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My Articles[edit]

This user is a poet,
And doesn't even know it
Should see them lost in despair
Cursing and crying and pulling their hair
Don't be alarmed they're just looking for their rhyming dictionary.

Cock This user loves cock.

Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and can pronounce aluminium correctly.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Grueslayer.PNG This user has been eaten by a grue in Grueslayer.

Articles I am Proud of[edit]


Articles that could do better[edit]

Articles I am Working on[edit]

Articles I Like[edit]

These authors should be very proud. I will add to this list as and when I am moved to.

Some of my Pictures[edit]

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

IP This person's IP is 3.141.592.654.
Eaclogo.jpg This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Bush-jail bars-war criminal.jpg This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
\infty This user has written \infty articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "":): {\displaystyle \mathrm{L^AT_EX}} This user knows all about \LaTeX, \TeX and such \ldots and frequently types \documentclass[10pt]{article}.