Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive250

Hippelbliffiherper

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Obliterate. A stupid, unfunny, stub of an article about a made-up, stupid, unfunny word. Kill it. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:12, September 10, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. What the hell is this crap? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:58 September 10, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. Per Xamralco. The photoshopping sucks butt, too. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? Obliterate. Fuck hitler. -- 22:30, September 10, 2011 (UTC) Obliterate. Not want ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:38, September 10, 2011 (UTC) etaretilbO --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:12, September 11, 2011 (UTC) I'm not sure the Obliterate template is good enough: EX-TER-MI-NATE! Also, the admin who puts this out of its misery can take a couple of images with it: Image:Hiff.jpg and Image:Hippelbliffiherper.jpg. Neither is used on any other page. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 13:24, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Perhaps it can be left in a cardboard box outside the asylum for them to adopt.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:32, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:38, September 10, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:13, September 10, 2011 (UTC)  "Son of two ugly people who f***ed" ... Kill it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:56 September 10, 2011 (UTC) Kill it with Dihydrogen Monoxide. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:17, September 10, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 06:39, September 11, 2011 (UTC) HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:20, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I...think that some person in Spain may be laughing at this, hysterically, as we speak. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 13:29, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

Killzone

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	"Meh." - Me on this article. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:34, September 10, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:14, September 10, 2011 (UTC) LOLN00BZ!!!!!111 -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:57 September 10, 2011 (UTC) 13375p34k, Vienna sausages and Master Chief. Enough said. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:19, September 10, 2011 (UTC) delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:31, September 11, 2011 (UTC) Hilarious. -- 00:32, September 11, 2011 (UTC) Some truly deserving articles on VFD this round. I say we drop this one into an actual killzone, with no weapons, and a neon target painted on it, and see how long it lasts. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 00:46, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Welcome to the NHK

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Is it hot in the keep box or is it just me? Its just me... But I think this has potential, just needs fixing. Not a delete. --ThecoolxavierguyfromghIII 00:59, September 11, 2011 (UTC) 00:56, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	This is like not funny or some shit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:53, September 9, 2011 (UTC) Sato is funny but the rest... ugh. Seijana 09:23, September 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:37, September 9, 2011 (UTC) I felt the need to bring out the paddle to intimidate this pile of crap. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 15:53, September 10, 2011 (UTC) Bleah! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 00:31 September 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	If we're gonna believe Wikipedia (and Wikipedia is God, right?) this is a thing. Honest. Look it up. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 00:35, September 12, 2011 (UTC) I had to look it up myself before voting on it. Yeah, apparently this is some manga/anime about a hikikomori. Can't say I know much about it, but I do know its Uncyc entry sucks (as does most of our anime-related stuff). -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 00:50 September 12, 2011 (UTC) Yeah, leave it up to the Japanese and the Germans to come up with oddly specific words for people, sensations and properties. Schadenfreude, anyone? ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 01:07, September 12, 2011 (UTC) That was just one of the many things that kept Japanese interesting enough for me to major in it. ^_^ -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:52 September 12, 2011 (UTC)

Kenan and Kel

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	Crap. That's all there is to it. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:44, September 9, 2011 (UTC) Kerkill. Let's see here: Poorly done random humor? Check. Oscar Wilde reference? Check. Misquoted Kanye West reference? Check. Silly picture with a caption about drugs? Check. Referencing the future? Check. Huge formatting issues? Check. Referencing Hitler and Thundercats in the same sentence? Check. User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:02, September 10, 2011 (UTC)  Hey, I remember these guys! They were on some show about cheeseburgers. And then there was some other show where they thought they were everything or something... I guess these two are just a couple of the many washed-up stars to end up with their own statue of dung on Uncyclopedia. Sad, isn't it? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 01:08 September 10, 2011 (UTC) I think the vandals ripped this article's eyes out and skullf**ked it... Per Mrthejazz... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 15:56, September 10, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:24, September 10, 2011 (UTC) Fail - As in tried to find a better version and failed. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:40, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Laws of Anime Physics

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Many more bad things. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:00, September 8, 2011 (UTC) fer cryin' out loud, even your typical anime fag probably wouldn't read this --Roman Dog Bird 18:55, September 8, 2011 (UTC) 4KidsTV = terrible rock intro2 + "Alright!!!!!" - boobs - blood + suck12. Can't really argue with that statement, but... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:26 September 8, 2011 (UTC) Per Frosty. List list list... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:50, September 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. And this is coming from your typical anime fag! --Scofield & The Machine 08:23, September 9, 2011 (UTC) MASSIVE LISTCRUFT DETECTED!!--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 08:26, September 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:46, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	If this is deleted, please give me a userspace copy. --Andorin Kato 04:47, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

International Baccalaureate

Score: 5
Keep (2)	It's a keeper!</Dutch> -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) I dunno. It's definitely a huge mess, but I'm inclined to think that inside that mess, there are little pieces that would together form a short but keepable article given everything in between said pieces is brutally massacred. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 8 September 2011
Delete (7)	Many Many bad things. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:08, September 8, 2011 (UTC) I've been meaning to VFD this for some time, but I always assumed it was some sort of in-joke... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:10 September 8, 2011 (UTC) There's never been anything good to say about this. I'd like to see someone try, though. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 14:36, September 8, 2011 (UTC) why does it have two intros --Roman Dog Bird 18:57, September 8, 2011 (UTC) My eyes fell out. Anyone up for watching Final Destination 5 after I get em' back in? I want to watch Olivia die after laser eye surgery (again)... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:47, September 8, 2011 (UTC) Why, it's an assortment of teenaged IPs writing about how they're so stressed out about the test they have to take! How could this not be comedy gold?? pillow talk 16:05, September 9, 2011 (UTC) Terrible, simply terrible -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:35, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Wayne

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep. This is, simply put, funny. Seijana 09:36, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Bleh. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:04, September 8, 2011 (UTC) NRV immunity, eh? It didn't say anything about VFD immunity... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:08 September 8, 2011 (UTC) Can somebody just redirect this to Lil' Wayne and be done with it? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:44, September 8, 2011 (UTC) Weak delete. It's actually well-written and sometimes amusing, but I couldn't get past the level of vanity. pillow talk 16:01, September 9, 2011 (UTC) Eh -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:34, September 9, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 23:54, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Haruhiism

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	no comment --Roman Dog Bird 01:43, September 8, 2011 (UTC) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:45, September 8, 2011 (UTC) Did Sannse really have anything to do with this? I don't think she edited it once... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:37, September 8, 2011 (UTC) Actually, it was JJPMaster. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:25, 8 September 2011 o_0... As Lyrithya's non-unofficial, not entirely unfunctional admin campaign secretary of nothing, I decree that such a conversation may or may not have ever taken place. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 07:29 September 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Unmitigated, incoherent shit with some retarded (prossibly fake) chat log thrown in the bottom for no intelligible reason whatsoever. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:26, September 8, 2011 (UTC) What the fuck? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:13, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Turkey Noise

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Hmm. This has been gathering dust since 2010, the last time it was edited since its creation in 2007. -opens- -closes immediately afterwards- I can see why... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:23, September 5, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! It should go away. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 18:20 September 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:47, September 8, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Who the fuck is Nathan Krueger? I'm pretty sure this falls under vanity. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:23, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Johnny Depp

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	First order failure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:23, September 7, 2011 (UTC)  CONCLUSION: "He would be one of the BEST actors in the world" Get rid of it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 18:33 September 7, 2011 (UTC) how not to make an article --Roman Dog Bird 18:47, September 7, 2011 (UTC) lol fail. lol penis. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:49, September 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete. The only thing keepable about this article is the sexy picture, which sadly, does not have a sexy caption. The rest of it, wikipedia does a better job. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:48, September 8, 2011 (UTC)  Well, Seems like vanity.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 05:53, September 8, 2011 (UTC) Vanity? No, he's a notable person. But this article reads like a really, really, really bad version of a wikipedia page with a fangirl statement tacked on to the end of it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:58, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Texas War for Independence (video game)

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	I don`t see this very funny. Sorry, everyone. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:27 6 September 2011 Yeah, this is very crudely made. It's often barely readable, and the word "n00b" is used an absurd number of times. pillow talk 15:15, September 6, 2011 (UTC) 20, to be exact. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:20, 6 September 2011 More importantly, two hundred billion, to be inexact. pillow talk 20:56, September 6, 2011 (UTC) AGH MY EYES! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:47, September 6, 2011 (UTC) Da fuck? -- 20:12, September 7, 2011 (UTC) ick. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:49, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	It's funny when you look at the names and the discussion. I don't care much for the red links that go with them, but they're kinda needed to get the humor. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:34, September 6, 2011 (UTC) Yes, it`s sort of funny, but we already have many parodies exactly like this one. Or that`s what I think. Don`t ask me to list them, `cus I`m too lazy to even find them. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:51 6 September 2011

Supernatural (TV series)

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	C'mon, really? ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 10:12, September 6, 2011 (UTC) Too much poop ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:05, September 7, 2011 (UTC) Man, that's crufty... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 18:22 September 7, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 19:22, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Danny Phantom

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	No humor, just various references to internet memes and random movies. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:20, September 4, 2011 (UTC) Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:02, September 4, 2011 (UTC) Poorly formatted, one adequately-sized image, bullcrap attempts at a plot/background story. This is enough to make me vote keep on Why?:Abortion is FUN. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:33, September 4, 2011 (UTC) -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:17 September 6, 2011 (UTC)
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Why?:Abortion is FUN

Score: -1
Keep (9)	Keep. I should create an article titled "The things Frosty gets" and then leave it blank. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:24, 3 September 2011 Keep. I created a category for it in the meantime! Also, this is an in-joke. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:50 September 3, 2011 (UTC) Apparently Lyrithya doesn't like your category. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:55, 3 September 2011 Yeah.THIS, EPIC.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 15:00, September 3, 2011 (UTC) Feature! Best article I've read all week. -- 20:54, September 3, 2011 (UTC) Keep.Pretty good article almost gave me a heart attack.--UNmarine777 02:34, September 4, 2011 (UTC) Keep. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Keep. Abortion is fun. Just ask my galpals, whom I force into the clinic on threats of death and stuff. Aleister 17:20 7-9-'11 Keep. Now that I get the joke. I wrote a much more obvious version and reverted myself, but one of you guys can bring it back if you want.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:51, September 6, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Not delete-worthy, really. pillow talk 17:58, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (8)	I don't get it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:48, September 3, 2011 (UTC) This is not an in-joke, nor really even a joke, just a political statement by someone decidedly pro-life with a bit of a frame tacked on, which helps, but there still really isn't much to get. And it's gross. 1234 ~ 15:01, 3 September 2011 Delete. Gross me out! --Scofield & The Machine 15:09, September 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 16:09, September 3, 2011 (UTC) Yuck! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:51, September 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete Horrible mAttlobster. (hello) 21:58, September 3, 2011 (UTC) Appalling. Simply appalling... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:21, September 4, 2011 (UTC) To the guys saying "gross", "horrible", "appalling", that's kind of the point of the article.—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:49, 4 September 2011 Yes, but if it's going to be gross, horrible, and appalling, it also has to be funny, and I just don't find it funny. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:33, September 4, 2011 (UTC) It's certainly your right not to consider this type of humour funny, though a VFD vote is more about whether an article's humour fits on the wiki. If you don't consider the article's humour worthy of being called "humour", that's another matter entirely. Anyway, if you want to vote delete, by all means do so, but I just thought I'd point out that the article's humour relies on grossing people out. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:14, 4 September 2011 As I said, "Appalling. Simply appalling." I can take gore, but I just find that a little, umm, immorally obscene. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:29, September 4, 2011 (UTC) "Immorally obscene" is almost exactly what I'm aiming for. Well, except that it's actually morally justified because it discourages people to get an abortion. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:50, 4 September 2011 Well, you've spawned an idea involving Oh Internet and this image. Hehehehehehehehe... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:27, September 5, 2011 (UTC) Sort-Of-Self-Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:56, September 4, 2011 (UTC) : / —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:51, 4 September 2011
Comments	I am decidedly undecided on the issue, so I don't see this as a political statement either way. Still, political statements can be hilarious in themselves (Conservapedia?). Either way, I suppose this is just one of those articles that is bound to cause controversy among both deletionists and inclusionists. Since these discussions usually end with a bunch of people yelling at each other in Klingon and Jabba-the-Hutt-ese, I bid this nomination adieu, goodbye, and POODOO!!!! *runs away* -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 15:43 September 3, 2011 (UTC) The main "joke" of the article is that something like 90% of the people who take an abortion would become convinced pro-lifers if they knew what the doctor was actually doing in their belly. I mean, a falcon punch abortion is more humane than dilation and evacuation. If that's not funny, I don't know what is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:54, 3 September 2011 Oh yes killing a developing fetus is true comedy at its best! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:36, September 4, 2011 (UTC) Actually, the fact that this extremely pro-choice article would convince a lot of people of the merits of the pro-life stance is true comedy at its best. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 4 September 2011 This is barely even an article. There are like two sentences and then a picture that was taken from here -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:10, September 4, 2011 (UTC) We have other short pages like this one. Personally, I don't think just because an article is concise it should be deleted. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:16, 4 September 2011 My point is that if the article relies only on one picture for humor, the picture should be original. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:25, September 4, 2011 (UTC) If the picture wasn't from a scientific journal, it'd interfere with the article's humour, because people could easily, and justifiably, argue that's it's just another of those fake extremely graphic images made by pro-lifers to further their agenda. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:58, 4 September 2011 If this does somehow get deleted, can I have it in my userspace? Thanks. -- 18:59, September 4, 2011 (UTC) I'd probably put it in my own userspace if it comes to that, but you can have a copy in your own userspace, if you like. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:49, 4 September 2011 No. No, no, no, no. You can't make me voet on this. I won't do it, sir. I am neutral. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 07:38, September 6, 2011 (UTC) Looks like a keep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:22, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

Squidward Tenticles

Score: 0
Keep (3)	So if we cut out the rape section, it would be funny? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:40, September 3, 2011 (UTC) Probably the most original article out there.The rape part is sorta off topic--UNmarine777 02:38, September 4, 2011 (UTC) After a quick revisit, I've decided to let this mistake slide. I would like to see the crap shoveled out of it sometime or another. I'd say this is about a 4 out of 10 article. Remove perversions, poop jokes and anything out there written by super-vandal twelve-year-olds. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:32, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Really, really horrible. I don't understand why someone would think that saying that a cartoon character is a rapist is funny. It's just stupid. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:02, September 2, 2011 (UTC) Perhaps because of...SHOKUSHU GOUKAN!!!!! (but yeah, the article sucks) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 13:08, September 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. there is much to the article besides random, rape, and, at best "what's the point?" type content. (I.e. stuff that isn't random, but isn't funny and doesn't move the article along.) --Mn-z 01:52, September 3, 2011 (UTC) What the hell? Severe acne and a penis glued to his face... Kill it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:10 September 3, 2011 (UTC) Watch as I magically summarize this in five characters. RAPE. Wonderful, isn't it?!? Now, for my next trick, I'm going to ma- DELETE --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 20:36, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:53, 6 September 2011

Christina Aguilera

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep. I kinda like it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:56, 3 September 2011 I won't say I don't, either, but unless this page gets suddenly cleaned up, I'd be voting "delete", if I weren't abstaining. Say, Sock: if you keep the Whorebot theme... how 'bout a picture of Maria from the movie Metropolis? (This one's my favorite. Why the writer didn't think of that, I don't know. I mean, obvious, no?) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 00:53, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Delete. Okay, so maybe this article has a proper concept. It's still stupid. --Scofield & The Machine 15:11, September 3, 2011 (UTC)  Incinerate. Crapola. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 15:46 September 3, 2011 (UTC) Delete. WTF? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:39, September 3, 2011 (UTC)  Throw into a bonfire! It's honestly not even worth trying to cleanup. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:42, September 3, 2011 (UTC) Userspace Socky likes it, so send it to his userspace. Let him try to fix this mess. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:39, September 3, 2011 (UTC) What ends up in my userspace usually stays there. Unless a miracle happens. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:05, 3 September 2011 This article is now considered a carcinogen... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:16, September 4, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 05:22, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Userspaced. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:46, 4 September 2011

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Score: -3
Keep (4)	It's a little rough and unsubtle, but it's just not nearly bad enough to merit deletion. pillow talk 05:12, September 2, 2011 (UTC) Seems overly harsh to delete - it's much better than it was originally. --Vegetationlife 10:14, September 2, 2011 (UTC) Keep. It has a {{fix}} for the formatting now, so no need to complain about that anymore. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:03, 3 September 2011 Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:06, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Umm... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 10:36, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 05:26, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

Timmy Turner

Score: 1
Keep (3)	Keep. Doesn't look that random to me. And it's certainly not too short. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:00, 1 September 2011 Keep. I like it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:29, September 1, 2011 (UTC) Keep. I like it too - sweet. --Vegetationlife 10:16, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Delete. Too short and completely random -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:13, August 31, 2011 (UTC) Didn't I see an ICU tag on that article? How did it escape? Better tranquilize it... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:57, August 31, 2011 (UTC)  Random, random, random, random, random, mushroom, MUSHROOM!!! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 23:19 August 31, 2011 (UTC) Random, not funny, and reads poorly. 1234 ~ 03:13, 3 September 2011
Comments	Kept and it's really not random, folks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:28, 3 September 2011

Beck

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Disgusting. Euthanize it... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:42, September 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Nothing worthwhile keeping here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:02, September 2, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:22, September 2, 2011 (UTC) Murder murder murder murder murder murder MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER!!!! Badger. It started as Star Wars poop-on-a-stick, it shall end as just poop-on-a-stick. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 12:36, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Apparently somebody nommed this for deletion with the template, but forgot to actually list it here. Since I have nothing better to do... Have at it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:00 September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Beginners noob guide

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Oops. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 10:39, September 1, 2011 (UTC) Yeaaaaahhh...a bit funnier than the usual VFD, but stupid list is stupid. <insert_meme_here /> ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 12:17, September 1, 2011 (UTC) Very poor. --Black Flamingo 22:38, September 1, 2011 (UTC) Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:03, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Redirect to BGBU? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:29, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

United States of America

Score: 3
Keep (3)	Keep. This is only bad due to the fact this was never protected. Protect against IPs delete the list cruft and it would be quite nice. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:30, September 1, 2011 (UTC) Keep. There has to be something redeemable in there, right? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 1 September 2011 No, sir, no. Not even the excellent stuff I wrote. Change your vote, sir. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 12:10, September 1, 2011 (UTC) There's some scattered hilarity in there. Sadly, I have to say it needs cleanup, not a nuke from orbit. pillow talk 05:21, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Burninate! Per Bizzeebeever's suggestion below. Extremely long-winded, stupid and crufty. This may be a major entry, but I would expect such a high-profile article to be Feature-worthy instead of this crap. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:10 August 31, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Pure crap -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:12, August 31, 2011 (UTC) I know i nommed this on VFH once... I reread it... trash —  (talk) (contributions) 21:04, August 31, 2011 (UTC) DESTROY ALL THINGS ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 22:34, August 31, 2011 (UTC) I couldn't tell if most of that was vandalism or content. BURN IT. NOW. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:49, August 31, 2011 (UTC) Delete. crappy redundant article created by 100 ips over half a decade is crappy and redundant. --Mn-z 00:04, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Suggestion: Redirect to America, the much-better-and-funnier (and featured) article. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 22:17, August 31, 2011 (UTC) Second suggestion: this nomination is bound to cause controversy. Leave it up for a week, so at least everyone who's following this page has the opportunity to vote on it. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 22:34, August 31, 2011 (UTC) If this page is huffed, it better be protected, or it WILL be recreated by bored troll IPs. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:12, August 31, 2011 (UTC) A protected redirect to America wouldn't be a bad idea. --Mn-z 21:13, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Ronald McDonald

Score: 4
Keep (1)	For. Not Bad Enough.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 06:06, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Burninate! This is just random and stupid. "Ronald McDonald was a nazi, child rapist, and serial killer." How original. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:39, August 31, 2011 (UTC) I will agree with the fact that this is absolute garbabe, but can the closing admin move it to my userspace? – Preceding unsigned comment added by EpicAwesomeness (talk • contribs) A SPLODE. Original, indeed. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:15 August 31, 2011 (UTC) Per Xamralco. Also original is the McRoll. Like we didn't see that coming... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:54, August 31, 2011 (UTC) Delete. One of those really lame articles about rape, death, and Oprah. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 September 2011, at 23:04
Comments

Iceland

Score: 5
Keep (0)	huh? ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 23:33, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Yes -- The Zombiebaron 16:27, August 30, 2011 (UTC) I agree. —  (talk) (contributions) 20:57, August 30, 2011 (UTC) LISTCRUFT is crufty. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:18 August 31, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Wow, this is bad -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:18, August 31, 2011 (UTC) Ok, kill it.  But only because USA was VFDed. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 22:30, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Wait, whut? WHY? I thought you couldn't delete an entire country's article! Oh, wait, because it's a giant puddle of cruft? United States of America is worse, VFD that one first! I mean it! I've worked on it, and it still sucks ass! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 23:33, August 30, 2011 (UTC) For the record, none of what you just said is a good reason to vote keep on an article. But, feel free to vote whichever way you like, please. -- The Zombiebaron 08:39, August 31, 2011 (UTC) Nominate The States for deletion? Heh, that's not a bad idea... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:04 August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Template:AoED

Score: -7
Keep (8)	Keep. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:58, August 30, 2011 (UTC) Keep. And restore the category, please. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:06, 30 August 2011 Keep. I like it. --Scofield & The Machine 13:10, August 30, 2011 (UTC) Keep. And please put the category back. Aleister 4:30 29-8-'11 Keep -- The Zombiebaron 16:33, August 30, 2011 (UTC) Really, why delete it? —  (talk) (contributions) 20:56, August 30, 2011 (UTC) Keep Plus late FFW respin on the category. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:09, August 30, 2011 (UTC) Keep ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:34, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. the category that goes with this template was deleted in FFW, so we might as well get rid of all of it. --Mn-z 20:58, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	!!! Somebody put that category back. Bastards. We need it. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 23:22, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Kept and category restored. -- The Zombiebaron 08:45, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Mutants

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	2005-cruft. A very, very, very long and degenerated page full of pseudo-facts that were never funny to begin with. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 13:16 August 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 14:39, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:33, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete because of mansions??? —  (talk) (contributions) 20:48, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Possibly better version that is still greatly lacking in humour. I thought it might be helpful. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:22, 28 August 2011

Fagpuss

Score: -1
Keep (4)	Keep. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:09, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Good enough for my tastes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:34, 29 August 2011 Keep. If Socky tastes it, who am I to pull it out of his mouth? Aleister 16:35 30-8-'11
Delete (3)	Delete. I think a classic children's television show deserves better than this. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:50 August 28, 2011 (UTC) GTFO --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:53, August 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 14:37, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. there is a similar article at Bagpuss. I am, however, too busy, unfamiliar with the subject, and lazy to be able to tell you which one is better. --Mn-z 21:00, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Eh, abstain-- —  (talk) (contributions) 20:50, August 30, 2011 (UTC) Kept. 1234 ~ 15:02, 31 August 2011

:Category:BUTT POOP!!!!

Score: -2
Keep (7)	I encourage Frosty to suck my black cock. Inebriated 08:48, August 28, 2011 (UTC) Keep Deleting this will achieve nothing. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:02, August 28, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Because it's fucking used a lot or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:12, 28 August 2011 Keep. useful category. --Mn-z 12:22, August 28, 2011 (UTC) I ate apples with Mike Tyson once... -- 12:20, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Meh, it's a bit of Uncyc history and 'tain't hurting nobody. --Black Flamingo 20:06, August 29, 2011 (UTC)  BUTT POOP!!!! Mike Tyson Aleister 4:32 30-8-'11
Delete (5)	Useless category is useless. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:47, August 28, 2011 (UTC) There's nothing about poop here. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:55, August 28, 2011 (UTC) I'm for removing the content from this, as it mainly pertains to Mnbvcxz' userspace. He could still use it as a category without having a category page, but that way it shouldn't show up, say, when using HotCat or something. Unless what Wikia did affects that too. 1234 ~ 18:44, 28 August 2011 Are you implying that pages in userspace should be barred from using categories? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:29, 28 August 2011 For a single user's userspace, that's been CSD. This contains a few other pages outside of the one user's userspace, but not many. 1234 ~ 19:37, 28 August 2011 CSD? What's with English people and their obsession with acronyms? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:39, 28 August 2011 Er, speedy deletion, sorry. Criteria. Thing. 1234 ~ 19:44, 28 August 2011 Well, it's used on more than one user's userspace, a couple mainspace pages, an UnNews, and some images. And I'm sure there are much worse categories to encounter while using HotCat. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:58, 28 August 2011 such as [[::Category:People who didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night]]. Also, the category legitimately categorizes related material, unlike our various categories that don't categorize. --Mn-z 01:33, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Stupid meme is stupid. --Andorin Kato 07:06, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 14:36, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Possible Invalid nom the page itself is under 7 days old. However, this is the older category, Category:BUTT POOP (sic) under a different name, so one could argue that it is older than 7 days. On the other hand, when deleting a category, we are mainly voting to delete a category name, not so much the content of the category page, and there is an important difference between BUTT POOP (sic) and BUTT POOP!!!!. On the other hand, it does seem silly to wait 7 days for a category, since the name can't change. But, there is no exception in the rules exempting categories form the 7 day age requirement, so this could go either way. --Mn-z 12:22, August 28, 2011 (UTC) Do you not sometimes think that all of us on here are just a little bit odd? mAttlobster. (hello) 17:29, August 28, 2011 (UTC) It's a category; QA doesn't really apply to them. Once there's stuff in them, they apply to a whole lot of pages, and when there's no stuff, admins just delete them whenever as part of general maintenance. Although it's not like categories technically can be deleted anymore, anyway, something about Wikia... changing them. Remove the content, yes. But actually make them go away according to the software, not so much. 1234 ~ 18:44, 28 August 2011 Possible Invalid validation on nomination Lyrithya voted to delete this category, therefore, it may or may not be a conflict of interest (or something!!) for her to make a decision regarding the validity of this vfd nomination. --Mn-z 20:50, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Possible invalid invalidation of validation on nomination - Mnbvcxz is notoriously pro-BUTT POOP and voted to keep the category, which may represent a conflict of interest for him to determine whether someone with whom he disagrees is making an invalid judgment call. --Andorin Kato 01:56, August 31, 2011 (UTC) Possible invalidation loop detected. Ulterior motives are omnipresent, thus no one is truly qualified to judge anything whatsoever. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:31, 31 August 2011 I wonder in the history of the universe, if anyone has ever been described as "notoriously pro-BUTT POOP" before. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:33, August 31, 2011 (UTC) Eh, another abstain —  (talk) (contributions) 20:52, August 30, 2011 (UTC) Obviously kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:17, 31 August 2011

HowTo:Eat sand

Score: -1
Keep (6)	Whoa whoa WHOA fellas! I'm rewriting this as we speak. Wait until I've submitted my first revision, THEN vote. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 00:45, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Actually, you know what...I rewrote this, but it still sucks. Do what you will with it. I'm too tired to finish it tonight. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 08:39, August 29, 2011 (UTC) I think this has improved, I love the image! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:29, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Keep. It's better now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:11, 29 August 2011 Per Socky and Frostpuppet of an unregistered user. --Black Flamingo 20:08, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Sand. BUTT POOP!!!! Aleister 16:33 30-8-'11 Fuckin butt —  (talk) (contributions) 20:53, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	See for yourself. 1234 ~ 01:31, 28 August 2011  Burninate! How this got past ICU (even in 2007) is beyond me. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:30 August 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:12, August 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete. The existence is a joke, right? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:50, August 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 14:34, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Voted, modified, and mostly kept. 1234 ~ 15:02, 31 August 2011

BUTT POOP!!!!

Score: -1
Keep (8)	Keep A work of sublime genius. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:40, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Because. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:43, 27 August 2011 BUTT POOP!!!! I eat apples with Mike Tyson (and Oscar Wilde in Belgium). --Mn-z 15:00, August 27, 2011 (UTC) It's... it's... beautiful. *Starts to tear up* -- 15:24, August 27, 2011 (UTC) So no one looks like a major tard when using the phrase. *celebratory bygawd* --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 16:41, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Quite frankly, this joke is only made funny by the crusade against it. Therefore, allow me to phrase my keep vote as FU SPANG. Inebriated 16:51, August 27, 2011 (UTC)  For.A.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 14:48, August 29, 2011 (UTC) AITE —  (talk) (contributions) 20:55, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)	According to Mnbvcxz, this version of the page is sufficiently different from the successfully VFD'd version that it can exist. I say that this in-joke is stupid, without being funny, and that it should be killed off for good. --Andorin Kato 08:21, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Old joke is old. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:23, August 27, 2011 (UTC) I 3rd Frosty's 2nd. Unfortunately, though, I feel that Kato's (and any other sensible user's) battle on this front is an uphill one, much like that of the British at Breed's Hill. It is Spocky and Mr. Mxyzptlk's baby, and they will never let it die—they will fight until the DEATH!!!! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 09:18, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Yeah I'm with them ^. --Black Flamingo 13:26, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Never mind all the silly crusading, it's just not funny. 1234 ~ 17:56, 27 August 2011 I can make a funnier title. Watch: WIENER PISS!!!! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:50, August 27, 2011 (UTC) You should create an article about that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:35, 29 August 2011 I think it should be about eating tangelos with Evander Holyfield and Lord Tennyson in Luxembourg. --Mn-z 21:56, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 14:33, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Here is the original VFD for the template. Could the keep voters explain why this vote doesn't also apply to this version of the page? --Andorin Kato 23:33, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Although they are both on the subject of BUTT POOP!!!!, this is an article in mainspace, that was a template in templatespace. They also have different content, VFD does prevent re-creation of deleted content, it does not prevent a new article on the same subject from being created. Also, it is commonly believed that the VFD vote was unfair. </ironic understatement> According to our best estimations, an honest VFD vote on template:BUTT POOP would have yielded something like this. --Mn-z 00:26, August 28, 2011 (UTC) After 75 hours, the deletion crusaders have failed to amass enough delete votes, which is a good thing, because it means they've moved on and discovered more purposeful things to do in life. Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:22, 30 August 2011

:Category:People who didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night

Score: -8
Keep (9)	Keep. Unlike BUTT POOP, this is actually funny. --Andorin Kato 07:02, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Per above. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:03, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Keep Why does this keep getting nominated? It hasn't changed since it was last nominated. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:40, August 29, 2011 (UTC)  For.FUNNY!--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 08:52, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Aw, come on! --Scofield & The Machine 12:03, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Quite possibly the most useful category on Uncyclopedia. -- 12:18, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Keep. This category categorizes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:51, 29 August 2011 Keep. I still stand by the statement that it is worse than Category:BUTT POOP!!!!, but I after some reflection, I think its status as an established in-joke now outweighs the fact that it is a pointless category created solely for the purpose of annoying SPIKE and myself. --Mn-z 21:06, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Keep for no fucking reason —  (talk) (contributions) 12:31, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. much worse than Category:BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 01:38, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Excellent. I'll be the lone voice of sense, crying out here in the wilderness. That's the way I like it. I'm a Lone Wolf, bitch. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 21:33, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I noticed it has been over a month since I last nominated this for deletion. --Mn-z 01:38, August 29, 2011 (UTC) I noticed that you are still trying your hardest to get rid of it and other things you don't like. But, being the kind person I am, I still want to see BUTT POOP!!!! return. Aleister 4:27 29-8-'11 Kept -- The Zombiebaron

Hee-hee!

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Didn't make me hee hee I'm afraid. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:13, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Murder the shit out of it. Michael Jackson's phrase was "eee-heee!", or something, anyway. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 09:49, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 14:40, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:33, August 29, 2011 (UTC) HTBFANJS —  (talk) (contributions) 12:29, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Taylor Swift

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	' This article contains very unfunny information and isn't even complete. User:Cessna172 14:35 August 28, 2011 (UTC) Delete The article is comparable to her music. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:31, August 28, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! Shows you what I know--I always thought Taylor Swift was a guy. All that new music stuff don't do nuthin' for me. I'll take The Beatles any day. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:41 August 29, 2011 (UTC) weak delete Interesting concept, pretty crappy execution. And this is coming from an actual Taylor Swift fan. --Scofield & The Machine 12:06, August 29, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 14:38, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	' This article is not even funny, and seems very repetitive. User:Cessna17214:35, 28 August 2011

Lolitics

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	A terrible piece of shit that somehow escaped ICU months ago. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:01, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:54, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Is it "Luhl"-atics, "Lawl"-atics or "Loll"-atics. Either way, this article still sucks... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:43, August 28, 2011 (UTC) 'NUFF SAID. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:21 August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

HowTo:Masturbate

Score: 4
Keep (1)	It makes sense. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:54, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	This is just so... stupid. It's not funny, it's not original, and it's too short. Am I missing anything? -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:54, August 27, 2011 (UTC) There aren't even any sexy pictures to help us guys out! What a gyp! -- 18:58, August 27, 2011 (UTC) I already know how. Mattsnow 19:57, August 27, 2011 (UTC) EW!!! Now that's just disgusting... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:28 August 28, 2011 (UTC)  Against. per above. --Mn-z 16:01, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	File:Dooldooldool.jpg Ahh, there we go. -- 19:04, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Please keep the NSFW off the official pages. 1234 ~ 19:29, 27 August 2011 Okay, sorry. -- 22:10, August 27, 2011 (UTC) But...but...it has Template:NSFW, doesn't it?!?? It's OK, then, right??? I mean, anyone who clicks on "HowTo:Wank" is sorta askin' for it, anyway, and if they don't find it there, it's a disappointment, right? Boo, Lyrithyriara. Boo, Lady-Who-Does-Not-Understand-Fun. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 23:30, August 27, 2011 (UTC) I was referring to the picture he posted. I changed it into a link, so you can still easily go look at it if you want, but that way it's at least off the page. 1234 ~ 01:32, 28 August 2011

Homecoming

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	This seems bad. 1234 ~ 17:49, 27 August 2011 Funniest thing I've read all week... IN OPPOSITE LAND! -- 18:35, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:55, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Edlete. You know, the idjit who wrote this had a spark of a good idea, somewhere at the back of his tiny brain...and then proceeded to drown it with LSD and beer. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 23:25, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:21, August 28, 2011 (UTC) FACEPALM. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:32 August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

The substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle

Score: -3
Keep (5)	Keep. Way to start drama with a VFD nom, Lyrithya. Also, as a regular consumer of ketchup, I regularly struggle with the substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle, so bleh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:05, 27 August 2011 BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 02:52, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Not great but it's good enough. --Black Flamingo 13:29, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Maybe if we threaten to castrate it, it will get good enough not to get nominated again... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 16:44, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Keep Some interesting ideas. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:02, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Just not funny; what attempts there are appear little more than clichéd silliness. 1234 ~ 01:27, 27 August 2011 no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:40, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. The beginning and very end are really stupid, but the middle made me laugh quite a bit, so I can't decide. But as it looks like this'll be kept, I'd like it to be cleaned up a bit. -- 15:40, August 27, 2011 (UTC) I nominate Magic man for the cleanup. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 23:19, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Apparently kept. 1234 ~ 18:39, 28 August 2011

Real Hip-Hop

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	This seems bad. 1234 ~ 22:46, 24 August 2011 That would be because it is, sweet♥ ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 07:01, August 25, 2011 (UTC) Bleah! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 15:18 August 25, 2011 (UTC) List cruft. -- 17:58, August 26, 2011 (UTC) Kill it with George Bush. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 16:34, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 17:02, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
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Meringue

Score: 2
Keep (1)	Keep. It's literate; it's silly; it doesn't rely on a bunch of in-jokes, randomness, or offensiveness . . . it could use work, but it's not bad. --Sloublues 20:25, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	What? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 06:21, August 24, 2011 (UTC) No. Just... no. -- 18:00, August 26, 2011 (UTC) no. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:36, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I don't feel strongly enough about this page to vote on it, but whilst it's short, it's an article full of puns. Meringue in Scotland: See, the joke is..."is it a cake or a meringue" would sound like "is it a cake, or am I wrong?" if said with a Scots brogue. (Maybe.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 05:45, August 25, 2011 (UTC) Kept -- The Zombiebaron 17:01, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

The Minority Report

Score: 3
Keep (2)	Some of it is rather amusing. 1234 ~ 01:12, 27 August 2011 Per Lyrithya. Time to swoop in, save it, and et cetera... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 16:35, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	If not delete, then a lot of fucking cleanup. Yes, I get the joke, but in the end it just makes Uncyclopedia look like a wholly offensive pile of shit. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 06:13, August 24, 2011 (UTC) It's like Encyclopedia Dramatica jacked off in the general direction of Uncyclopedia, and missed — but li'l spatters of splooge still managed to land here, and created this page. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 05:56, August 25, 2011 (UTC) AGH, MY EYES!! Somebody please get rid of it! Now! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 15:12 August 25, 2011 (UTC) Da fuck? -- 18:03, August 26, 2011 (UTC) Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:56, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 17:00, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. I always had a feeling that this page was a load of stupid crap. Guess I wasn't wrong. --Scofield & The Machine 17:28, August 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:44, 23 Aug  Burninate! I vaguely remember this being on VFD at some point during Spike's era. It was crap then and it's still crap. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 00:25 August 24, 2011 (UTC) Hey, look! They're dropping presents! Or, are those bombs? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 16:38, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 16:59, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Hey, I lost my virginity whilst watching this TV show. How dare you people. Yes this article is a giant steaming turd made from a pile of smaller turds, but...tell you what: gimme three months, and I'll rewrite the shit out of it. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 19:42, August 23, 2011 (UTC) What you did whilst you watched this show, doesn't count as losing your virginity. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:53, August 23, 2011 (UTC) But...but...she put down the eggbeaters, wiped off the daffodil purée, and said with a wink, "You're not a virgin anymore, sweetie!" ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 05:48, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

The Gay Team

Score: 2
Keep (2)	I love it when a plan comes together. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Ha ha ha ha ha! Pun! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 19:50, August 23, 2011 (UTC) I love it when a plan, fucks you up the smut pipe. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:55, August 23, 2011 (UTC) Keep ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:41, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	This is the one that really should go. Why? Because it's GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!! Also, it's not an in-joke. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:25 August 23, 2011 (UTC) fuck 'em all. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:58, August 23, 2011 (UTC) Also not an in-joke. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:41, 23 Aug Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:02, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Has been on here for over 100 hours and still hasn't gotten enough delete votes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:27, 27 August 2011

The AAA-Team

Score: 2
Keep (1)	Keep. Another in-joke. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:25 August 23, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Baleet. It's pants. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:20, 22 Aug Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:58, August 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete.Ye Olde Unfunny. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:04, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	This is not an in-joke. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:39, 23 Aug I'm not really sure why I like these... I guess it's because these were among the first Uncyc articles I ever read. I remember AAAAAAAAA! having a link to them, so I always considered them to be in-jokes. That, and the fact that I found them all to be hilarious. But alas, times change... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 00:21 August 24, 2011 (UTC) Has been on here for over 100 hours and still hasn't gotten enough delete votes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:27, 27 August 2011

The AAAA-Team

Score: 2
Keep (2)	Keep. Per it being an in-joke. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:25 August 23, 2011 (UTC) In-joke, obvious keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:40, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:18, 22 Aug Delete. fuckery. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:57, August 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Per it being an in-joke from 2006 that's not funny anymore. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 19:45, August 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. It's grown a full set of whiskers. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:05, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	This is not an in-joke. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:40, 23 Aug Has been on here for over 100 hours and still hasn't gotten enough delete votes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:27, 27 August 2011

CSI: Miami

Score: 1
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Okay, I'm really starting to get pissed here. Not only is this article a pile of shit, but it had an ICU added to it twice, only to have it removed almost immediately by the writer. Now it's to old for an ICU. So if you ask me, this article needs to be deleted, and the writer needs a good spanking. -- 18:18, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Isn't there something called "ICU abuse" that can get an article huffed immediately regardless of its age? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:56, 27 August 2011 I don't know, but if there is, you should implement it right now. -- 02:59, August 27, 2011 (UTC) Looks like Zombiebaron beat me to the punch and I didn't get to use my "ICU escapist" deletion reason. :-/ —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:02, 27 August 2011 Deleted: pages like this should be added to QVFD. -- The Zombiebaron 03:01, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

Wasting Time

Score: -2
Keep (3)	Changed one or two things, but I think it was keepable even before that. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 06:35, August 25, 2011 (UTC) NO! We shall keep this one. I look into its eyes, its twin pools of limpid blue, and see my future and my past, and all things in-between; I see all my hopes and dreams and desires; I see myself; I see it, and I see its desire for me. I press my sex into it, hard, quickly, thrusting, groaning, yearning, searching. It arches its body against me, cold drops of sweat glistening on its throat, its pale white shoulders, its... See, now there I went and forgot to take my medication again. What I meant to say is, we're going to keep this article, because (1) it doesn't suck hard enough, and (b) we desire to continue to embarrass you with it, for all eternity. (Also, I lolled uproariously when I read the pink ping-pong ball bit.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 06:49, August 25, 2011 (UTC) Good enough to be kept. If you really want it gone, you can add it to QVFD as an author request, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:15, 25 August 2011
Delete (1)	Huff. I wrote this around the time I first joined. I'm ashamed of it. Furthermore, I'm surprised that it wasn't a victim of FFW. It's just not funny. Huff it. I don't even want a userspace copy. --Andorin Kato 05:45, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	This nom has wasted enough time on VFD. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:57, 26 August 2011

Ultimate Fighting Championship

Score: 6
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (6)	I thought some IP had vandalised this, but it turns out it'd made it better. Um. 1234 ~ 21:49, 24 August 2011 I can't believe you want to delete this! mAttlobster. (hello) 21:51, August 24, 2011 (UTC) This is making my eyes bleed more than watching Jersey Shore... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:58, August 24, 2011 (UTC) Uncyclopedia needs an article that parodies the UFC and MMA in general. Unfortunately, an article that is "flypaper for IPs"...is not it.⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 06:31, August 25, 2011 (UTC) ????????? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 15:21 August 25, 2011 (UTC) Crufty crufty cruft. --Scofield & The Machine 17:47, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
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George Bush Themepark

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Erm... Bushcruft? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 06:19, August 24, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Passed sell-by date some years ago. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:55, August 24, 2011 (UTC) Anything Dubya-related should be deleted (except for the actual Dubya article). --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:34, August 24, 2011 (UTC) I vote delete, but of course when it comes time to count the votes, someone will challenge the count, and then we'll have a recount, and then someone will challenge the recount. Then we'll start arguing over whether Chad is pregnant or not (who ever heard of a chick named Chad?), or whether Chad has dimples (hey, I'm not saying that a dimply chick named Chad wouldn't be sorta cute, but, seriously, I've never met one). And then...Mhaille will chime in, claiming that the votes were rigged, as it's obvious that all the elderly Jewish voters meant to vote for Meringue, not this article. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 06:23, August 25, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! I can see how a few years ago, this might have been vaguely funny in a cheap-shot sort of way, but now it's just Bushcruft. I don't think we really have to worry about recounts, though; we have the Supreme Court to sort things out! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 15:08 August 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Hamburglar

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Ah, I mist that old ad campaign. I didn't think that was all that satirical of the Hamburglar, though. It's about as funny as that show Children's Hospital (not really at all). --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:01, August 24, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! Wasn't this deleted once before? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 03:31 August 24, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:57, August 24, 2011 (UTC) Delete. God! What is it with people not knowing how to add an image correctly? All you have to do is copy and past the code, if you don't feel like typing it! Oh, and this article is really bad. -- 18:08, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
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Cueshe

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	Delete -- The Zombiebaron 15:46, August 23, 2011 (UTC) What the hell is this mess? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 16:46 August 23, 2011 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Dreadful attempt to spoof a Filipino band. Damn dreadful. --Scofield & The Machine 17:32, August 23, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:42, 23 Aug Delete. Who? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:00, August 24, 2011 (UTC) Delete. What? -- 18:11, August 26, 2011 (UTC) You know the part in the beginning that says "They are all gay."? That automatically disqualifies it from being a keepable article. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:31, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
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Pesticide

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Crufty, crufty, cruft! 2005-cruft, to be exact. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:37 August 21, 2011 (UTC) Radioactive! Agh, my eyes! That was terrible to look at, and the lack of images didn't help it at all. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:28, August 22, 2011 (UTC) Meh I reverted it to a less vandalized version but it still sucks. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:22, 22 Aug >.< ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:40, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
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The AAAAA-Team

Score: 5
Keep (1)	Keep. Normally, I really don't like this sort of thing, but I'll make an exception for this. I've always thought of this as being one of the more memorable "intentionally bad" articles. Also, it's an in-joke, one that's been around here forever. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:36 August 22, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)	Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:48, August 21, 2011 (UTC) Once again, my sock puppet wants to vote Delete. as well. Can he? Actually, we both want to delete The AAAA-Team and The AAA-Team as well. ARGH! IT'S A MATRYOSHKA DOLL OF INSIDE JOKES! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 22:45, August 21, 2011 (UTC) The dog picture was funny, the title was, err, humorous, but the rest sucked. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 00:24, August 22, 2011 (UTC) Delete. inside joke + internet meme + randumbo. --Mn-z 02:17, August 22, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:16, 22 Aug Delete -- The Zombiebaron 15:47, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	This might seem like an unusual request coming from me, but if and when this is deleted, I ask that the deleting admin move it to my userspace. I suppose even Simon Cowell has his off-days... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:11 August 23, 2011 (UTC)

Jobnockey

Score: 2
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Delete. Is it vanity? Is it plain old band cruft? We may never be sure, but we can be sure that its shit pure and simple. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:55, 22 Aug According to the QVFD entry, this has now Wikipedia entry and is most likely vanity about a local band. I've never heard of 'em... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 22:14, August 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I've taken the liberty of deleting this as part of the new pages QA or whatnot. In the future, please use QVFD or ICU for new pages, not VFD. 1234 ~ 02:18, 23 August 2011

1

Score: -2
Keep (4)	Weak Keep. Per my having written half of it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:38 August 21, 2011 (UTC) Feature! Nigga, please! -- 20:22, August 22, 2011 (UTC) Meh. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:23, 22 Aug Keep This article is just perfect. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:31, August 22, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Um no. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:21, August 21, 2011 (UTC) unlike zero, this one is bad. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:45, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Hmm, Don't know about this one. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:32, August 21, 2011 (UTC) This was created as a placeholder due to the several hundred redirects pointing to it, but as those have since been deleted it's not terribly useful anymore. 1234 ~ 05:36, 21 August 2011 One...is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one... ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 11:57, August 21, 2011 (UTC) Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:34, 22 August 2011

0

Score: 0
Keep (2)	Idk, I kinda like it. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:45, August 21, 2011 (UTC) Meh. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:23, 22 Aug
Delete (2)	Fails QA, like really. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:21, August 21, 2011 (UTC) Redirect to Nihilism. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:32, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:34, 22 August 2011

Dark Horse

Score: 2
Keep (3)	Keep. No comments. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:36, 21 August 2011 Keep. Per it being an in-joke, and the fact that I kinda like it. How about we link the page to the original PLS discussion? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:56 August 22, 2011 (UTC) dicks lol - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:32, Monday 22 August 2011 -
Delete (5)	While this was funny in the context of the PLS, that context is now gone, leaving this as a debatable in-joke that spanned only the span of a couple weeks. 1234 ~ 02:18, 21 August 2011 Not want. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:21, August 21, 2011 (UTC) Is this not suitable for QVFD? --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:30, August 21, 2011 (UTC) If this article were just that picture of the Arabian horse, centered, with the caption, "Ceci n'est pas un cheval noir" or something, I'd change my vote. (My French sucks. Pardon it, please.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 11:55, August 21, 2011 (UTC) I don't get it. DICKSlol. -dicksLOL
Comments	Kept. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:34, 22 August 2011

Jamshid Bauerdinedshad

Score: 2
Keep (2)	I consider this ridiculous humor very funny. May a native speaker correct some of the mistakes... by the way: isn't it the idea of a wiki that one can edit? Why delete an article because of a misselling? --LilTiger 21:59, August 20, 2011 (UTC) See my comment below. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:09 August 21, 2011 (UTC) Eh, has not made me hate it sufficiently to want to kill it. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 11:47, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Obliterate. Userspace. This thing is so ridiculous... Tedious lists about the tedious nature of "24" (a decent show, don't get me wrong)--made even more tedious by replacing all actual content with stereotypes about terrorists. It needs to go claim its 72 virgins. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 15:22 August 20, 2011 (UTC) They misspelled eighth... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 15:24, August 20, 2011 (UTC) Delete -- The Zombiebaron 18:00, August 20, 2011 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:04, 20 Aug
Comments	Contested FFW. Apparently written by a German. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:05, August 20, 2011 (UTC) The spelling mistakes are not really a problem here; we don't really delete things because of technical errors. Actually, the reason for FFW was so that the wiki could be made more manageable. Because we have so many articles here (30,000+), our standards for keeping an article have increased dramatically over the years. This article does have potential... if you were to put it in your userspace where you could spend as much time as you like on it, and also request a Pee Review, I think it could be improved enough to mainspace it again. Please remember that we don't really delete items, we "huff" them; just about anything that has been "deleted" can be restored by an admin at your request. ^_^ -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:09 August 21, 2011 (UTC) I know you're pointing out me for noticing a spelling mistake. I just don't find the article particularly funny. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 02:21, August 21, 2011 (UTC) Ah, but such was not my intention! I was going to explain how a lot of what we say is just fun poking, but I figured my post was already too long as it was. Sorry 'bout that, old chap. ^o^ -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:32 August 21, 2011 (UTC) Well, after all this leads me to an interesting question: if one does not find something funny - is THAT a reson for deletion or isn't it a personal view? Closer view: This is a milestone because someone (me!) publishes an article in three languages in three nonsense wikis at the same time. Noone has ever done that before - I am sure. Unfortunately, humor is (this discussion prvoes it very well!) hard to translate and I added some jokes (at least which I myself consider funny) especially for the English Text. Now there is the personal view that this is not funny? True of course, but for those reasons there is Special:Random Article - not a deletion. Does this article really disturb anyone? Are those articles kept so much "better"?! It sure is full of stereotypes because it draws indeed a lousy view on the Middle East as well as on the Iranian Society. It does NOT consist of "stereotypes-only" but it draws its humor out of the collage of ridiculous stereotypes. Maybe we are just about to find out THAT German humor and American humor and Norwegian Humor (by the way the Norwegian Ikkepedia made me "User of the month August 2009" BECAUSE of this article..., it was my only publishing there) differ. It's a pity some users define deleteworthy as I-don't-like-it. At least from my view. --LilTiger 11:02, August 21, 2011 (UTC) Um, folks on Uncyclopedia "VFD" stuff because it doesn't make them laugh, or because it is stupid, is too short, is pointless, or because their butts were itchy and whilst scratching them, their other hand accidentally hit the wrong button. In short, "VFD" exists as a (sort-of) formal forum where people can say, "Does anyone else think that this is total shit, and that it would be ok to get rid of it?" Lazy people seeking consensus, approval, and admiration...that's all VFD is. Also, I am very impressed that you were Ikkipedia's User of the Month in 2009. On a tangent note: did you know my girlfriend was named Denver's Best Skin-Flute Player for April of 2006? ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 11:47, August 21, 2011 (UTC) Ohhh! That, of course, is way better and I am deeply honored to know you, now. Maybe you can introduce me some day? Back to subject: yes I know. I just don't wanna have it deleted out of "Fire Week" reason only. After four user consider it deleteworthy now it must be very bad, contentempty and boringly stereotypical ;-) Thanks for being on my side, Slinfluteblowerplayerofthemonthboyfriend. --LilTiger 12:56, August 21, 2011 (UTC) Bizzee, that is a perfect definition of we VFD lurkers! Of course, the same could be said of VFH, too.... *_^ But as for consensus, Tiger, the current vote of 2-4 does not really equal consensus anymore. Usually, a sort of super-majority is required to delete something, which is why this system works. Sometimes. But in the best interests of democracy, if a significant number of people want something kept, I am not opposed to keeping it one bit. ^_^ -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:51 August 22, 2011 (UTC) I said "lazy people seeking consensus...". I didn't say they'd find it. Anyway, who needs demockracy when you've got Commander Sock. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 06:53, August 22, 2011 (UTC) Kept, apparently. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:34, 22 August 2011