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The Earth is A SPLODE. This morning as many Scientists have been predicting, the Earth blew up in a burning maelstrom of rock, fire, mantle and liquid iron. Whilst the effects of the Earth becoming a splode have yet to be fully clarified a spokesman for the Institute of Deep Inter Oceanographic Tomography said The recent evidence suggests that the Earth is heading for, or may have already undergone the transition towards a state of Splodification, that is the world may become a splode.