User talk:TKDKidXism

Welcome! Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia! Hello, TKDKidXism, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links: Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue. How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once. Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules. Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here. Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia Help Pages - If you need help with a specific issue. Frequently Asked Questions - Check this out before you start panicking. Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask - For some general facts about Uncyclopedia. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:TKDKidXism/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider contributing to Uncyclopedia's current colonization of the week, a group writing project to improve a single popular article. Anyone is welcome to contribute, so come help out! If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in! If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. Again, welcome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:14, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Tofuman

What exactly is the deal with this series here? I can't find any reference on the internet that says I should know about it. This leads me to believe it's vanity. If not, please let me know, as I'd have to get rid of it if it is. -RAHB 04:41, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

You are allowed to write about non-existent subjects, but only if it's really funny or if it's meant as satire. Try to make the article's humour more obvious. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:23, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Yes, what that guy said is also true. The fact that I have yet to get a response isn't helping this case any though. -RAHB 18:44, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

GTA whatever

OK, as you asked, I restored your GTA articles here and here, in your userspace. Keep them there until you think they are finished. When they are finished, get a pee review, and if the reviewer agrees they are good, have another word on my talk page about moving them to mainspace. Bear in mind the following:

• We have a lot of GTA articles. People are bored of them, largely because they are all the same.
• Have a read of HTBFANJS.
• It doesn't hurt to say "please" when you ask people for stuff - and if you call me "motherlicker" again, I won't be so helpful.

Good luck! --UU - natter 08:57, Jul 2

OK, I restored those other 2 articles here and here. Any other articles I can only restore if you give me a link to them - I could sift through all the deletion logs until I find them, but that would take up too much of my precious weekend. So give me a link, I'll give you your pages. But keep 'em in userspace as detailed above, and please have good look at HTBFANJS - these would probably not survive too long in the mainspace in their current state. --UU - natter 08:18, Jul 4

Ref: HZ Corps.

The "work-in-progress" tag is a temporary tag. If it needs more than a week to get the page into shape, then that page should probably be better off under your userpage (User:TKDKidXism/HZ Corps.) until it's done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:55, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

And may I recommend reading the various helpful pages in the Welcome Message above? (How to be funny and not just stupid is the best) Making random pages that contain the names of your friends is a pretty good way to get your page deleted. A pretty good rule for comedy is that if it's only funny to your friends it's not funny. We have a wider audience here. Granted, our audience is made up of a mix of the unemployed and the stupid, but it's a wide pool of those. It's just not deep. Except me. I'm all deep and shit. I'm like a friggin' philosopher or something. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:05, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Modus is like that one area of the pond where if you step you'll fall in. -- Also, penis. 23:50, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

I, for one, respect the passion and drive it takes to keep editing the same article every week for, what, six months? without significantly changing it. You've taught me something, little dude. Everything in our lives, our lives, everything is a work in progress. Rock on, mang. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:31, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Syndrome is like that one area of the pond where if you step you'll fall in. -- Also, penis. 04:23, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Hey there.

Despite the fact you've never responded to a message on your talk page and been overall a bit of a tit during your stay here, I figured it fair to let you know that the majority of the content you've contributed is being voted on for deletion a bit at a time over at VFD, in addition to a number of articles that have been recently deleted for construction tag abuse, and all of the images you've uploaded that are not being used in articles. If you want to vote against deletions, go to VFD and do so, and let me know if you want any of this stuff back in your userspace, although you're going to have to provide me with specific links. Cheers, then. -- Also, penis. 22:10, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Convert Oh Sinner!

I believe that you have some legitimate talent, but could use some guidance to use your talent illegitmately. Seek Sophia, the Holy Potato and Mother Slut of us all. If you would like to know more, click on the links on my name, or post on my talk page. Bless you.  Father WHY??? (confessions)  19:46, November 20, 2009 (UTC)