articles that refer to Emo-Hitler is again trying to kill a beast by clipping its toenails. We recently VFD'ed Hajime Socialist Republic as an unfunny piece of some guy's personal alternate reality universe. Today I stumbled on the central piece, HZ Corps., and nominated it for deletion while it was being edited. (Nomination correctly disqualified for technical reasons, though he seems to be misusing the WIP tag.) Modusoperandi has written to the author about why his articles are mysteriously disappearing and how to get them into shape. Likewise, here Emo-Hitler is the smallest of the problems. The larger problem is that the author will continue writing cruft, even though articles keep mysteriously disappearing, unless someone steers him in a funnier direction so we don't have to play catch-up. The problem with Emo-Hitler is the impression that dropping outrageous names is writing comedy. Spıke ¬  22:53 9-Nov-09 post-edited
Which author? Every Article in Project: Emo-Hitler has had a different author. I think Emo-Hitler is funny to morons, morons write cruft so The link page on Emo-Hitler is just a handy hunting guide for cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:53, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
It is a wonderful world when morons wear such a badge on their foreheads. Spıke ¬  23:57 9-Nov-09
  • The article itself has a theme (albeit a made-up one), is about something (and about everything, and thus about nothing), and is mostly babble. But I won't vote Delete (yet), on the strength of those elephant illustrations. Spıke ¬  00:01 10-Nov-09

VFD-padlock.png Hubris

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Coz my vote is the king maker and I decided to keep it. muhahahaha Stupidis4eva! 19:36, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I had to get all the way through the horrible intro to realize that it was demonstrating hubris, and pretty well. And "believing oneself to be of particular excellance" [sic] is excellant irony, though the author won't know. Yes, it's short and dumb, but kind of cute. Ditto on the list. Spıke ¬  01:53 8-Nov-09
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Same as SPIKE. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:41, Nov 11 2009
  • Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:44, 14 Nov 2009
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  • Delete. Short. Half of it's a list. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Delete. Really an intro and a list..and that's it. --RomArtus (talk). 14:31, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. Not the worst article ever, but unfunny and honestly kind of annoying. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:10, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
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Bigfoot

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  • Delete. The history of this article is really quite remarkable. It's been rewritten and rewritten and rewritten - about five times in the last year alone. And every single version is shite. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:27, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Formerly Keep. Very stupid in places. Very clever in others (Bigfoot Dating Ad, which I thought was going to be stupid). It's obvious what the stupid places are and how to fix them. I did a light edit on it and there is not that much that's not a toilet joke. Deletion would be a big first step in getting someone to start over. Spıke ¬  04:36 13-Nov-09
  • Delete What a mess. Unless someone takes this on for CW, delete it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:43, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:41, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
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Imperviousnicity

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Guitar Hero V: Legend of Emo

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Blastcruft Bandcruft + Listcruft = Blastcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:55, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:50, Nov 11 2009
  • Boring and unfunny. Let's lose it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:18, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • I'm not even going to look at it. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 03:49, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
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User:Cajek

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  • Keep. Yes, it kind of sucks. Yes, it's injokey. Yes, it's got too many templates. Yes, the writing is klunky. Yes, it's headache inducing. I've lost my train of thought. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:08, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
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H3!p:83 73h 1337357 3d170r

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VFD-padlock.png Template:EDfact

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  • Delete. Useless template. --Docile hippopotamus 10:01, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Hardly used and annoying. Transclude it where it currently exists and nuke it from orbit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:13, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Nuke. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:46, Nov 4 2009
  • Can't we just ban everyone from making templates without permission? It's not like they're ever funny and only a tiny proportion are actually useful. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:17, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:58, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
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  • This set of templates seems to facilitate intrusive, garish graphics. It isn't "useless"; I simply don't like the use (any more than overuse of fonts, or "ransom-note typography"), but that's a policy question I'll leave to youse. Spıke ¬  11:08 2-Nov-09

Ten days, no clear winner. Keep'd. Also, invalid nomination, no VFD template. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:30, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Template:Fifty

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  • Delete. Looks like a useless template. --Docile hippopotamus 10:01, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete We don't need this. Just subst this into the page where it's used. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:08, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Subst into the ED article - maybe - but I'd hate to see this used anywhere else. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:35, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:42, Nov 4 2009
  • delete. allows for repetitive unfunny pointlessness. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:55, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Can't see a reason people would use it. --Docile hippopotamus 10:01, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
Potentially useful to tile a background image, as I tried to do recently (Forum:CSS background-image). In actual use only in one article, which would improve immediately by not doing so. Spıke ¬  10:52 2-Nov-09
Nope. Useless. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:08, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
I set out to be italic and delete the section of Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website) that is the only use of this template, rendering it less of an eyesore and making this template an orphan. But ED is protected. VFD for it, perhaps? Spıke ¬  18:10 5-Nov-09
There are limits of being italic and I encourage you to never delete a template from any pages it resides on while it's on VFD. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:34, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Ten days, no clear winner. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:28, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Danny Phantom

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  • Boring as shiet. basically a giant list. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Knowing little about Danny Phantom most of those descriptions seemed like straight up episode recaps. Those that were more obviously an attempt at humor were eather bad and name-droppy or random and desperate.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:59, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Meh, begone - That's mostly just boring. And second the list comment per Pelargonium. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:31, 11 Nov
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:52, Nov 11 2009
  • Delete. This is what the iCarly article would have looked like without the newts and pedophilia. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:19, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
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  • The humor is crappy but, again, the article is about a real show. It is a giant list because the author set out to work individual episodes with cheap plays on words rather than writing cleverly. This isn't unique or even rare; after our discussion (below) on Nightwish, I went to Yes (band), and it is the same crap. It would be nice if the author had invented a theme, perhaps a humorous misunderstanding, and stuck to it through the article. It would be nice if all our anonIPs were funny. They aren't, and there are bigger fish to fry. Spıke ¬  02:17 11-Nov-09

Great Peruvian Biscuit Crisis of 2009

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  • Keep Due to reasons involving a close female relative of yours. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:30, Nov 11
If the above is to say, Yo mama! then would we count this as a Weak keep? Spıke ¬  13:26 12-Nov-09
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mostly wibble, written in 2008 and failed to occur. We can tolerate wibble, but false prophets must be expunged. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:35, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Indeed, it admits at the end that it is history-of-the-future. As your curator for articles on Peru, I would volunteer to save this if it had anything to do with Peru. But I will have moved to Lima, Peru the photo of a llama in the middle of the Via Expresa. Spıke ¬  17:48 9-Nov-09 post-edited
  • Delete. As usual , a choice quote sums this up : The Emocaust began in late 2010, and was the direct result of Emo-Hitler's meddling with the space-time continuum to prevent the deaths of My Chemical Romance in a tragic boating accident in late 2007. WTF ? --RomArtus (talk). 13:09, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Per above. You know Romartus, your sig really spews code all over the place. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:38, 11 Nov
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:46, Nov 11 2009
  • Delete. It tries to be zany but just ends up being random. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:15, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
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Robotech

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  • Delete. It's random, it's name-droppy, it's almost incoherent, it's been here since 2006 with few edits and no improvement. Time to get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:18, Nov 9
  • Delete. Night soil. --RomArtus (talk). 13:55, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Petri dish shallow. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:40, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • D'leet. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:45, Nov 11 2009
  • Delete. Terribly random and, I'm assuming, British. I know! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:58, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It only takes a quick glance to see that this isn't worth keeping.
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Template:Internment

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  • Delete Stupid and dumb. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:08, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm usually lenient with templates but this is even below my standards. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:36, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Tagging articles with an irrelevant warning label--and this one is guaranteed to be irrelevant to almost all articles (like Law)--has reached the level of an insider's cliché. Spıke ¬  14:40 9-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:41, Nov 11 2009
  • Delete. Patently unfunny in any conceivable situation. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:11, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
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○ Fucking Sucks!/Amendment

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Never got the expansion promised by the author in '08. The main article isn't that good either, but if I added it there'd be over 20 vfd's... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
    • Comment: Actually, since one of the 20 listed articles has officially been kept, you could list one more and not get blocked. --Andorin Kato 07:23, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
True! the warning above is so scary that people usually don't go close to 20. Spıke ¬  12:01 10-Nov-09
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Why isn't the main article up for deletion? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:52, Nov 11 2009

VFD-padlock.png Jelly babies

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  • Keep. It isn't a total disaster (the list isn't any good and lazy) but at least this one doesn't go off at a tangent and change the subject half way through like of lot of the death row candidates in here. --RomArtus (talk). 13:14, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Needs work, and it really needs to mention Doctor Who. But not too bad. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:53, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • I like the concept, but the current execution is crap, maybe a steam roller?. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:40, 11 Nov
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cruft and listcruft. --Jelly babiesf Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 22:33, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:48, Nov 11 2009
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  • Seems like an attempt to write an essay around an odd photograph. It isn't funny yet, and yes, the list is crap, but I'd like to see it evolve (if it were about anything). Spıke ¬  23:19 9-Nov-09

Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:16, Nov 11

Cheese-eating surrender purple monkeys

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Canvey Island

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VFD-padlock.png Scouser

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Unlike most of the articles below, this is about something, it is the joy of stereotyping, and it's funny in places. It's ugly and childish, proposing that people I don't like get shot to death, but it could be whipped into shape. Drop the dumb Latin taxonomy and the long list of translations. Spıke ¬  12:22 6-Nov-09
  • Keep. Apparently an article about Liverpool's working class. It's got enough good in it that I'd rather let the editorial process work it out. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:09, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Per above. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:54, Nov 7
  • Keep. Actually a nice article, some humor. Hackme 03:04, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
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  • I just think it'd fare better with deletion. If one of the keep-voters would like, they can start from scratch. The article makes no sense and constitutes prime crap, nothing more. Were I able to, I'd probably just have torched the thing... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:24, 8 Nov
    What's worth keeping about it, the commas? O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:24, 8 Nov
    It's fixable. Needs a serious hacking to it, but it's not all carp. Get Mhaille to do it. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:47, Nov 9
    Why do you always pick on him? Can't you do the {{rewrite}} stuff yourself, Pa?! The time he'd use to fix this stinker up would be retracted from my hopefully first feature he's helping me with... :/ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:39, 10 Nov
    Rewrite? Na. I cut out some crap and now it's not so. Not really a rewrite. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:06, Nov 10

Kept MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:02, Nov 11

VFD-padlock.png Blue Beetle

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  • Delete. Whoever tagged this "rewrite" was so generous that if he were an Olympic judge, I would win the bronze in figure skating. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:11, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • For Hype entering the Olympics. Delete this though. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:58, Oct 28
  • Delete. Can I come second in the rowing? --ChiefjusticeDS 14:39, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I liked Blue Beetle in Yellow Submarine. Or is he that Olympic gymnast who wears the blue leotard? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:03, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. one of those articles that keep votes for it make me want to leave uncyclopedia. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:24, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Wat? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:50, Nov 9
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  • Hea guys! One more vote please? I will close based on that. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:32, Nov 11
    Just one! Come on! You know you want to!!! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:37, Nov 11

Kept Thanks Necropaxx. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:36, Nov 11

File:Mohammedlickingcock.jpg

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm not the touchiest of people, but this one really isn't in good taste. Even by mistake. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:32, 11 Nov
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. While I do believe that every user to entitled to his own opinion, this image has no humour value, done in a bad taste and is offending to my heritage. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 20:56, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I have no problem with one man orally-pleasuring another; but this image seems created specifically to be offensive to Muslims. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:52, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
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  • How '*do* you disable a piccie pic in a link? I've been struggling with it, and the only way I've managed to pull it off is by inserting the entire URL and making a link out of it. O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:37, 11 Nov
    You can instruct a wikilink not to resolve into a picture or category, etc., by putting a colon in front of it, like Category:My sojourn or File:Mohammedlickingcock.jpg. Or is that not what you meant? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:41, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
    I think that's what I meant. O_o Why did you vote keep? I've seen drawings of monks fucking nuns be deleted on sight, why not other religious figures? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:47, 11 Nov
    They were deleted cos those nuns were ugly. Real mingers. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:52, Nov 11
    If I want to watch a hairy faced monster, I just open a window with EugeneKay's stalker cam on. Don't need to look at hairy faced guys licking cocks. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:55, 11 Nov
    I basically voted keep because I feel like we've already had this vote - and just a couple months ago, at that. I know that Ape passionately wants this kept and that Dexter, MrN, Socky, and Bonner also voted keep. And there's no evidence anything's changed. So this is a pointless nomination unless the point is to try to slip it past them, and I wouldn't support that... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:11, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
    I didn't know there was a vote on the matter, and I strongly feel that it's good if it's voted on, even if it is "again". If someone opposes that, they can just hit the ban-button next to my name if they have one... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:18, 11 Nov
  • See also: User_talk:Mordillo/archive16#Offensive_images_on_Uncyclopedia - recent discussion on this very issue. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:42, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • I'd be in favor of taking this off of an article, but not from the site altogether. If a user wants it on his talkpage, it's his right. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 21:08, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • POSSIBLE POLICY VIOLATION. It appears to me this image specifically violates Wiki policy in regard to sites that have googleads (which this site does). According to Wikia:Prohibited content, "All Wikia which are supported by the use of advertisements from Google must adhere to Google's AdSense policy, which means that certain content is prohibited." These include "Pornography, adult or mature content" and "Content related to racial intolerance or advocacy against any individual, group or organisation." Regardless of our feelings on freedom of speech, freedom of religions, respect for the individual, etc., if this violates a single policy of our host site, it needs to be removed. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:15, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
    Quiet you! (Also, a lot of our images are validated because of a "fair use" claim.) —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:18, 11 November 2009
    By my understanding, "fair use" has nothing to do with whether or not an image is considered pornographic. We can argue about interpretations all we want, but if the people who are giving the money to keep this site up believe we're violating their policies.... King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:20, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
    • There's no google ads on Uncyclopedia. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:21, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
      • There are on my computer; there's three at the bottom of this page. But perhaps those are added by my current browser; I'll try another browser and see if they still come up. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:27, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
    Chrome whore? I don't have them. I've got wikia ads in my browser, nothing more... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:47, 11 Nov
    • If you're going to take this down because of this policy (which as pointed out above might not even apply to this site) then you're going to have a lot of work on your hands getting an admin to remove every single image on Uncyclopedia that might potentially offend someone somewhere. Let's ask ourselves: Is that really the direction we want the wiki to go? --Andorin Kato 22:09, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. While the image quite irritates me, I'd rather respect the wishes of the people that choose to use it in their userpage. I do believe the partially censored version is a lot funnier. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:15, 11 November 2009
    • Even better, remove the Arabic. The archive of Mordillo's talk page contains a photo that declares its intention to offend Muslims--without actually doing so. Spıke ¬  21:27 11-Nov-09
      • Actually, I'm pretty sure there are Muslims who would cut my fucking head off for making that picture. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:18, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
    • Personally, I don't find it funnier and find it just as offensive. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:39, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • POSSIBLE POLICY VIOLATION NUMBER TWO. Wiki terms of use, which I assume we are required to follow, says we may not "Post, upload, transmit, share, or store content which is unlawful, defamatory, infringing, obscene, or invasive of another's right to privacy or publicity". While Muhammed is not a living person, "defamatory" can, in certain cases, be extended to the living, especially in regard to people who are identified as Muhammmed or who are followers of him. That, admittedly, is stretching a point. But there is the matter of copyright. While Uncyclopedia claims faire use for satirical purposes, the use of this picture doesn't seem to be a matter of satirizing the image. In fact, it's presenting the image itself. For example, if I post an image of Monty Python's sketch on the Silly Party and claim it's an accurate representation of current politics in Britain, that could possibly be regarded as satire. But if I just post the image on my user page, that is not satire, and is likely not protected. Do we know who owns the copyright to this image? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:55, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
    If you're going to get into discussing copyright, I have this to add: If whoever owns the copyright on the image (assuming there's an original and that it is copyrighted) comes to Uncyclopedia and complains about copyright infringement, then we can examine the possibility of taking it down. Until then (and possibly even then), we get to claim fair use all we want. This is a parody website, and parody is an example of fair use. It is that simple. --Andorin Kato 22:01, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
    Also, as I said above... would you use the ToU as a precedent to remove every potentially offensive image from Uncyclopedia, or are you going to selectively use the non-obscene/defamatory clause to remove this one image that you just don't happen to like? From the beginning Uncyclopedia has been about parody and not caring about people being offended by it. Remember Anonymous Slashy, anyone? Nobody took down the Asperger's Syndrome article when he complained about it being offensive. Why should we do so here, considering that have a wiki full of offensive content because that's exactly what we are? --Andorin Kato 22:14, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
    Is this a website for How To Be Offensive And Not Just Stupid? I thought the point here was to be funny. Personally, I don't find an image of one man orally pleasuring another to be offensive or funny--depending on the context. But I fail to see how the context of posting this on a user page is designed to be funny. I understand that this site has had a drop in productive editors. Potentally offending a huge percentage of possible future editors without humour doesn't seem to be me a wise idea. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:26, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Sannse huffed this because it violates Wikia's terms of use, as I thought. Please forgive me while I gloat. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:32, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
    OK, this is getting far too personal and petty now, yes you were right, but there's no reason to try and annoy everyone else by posting that here, the image is gone, fair enough, now let us return to the whole writing thing that we all hang around this place for. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:35, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
    Thank you, Chiefster, for the slap, which I deserved. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:51, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

You're all a bunch of faggots with nothing better to do

than start drama to make yourselves feel more important. This picture is funny as fuck to me and it's only in two users' pages. Your claims of being "offended" are thinner than the paper I wipe my ass with. Whatever, do what you will. Cry to sannse, claim the moral highground, whatever to help you sleep at night. Just know that you're not fooling me. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:45, 11 Nov

I see you were cheered up by that... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:02, 11 Nov
Go fuck yourself... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:57, 11 Nov
Hop onto IRC, join the cheery conversation! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 22:52, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
(Reposting my apparently accidentally deleted comment of half an hour ago): I don't even know how to get to IRC. Is that located near Guildford? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:13, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
They're fooling me. It should be said, though, that I am easily fooled. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:54, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
LOL I CAN TAKE AWAY PEOPLE'S MESSAGES BECUZ I HAZ ADDITUDE AND THINK SHE'S IMMATURE Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 22:58, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
Seriously, enough of this, it isn't getting anyone anywhere. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:59, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
Are people purposely deleting other people's comments, or is that an accident? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:00, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
Looks like an accident. Happens sometimes. Also, get on IRC. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:02, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
Whoa. I pressed refresh and there were like, four new messages. Dude! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 23:02, Nov 11 2009
My guess is that the edits via the quick edit application mess things up, as it doesn't refresh the page being edited, just edits the page and saves. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:04, 11 Nov
Good; I was hoping it was an accident or some computer glitch. The wonders of modern technology. Also I made a comment about IRC that seems to be missing; I'll look for it and try to repost. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:10, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure about the "faggots" portion, but you're correct about us having nothing better to do.

That thing that I said in the header. (Oh, and Keep for that drawing that got deleted) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:15, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Anna Williams (Full blown Tail Arts)

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VFD-padlock.png HZ Corps.

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only purpose of this sprawling article is to tie together this kid's alternate reality, some of whose fictional countries we have already voted to delete. I do enjoy his pidgin English, though. Spıke ¬  18:05 9-Nov-09
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Double invalid nomination. WIP tag & no VFD tag. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:11, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Zach de la Rocha

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  • Delete The only good IPcruft is dead IPcruft. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:49, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Vape it. --Andorin Kato 00:51, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Raep! Looking at the discussion page, and the last parts of the article, some IPs got pissed off at the writer and actually responded to parts of the article in the article...still, delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:45, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Delete the bickering in Sections 4 and 5, and there's still nothing left but Spawn of Satan and grade-school put-downs. Spıke ¬  12:46 9-Nov-09
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Grues Day

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Macaroni

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  • Delete. What more can I say? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Did you notice editor AwEsUm quotes himself at the top of the article? Spıke ¬  01:45 8-Nov-09
  • Delete. It's so horribly rubbish that it almost has a weird beauty about it : Marconi conceptualized this theorem while eating pasta with his mother on a thursday. Damn...I wish I had thought of that ! --RomArtus (talk). 14:26, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There a good concept buried in there, buried good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:51, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
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In The Groove

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Vijay

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  • Keep Definitely a real noteworthy person. His name is Joseph Vijay. Yeah if you don't delete it until Xmas I will try to improve it, coz I am sorta busy now till mid November. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Stupidis4eva! (talk • contribs)
Probably says it's the usual fare on VFD: Two pages of aimless free association around an otherwise notable topic. The vote by "Stupidis4eva!" could be taken as an offer to fix this; that would divert him from his recent edit war. Spıke ¬  14:19 4-Nov-09
--And today I invited him to volunteer, though I don't claim you should wait for his reply. Spıke ¬  00:59 6-Nov-09
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  • Old versions suggest that Vijay is a Bollywood actor or producer; Wikipedia lists four such, two relating to Tamil, mentioned in the article. So the article isn't vanity. That doesn't mean it's any good. The most significant thing to happen to it in 2009 was repeated blanking. Perhaps notify the authors and give them a week to type something that makes sense. Spıke ¬  01:51 4-Nov-09

VFD-padlock.png Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist

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  • Keep. It's pathetic for being a feature, but it's not the kind of shit we delete. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:59, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Speedy Keep WTF are you trying to delete a featured article for? Isn't there a guideline for this kind of bull. Anyway If it feel it's devaited too far from the featured version there a thing called revert. Read Rule 2.1: Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion." --Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 11:23, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
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Fine, let me restate that: Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like it was written by a bored tweenager off his meds, judging from the horrible rambling (table of contents, anyone?) and general lack of anything interesting, original, or funny. Kind of like a Sunn O))) song. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 02:03, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Abstain Maybe revert to the featured version? Then again, it was featured in 2005...—Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Playful but very ugly. Neither the concept nor the material compels one's interest. (How many ways could I imagine a change to reality? Why would anyone else care about any of them?) Long title, use of first person in title, intro written by a pre-teen, and a three-digit table of contents made it hard to go beyond. It needs more than hidden gems; it needs somehow to make you want to read it. Spıke ¬  01:25 7-Nov-09
  • Figured I ought to point out that I've reverted to the version of the page at the time of the successful feature. (I still don't think it's very good, tho.) --Andorin Kato 11:38, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

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Template:SmoothRainbow

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  • Delete. Looks like a useless template. --Docile hippopotamus 10:01, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pretty much a failed experiment.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:05, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. So ugly, I would rather take a dump, fish it out of the toilet, frame it, hang it on my wall, and look at that. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:14, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:44, Nov 4 2009
  • No --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:24, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Can't see a reason people would use it. --Docile hippopotamus 10:01, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Docile, when putting templates on VFD, please remember to use <noinclude> tags. Otherwise you're tagging every page that uses the template for VFD. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:18, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Template:Rainbow

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Just because it's useless doesn't mean several people aren't using it.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:07, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Looks like a useless template. --Docile hippopotamus 10:01, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. The litmus test is: does this template make Barbie, Jeopardy, and Viacom better or worse? The answer is: worse. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:34, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:43, Nov 4 2009
  • Delete and purge. The only legitimate use of this is userpage vandalism. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:37, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Shut the hell up guys Repeating the title of an article in big flashy rainbows is the zenith of all human achievement. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:22, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Can't see a reason people would use it. --Docile hippopotamus 10:01, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Would you say that you can't see a reason people would use it, then? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:15, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

August Strindberg

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  • Weak keep I don't know anything about the subject, but this stub seems to provide at least something of a start. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:15, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. As Syndrome says, there is enough here for someone to salvage. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:37, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Not notable enough to justify the rewrite tag. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:05, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 02:01, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Upon closer inspection, this is crap. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:39, 28 October 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Strindberg is extremely notable and deserves a notable article. This one has had 3 1/2 years to become notable. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:08, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Swedish mothballs. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:30, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Yeahnah. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:27, Nov 4 2009
  • Nah If you were to cut away all the shite there would be about one sentence to salvage. I'm reasonably confident that if someone were to write this again we'd get a better sentence anyway. This isn't some Pokemon or Naruto thing you're going to get replaced in 6 hours either. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:33, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
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The Rosalixion

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Barney's Scale of Super-De-Duper Popularity

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Barf

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Barbaric

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Nightmare City

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  • Delete. Unfunny randomness. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:11, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Randumboesque. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:30, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written in Oct'06 because "homework sucks"; nearly unchanged since then. Homework does suck. Spıke ¬  18:30 5-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is not random. It refers to a very nice short animation which you can look up on Youtube and which I highly recommend watching. Conversely I do not recommend this article for anything but elimination. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:08, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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Nigel Calder

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  • Delete So, this one time, this one guy wrote an article about a "famous" global warming skeptic, except it was really about nothing at all. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:05, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just as I was thinking 'perhaps' or 'maybe' - it finished with a long useless list. Its fate was Sealed with a List.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 18:28, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The list is lifted from Wikipedia and slightly altered to be "funny." You can ridicule Calder. Or his critics. Or both. Just do something. Spıke ¬  18:48 5-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm surprised Romartus got to "Maybe". --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:16, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Rainbowpyramid

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  • Keep Pretty. Shows our support for the homosexual community. That's right. There is only one homosexual community. It's called... CANADA! Or was it Australia? No... It was China. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:39, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Useless template. --Docile hippopotamus 10:01, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Horrifying eyesore that I hate. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:37, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:40, Nov 4 2009
  • Delete. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:44, Nov 6
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  • Seeks to achieve an animation. This template was blanked by a vandal four months ago and no one has noticed. It now contains only the {VFD} tag, which is faithfully copied into the few pages that invoke the template. Spıke ¬  11:01 2-Nov-09
Understood, though Syndrome got to it first. Indeed I was and am reluctant to replace an article with a historical version while a vote is active. Spıke ¬  12:36 3-Nov-09
MrN9000 would tell you that it's a requirement to do so. See rule 2.1 in The Uncyclopedian Rulebook Part IV: Them List of Rules at the Top of the VFD Page. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:22, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
I see it; but "you" in rule 2 would be the nominator (Docile Hippopotamus), to whom I wrote the above note--comparable to the one you wrote to him (above, and with a more specific fix) in the case of Template:SmoothRainbow. Spıke ¬  01:29 4-Nov-09
  • Comment. Dexter deserves to be raped in the face. That is all. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:14, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. I can arrange that. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:44, Nov 6
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