Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive192

Sporadic Meerkat Generator

Keep
Delete	Delete. Wibble from top to tail.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:21, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:57, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Simples..delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:54, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Fucking crap. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:57, October 22, 2009 (UTC) Why did my friend make me start this page? It wasn't even funny when he suggested it! Why, indeed. pillow talk 22:41, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Nintenrabies

Keep	Keep. I agree with Count of Monkey Crisco but think the concept's worth keeping. Or just move it to user space which is probably better. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:13, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Has a sort of good starting concept, then goes into head wound rambling territory. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:18, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:55, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nice intro..shame about the rest of it..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:55, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nice legs. Shame about the face. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:38, October 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 17:46, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Best friend of Captain Jack

Keep
Delete	Delete Fails CM, and as we're nearing a milestone number of pages, I feel that we have an obligation to delete as many as possible. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:39, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Oh no, another "rambling wizard" tale. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:04, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:54, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete. If this is Jack's best friend..he needs to get out more..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:58, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:44, October 22, 2009 (UTC) Delete. but really please move it to User:Miley Spears/Best friend of Captain Jack so I can work on it. No it's not mine but I have some ideas for it. He was born 6/9? That's the day I started here! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:08, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Raygun

Keep	Keep Remove the lists and it doesn't suck. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:35, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Eh, s'okay. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:15, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Keep. --Mn-z 14:31, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:13, 22 October 2009
Delete	Delete. Bad. --Docile hippopotamus 22:14, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. It is deletable as it is, but I would change my vote if anyone stepped in to save it. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:46, October 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. not me • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 11:49, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 03:07, Oct 23

Template:PBS

Keep	Keep. Screw that, I think it's cute and works on articles about PBS shows. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:32, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Keep. - Although it's certainly no Template:Television. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 23:55, Oct. 17, 2009 Keep. Adorable. I'm sure it will have future uses. --monika 19:15, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Keep. I feel it's cute. I might use it on Pedobear. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:49, October 22, 2009 (UTC) Keep Quit nominating templates. They never did anything to you, assholes! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:00, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Useless template. --Docile hippopotamus 08:00, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I agree. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:15, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Single use template should be code substituted. It avoids the issue of the code being in several locations, i.e. parser changes causing a template to break the code of an article, template vandalism, et cetera. And, the problem of potential template spamming. --Mn-z 16:39, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I just checked. It's used on six articles so far, seven if I add it to Pedobear. I don't feel it's right to delete a template that works with articles. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:00, October 22, 2009 (UTC) Kept MrN 22:49, Oct 22

John Travolta's Hair

Keep	Not so bad. Could do with expansion. IronLung 00:19, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Okay, what I meant was, it is so bad, but could be re-written into something remarkable. IronLung 00:20, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Keep Not crap. MrN 14:02, Oct 21 Keep Really? This is pretty good... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:16, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Just because I want to run my fingers through it. Oh! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:02, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Some of this can be merged with John Travolta, most need to be incinerated as medical waste.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:31, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:09, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 16:33, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I think the key issue of this debate is if John Travolta's hair deserves a separate article to John Travolta. This is the issue you must decide here ladies and gentleman. MrN 12:38, Oct 22 Psst! The answer is HELL YEAH! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:42, October 22, 2009 (UTC) Kept MrN 22:50, Oct 22

Barfights in Congress

Keep
Delete	Delete. A stub that dies after concept, backed with a random celebrity list. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:56, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:55, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete Unwanted stub. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:20, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Brahms and List..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:57, October 21, 2009 (UTC) Disappointing. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:42, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Von Bobby John

Keep	Keep. Like the photo...that's about it. If it is deleted - will it leave a hole in the chronology in the template below ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:04, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Keep One of the best articles on Uncyclopedia. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:01, October 17, 2009 (UTC) Bless. It's cute, actually. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • Keep Not crap. MrN 14:02, Oct 21
Delete	Delete. "Operation John" is on. I'm searching for the worst articles with the word "John" in the title.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:53, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:07, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 16:32, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 12:34, Oct 22

Anthem

Keep	Weak keep. I think that this one has some potential, it just needs a bit of fixing up. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:18, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Weak Keep It doesn't stray too far or suck too hard. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:26, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Keep. per above. --Mn-z 16:39, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Not crap. Obviously. MrN 14:06, Oct 21
Delete	Delete. Bad article. --Docile hippopotamus 08:08, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Let's have some better nominations eh? It needs to be REALLY shit. We have some articles which are really shit. Let's delete them first. MrN 14:06, Oct 21

Drano Max

Keep
Delete	Delete. Ugh. IronLung 00:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Ugh seconded. Way to completely blow off any sort of theme. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:10, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:28, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:34, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 14:31, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Fuckinate. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 14:39, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --EMC [TALK] 17:49 Oct 20 2009 Delete. Could have been okay, had it not involved McDonald's. pillow talk 18:00, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Drano also redirects here. IronLung 00:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Andrew Johns

Keep
Delete	Delete. What? an article about an unexceptional Australian Football player? I see no way that could be horrifically unfunny.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:12, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:19, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 08:44, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 16:40, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:27, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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John O'Reilly

Keep
Delete	Delete. John O'Reilly is a being originally from the Fifth Dimension, a world beyond the world known to Oscar Wilde. That's the first sentence. It just goes on like that. Thanks for making Operation John so simple, sucker.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:06, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:10, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 16:32, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete.. I'll go with the mob with this one. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:18, October 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:40, October 20, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:25, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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John Titor

Keep
Delete	Delete. Time Travel wibble.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:38, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. What he said, but with added wibble. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:04, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 16:30, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Perhaps something that will be funny in the new Dark Ages...until then..delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:58, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Spark Notes

Keep
Delete	Delete. A Dutch mink farmer, you say? With laser beam eyes! Amazing! Tell me more!--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:36, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:03, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 16:30, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Drivel for Dunces. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:54, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Eric the midget

Keep
Delete	Delete. Depressingly bad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:25, October 14, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Yes it is a Hampster (sic) , trapped for ever in a spinning wheel of stupidity...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:45, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Yaaawn. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:53, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I thought I already voted on this. --Mn-z 16:28, October 16, 2009 (UTC) That was Eric the Déjà vu Midget Mnbvcxz..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:06, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:23, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Manspider

Keep	Weak keep just enough value to keep, i.e. underlying concept and image. --Mn-z 15:18, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Weak keep. A bit amusing. One of those articles where you see it and you wish a better writer had come up with the same idea. --monika 03:20, October 18, 2009 (UTC) I agree with Mnbvcxz and Monika. This is fixable. Let's give some Samaritan a chance to fix it. pillow talk 23:12, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Only 4 articles on VFD? Not on my watch.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:00, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:45, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 08:02, Oct 20

sunny

Keep
Delete	Delete.Stupid stub and possible vanity/personal attack. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:49, October 14, 2009 (UTC) Delete. About as unfunny as they come here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:46, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Incoherent rubbish. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:51, October 15, 2009 (UTC) almost QVFD bad --Mn-z 15:29, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 07:23, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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World War XXI

Keep	weak keep. --Docile hippopotamus 05:40, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. This is somehow less funny than an actual account of a real war. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:47, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Smite. If you replace the celebs with imaginary generals, the article could survive in wikipedia.. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 10:11, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 15:23, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete please. pillow talk 23:10, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Looks like there is a whole family of these articles. Do we drown just this one or the entire litter ?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:53, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Comment. Much as every member of the "Manson Family" had their own trial I say every article should be evaluated on its own merit and have its own day in court. VFD has 10 spaces left so don't feel shy about nomming the World War articles that are as bad as this one.--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:44, October 15, 2009 (UTC) ..Or we organise a firing squad...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:41, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

That time I was nearly raped by Dexter111344's giant cock during my sojourn in Midkiff Land

Keep	Keep On second thought, I probably would. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:27, October 19, 2009 (UTC) Keep. A pile of fucking vanity. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:31, 19 October 2009 Fucking Keep. Vanity, my ass. He aint talkin about his schoolmates and teachers, so it's fine with me. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 00:33, October 19, 2009 (UTC) Keep in joke. --Mn-z 02:34, October 19, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Just don't take it to VFH. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:50, October 19, 2009 (UTC) Madness Madness I tell you! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:26, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete A pile of fucking vanity. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 00:13, October 19, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Why I'd never! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:26, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I wish there were an injoke namespace, so we could segregate this kind of stuff from the wiki proper. pillow talk 14:23, October 19, 2009 (UTC) UnJokes? • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 14:34, October 19, 2009 (UTC) Kept The "joke" is that they are in the mainspace. We have a category for em. That way we know where they all are when the revolution comes! MrN 17:35, Oct 19

Pee-wee Herman

Keep
Delete	Delete. Bad. --Docile hippopotamus 22:14, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:49, October 19, 2009 (UTC) Delete.. Quote: Pee-wee-wee spent the first six years of his life as an Arachno-communist in Sportugal before converting to paedophilia and moving to the US of A!!!!. Randumbo rubbish. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:23, October 19, 2009 (UTC) So funny I forgot to laugh!!!! -- Roman Dog Bird 17:42, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. It's not valid without VFD tags.--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:35, October 19, 2009 (UTC) Kept Invalid nom. All that pedo shit was added recently. Check the history for vandalism. MrN 17:47, Oct 19

Prevert

Keep	Keep. Eh. It wasn't that bad... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) Keep. --Mn-z 02:50, October 19, 2009 (UTC) Keep. MrN 02:52, Oct 19 Keep. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:44, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Bad. --Docile hippopotamus 22:14, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 17:50, Oct 19

That guy from the Canadian Tire commercials

Keep	Keep. You all suck. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:02, October 15, 2009 (UTC) per Modus --Mn-z 16:26, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Vote change. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 18:43, October 17, 2009 (UTC) Hard rewrite. Crisco is right: it sucks. Modus is right: the existence of this article is amusing. My solution: Hard rewrite tag. pillow talk 16:20, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Possibly written by a spaceman who does not have our earth concepts of "jokes" and "humor" in their home galaxy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Er what??? --ChiefjusticeDS 09:49, October 15, 2009 (UTC) ROFC. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 09:58, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Is this some sort of Canadian in-joke. --Mn-z 15:27, October 15, 2009 (UTC) I believe it is. Otherwise, why would modus vote keep? • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 15:29, October 15, 2009 (UTC) In Canada they have a store. It's called Canadian Tire. That store has ads, with a guy. The ads are unbelievably irritating. The guy is worse. Witness: Neighbour: "I sure hate cleaning out the gutters, eh." Canadian Tire Guy: "Have you tried the new Mastercraft Gutterizer 2000, only available from Canadian Tire? Here, borrow mine. I got it at Canadian Tire, the place where it is sold." Neighbour: "Beauty."' The only reason I've seen them is because Easter Island Cable Company crossed wires or some shit, so all I get now are Canadian channels. I'm getting awfully tired of seeing episode after episode of The Beachcombers. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:12, October 15, 2009 (UTC) You call that irritating? Ha! Dude, I swear to God, you havn't seen irritating till you have seen an Egyptian ad.. Lame (as in a 120 years old footless man trying to walk) • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 16:33, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Sure, but Egyptian ads, and this bit is critical, don't have the Canadian Tire Guy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:05, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Head-On! Apply directly to forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to forehead!Head-On! Apply directly to forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to forehead! Head-On! Apply directly to forehead! Seriously, what M.O. described sounds like the basis for a good parody article, even a style parody article but not a set of paper & dice RPG stat blocks. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:53, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Kept MrN 17:55, Oct 19

Abbayuubie

Keep
Delete	Delete - Unfunny garbage linked from various articles about animals. Is there something I'm not understanding here (perhaps because I'm not British...)? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 19:13, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Two mediocre paragraphs, followed by unfunny quotes.. I dont think I undestand its humour • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 19:44, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete I ate my cheese pie --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:22, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:25, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 02:45, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Crap-pt

Keep	Temporary Keep This does seem pointless, but there are a ton of Portuguese pages on this wiki. We should decide what to do with all of it before we start deleting pieces. The Portuguese wiki has almost 20,000 articles, so I don't understand why they're keeping their placenta here. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:38, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Why do we have a Portuguese template on the English Uncyclopedia? The template this was translated from has been damned anyway. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 19:11, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Smite. at once. We don't have to vote on this one. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 19:14, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 21:24, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete The English crap template is quasi-deleted, its still on here but its restricted to userspace/archival forum useage. There is no reason to keep a foreign one. Additionally, any article that needs a crap template probably needs a deletion. --Mn-z 02:27, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	There are currently 3 article pages (i.e., not Uncyclopedia:) which transclude this template, and 2 of them are Babel:Pt subpages. --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 00:07, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Grand Theft Auto: Cartoon City Stories

Keep
Delete	Delete. Are you fucking kidding me? Fool me once - shame on you, fool me - you... um... can't get fooled again.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:55, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. That was horrible to look at and read. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:21, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Invalid nom article is under 7 days old. --Mn-z 16:16, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Skateboard

Keep
Delete	Delete This page is definietely screwed. --Pelargonium 03:14, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Don't forget your templates. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:02, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:19, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 16:16, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete Slipped past ICU somehow. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:42, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
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Grand Theft Auto: Cartoon City

Keep
Delete	EXTERMINATE! Proven to be made by a super-censored 12-year old. Ban him too.-Almost Sir Random Crap Delete. Wow, I've never seen something quite as bad. --Pelargonium 03:37, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Smite. So bad it should be kept away from the mucus glands and eyes. I sort of feel bad deleting such a young article but this is a complete teardown. The first step in improving it is destroying it utterly. I don't feel THAT bad because said 12 year old made the article twice (see above). P.s. Don't forget to add the VFD template. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:55, October 18, 2009 (UTC) Delete.--ChiefjusticeDS 09:17, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Invalid Nomination article is under 7 days old, it would get an ICU tag. --Mn-z 16:14, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Supergirl

Keep	Keep. Not my type of article but shouldn't be deleted. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:01, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:08, 16 October 2009 Keep. Like Romartus says, I don't think the article is funny, but it isn't of damnably poor quality. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:34, October 17, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	KILL IT! Unfunny bearcruft. Wonder Woman is much better. --Iz in your wiki, VFDing your articlez. --FoxKidsIsCoolerThanJ00 23:01, September 21, 2009 (UTC) 20:26, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Move to Supergirl/classic. Then move Supergirl's New Costume to Supergirl, leaving behind a redirect. Then put a link to the "classic" version on top of the article. Yes, I know that's complicated, but that's how I think it should go down. pillow talk 21:45, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	I would suggest moving it to Supergirl/fetishcruft. If this is deleted, I request that Superboi also be deleted (author request). Even though I was one of the main authors of this, I really don't like it, its sort of an iCarly style mess without the in-joke value. --Mn-z 05:31, October 17, 2009 (UTC) Kept +moved around and stuff at bit (per hype) Oh, anyone can move a page, maybe ask on the talk page first... Oh, except Hype. He gets banned if he moves pages around. :P MrN 00:00, Oct 18

John A. Macdonald

Keep
Delete	Delete."Born 2004 in the tiny and now-defunct penis of fartland..." Do I have to read more? Really? Okay... uh huh...hm... uh huh... I see. Yup, the whole article is kinda shitty. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:47, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. But if you didn't read on you would have missed "Macdonald is also notable for founding in 1834 the State University of New York campus of SUNY Plattsburgh after a heavy drinking binge while fighting moose". Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 10:12, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. The penis/fartland bit is clearly vandalism, but the rest isn't great either. There are only two things you need to know about John A.: He helped form Canada and he was pretty drunk at the time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:02, October 16, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:36, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
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How to build a bomb (hypothetically)

Keep	Keep It has real potential to be funny.. It just needs some prose and images. A cleanup tag will do • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 19:24 October 10 '09 (hypothetical) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:27, 10 October 2009 weak keep probably better than a blank slate. I would recommend a rewrite or stub tag.--Mn-z 20:02, October 11, 2009 (UTC) Keep. I think there is real potential here. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:37, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Keep. I think there's no potential here at all. Expanding this article will only make it worse. But it's fine for what it is. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:19, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill What could be funny (hypothetically) just gets annoying to read (hypothetically). MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:06, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete...Or give it to Illogicopedia with a ticking clock...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:12, October 11, 2009 (UTC) Weak Delete (hypothetically) Essentially a one trick pony. If you read it without the word "HYPOTHETICALLY" it's pretty crap.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:24, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	This would be (hypothetically) funny if it were (hypothetically) edited.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19:47, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Everything could be funny if edited. Too bad this won't ever be. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:48, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Liar! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:16, 10 October 2009 Kept MrN 14:15, Oct 16

The Last Samurai

Keep
Delete	Delete.Growing at a stunning rate of about a sentence per year since '05 this tiny article is expected to be funny by the year 2477. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:12, October 14, 2009 (UTC) Oh! That reminds me. Does anybody know in what year Samurai Jack ended up? Samurai Jack. Ya know, the real last Samurai. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:04, 14 October 2009 Delete. I can't top the Count's comments on this one but agree this one should be deleted !--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:48, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:47, October 15, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 15:25, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
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Forum:Count to a million

Keep	Keep. per wasting wikia's bandwidth and server space. Its stupid, but some people care about it. --Mn-z 19:21, October 11, 2009 (UTC) 2 votes for keep. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:47, October 11, 2009 (UTC) Keep. File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 23:56, October 11, 2009 (UTC) keep If I understand correctly, huffing articles doesn't save space because they hang about on the servers in case someone wants to resurrect them. The only things that are ever deleted from the servers are images and stuff. Also, when the hell does text take up more than a piddle of bandwidth? --monika 00:17, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Keep. (Now @ 4649: )  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01:08, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Keep. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:46, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Keep. but move to Mahm00shA's userspace. pillow talk 15:51, October 13, 2009 (UTC) Keep Everything everybody else said. And there absolutely is something funny about collaborative counting. Just think about it. "Collaborative counting." I can hardly keep a straight face while saying it myself. -RAHB 03:18, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Yes, I know, I've just put up one of Uncyclopedia's landmark forums for deletion. I don't know if it was nom'd before, but assuming it wasn't, this is the time to put an end to a pointless, bandwidth-devouring forum. And I don't know what's so funny about collaborative counting, but I know what a waste of time and effort it is. I know that it'll get two or three delete votes at most. And I know that most of the keep votes will be based on the immense notability/popularity of the forum. God, we have been counting for two or three years just to reach 5000, so please, stop wasting more time on it, and do something productive instead. Also, penispenispenis. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 18:37 October 11 '09 Delete based on the fact that it will automatically delete my userpage instead. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:14, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Actually, everything is saved on server space somewhere. Removing clutter from articles (like parser functions or excessive templates) would decrease average article size, reducing bandwidth (as in how much data is transferred across the interent). Removing text or dividing medium length articles into shorter ones probably won't effect bandwidth much, as it would likely cause articles to be viewed at a faster rate. We shouldn't worry about bandwidth issues for deletions when editing unless our Wikia tells us something is an issue. I believe there is a policy on that on Wikipedia, but I can't find it at the moment. If a forum post or talk page is taking to longer to load, consider asking an admin (or the page owner for userpages) to archive parts of it. --Mn-z 00:40, October 12, 2009 (UTC) actually, i used the term "bandwidth-devouring" metaphorically.. • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 09:29 October 12 '09 Wikipedia:WP:DWAP? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 11:36, October 12, 2009 (UTC) I GIVE UP. KEEP THE FUCKER • FreddAin't Dedd • • • Keep'd Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:04, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Worst 100 LOL Cats

Keep	Strong Keep the page is supposed to be a funny image vomit. I do believe some people find that ammusing. --Mn-z 15:25, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Strong keep. what mnbvcxz said • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 10:55 October 10 '09 Keep I hate listy articles, but at least this one's funny. There are soooo many list articles that don't even raise the smallest distant flicker of a smile, I say get rid of those first. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:58, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Keep. Seems harmless to me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:11, 10 October 2009 Keep. It does what it says on the tin. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:27, 10 Oct Strong Keep the page is supposed to be a lampoon (not parody) of a big list of pictures of Lolcats with unfunny captions. (Although it wasn't when DJ Irreverent put it on this list) I believe as long as the captions do not directly copy & paste the image text it is has the potential to be a tickler to the funny bonez. It's the portal to sites like Icanhascheezburger.com. I can haz portal?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19:17, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Keep . But move to user space only. If this is all second hand humour then perhaps that is the best location. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:05, October 11, 2009 (UTC) Keep.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:01, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Strong Keep The parody in the comments for each image is the funny bidzness here, not the cute catzes. --Taz man 02:03, October 14, 2009 (UTC)Taz_man
Delete	Delete Hmmm a big list of pictures of cats with unfunny captions. I can has originality and humor please kthnxbai --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:00, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete and move to userspace. Sorry, Mnbvcxz, but the way I see it, this is imported humor - it's really not that much different from posting the script to a funny episode of Family Guy. Obviously it took a lot of work to compile these images, but I don't feel very comfortable with it in mainspace. Honestly, it's probable that we even have copyright problems with this one. pillow talk 18:12, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Per Hyperbole. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:16, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Dude, Icanhascheezburger.com already exists, and we don't need a pointless knock-off with no parody value. Userspace if you must, but why baffles me - just bookmark the website! --UU - natter 08:40, Oct 10 Delete. What UU said, userspace if anyone is really attached to this one. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:46, October 10, 2009 (UTC) BOOM headshot. why do we need this? if you want this go to a lolcats site, not uncyclopedia -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 18:05, Oct 10 Delete - I am still not over the term "lolcat". Cat image macro is far catchier and that's saying something. --monika 01:37, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	With regards to the copyright claims, most of those have been spammed around the internet, and would not be high risk copyright violations. The original authors probably don't care/don't have the resources to file complaints, and we could argue fair use on the grounds of showing internet phenomena. Also, more than a few a those are copyleft flickr finds. --Mn-z 18:38, October 9, 2009 (UTC) I agree that having this page isn't "high risk," but it probably is illegal. For example, Wikipedia has rejected claims that showing the O RLY owl is fair use. You can read about that at Wikipedia:O RLY? and (especially) at Wikipedia:File_talk:Orly.jpg. pillow talk 19:08, October 9, 2009 (UTC) To be consistent, then, wouldn't we then have to remove all images that do not have a valid creative commons license, unless they have a valid fair use rational somewhere else? And I don't want to get into the issue of "fair use" images created for commercial purposes and owned by large corporations with equally large legal departments. Simply moving the page to user space would not solve any copyright problems. And, that article has a more valid fair use claim than, say, throwing a funny animal pic on one's userpage, like the one with a icanhazcheezburger weblink on Sannse userpage (its in a choose command if you don't see it). Also, I found an category of copyleft LOL cats over at the wikimedia commons. --Mn-z 04:53, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Well, here's the thing. Satire is fair use. I can legally post pictures of the copyrighted film X-Men Origins:Wolverine if I'm making fun of the movie. Most of the pages on Uncyclopedia are satire of one form or another. But this one isn't. This one is just imported humor. It's jokes told elsewhere, retold here. That's not satire. Honestly, it bothers me more that it's imported humor than that it's probably illegal because it's imported humor. I've voted delete because of imported humor many times, most recently on Lemming Sunday. pillow talk 14:31, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Let me say this: There is no copyright issue with this because of something. None. All of the LOLCat images are fair use. Now, there is an issue of whether a Prego at the end is funny. Base your vote solely on that. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:35, October 10, 2009 (UTC) This is not "imported humor" in the same sense that it is not a single joke stolen from somewhere else. The text captions are original, and it is an anthology of pop culture, like the pages on ED but pg-13 and without the cyberbullying and the porn ads. Basically, like in education, stealing 1 person's idea is plagiarism, stealing 20 people's ideas is a term paper. Like I said before, do we really want to go through the forum and userpages and remove possibly copyrighted LOL cats and the other 80% of our images that don't have proper fair use documentation or a valid fair claim in a given context? Also, VFD isn't the place to discuss copyright violations. Copyright issues should be taken to someone who has access to copyright lawyers. --Mn-z 15:12, October 10, 2009 (UTC) If you're still on the fence about which way to vote this may help.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19:33, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Wouldn't moving this to userspace be an act more meaningless than chewing celery? mAttlobster. (hello) 14:18, October 14, 2009 (UTC) Kept That's enough keeps for me. MrN 22:01, Oct 15

The X-Files/Episode List

Keep	Keep. It's not very good but it's very, very new and as an X-files fan I think I see what they're trying to do there. The article's obviously under construction by a new user. I'm going to see how this plays out. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:57, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Keep,ad but a "fix" tag it per above. --Mn-z 14:16, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. What. The fuck. Is. This shit. pillow talk 20:22, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete. What he said. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:53, October 9, 2009 (UTC) KILLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Dumpy the Medical Waste Man 21:20, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Completely unredeemable. It'll never be fixed. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:06, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete . Or move to the user's own page. If it is going to be a long list of nonsense (and not parodying what actually appeared on the show) then I don't see anyone is going to go through of all this to excavate a laugh. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:08, October 11, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I too "see what they're trying to do." A long list of nonsense, and they succeeded! Spıke ¬  01:45, October 13, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Went back and looked at the article, pretending I ever watched the show, and I still am not amused by this never-ending diary of put-downs. Spıke ¬  04:04, October 14, 2009 (UTC) diediedie -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 14:43, Oct 14
Comments	Comment. If you think this is nonsense you just have no clue what's going on. The titles are parodies of actual X-Files episodes (Pilot Light, Deep Throating, Cheese, Iced Tea and Steve are derived from the season 1 episodes Pilot, Deep Throat, Squeeze, Ice and EVE). The episode summaries have some semblance to the actual episodes (for example Ice did share several plagiarized common plot elements with John Carpenter's "The Thing"). Thejokes are not terribly clever but some familiarity is required to get any joke, your own ignorance is not the definer of nonsense or structure. The article's only 3 weeks old and has seen regular contribution. If it continues to grow at this pace it might become serviceable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:16, October 13, 2009 (UTC) On the TV show, I concede not having a clue what's going on. If this is decisive, disregard my vote, but someone please provide guidance to the author(s). Spıke ¬  16:59, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Pimpin'

Keep
Delete	Delete. Not that we need both Pimp and Pimpin', but the latter has no theme, has a huge animation for no reason, is incurably ragged, and would be worth deleting just to never again see the photo of the fat girl. Spıke ¬  03:57, October 13, 2009 (UTC) -- Roman Dog Bird 04:40, October 13, 2009 (UTC) Pimp me once and pimp me twice and pimp me once again. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:42, October 13, 2009 (UTC) Pimple. Squeeze it by Michael Jackson. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:20, October 13, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 14:58, October 13, 2009 (UTC) Per Roman Dog Bird. pillow talk 15:51, October 13, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:30, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Thanks, R.D.B. I needed that. Spıke ¬  16:46, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Dreaner

Keep
Delete	Delete.So... Weird Al Yankovich had a son who became a wrestler. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:14, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:51, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 17:46, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. made up subject matter, our article is the highest google result for the word "Dreaner". --Mn-z 17:51, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Oh man. --UU - natter 20:58, Oct 13
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Alessandra Ambrosio

Keep	Keep. Eh... I'm feeling forgiving. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:48, October 7, 2009 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:34, 7 October 2009 Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:19, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Keep --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 02:38, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Keep. per rewrite. --Mn-z 05:52, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Keep. As rewritten, still only really contains one joke. And it's the same joke. But now it's smaller and better adapted to containing only one joke. SAUCE???? Spıke ¬  01:52, October 13, 2009 (UTC) Keep Per rewrite. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:45, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Thing-Fish. -- Roman Dog Bird 04:49, October 6, 2009 (UTC) Delete. there are less stubby versions in the history, they are still bad though. --Mn-z 05:27, October 6, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:19, October 6, 2009 (UTC) Fucking horrible. I suspect that if you removed the appealing pictures, no one would even consider voting keep. pillow talk 21:30, October 7, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Superficially attractive article, but only really contains one joke. Spıke ¬  02:24, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Fucking shite Hype is spot on. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:09, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Yeah. If you all wanna have that kind of rewrite, then we might as well get rid of it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:59, October 10, 2009 (UTC) kill needs moar tits -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 18:17, Oct 10
Comments	Comment Rewrote it as per what was said in Keep votes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 02:38, October 10, 2009 (UTC) No clear consensus after a week. Michael Clarke Duncan - I mean kept. --UU - natter 21:03, Oct 13

Princess SP1900

Keep
Delete	Delete.A bad idea, executed unfunnily,in Engrish. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:54, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:53, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 17:45, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 18:07, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I can only ask Why Bother with this one. An Unfunny Shirley in any language ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:21, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	(Late) Engrish happens to amuse me, but this was done by a trainspotter, not a humorist. The only nearly funny thing was the anthromorphism of an urban train, and this was done by the transit authority in total seriousness. Perhaps if the photo captions had urged the reader to check out her tits. Spıke ¬  16:55, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

In Flames

Keep
Delete	Delete. I'd say it's bandcruft but it has nothing to do with the band, or anything really. It begs for its life on the discussion page but it's really not that good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:56, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Despite someone's best efforts to save it. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:50, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 17:47, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:49, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Sample: According to various estoric sources, In Flames started out as a collabaration of a Lunar Strain of Nordics which co-mingled with a species of Mexican, in the Subterannean continent of Melodeath under a glacier in Sweden. Have you started to laugh yet ? Thought not. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:13, October 13, 2009 (UTC)	Comments

Lame

Keep
Delete	Delete. Very poor, could have potential, but needs a rewrite for that to apply. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:12, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Euthanize --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:18, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Jillian Dray. -- Roman Dog Bird 17:44, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. lame. --Mn-z 18:09, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. It's lame, I saw, I conquered. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:19, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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War of the tacos

Keep
Delete	Delete. Since the day it was born (August 5, 2009) it's been tagged "not funny," "{{fix}}" or "{{ugly}}." I don't think adding hot sauce at this point would help. When broken down for parts I'm not sure War of the tacos could even be recycled into other articles.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  00:29, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. random + unrelated axe grinding. --Mn-z 01:07, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Thus the Taco wars! Nice sentence fragment, jackass. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:28, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:49, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Incoherent. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:20, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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San Seattle Riot

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Short, old, and stupid. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:35, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 19:37, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:42, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above, and this entry is double posted for some reason. --Mn-z 20:05, October 11, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I'm so confused! --ChiefjusticeDS 08:40, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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San Seattle Riot

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Short, old, and stupid. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:35, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 19:37, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 20:42, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Started off OK, but then got worse and worse and worse. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:39, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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HowTo:Start a Fashion

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Short, old, and lame. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:02, October 10, 2009 (UTC) If 3-4 years doesn't make it good, nothing will.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19:51, October 10, 2009 (UTC) -- Roman Dog Bird 20:46, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 20:04, October 11, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Fine idea, complete failure in execution. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:56, October 12, 2009 (UTC) Delete. What they said. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:36, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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HowTo:Ghost Ride the Whip

Keep	Keep This doesn't suck entirely. It's a shame that no one's likely to improve this, but it would also be a shame to delete it. —Syndrome (Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis) 17:04, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Keep It has potential. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 18:45, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Ghost ride the whip. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:46, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. So, an IP popped his head in two weeks ago and wrote this. No links, no formatting, not a topic anyone else will ever work on... basically, no promise for improvement. pillow talk 16:00, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per above, unless someone fancies saving it. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:06, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 16:51, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete.What a beater. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:53, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:24, October 9, 2009 (UTC) delete. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 18:13, Oct 10 Kerkill Fucking horrid. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:08, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Not funny.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20:00, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
Comments	can i have this moved to my userspace if it gets killed? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 18:13, Oct 10

Worst 100 Things of All Time

Keep
Delete	Delete Big, unfunny list... but that covers almost everything under the worst100 template --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:05, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. 13 items of a 100 worst list, followed by red link laden honorable mentions. --Mn-z 15:32, October 9, 2009 (UTC) DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH ME RETARDED!!!!!!!!! DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 21:15, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:44, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete This is so much nothing. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:01, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Much ado about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:09, 10 October 2009 Kerkill Makes the good lists look bad. Plus, it was never finished. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:14, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. It does not do what it says on the tin. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:29, 10 Oct
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2008 Presidential Election (video game)

Keep
Delete	Delete I used to really like the video game wars series, but lately coming back to them I've found them inaccessible. This one was never finished, probably never will be, and it's pretty hard to follow anyways. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:48, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:18, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 05:27, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete.. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:57, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Read this months ago. Why I didn't VFD it myself is beyond me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:14, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per Syndrome. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:30, 10 Oct
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Elmo

Keep
Delete	Delete Shitty shit shit shit shit. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 18:15, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete this for the eighth fucking time - and, for God's sake, could someone please protect it? I'm of the opinion that we will never have a successful Elmo article unless it's fully realized in userspace first. pillow talk 18:22, October 9, 2009 (UTC) FUCKADUCKFUCKADUCKFUCKADUCKFUCKADUCK FUCK A FUCKING DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 21:14, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 05:22, October 10, 2009 (UTC) Delete. I didn't really need to go past "Elmo is a sexy puppet". I did. I'm going to enjoy deleting this now. --UU - natter 08:41, Oct 10
Comments	and maybe redirect to That time Elmo was nearly raped by Snuffleupagus during Elmo's sojourn on Sesame Street until someone writes a proper article. --Mn-z 05:40, October 10, 2009 (UTC) No. I redirected to Sesame Street instead. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:01, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Albert Wesker

Keep
Delete	Delete. Short and, for the most part utter nonsense. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:59, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Someone has been playing Resident Evil 5 too much lately (which is awesome when played with a human partner, by the way. I completed it on all four difficulties plus the whole merc mode in less than 24 hours (that's 3 days of continuous gameplay), which means that I'm fucking awesome, unlike the article at hand, which sucks badly) which is bad for his eyes. —Mahmoosh (Talk•stalk•Boobs•Anus•Poop) 13:04 October 9 '09 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 14:16, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:17, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Oh god. --UU - natter 08:30, Oct 10
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Galatasaray

Keep
Delete	Delete. Pointless and ugly, has escaped our notice for just over a month now. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:20, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Really not very funny. pillow talk 20:22, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Only a month? Well it's pretty horrid anyhow and I detect little potential. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:59, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:22, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. And fuck Galatasaray anyway. --UU - natter 08:29, Oct 10
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Bathgate

Keep
Delete	Delete. Ugly, pointless and a history of near constant use for cyber-bullying. --ChiefjusticeDS 15:02, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per towncruft. --Mn-z 15:53, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete per being a rancid pile of British shit. pillow talk 20:24, October 8, 2009 (UTC) he paid a black lassie to shit on his chest, whatta' cunt. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:27, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Despite temptation to vote keep because of Hype's vote, this is total and utter suckage. --UU - natter 08:27, Oct 10
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HowTo:Be Awesome

Keep
Delete	Delete. Poorly written, not funny, and has become a magnet for cyber-bullying and vanity. Nothing worth keeping in the history either. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:36, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:54, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Only gotten worse --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:39, October 8, 2009 (UTC) HowTo:Be Lame AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! And Spongebob is AWESOME!!!!!!!! I wouldn't have said that back when I was in sixth grade and depressed as hell, but man oh man, THESE DAYS!!!!!! fuckthispage -- Roman Dog Bird 21:33, October 9, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per the above. --UU - natter 08:25, Oct 10
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Eggmen

Keep
Delete	Delete. Is it just me, or is this the exact same fucking article as Egglican Church? pillow talk 21:04, October 7, 2009 (UTC) Delete.. It isn't just you. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:07, October 7, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird 22:01, October 7, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:18, October 8, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Ugh. --UU - natter 08:22, Oct 10
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