User:Digi

My Articles[edit | edit source]

This user is a poet,
And doesn't even know it
Should see them lost in despair
Cursing and crying and pulling their hair
Don't be alarmed they're just looking for their rhyming dictionary.

Cock

This user loves cock.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is a total UKer

and knows how to queue, shag and shite.

(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

This user has been eaten by a grue in Grueslayer.

Articles I am Proud of[edit | edit source]

UnNews[edit | edit source]

UnNews:God escapes from his cage!

Articles that could do better[edit | edit source]

Articles I am Working on[edit | edit source]

Articles I Like[edit | edit source]

These authors should be very proud. I will add to this list as and when I am moved to.

Kingfisher

Some of my Pictures[edit | edit source]

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

no cowbell

This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

IP

This person's IP is 3.141.592.654.

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."

This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.

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This user has written \infty articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

\mathrm {L^{A}T_{E}X}

This user knows all about \LaTeX, \TeX and such \ldots and frequently types \documentclass[10pt]{article}.

This user is a doggy, and canines at the dog track. If you attempt to doggify this, you will most badly baptise doggy yourself. Or the submitter will doggulate your pineapple!!

Vince Cable and a Lib Dem party member carrying some bombs.
The USB: the much anticipated upgrade for the USA.
It's great how everyone can come together at a protest.
Everybody's honest!
You're all fucked!
We're cool!
ALL YOUR BASE!
Cos' he knows how to Govern!
He's a fucking God!
Not even him upstairs gets off.
lol, tasteless
lol, at least I didn't make this one (apart form the vengence).
The Big Three
The name was supposed to be a pun on Collaborator :(
The British public were ill at ease with Tony Blairs close relationship with President Bear
Heil Snuggles
This is why yall don't wanna fuck with the USA!
Blah Blah Blah Blah
Brown finally wields the sword of power
Bush puts Brown down.
Kaddafi Fried Chicken... ever wondered why Colonel Kaddafi never made it past colonel...