Alessandra Ambrosio

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We all know why you're here.

Not to read a detailed and well expressed history of her life and various achievements, nor to ponder her rather intriguing personal life, or even to find a good recipe for blueberry pancakes. So just get it over and done with.

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There, I hope you're happy. Now let us get on with our lives, bake our not-quite-as-delicious blueberry pancakes and possibly buy a new pack of Kleenex.
PS: if you want more and you are too lazy to Google, just click in the Portuguese interwiki. You don't need to understand that weird language, a crossbreed of Latin, Arab, Tupi and Yoruba - just look at the images

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