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Doug (TV show)

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Delete (4)	The fuck? This does not count as an article at all. Zero effort. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:38, June 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Five edits for four sentences! I.P.Anon came along and doubled its size (introducing to it the concept of paragraphs--unfortunately, of no higher quality), resulting in special protection for the page. Spıke ¬ 17:58 12-Jun-10 No. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:13, 12 June 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 06:26, June 12 2010 UTC
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Casper The Friendly Ghost

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Delete (4)	Delete.Totally awful. Uncyclopedia will never stop being the worst while we have dreck like this.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:05, June 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Totally awful. Rambling, allegedly inspired by the cartoon character, derails onto Chuck Norris, goose-stepping, vulgarity, homosexuality, and Southern racism, for no reason at all. Spıke ¬ 17:15 12-Jun-10 Too...many...cliches... —Pelozurian (talk) 17:21, 12 June 2010 (UTC) Tank Casper deserves much better. Aleister 18:36 12 6 MMX
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Pokemon (Show)

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Delete (4)	Delete. This article is full of gay jokes, useless quotes, and cussing that really isn't necessary. It isn't funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Leerex (talk • contribs) Delete. And protect from creation- it's clear no one can write this properly. If they really want to, they can put it in their userspace and have it checked by an admin.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 04:39, June 12 2010 UTC Delete There is no need for more than one Pokemon article; if that. mAttlobster. (hello) 07:10, June 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:45, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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Grand Theft Auto:Soul Society Stories

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Delete (5)	Delete. Cleaning up user:Shadowfox89's mess. Here he combines dependable cruft subject matter, the Grand Theft Auto game series, with Bleach, a mediocre anime. As seen with Gurren Lagann, this author can hardly handle one story. A crossover is a recipe for disaster. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:21, June 12, 2010 (UTC) What's this? Another article by an anime nerd incapable of basic grammar comprehension and humor? Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:03, 12 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. I think we know who's a prime candidate for Adopt a Noob. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:07 PM 6/11/10 Who the hell writes articles about Bleach? Really. --monika 02:42, June 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Felony misuse of English. Spıke ¬ 03:12 12-Jun-10
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Gurren Lagann

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Delete (4)	Delete. Appears to be written by a fourth grader who loves Chuck Norris jokes and hates things that are funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:19, June 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Looking at the author's userpage as well, this is unlikely to ever get better. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. I regret that we cannot huff this user but only his crummy article on the "Extreme Exploding Epileptic Seizure Enducing Adventure." Spıke ¬ 23:18 11-Jun-10 Delete. Cause the kid needs a lesson in humor. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:05 PM 6/11/10
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Help A Brother Out

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Delete (4)	Delete. Though it survived deletion in '07 there's been no improvement. This is not usable at all. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:51, June 11, 2010 (UTC) wut? —Pelozurian (talk) 22:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC) D31334. Spıke ¬ 23:16 11-Jun-10 Delete. I'll help out...putting it to death. --Wilytank 23:19, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Country Code

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Delete (5)	Delete. This article was done in a single edit in 2006 and has been untouched for four years. I promise you it's not because of its perfection. It's a straight up list of stupid quasi-jokes followed by a list of stupid sexual quasi-jokes.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:26, June 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per Count. It's had only one edit, ever, with the summary "This is my second article (I know, it sucks worse than the first)" —Pelozurian (talk) 06:31, 11 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Utterly random. (Is this supposed to relate to telephone dialing?) Spıke ¬ 14:39 11-Jun-10 delete --monika 02:45, June 12, 2010 (UTC) Murder Heinous anus. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:55 PM 6/11/10
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Wegmans

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Delete (4)	Ancient cruft. ~ 16:25, June 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:16, June 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Wegman's needs an article. (This article needs a lot of apostrophes.) Wegman's is a gigantic supermarket with notorious symbols of American excess, such as twenty bins for you to ladle out M&M's in exactly the colors you need, as though there were any difference. This article, however, is transparent but trite tripe by a bagger who was disciplined or fired even though all his co-workers are even surlier. Spıke ¬ 18:34 11-Jun-10 Delete. per Spike. --Wilytank 20:45, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Brechin

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Delete (5)	Delete. Once again, nobody gives a damn about your dirthole village. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:19, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Intro is funny and well-written. Then it degenerates into restatement, then listcruft. Spıke ¬ 03:03 8-Jun-10 Delete. Dusty, old, and reeks of hagus. EWW! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:29 PM 6/10/10 Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:46, 11 June 2010 (UTC) Delete.. It's actually a city - with a football club. Haggis about sums this up though. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:42, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Annotations of an Autopsy

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Delete (5)	Delete. If you want to rip on deathcore bands, go to blogspot, NOT Uncyclopedia. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:21 PM 6/10/10 Delete. LOL RAEP. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:28, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Bandcruft/vanity. Spıke ¬ 23:30 10-Jun-10 --Roman Dog Bird 05:49, June 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Bilious writing and lacks humour. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:39, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Hans Moleman

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Delete (4)	Delete. One decent paragraph, then a powerdive into listgarble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:35, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --But it's not clear the one decent paragraph adds humor beyond The Simpsons. The rest of the article is mostly the author amusing himself with speculation. Spıke ¬ 15:19 10-Jun-10 Delete.. Find a hole and keep digging....--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:46, June 10, 2010 (UTC) man getting hit by fooootbaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll --Roman Dog Bird 20:16, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Rockafella Skunk

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Delete (4)	Delete. Bandcruft and wibble vaguely based on techno musician Fatboy Slim. Thick and shitty. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:15, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. And don't forget the manic assembly of memes. Spıke ¬ 02:19 10-Jun-10 Delete.. It's basically a vanity article anyway. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:51, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 20:20, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Burgonia

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Delete (4)	Delete. Made up country, ramble ramble ramble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:46, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. It's not exactly horribly bad but loads of fake dates etc etc...where are you supposed to find this remotely funny? Just reads like a fantasy essay by someone who spends too much time eating fast food. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:54, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 20:21, June 10, 2010 (UTC) FAT ASS! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 4:23 PM 6/10/10
Comments	It is not a made-up country; it is an attempt to describe the real made-up country of which Burger King is the king. But the article suffers from dithering (intro: "some people think...everyone else thinks"; infobox: "no one could make up one") and ramble by a kid who doesn't seem to know how encyclopedia articles are supposed to read. Spıke ¬ 02:14 10-Jun-10

Nerve gas

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Delete (4)	Delete. - This was recently vandalised. After reverting the vandalism and cleaning up the awful, awful spelling I realised that the vandal was probably doing it a favour (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 9, 15:27 Delete. - Long, but still all crap, basically.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:52, June 09 2010 UTC Delete. Unreadable, especially after the first couple of limping paragraphs. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:58, June 10, 2010 (UTC) --Roman Dog Bird 20:23, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	The concept is valid--confuse nerve gas with Febreze. (My allergies went crazy the summer those bastards mailed me a "free sample" of Snuggle.) The execution is interminable. Spıke ¬ 02:18 10-Jun-10

Acute Ninja Syndrome

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Delete (4)	Kerkill Stupid unfunny crap needs to die. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:51, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Poorly written article of the Wacky Disease genre. Humps someone else's web site. Spıke ¬ 15:11 10-Jun-10 Delete.. The Crap Man Cometh...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:44, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank 19:52, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:11, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
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Bleach the white theory

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Delete (4)	Delete. Should have been QVFD'd or ICU'd just over a week ago when it was created, but as it escaped that, I bring this short bit of pointlessness here for a merciful death. --UU - natter 08:59, Jun 10 Kerkill Complete shit with racist overtones. Yes, overtones. This otaku did their best to be racist and failed. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:07, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Racist? Eh... Stupid? Very. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:50, June 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is a rant. Spıke ¬ 15:09 10-Jun-10
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Template:Number of Bans

Score: -6
Keep (8)	I see no harm in this. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 02:58, June 9, 2010 (UTC) Keep I'm not seeing anything harm in this. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:04, June 9, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:49, 9 June 2010 (UTC) Keep. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:58, June 9, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I disagree with SPIKE, and think is actually kind of fun. Fun=keep.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:54, June 09 2010 UTC Keep. If we start deleting perfectly fine templates which are used on ten or more pages but which may not be appropriate for general use, we'll have to delete a whole lot of templates. Only madness will come of this! Madness! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:58, 9 June 2010 Keep. Per Socky. And bring that other one back. Aleister in Chains 00:51 10 6 MMX Keep. I think this is the coolest template ever. Love,
Delete (2)	Used on Cows On The Corn and ten other pages in mainspace. No one believes that a giant warning threatening vandals with banning keeps anyone from vandalizing, nor that a solution is the accompanying nagging to read UN:HTBFANJS et al. So what this is, is either a merit badge of victimhood for maintaining a page that has been edited by so many people who do it less well than I, or just another template that communicates nothing except how clever I am. Spıke ¬ 12:59 8-Jun-10 I would put this on an offender's page rather than on the main space. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:36, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept --ChiefjusticeXBox 08:15, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Care Bears

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Delete (5)	Delete. This was added a couple of months ago but removed for no reason I can see, so I'm assuming it was a mistake. Kill and replace with a redirect to Carebears Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 07:47, Jun 8 2010 UTC Delete. Incorrect subject matter badly executed. The burst-blood-vessel-in-the-brain strain the author goes through in a feeble attempt to be funny is all too noticeable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:09, June 9, 2010 (UTC) Exactly what Puppy said.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 07:55, June 09 2010 UTC Send this to Hell! Damn you happy tree friends. --Wilytank 20:21, June 9, 2010 (UTC) Bleh A very poor to mediocre article about Happy Tree friends, with only passing reference to Care Bears. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:27, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. It seems to already have been replaced. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:24, June 8, 2010 (UTC) Capitalisation has tripped me up - fixed link now. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 20:33, Jun 8 2010 UTC

A&W

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Delete (4)	Delete. When I read the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of BelAire themesong I suspected the article had turned to crap. (I suspected right). --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:24, June 7, 2010 (UTC) The Fresh Prince theme rules, unlike this article. --Roman Dog Bird 23:04, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Concept is worth saving, as A&W virtually invented the carhop. Intro gives you a taste of what you are in for: Nonsense year number; author dithers and apologizes for it; there's something wrong with the corporate colors; there's something wrong with the chain (uh, you should be cooking at home). The rest of the article is as though two potty-mouthed fourth-graders are using the page to bicker at one another. Fresh Prince doesn't save it. Spıke ¬ 12:44 8-Jun-10 Delete."Its original purpose was to house brown anthropomorphic bears that walked, but never said anything, but has now expanded to giving people food they couldn't be bothered to make themselves." From there it disintegrates into randomness from the Bel-air theme, to the "Burger Family" (a section that seems written by a 6 year old), to randomness about chickens. Bleh. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:42, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
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Ghouls 'n Ghosts

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Delete (4)	Delete. A stub with one good line and a lot of list and adolescent grumbling. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:15, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Go in peace and crap no more. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:42, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Gamecruft (no package photo), listcruft, memecruft. Sorry, I didn't stumble on the one good line. Spıke ¬ 12:49 8-Jun-10 4. Delete. Take away the lists and you have one paragraph left - not enough to build an article around. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:36, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
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Cows On The Corn

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Delete (4)	Delete. Painfully clichéd bandcruft. This pathetic page WISHES it was frequently vandalized. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:08, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Usual dull rubbish and with added link to main perpetrator.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:39, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Absolutely awful. So is the don't-vandalize-me template. Spıke ¬ 12:52 8-Jun-10 Delete. Amazing this one made it through ICU. Or maybe it just got overlooked. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:33, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
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Aircraft Used by Uncyclopedia

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Delete (4)	Delete. Yawn-tastic statty list. And nothing else. Pointless and won't be missed. --UU - natter 14:31, Jun 9 Delete. Uncyclopedia is Not a militant legion. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:51 PM 6/9/10 Delete. terrible signal-to-noise ratio. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:02, June 9, 2010 (UTC) the fuck is that --Roman Dog Bird 18:20, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	WE ARE TAXING FOR TAKE OFF. DO WE HAVE CLEARANCE CLARENCE? ROGER, ROGER. WHAT'S OUR VECTOR, VICTOR? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 1:16 PM 6/9/10

Article name RevDel'd

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Delete (4)	Delete. Distilled essence of suck. Get rid. --UU - natter 14:28, Jun 9 Smite. As near to 100% cruft as we'll see in a long time. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:24, June 9, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! Before this gets much worse. --Wilytank 17:20, June 9, 2010 (UTC) augh uh *fart* --Roman Dog Bird 18:22, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Article name RevDel'd on third-party request.  Cassandra  (talk) 11:38pm  March 24, 2021

Mornington Cresent

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Keep (10)	Keep. Funny, because of Hindelyte. He added the final paragraph to a page written by someone who didn't know they were on a humour site. Now it's a set up piece, serious and boring up until the last graph, which puts the funny in, almost perfectly. Lots of red links throughout, I'll fix a few. Al des chains 00:16 4 6 mmx Keep Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:59, June 4, 2010 (UTC) Keep Close to feature-worthy. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:32, June 5, 2010 (UTC)  Meh. Stubby with weird times, but not quite bad enough in my eyes.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 04:39, June 05 2010 UTC Keep. Not bad enough. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:44, 5 June 2010 (UTC) Keep. Hell yes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:00, 6 June 2010 Hate you guys. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:59, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Keep. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:05, June 7, 2010 (UTC) hahahahaha --Roman Dog Bird 21:16, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Despite lack of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue references. --UU - natter 14:32, Jun 9
Delete (6)	Delete. Because I hate train station articles. Especially if they have virtually no humor in them. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:10 PM 6/3/10 Delete. Yes, Al, the old article is definitely the work of a Trainspotter, despite a wee bit of Humor-by-Nonsense-Number. But even the "funny" final paragraph ladles out the gallows humor too thickly for me (surprise! a poorly maintained public facility) and again resorts to a nonsense number. The red-links in the graphic show that no one is about to systematically document the Tube--and good for them, as we huffed the set taking shape (to parody Wikipedia) on the Interstate Highway System. Spıke ¬ 00:44 4-Jun-10 Delete. per above and you can see the obvious sporking there. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:57, June 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I know a trainspotter - He's the most boring fucking person I know. Therefore, this is the most boring fucking article I know. Boom. 2K12_DAN.VRS 07:00, June 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Give this to Illogicopedia with chocolates. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:45, June 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I thought about voting keep because the article may be salvagable, but then I got stuck by a train on my way to work. God was telling me something there. --—John Lydon 17:43, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. --ChiefjusticeXBox 17:39, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Korea

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Keep (1)	Keep This article is a fairly full treatment stupid, has very good pics and maps and things, so why wouldn't it end up here? And then if a few people come along first it can get deleted. The ButtPoop thing comes to mind, here and gone before the community knew about it. There seems to be a big hole in the system, that people can work on a page for maybe years and then it can be huffed away. Still miffed about the ButtPoop thing, it was one of the GOOD pages on VFG, which should have automatically kept it off VFD. That huffing is the main reason we may have lost one good writer, and contributed to losing another. Why not a similar process to bring pages back from VFD when this kind of thing occurs? Al sans chains 2:05 3 6 MMX Some of the "pics and maps and things" are also used on the two articles on the halves of Korea. Though I sympathize with your recent complaints, you are wrong about one thing: The new format doesn't inhibit you from bringing drama to the VFD page! Spıke ¬ 12:21 3-Jun-10 So, pointing out a hole in the VFD process on the VFD page is drama. Why not just call it constructive criticism, and something that should be further discussed. Should VFG articles be huffed here, or automatically saved? Can pages many users want to save for various reasons, but which are voted off before those voters become aware of the vote, be brought back for a longer discussion? Drama is in the eye of the beholder. I see these as legit questions and concerns about issues which have recently contributed to one and maybe two of our best users leaving the site. Al des chains 3:40 4 6 MMX No offense Al, but bringing it into almost every VFD discussion is a little annoying, honestly.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 07:28, June 04 2010 UTC If I did bring it up in almost every VFD discussion I'd agree with you. But what better place to bring up an issue like this than in a discussion about Korea? Did you fight in Korea? No. Did you watch your buddies die in a trench next to you? No. So don't tell me about fighting in Korea, not until you've tasted the sweat of the Korean choking you, just before your Korean girlfriend hits him in the head with the dog she's cooking. Al having war flashbacks 13:18 5 6 MMX
Delete (2)	Delete and redirect to South Korea or something. —Pelozurian (talk) 16:13, 2 June 2010 (UTC) Better than a redirect page would be a disambiguation page, playing off the Good Korea/Bad Korea conundrum according to the orientation of the user. Spıke ¬ 23:01 2-Jun-10 Good idea. That way we don't have to choose a preference. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:44, 3 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. I'll write the disambiguation page when this gets settled. Spıke ¬ 12:21 3-Jun-10 A proposed replacement is in User:SPIKE/Korea. Spıke ¬ 03:44 5-Jun-10
Comments	Like Paizuri, Simsilikesims has defended this article against Anons intent on telling a personal anecdote; hope to hear from her before we discard it--and especially if anyone has a plan to relate it to anything real. There is much to ridicule about both Koreas, and about foreign policy toward them, and this article does none of it. "Good Korea" vs "Bad Korea" joke, which is not clever, is told again at North Korea and South Korea. Spıke ¬ 17:16 2-Jun-10 Comment.I liked the concept but the work loses focus after about paragraph 3 with discussions about other issues. Perhaps a move to the user page of the writer?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:34, June 3, 2010 (UTC) Comment.This page is in serious need of rewrite, but because it is about a country or two, it is likely to keep getting vandalized by offended IPs. The subject is notable enough that at minimum a disambiguation page is needed. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:55, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Noob

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Obliterate. Rampant with vanity and a vandalism magnet. Redirect to n00b. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:59, 8 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. It's not exactly vanity but incessant self-consciousness--stops every minute, starting with the intro, to coach the reader on the phenomenon of reading my work. Spıke ¬ 03:00 8-Jun-10 Smite. Dump it, and do the notion aforementioned by Paizuri and Spike. --Wilytank 11:41, June 8, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! What they said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:54, 8 June 2010
Comments	Redirect to n00b for users who don't speak Leet. Spıke ¬ 03:01 8-Jun-10

Raymond Angel

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Complete junk. I can't even tell if it's vanity or not. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:55, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Writer seems not to know the difference between medal and meddle. For example: After Sauron’s defeat by those medaling kids, Raymond spent the remainder of the decade persecuting small animals for his failures. Deserves a medal dipped in the brown stuff. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:45, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I guess it is pure vanity. Spıke ¬ 03:08 8-Jun-10 Obliterate. Started in 2006, must have somehow avoided QVFD. Ah, futility. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:35 AM 6/8/10
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Fable 2

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. It's awful and not funny at all. Sean Cashen 09:50, June 8, 2010 (UTC) “It's fockin' shit” Egocentric gamecruft. ("WTF?") Spıke ¬ 12:39 8-Jun-10 Delete. Starts with grumblebitchery and works its way up to dick jokes. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:55, June 8, 2010 (UTC) Smite. Lesson learned: media-cruft whose line of humor mostly centers around slander gets deleted. --Wilytank 17:09, June 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Toystore

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Obliterate. Very badly written and random. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:30, 7 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. I wonder if I'd let it just barely pass if the spelling and punctuation weren't so worthy of scorn. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:59, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia but with added detention for smearing crap on teacher's apple. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:37, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is what happens when 12 year olds invade the internet. --Wilytank 11:01, June 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Sucks. Get rid. --UU - natter 11:11, Jun 8
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Raka

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Delete (4)	Delete. I read this from intro to end & I have no idea what Raka is supposed to be. It's a real word, a type of Islamic prayer, but my knowledge of that just makes the article more confusing. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:15, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. If this is about what Wikipedia calls Raka'ah, although I've revived two articles on Judaica and Raka'ah seems ridiculous, there is no point in ridiculing Islam in such detail. However, as the Count says, there is nothing in the article to indicate what all this babbling is about Spıke ¬ 19:29 7-Jun-10 wut? —Pelozurian (talk) 19:37, 7 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. If it had been written in morse code, I would have been none the wiser. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:31, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Porpoise Horror

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Unfunny article about a made up subject with a hint of Wacky War Story. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:13, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Way too random to be considered funny --—John Lydon 17:32, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dittoes, Count; and don't forget the nonsense year number. Spıke ¬ 19:32 7-Jun-10 Delete. It has served its purpoise. Sushi anyone? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:33, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Copied to Wackypedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:58, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Elected officials

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. A bad pun based concept in stub form from 2005. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:57, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Never thought I would wind up voting against an article that mentioned jello wrestling. That's the only thing this article had going for it though. --—John Lydon 17:35, June 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Another article that starts with a nonsense year number, putting us on notice that the author isn't bound either by the "encyclopedia" canon, nor to write about something definite. Spıke ¬ 19:34 7-Jun-10 wut? —Pelozurian (talk) 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
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The Godfather

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Definitely not worthy of the subject matter. Perhaps could be re-done in a similar style to The Godfather Part II? Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 23:39, June 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Crap with dash of ugly racism thrown in there as well. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:03, June 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I checked the revision history, and it looks like this has always been crap. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. I could only make it to the part where Godzilla is summoned. This is random racist crap. --—John Lydon 17:38, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	The essence of this article is a way-too-long plot synopsis, by which someone who has seen the movie can re-experience it through the wacky fantasy of a potty-mouthed pre-teen. The article is poor, but it shouldn't just go away. Spıke ¬ 13:08 6-Jun-10

Waban, Massachusetts

Score: -2
Keep (3)	Keep. One of the best joke kicks in a lead I've seen. This is a well written and funny towncruft. And what is wrong with good towncruft, do we have a policy again' it? It is a fact that bandwidth will be used either way, this page will be in the site server somewhere, huffed or not. And what if Waban residents want to read it? I'm at a loss. Like I said, this is well written, and funny. Why huff it? Aleister des chains 00:00 31 5 MMX I did a pretty good edit sweep. Maybe I'll go with this page and improve it a bit further, add pics, put it up for VFH, and then show it off in Waban and bed the fine ladies there (all five of them). But, seriously, I actually was getting into the storyline and wanted to know what happened next. So a fairly decent writer had been by that way. Al des chains 00:43 31 5 MMX Keep. I don't know why a village of a city 15 miles west of Boston merits an article, but Aleister could make this presentable. (However, the theme of sin and guilt--with parsley and dill--in Section 1 descends from randumbo to trite randumbo.) Al, your argumentum ad site server above is unconvincing; the article needs further links to reality or it's just rambling. (For instance, if the several links to Indonesia are there for a reason, it needs a bit more explanation.) The current distinction of Waban (and the rest of Newton) is as one of the epicenters in Massachusetts of yuppies and their costly affectations. And it's very Jewish too; that's good for something. Spıke ¬ 03:28 31-May-10 keep --monika 04:46, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. classic 2006 Towncruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:04, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. "It has four elementary schools, Angier, Budgieplonker, Sing-Sing, and Zervas. It is in Middlesexy County and has two gas stations. Waban has a population of 1300, most of them penguins, and it has sixteen cat euthanasia centers." Is funny and not just stupid? Maybe in your parallel dimension Al. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:09, May 31, 2010 (UTC) The penguins and Sing Sing are stupid, yes, and I'll change them. But I read it as a serious and standard town intro, then read the population of 1300, and finally "sixteen cat euthanasia centers", which made me laugh. And did you read my parallel universe page? I'm itching for some comments on it, I think it's one of my best and had fun doing it. Will get to brief editing on this towncruft thing. Al sans chains 00:17 31 5 MMX Kept --ChiefjusticeXBox 07:43, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Laser Frogs

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Dick Cheney, Hilary Clinton, and Thomas Jefferson all play cameo roles in this little number whose central plot centers around the unattractiveness of laz0rs. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 9:52 AM 6/5/10 Delete. Written to strut, not to amuse. Spıke ¬ 14:18 5-Jun-10 Delete. Makes me feel a little sick. Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 23:41, June 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Shoop da BUTTPOOP. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:15, June 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Puppy Tree

Score: 1
Keep (4)	Keep! and add to category "Bat Fuck Insane." (Or conversely re-edit Puppy to remove the humorous references to this glorious and ... (Nevermind, I removed the vanity, re-edited and did it.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 May 2010 ~ 20:23 (UTC) Keep. Per Happytimeses changes —Pelozurian (talk) 20:45, 30 May 2010 (UTC) Keep. Per save by HappyTimes. I enlarged the pic, and the page reads fairly well and is an interesting concept. Now, what, does an admin not read the comments and go by those or just looks at the number on this new VFD format. Numbers do not tell the whole story of progress on a page, and what saving edits have been made. Al sans chains 23:44 30 5 mmx Keep.. I've seen worst nominated as a feature. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:41, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)	Delete. Sorry, sir, but we're going to have to cut these trees down to make room for housing. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:26 PM 5/29/10 (EST) Ha! best nomination text ever!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 May 2010 ~ 20:23 (UTC) Delete. Is the author writing a coded message to himself? Final sentence of intro veers from meandering to pseudo-scientific. Spıke ¬ 04:35 30-May-10 Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 05:24, May 30 2010 UTC Delete. Send it to...um... Surrealpedia I guess. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:32, May 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I don't like trees. 2K12_DAN.VRS 07:09, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Updated some stuff again. Seems sufficiently finished now.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 Jun 2010 ~ 06:25 (UTC) And why isn't Puppy here voting to save this? Selfish bastard, only looks out for his own litters. Al des chains 18:01 2 6 MMX

Robot Chicken

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete.This just isn't funny. It's got random words and unfunny pictures. Oh, and LISTS GALORE. I don't think there's any redeeming factors here. --Username18 09:26, June 3, 2010 (UTC) Welcome to VFD, smarty-pants Australian who can't spell "kangaroo" on his user page. You're right, this article is crap. But before I join you in voting to shovel it under, you surfed to it and seem to know what this TV show is about--May I suggest that you rewrite the article? Spıke ¬ 12:30 3-Jun-10 Delete it. Also, the idea that everyone who submits something to VFD should rewrite it is ridiculous. If the person wanted to rewrite it, the person wouldn't need to bother with the VFD step; nothing would ever be submitted. (Also, not every article needs to exist.) People who choose to rewrite something after it's been submitted to VFD are doing good work and are all noble and shit for it, but forcing that onto the submitter is counterproductive. --monika 03:32, June 4, 2010 (UTC) Indeed not mandatory--but perhaps feasible in this case. Perhaps this new user had not considered that option. Otherwise, I'm fine with huffing it. Spıke ¬ 13:50 4-Jun-10 Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:22, 4 June 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Deserves to be blindfolded and led into oncoming traffic. Cruel but necessary. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:48, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Wafflecopter

Score: 2
Keep (5)	FEATURE Read it and laughed. Some good lines in there, and interesting graphics. This page is from July 2006, and is an antique by this time and should be polished like a valued heirloom. Aleister sans chains 00:05 31 5 MMX Keep It really is quite funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:05, May 31, 2010 (UTC) Weak keep It's not terribly bad, though it could use some cleanup. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:18, 31 May 2010 (UTC) Keep. fix or lose the quotes at the top.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 Jun 2010 ~ 06:31 (UTC) Keep.So the humor in it is childish, but it looks deliberately so. Not every thing that seems childish has to go. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:59, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (7)	Example The Wafflecopter proceeded to make appearances during random portions of time (Titanic, Pompeii, the Blitz). After the MC Hammer incident, a search and rescue mission was launched to find The Wafflecopter, but they did not succeed. No news has been heard of since. It it believed that it may have been abducted by aliens.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:54, May 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Hideously childish. Al, unless you are going to submit this toward a degree in pre-primary education, better to work on something saveable. Spıke ¬ 03:33 31-May-10 Delete. Yeah I'm not feeling it. --Wilytank 04:13, May 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This isn't worth it.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 04:41, May 31 2010 UTC Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:36, June 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Yea already heard those and they don't belong there anyway. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:54, June 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I can't resist sheep mentality. It's like a poison to me. 2K12_DAN.VRS 07:07, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I've done some edits. I don't think every page has to be perfect and make sense. This is very random if not fixed further, but has lots of stuffs on it that are just silly and fun. So why not (crying with real tears running down my face): "Just leave the wafflecopter alone!!!". Or something. Al sans chains 18:00 2 6 mmx

Worst 100 Superheroes of All Time

Score: -4
Keep (7)	Keep. There's a lot one can say about worst 100 lists, but at least this one has some good images. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:16, 29 May 2010 Keep. I trimmed it, trimmed the fat, used the knife, cut the corners, now it has some good ones and room for lots of new ones. Keep number, 74. Al sans chains 1:28 30 5 MMX Awesome job! Keep. going (Minor inconvenience man needs some work.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 May 2010 ~ 20:30 (UTC) weak keep meh. --Wilytank 02:20, May 30, 2010 (UTC) Keep. a few chuckles, I don't know why it should be deleted. Could be improved instead. The idea is OK. -- Style  Guide 06:14, May 30, 2010 (UTC)  Keep. per above.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 May 2010 ~ 20:30 (UTC) Keep A lot of these show some clever flourishes and smiles. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:56, June 3, 2010 (UTC) Keep Its linked to on all the other top 100 list pages so would just be recreated, probably worse. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:43, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Delete. Unfunny, not a proper list, full of awful spelling. And the numbering is idiotic. DarkLight 13:37, May 29, 2010 (UTC) Weak delete. The fact that it is a list, and even a list of one-liners, is not fatal; there are a lot of lists of best/worst (see list of lists in article) and they're tolerated. But half of the material doesn't come close to being funny. (Secretary of Transportation...Controls the nation's transportation assets. ???) Idiotic numbering is more elation at assembling a big list than amusing to the reader. Spıke ¬ 13:51 29-May-10 Cut most of the entries. Kept and enlarged Secretary of Transportation for you. Al sans chains 23:51 30 5 mmx Delete.. Crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:49, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	On an unrelated note, what a great time to post my first VFD at... DarkLight 13:39, May 29, 2010 (UTC) I'd rescind my Weak Delete but have no idea how to do so and preserve the stupid numbered-list format. Shouldn't matter in this case. Spıke ¬ 00:48 4-Jun-10 Kept. --ChiefjusticeXBox 07:07, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Peepers

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Just plain bad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:09, June 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Springs from a piece of slang in a song from the swing era, to a ton of babble. Shouts at the reader before he even reaches the Table of Contents. Spıke ¬ 12:32 3-Jun-10 JEWSPLOSION! Nonsense. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 9:23 AM 6/3/10 Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 10:02, June 03 2010 UTC
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Cantr

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Appears to have been a work in progress from 2005, except never quite finished and astoundingly crappy. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:05, 3 June 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Crap-in-progress.Flush. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:27, June 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 12:15, June 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I guess that "MMORPG" means multi-media online role playing game--external link included--and that the sole point of this stub is to induce the reader to leave our web site and go to their web site. Shouldn't someone be getting a commission? Spıke ¬ 12:24 3-Jun-10
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Capture the Flag

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete. Not at all funny. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:40, 2 June 2010 (UTC) How can you not like it? includes a description of the day "she and her sister brianna were over at andrews." Spıke ¬ 10:25 2-Jun-10 Delete. You're not getting the flag past me, bitch. I've got a shotgun. Wait we're not playing Halo? --Wilytank 12:25, June 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Did not make me laugh and I did not get a single word in it. --User:Mr. Epic Fail 5:37 2 June, 2010 (UTC) MANICALHIPPIEBOY --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:51, June 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Very Junior Uncyclopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:47, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Yummy Kipper War

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Okay, it's a parody of the Yom Kippur War I guess but it's mostly made of wibble in an annoying typed (Welsh?) accent. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:12, May 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Written with a random word generator (i.e. the author's brain). --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:35, June 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. BUTT POOP! --Wilytank 23:58, June 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeXBox 09:31, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	It is only tolerable once you realize that it is not a parody of the Yom Kippur War, only a pun on it. And it is bizarrely quaint, but has no real reason to exist. Spıke ¬ 03:37 31-May-10 M,m,m,m,m,m... yummy!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 Jun 2010 ~ 06:33 (UTC)

Norton Duck Pond Conspiracy

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Wibble by way of towncruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:41, June 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, it's bad. Spıke ¬ 01:44 3-Jun-10 Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 02:01, June 03 2010 UTC  Meh. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:06, 3 June 2010 (UTC) Delete.Quacks like shit - if, indeed that was possible. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:30, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Cure for AIDS

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Nommed for deletion in 2008, and for some inane reason was kept. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:56, 2 June 2010 (UTC) Delete. Nominators, remember to look at the change history. On 3-Oct-08, most of what was "funny" about this article (if you like Chuck Norris and the Wacky Disease genre) was scooped out and replaced by an unfunny conspiracy theory about a concealed cure for AIDS. Not terribly good either way. Spıke ¬ 10:31 2-Jun-10 Delete. --Wilytank 12:45, June 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:55, June 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I agree with the bandwagon on this one. Seems to veer off in some mad direction which is a bore to look at. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:41, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
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World War Three

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Kerkill Random, unfunny suck. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:01, June 1, 2010 (UTC) Wacky War! Intro is chatty, Section 1 apologizes for its own lack of content, no section longer than one paragraph until the end (George Bush killing Steve Jobs), much drivel about nothing. Spıke ¬ 15:42 1-Jun-10 Delete. Made even worse by the fact that there's already an article called World War 3. VFD must win the war on suck. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:34, June 1, 2010 (UTC) Kerkill. Wow, that's awful. ----HM (T)
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UnBooks:War Stories

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. What the hell is this shit?--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:04, May 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Prac. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:51, June 1, 2010 (UTC) kill as per above. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:02, June 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I rarely vote outside of mainspace, but this stub has all the flaws of the Wacky War genre, plus the defects of Uncyclopedia articles that are all about Uncyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 15:38 1-Jun-10
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Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. This has a few dozen strikes, why isn't it out? --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:53, May 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Horrible sports broadcasts are eminently ridiculous on many grounds. This article is simply a vehicle for listcruft. Death to all Quotes from "some guy" as carriers for rants from the author. Spıke ¬ 03:39 31-May-10 Out!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 04:40, May 31 2010 UTC Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:04, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

Score: -3
Keep (5)	Keep. Lists are ok imnho if they're funny. This one has many funny lines in the list. Could be fleshed out a little, but far from VFD quality. And I reallllyyyyy dislike this new voting thing, it was much more fun freeflowing. The contrast with VFH was noteworthy and valued, by myself anyway. This is boring. Al des chains 10:45 26 5 mmx Agree, far form VFD quality.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 May 2010 ~ 20:34 (UTC) Strong keep. Are you serious? This is great! —Pelozurian (talk) 03:45, 28 May 2010 (UTC) Keep it, dammit! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill | 10:54, May 28, 2010 (UTC) Keep. It's fine, probably funny if you know what they're on about and the list is only part of it. --Zarbag 23:04, May 28, 2010 (UTC)  Keep. I'm sure this would be funny if you are familiar with the game. If you are not familiar with the game it is doubtful you would bother to look this up no?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 May 2010 ~ 20:34 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Delete. List heavy gamecruft with a poorly developed central theme and bad formatting. Wilytank, I am disappoint. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:31, May 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - I really dislike this.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 09:56, May 29 2010 UTC
Comments	Comment. The non-list areas could be bulked up a bit. At least the list is coherent compared to the one on the Final Fantasy page. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:42 AM 5/26/10 Comment. I didn't say it was incoherent. Your list is as coherent as the menu of a n Italian restaurant. The problem is that it's also as interesting as the menu of an Italian restaurant. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:21, May 26, 2010 (UTC) Comment. Taking your word that there's good stuff inside the list-cruft (which I tend to gloss over), I'm for rework over huffing. But the material beyond the lists is gassy too--the last section of quote-cruft is fatally non-committal. Spıke ¬ 13:20 26-May-10 Okay, I just got done contributing to the article a bit. The list is a bit prettier now, although still a list. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:18, 30 May 2010 (UTC) Kept. 5-2. --ChiefjusticeXBox 12:44, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

wheat

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Stub with heavy wibble content. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:43, May 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Total rambling. Spıke ¬ 03:30 31-May-10 Delete. It's got all your daily doses of Sean Connery, Pope Benedict, and your mother all on the same page. It's like a complete multivitamin except the exact opposite. --Wilytank 04:15, May 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeXBox 19:26, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Romartus and I saved Wild Toast and I have nothing more to say about wheat. Perhaps redirect it there until someone writes a real article. Spıke ¬ 11:11 31-May-10

Chessington World of Adventures

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. No theme at all. I barely parsed out from the ricochet subject hopping that this is some sort of theme park. Unless the park is themed around randumbo this is just another cruft article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:28, May 30, 2010 (UTC) Delete. We are back to Surbiton! You remember, the reason Surbiton Airport is red is that we deleted it already. Spıke ¬ 11:12 31-May-10 Delete. – Preceding unsigned comment added by HELPME (talk • contribs) Delete. --ChiefjusticeXBox 19:25, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
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UnNews:Emo Dynasty Collapses

Score: -4.2134
Keep (6.2134)	Keep. This is not a particularly bad UnNews. The concept--that something cataclysmic happened to a meme--is good, and the rest of the article is dumb but workmanlike. If we go back to 2008 to try to eradicate dumb daily stories on UnNews, we'll never finish. Then we'll have to deal with the Chief's more contemporary stories on Jesus and Bat Fuck. Spıke ¬ 19:37 25-May-10 Weak keep. Not bad enough. Even though it has ugly formatting.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 08:59, May 25 2010 UTC Keep. Not the best, but the headline itself saves it. And I agree, old UnNews stories which made the first cut were on the UnNews list, and taking it away would be like deleating a news morgue. CENSORSHIP!!! FIGHT JOURNALISTIC CENSORSHIP WHEREVER IT RAISES ITS UGLY HEAD!!! Like that. And I still don't like this new style, it lacks the free flow of the old non-numbered style of VFD. This is wayyyyyyy too formal. Al des chains 21:13 25 5 MMX Keep. I'm  For deleting Emo Dynasty, but  Against deleting terribly old UnNewses unless if they are truly horrible. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:50, 28 May 2010 Keep Because this was one of the first UnNewses I ever read. —Pelozurian (talk) .2134 Keep. Per Socky.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 May 2010 ~ 01:11 (UTC) 19:55, 29 May 2010 (UTC) Keep. --ChiefjusticeXBox 09:09, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Delete. Tied to Jack Skellington IV and similar in quality. When one sinks the other will be dragged into the murky depths. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:19, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny and full of random "humour". A good headline doesn't excuse a bad article --Zarbag 16:25, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Delete - Paizuri. Because this was one of the first UnNewses he ever read.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 May 2010 ~ 01:11 (UTC) See, we used to have lots and lots of comments written in like this. Ever since the new style went into effect these comments have been almost nonexistent. Our minds have been oppressed by order in our lives, and that is showing up in how we communicated on VFD. This isn't VFH, but it's starting to feel stilted. My eyes are crying but my feet is dancin'! Al des chains 20:34 29 5 mmx Kept --ChiefjusticeXBox 09:09, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Demonrat Party

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Potentially funny pun title ruined by stubbiness and redundancy. Apparently, put through NRV before. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:31 PM 5/29/10 (EST) Delete. This is horrible writing; and if it were not, it would be politics by name-calling, indistinguishable from the stuff many real people do in dead seriousness. Write to amuse, not to persuade. Spıke ¬ 04:33 30-May-10 Delete. Per Spike —Pelozurian (talk) 04:47, 30 May 2010 (UTC) Delete. Sometimes there's an article that has too sophisticated political satire for Uncyclopedia, and it gets deleted. This is not that article.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 05:23, May 30 2010 UTC
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The Bean Bean Kingdom

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete. Gamercruft with a generic-Grand-Theft-Auto feeling of listlike badness. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:32, May 28, 2010 (UTC) "Ever wonder were Roflcopters came from?" Nope. Nor did I ever wonder what kingdom was adjacent to the Mushroom Kingdom. Nor do I see the need for a series of quaint but unfunny three-sentence sections on its regions. But I did not know that Luigi "ate some foreign food which gave him AIDS." Spıke ¬ 23:52 28-May-10 Delete. Complete garbage. A mass of incoherent Engrish. DarkLight 13:52, May 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Fanboyism never looked so stupid. --Wilytank 17:23, May 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I love this game, and I'm still voting delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 09:54, May 29 2010 UTC
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Samurai Champloo

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Delete (3)	Delete.The documentary is based on actual fact, and much of the footage is real footage from the 1982 show Transformers. Hussein, played by famous octopus George Clooney, wanted to bring his legacy to life once again, but without the ultra-violence because he was tired. You get the idea. Has surprisingly little to say about the actual TV show, Samurai Champloo. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:32, May 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. So--although the title is about something, the article is not. Spıke ¬ 01:35 28-May-10 EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 28 May 2010 'Delete. Utter shite. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:48, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Doom San

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Delete (3)	Smite. Memeish styled gamecruft for a game that probably doesn't exist. --Wilytank 13:41, May 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Terribly cryptic, with no discernible purpose except perhaps humping various external web sites. Spıke ¬ 13:55 28-May-10 Obliterate. Tries to be funny by using a HUGE amount of leetspeak, but only ends up amazingly incoherent. —Pelozurian (talk) 14:07, 28 May 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not nice at all. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:17, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Bharati Vidyapeeth University of Pune

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Delete (4)	Delete. Since we've been in the mood for getting rid of some (Rawlins Community) collegecruft of late, why don't we take the chance to get rid of this rubbish too? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:07, May 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeXBox 07:11, May 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Burn the schools. --Wilytank 11:37, May 28, 2010 (UTC) "Perhaps, this University is not worth it." Was that self-deprecation? As much as I enjoy pidgin English--and I read the first half of this aloud, with my tongue at the back of my mouth--this is crap. Typical complaints about one's college; Section 3 is the trite joke of deviating from the subject until you try to make yourself the joke; Section 4, "Department of Redundancy Department," is a line stolen from Firesign Theatre with no value added here. Then, finally--Listcruft. Spıke ¬ 12:39 28-May-10
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Khyber Pakhtunkhwa

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Delete (4)	Delete. "Khyber Pakhtunkhwa once a land of freedom and Marijuana is now a fucked up donkey village in the North West of Pakistan, it's true name is N.W.F.P. but was changed when a bunch of politicians got high and decided to choose a random name for it." Why would you write that? Love,   EXTERMINATE! —Pelozurian (talk) 03:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC) Kerkill Patented shit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:27, May 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is not even endearing pidgin English. This is junior-high cheap-shot crap. Spıke ¬ 12:42 28-May-10
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Fanboy and ChumChum

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Delete (3)	Delete. What is it about Nickelodeon cartoons that makes for such a fertile cruft conditions? This is just a box of stupid leaking on the rug. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:44, May 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Or: What is it about Nickelodeon viewers that makes them think they can write? Spıke ¬ 19:48 27-May-10 A huge mess The show is about two dumbasses. I'll give them that. But as the article left the intro, the author seemed to have crumpled up his ideas, ate them, let them digest and shitted them out in an explosive bowel movement. The author seemed to have instead wrote this article on the aftermath of the aforementioned process. --Wilytank 12:48, May 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. No idea wtf it's all about, but it seems dire. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:19, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Voltar

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Delete (3)	Delete. Ramblin' supervillain story. I think it's the last remnant of a "private universe" chain huffing from a while back.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:29, May 27, 2010 (UTC) (It's gay!) "The League Of Super Evil or L.O.S.E. for short." Since when do villains employ sufficient Republicans to build them such fine acronyms? Spıke ¬ 19:42 27-May-10 Delete. We do not want a ridiculous yarn about the Teen Titans, Princess Peach, and Master Hand. Also, I feel fortunate never to have heard of The League Of Super Evil. --Wilytank 12:36, May 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:21, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Blarging

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Delete (4)	Delete. A stubby, near content free piece about a nonsense tradition/activity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:03, May 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "I'm not kidding. You think I am, but I'm not." Spıke ¬ 19:39 27-May-10 Delete. Stupid mean, not funny mean. Al des chain 2:31 28 5 MMX "This Article is patent ED fucktard nonsense." This means it isn't funny. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:40 AM 5/28/10
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Master Hand

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Delete (4)	Delete. Video game character becomes the god of a cruft epic. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:14, May 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. And Master Hand said, "Behold! Let there be lists!" Spıke ¬ 19:46 27-May-10 Delete. Waaay too many lists. Also doesn't have enough ideas and just sticks to Master Hand being a drug addict.--Username18 06:43, May 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:57, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
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Skididdling

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Delete (4)	Delete. A stubby, near content free piece about a nonsense tradition/activity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:03, May 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It is random wibble--though it might be endearing to people who like, say, Carameldansen. Spıke ¬ 19:38 27-May-10 o_O --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:22 PM 5/27/10 Delete. Concept is kinda funny but the excecution and formatting sucks. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
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Rawlins Community College

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Delete (5)	Delete. A continual draw for vanity and cyberbullying. It doesn't look like it would be any more amusing even if you went to the place. If anyone thinks I'm wrong then say so by all means. --ChiefjusticeXBox 15:15, May 27, 2010 (UTC) Smite. Another day, another shitty article about a college. I think if it's a college, it should be considered vanity unless it's a very well known one. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:23 AM 5/27/10 Delete. Not Notable except to those persons for whom it constitutes Vanity. And my Spidey Sense twitches when I see a template at the start of an article agitating for its survival. Spıke ¬ 15:23 27-May-10 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:45, May 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:59, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
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Harvard Miles Stimpleton

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Delete (3)	Delete. Total Wibble Biography.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:30, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Why does this guy think that the use of Patrician names makes his characters notable? Spıke ¬ 19:34 25-May-10 Obliterate. Aw dammit, my jaw dropped and now I can't seem to pick it back up. --Wilytank 21:24, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I've seen the same sort of thing done much better. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:15, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
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UnNews:Make A Wish orders cancer survivor to pay up

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Keep (5)	Good enough, and to delete it because some claimed exec believed it's in a bad taste - you might as well put a big ass VFD tag on the front page and shut the place down. ~ 16:09, May 26, 2010 (UTC) It's a piece of Uncyclopedia history, and as such, merits a stay. It's certainly not the worst article here, and is a good faith attempt on the part of the author. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:17, May 26, 2010 (UTC) KEEP. The fact that this is even nominated for deletion is ludicrous. This is a well written piece of satire: its realism and attention to detail is what makes it so biting. This is an instance where satire diverges greatly from the parody which is abundant throughout the site. Satire holds a carnival mirror up to the world. Are there distortions? Of course. We're not representing any of this information as fact-based. Now just because a self-serving executive was browsing about the internet protecting his organizations interests we should censor our writers? In short, no fucking way. This article's vote here should be referenced like a precedent-setting supreme court ruling. --THINKER 00:20, May 27, 2010 (UTC) keep see comments in the comment section. --Puffskein 02:52, May 27, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I like this article, I understand the point of the gentleman on the talk page, but if liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear... that and make jokes about cancer on the internet. --ChiefjusticeXBox 09:38, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. Great concept: What does a charity helping the terminally-ill do when the recipient fails to die?! Execution is so realistic that it reads too much like a hatchet-job against the Foundation. (I state my case further on the talk page.) An executive from the charity complained to us on the talk page--now see also the spiffy new UnNews Letters page. The Chief says Keep as it is the first-ever legitimate Letter to the Editor. Spıke ¬ 15:51 26-May-10
Comments	I personally don't feel that disagreeing with the style of satire is a sufficient reason to delete an article. Whether or not some users find dark satire written in a way that parodies exposé-style journalism humorous or not, is ones own taste. Read what you like. I prefer Jonathan Swift. As to an axe to grind with a cancer charity - quite the opposite on this particular one especially. The article is specifically *not* about a charity which is doing serpentine things (locks of love - google news it). If the organization in this article were doing these things, it would be a sad truth. I sincerely hope they are not. I may write more about this on the talk page later. I hope anyone following this does not allow themselves to be guilt tripped or scared by the response letter. It also does not comment on the moral foundations of any writers here, or the author of this article who annually donates to cancer research foundations in the name of her best friend who passed away. --Puffskein 00:02, May 27, 2010 (UTC) Well-reasoned. So, cast a vote, already! Spıke ¬ 00:49 27-May-10 Kept -4. --ChiefjusticeXBox 09:38, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Why?: shouldn't you eat a live panda

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Delete (1)	This article sucks, plus was written by an Unregistered Contributor.Sean Cashen 19:19, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kerkilled by Chief. Use QVFD next time. And don't remove stuff from VFD. Ever. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:36, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Count of Modbury

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Delete (3)	Delete. Ramblin' aristocracy tale with a mini wacky war story inside.--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:23, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. And nonsense year numbers, and listcruft. I'll reconsider if this should be about someone/something real. Spıke ¬ 19:26 25-May-10 Obliterate.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 09:00, May 25 2010 UTC Piss --Wilytank 18:10, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Woomera

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Delete (4)	Delete. Not only is this article terrible, but they alternate between knowing how to capitalize proper nouns, and forgetting they have shift key at all. Love,   Mild Delete --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:36, May 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Misdemeanor misuse of English (which could lead to the "deceleration of war") to describe an Australian air-force base with a population of 450. Spıke ¬ 13:15 26-May-10 Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 9:47 AM 5/26/10
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Padiddle

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Delete (4)	Delete. During the summer of 1934 B.C., Megatron and S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.E.D.G.E. attacked the castle of Omlet du Fromage. In doing so they killed Spartacus, the current Keeper of the Padiddle. They then hid the Articles of Padiddle and the legendary game was forgotten. It just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:33, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A wacky description of a stripping game that author plays with his friends. In other words, vanity (or CB). Spıke ¬ 23:44 25-May-10 Flush to Wackypedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:13, May 26, 2010 (UTC) Unfunny Detected It's unfunny cuz it's unfunny. --Wilytank 12:52, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
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1001001

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Delete (4)	ROBOSUCK! It's just bad in so many ways.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:58, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Apart from the fact that it's typical random drivel about a made-up character, the first section discloses that it's total crap, followed by a series of crap excuses. In other words, a bad story and bad storytelling. Spıke ¬ 20:09 25-May-10 Delete.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 08:53, May 25 2010 UTC Delete.What? --Wilytank 23:03, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Stay the Fuck Away

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Delete (4)	Delete. Should have learned to stay the fuck away from lists and cliché. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:39, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. There is a niche for a companion piece to GTFO and STFU. But, again, this is merely a list and memes. Spıke ¬ 20:12 25-May-10 Things to stay the fuck away from: This page--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 08:58, May 25 2010 UTC Delete. And I would have stayed the fuck away. But my duty as a VFD lurker kept me from doing that. --Wilytank 21:10, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Nintengods

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Delete (4)	Delete. There's some potential concept but the article is hampered by lists and I have't seen any versions that were better than junk. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:45, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The "cover art" shows the potential: A Bible-study video game. The article itself veers between cheerleading, scolding, and chatting. It is garden-variety game-cruft. Spıke ¬ 20:19 25-May-10 Delete. Flush to wackypedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:42, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It has some redeeming value in some places, but it just sucks too much.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 08:53, May 25 2010 UTC
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Jack Skellington IV

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Delete (4)	Delete. I Random paged against a insignificant stub/list and decided to VFD it. Before I did I took a look at its history to find it was a longer article in previous incarnations so I decided to revert it. Upon reading the old version I decided to delete it again. It got longer but it didn't get much better. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:19, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Longer, but full of memes (Emos, Hitler, Madonna), and all about nothing. Spıke ¬ 19:32 25-May-10 Delete. --EMC [TALK] 20:13 May 25 2010 Delete. --ChiefjusticeXBox 20:18, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
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The Illustrious Dragonfireberry Tea of the Western Jungles of Borneo

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Delete (3)	Delete. Unfunny and full of red. (and possible vanity). --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:47 AM 5/25/10 Delete. Not my cup of tea. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:30, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Sometimes the tip-off to a bad piece of instrumental jazz is a long and pompous title. Likewise this article; its eloquence has amused its author but won't do anything for most readers. His tendency to turn weasel-words into wikilinks (necessarily, red) qualify him for a beat at UnNews. Spıke ¬ 16:31 25-May-10 Deleteworthy due to sheer mehness. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:37, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Hampus

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Delete (3)	Kerkill Unfunny shit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:51, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:41, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per the fact that Hampus rhymes with Cannabis. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:16 AM 5/25/10 Deleteworthy on grounds of ugliness alone. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:34, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Planet of the Apes: The Untold Story

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Delete (3)	Delete. Dead since 2008. Going nowhere except hell. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:21PM 5/23/10 Delete. I could hardly understand any of it, and the stuff I could wasn't good.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 02:24, May 24 2010 UTC Delete. Shooped (?) photo shows the undeveloped potential. Instead we get a short walk through memes and into race relations. Spıke ¬ 02:30 24-May-10 Four Strikes and out. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:07, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
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99775

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Keep (1)	Keep Lulz. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here
Delete (5)	Delete. Yeah, um, why do we care? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 4:34 PM 5/24/10 Delete and protect against re-creation. Well, Son, we don't. 99775 is the zip code for UAF (University of Alaska at Fairbanks), and Wikipedia confirms that an article by that name was huffed. Then restored, and rehuffed as non-notable, then restored as a redirect, then fought over some more. And now it's here. When we delete this, the author can shop it to ED. Spıke ¬ 21:37 24-May-10 Dump This page actually stayed around since 2006, with its rant long forgotten by its author and everyone involved. Time to retire to the big edit pile in the sky. What's with this new formal style? Al des chains 1:33 25 5 MMX Delete. Not notable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:34, May 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeXBox 07:17, May 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Johnny Extreme

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Delete (4)	Obliterate. This thing is worse than BUTT POOP!!!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:55, 23 May 2010 Delete. Extreme crap..yes. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:19, May 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I regard "Greatest Possible Value (To the Max) A.D." as the first of several nonsense year numbers. And the "joke" about baking cookies up your ass is told twice. Spıke ¬ 12:42 23-May-10 Bye.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 02:05, May 24 2010 UTC
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Curt Godel

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Delete (4)	Delete. From the author of Bizarro Kurt Godel. Weirdest fetish ever. Anyway the writing is average for 2005, or as we say in 2010 "goat's ass awful". --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:11, May 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Shows how times change. In 2005 this would have ambled on the front page. Just shows that crap doesn't age gracefully. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:23, May 23, 2010 (UTC) "I'll give you something to fucking cry about." Not as trashy as the Bizarro one, but full of memes and lists. Spıke ¬ 15:23 23-May-10 Delete. It has not been edited in 2 years. Delete it definitely! --User:DJ Mixerr/sig
Comments	It has not been edited in 2 years! It seems a user abandoned the article for quite a while right now. I agree with everyone who is voting for the article to huffed and deleted. So delete it is what I say. --User:DJ Mixerr/sig

Nintendo 2011

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Delete (4)	WTF? —Pelozurian (talk) 20:59, 22 May 2010 (UTC) "It is not good." Nothing here but listcruft, wisecracks, and animated GIFs. I'd stick one here, which would implicitly support my negative review, but the practice of illustrating VFD was frowned on recently. Spıke ¬ 21:15 22-May-10 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:14, May 23, 2010 (UTC) Smite. Painful, embarrassing, shit. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:12PM 5/23/10
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Shiva

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Keep (5)	Keep. Wikipedia:Shiva (Judaism) suggests several promising methods of ridicule. And I "saved" Tefillin recently and was not struck dead. Spıke ¬ 17:24 20-May-10 Keep. if Spike's going to have a fiddle with it. Tefillin turned out pretty good in the end, so it'll be interesting to see the result. Oh, and I'll put in a request that you don't get struck dead. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:28, May 21, 2010 (UTC) Rabbinical absolution, I've learned, is good for many things, including releasing you from the duty to ignore and maybe lose your job during shiva. My work on this article is done. Spıke ¬ 11:43 21-May-10 Looks good to me, but we'd better wait for a majority vote before we remove it from VFD I suppose. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:52, May 21, 2010 (UTC) Keep. --ChiefjusticeXBox 19:43, May 22, 2010 (UTC) Keep. --User:DJ Mixerr/sig Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:36, 24 May 2010
Delete (0)	Delete. Doesn't hold anything comprehensive about the well known Hindu god or the Final Fantasy Summon. Quite dull. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:41PM 5/20/10 I'm done here. --Wilytank 01:58, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Shiva, no initial capital, is also "a seven-day period of formal mourning observed after the funeral of a close relative," which this article pertains to despite the reference to India in the final list. Spıke ¬ 17:11 20-May-10 Kept. --ChiefjusticeXBox 11:37, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Template:BUTT POOP

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Keep (1)	Drama? The only drama I see is coming from the delete voters. Seriously, why do you even care about the existence of this template? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:28, 23 May 2010 So the only people who are allowed to care about the existence of this template are people who want to keep it, such as yourself, considering you restored it. Oooook. --EMC [TALK] 10:34 May 23 2010 You think I care that much? The thing that bothers me is that you're so persistent in wanting this template deleted, while there's obviously a whole fan club of regular users who like it or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:51, 23 May 2010 Clearly that "fan club" love it so much they don't bother to use it or defend it. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:17, May 23, 2010 (UTC) Clearly they did in the past and clearly they would do so again if they were active right now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:27, 23 May 2010 "if they were active right now" - you've just dismantled your own arguement. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:39, May 23, 2010 (UTC) Are you blaming them for not being constantly active on this site? That's a logical fallacy if I've ever heard one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:43, 23 May 2010 Blaming them? For what? I think the point being made is that people who aren't active on this site don't have a say in consensus. You brought up the inactive users. Who cares? Unless they're here and voting, the inactive users who voted last time are irrelevant. Most of them are dead anyways. Dead people can't vote. --EMC [TALK] 11:48 May 23 2010 I said "right now", by which I mean "at this very moment". And not "When I say they're not here right now, I clearly mean that they haven't edited in months." —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:54, 23 May 2010 Because clearly they care about this template so much they don't even use it. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:00, May 23, 2010 (UTC) Look here and there and tell me if it's being used or not. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:59, 23 May 2010 I didn't originally bother to say it, but most of those people simply didn't give a shit, somehow you think that can be construed as support. That notwithstanding however, the template isn't even being used by the supposed "supporters", I'd love to know how or what logical fallacy I'm committing. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:51, May 23, 2010 (UTC) Look here and there and tell me if it's being used or not. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:59, 23 May 2010 If you like butt poop so much why don't you just go live there? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:52, May 23, 2010 (UTC) "If." —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:57, 23 May 2010 Invalid after-the-fact protest for --Mn-z 22:09, May 23, 2010 (UTC) Invalid after-the-fact protest for --Al des chains 2:17 3 6 MMX
Delete (7)	Kerkill I see drama stirring over a shit template. Time for an actual vote. It was apparently voted on in a forum before Christmas time. No one has used it. I want no responding to another user's vote. If you want to flame someone, direct it soley at me. I couldn't give a shit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:06, May 23, 2010 (UTC) Pointless Despite a vote about half a year ago on this Template it is only included in a few places and therefore does not deserve to be a template since it's utter shit. Before deleting any pages currently including it will have the template inlined into the page. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:10, May 23, 2010 (UTC) Only time since the universe was created that I agree with Dex. Oh, there was that time with the hamster. ~ 09:07, May 23, 2010 (UTC) I also, regrettably, must side with Dexter on this one. --ChiefjusticeXBox 09:39, May 23, 2010 (UTC) As the initial whistleblower on this piece of shit template to Dex and Oli, I must vote in favor of destroying this fucking thing. --EMC [TALK] 09:46 May 23 2010 Not funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:26, May 23, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Another delightful way to tag someone else's page to announce how clever you are. That's not humor. Spıke ¬ 15:21 23-May-10
Comments	emc and Moredildoz: How dare either of you refer to another user than myself! emc to Oli and Moredildoz to the hamster! What the Hell guys. What? The? Hell? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:18, May 23, 2010 (UTC)