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Is demeaning to women. 50 cent should be sent to jail. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 19:12 • Friday, 8-01-2010


Is demeaning to real earth features. Thanks for sticking with me, I'll try it when I'm drunk. Butter looks good on the front page, yumm. Aleister unleased A day late and a dollar short, MMX

How's this for 'demenaning to real earth features?
Thanks! Here, check out my 'map.'  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:29, 8 January 2010
Jolie Sexy.jpg
Very forestry, and cave dwellingly. Changable sig December 7, 1941
Went looking, the article ground to a halt. Can I join in and play with you and Doc, etc. It's too good of a page to leave zombifying on the doorstep. (blow up the photo on left for a human representation of the natural phenomena) Ghost in the Shell September 10, 2001
Yes, actually, I don't think anyone would mind if you wanted to finish the thing even.. tie up all the loose ends and fill in all the holes. A bunch of people were supposed to do certain numbers and never did. So yeah, write whatever you want, and if it ever gets finished I'll move it to the mainspace for Yettie et al.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:24, 9 January 2010
You shouldn't have said "and fill in all the holes" in this section, had to go take a cold shower. A favor (and I already owe you at least one, would rather owe you two), could you take a look at 'Anne Hathaway' for me and give advice, praise, and pointers (damn, another cold shower)? I'm having fun with it because first Romartus looked, put in the real-life Hathaway pics/captions, then got a helpful pee review, then Doc gave some good advice, Might as well keep going, and get one more, to even up the gender advisors. Thanks. On the Zombies, I'd like to work a little on it, thank you. Doc says to contact the secion editors, and it sounds like he wouldn't mind going back to it for awhile. Hey, thanks again. Toweled off Half Moon, MMX

Never mind Anne Hathaway, I won't make any more changes (except spelling if needed). The damn Simpsons had Anne singing and acting Princessey tonight, and I don't want anyone thinking I've shadowed their themes, no matter how distant. Doc offered to nom-for-feature it, and I was going to wait for that but now it's frozen as is, so why not. Gotta go, I see a Ghost and have to banish it. Damn Ghosts. Pitt, Brad The Lord's Day, MMX

Pap a dap bap! (Newb prooferies)[edit]

From here: What's going on over at UN:PROOF? I haven't joined that because I hate the pink templates.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

I put all the editing templates on as examples, but Syndrome 'complained' that "Having the templates puts this project page into a bunch of maintenance categories, so this page is tagged for fixing, cleanup, three levels of rewrite, etc." so I told him I's a fix it.
What's going on with UN:PROOF is; I don't know. User:Ceridwyn hasn't logged content in since July, and as far as I can tell this was her baby. I unofficially took it over, I suppose, when I reorganized the whole page. (If the pink template is the only thing stopping you I can make one of a different color (or colour) and slightly different theme for you. How does the phrase. "UN:PROOF We're more than just spell checkin' " sound?)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  09 Jan 2010 ~ 05:51 (UTC)
That's cool, the blue is a good start. I would recommend a total overhaul of the UN:PROOF theme. Ditch the pink *almost* entirely, it feminizes the group, and is actually rather ugly in my opinion (ewww, barbie bubblegum). Come up with a theme that is sexy and fun, something that entices people to join. For the quote/saying/motto, I suggest something a bit more vague... I dunno, maybe 'the method behind the madness' or 'tidyness at your service', and there's always 'Be More User Proactive'. I think the goal is to intrigue people enough to make them click the link. Easier said than done. Lemme know if you need my help!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:18, 9 January 2010
Awesome. I hope "New UN:PROOF" is more successful than "New Coke."
I think I'll keep the legacy {{User Proofreader}} around, but create a new and improved template...
Hm,m,m,m,m: This user is a member of etc. <choose><option>The Method Behind The Madness</option><option>Tidyness At Your Service.</option><option>Be More User Pro-Active</option></choose>.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  10 Jan 2010 ~ 04:39 (UTC)

I Am the Walrus[edit]

Made some minor fixes to the article today. Do you think it is a goer as a feature ? I am still not sure if the added paragraph about the identity of the Pornographic Priestess is a bit of a diversion from the main thrust of the article but as you mentioned the Two Virgins album before that, perhaps there is some relevancy. The only other area that could be extended is in the footnotes section but that isn't essential. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:26, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

I think more footnotes are good, and I like what you've added so far.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:54, 12 January 2010
Thanks Zana. I re-read the article again. I think the length is now fine and worthy of a Pee Review perhaps. One thing - I want to use the notes to add any extra stuff that doesn't quite fit and breaks up the flow of the article. So I agree with you putting the walrus/polygamy/idea as a note. Finally, I have to ask that I don't quite understand the Little Nicola bit. Who is she supposed to be or does Nicola stand in for an Everyman/Everywoman point of view. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:31, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
This image is from the inside track listing on the album. Also, in the movie 'The Magical Mystery Tour,' Little Nicola is a character that likes to dispute things by exclaiming "No, (it's/that's/you're/whatever) NOT!" Maybe that bit should go to the footnotes as well.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:55, 12 January 2010

Welcome Party for Noobs[edit]

Hi Zana. Been playing with a page idea "Welcome Party for Noobs!", if you think its a good idea and have a few minutes to join in, please have a look and do some Zana magick on it. Danks, (and I will change the sig, been having fun playing with variations) Al'ly McChain The 4th of never, MMX Great Idea

I'm not sure if you liked my additions so far... I'd like to add some boxes and formatting, but left me know what you think. I like the idea but it needs just a bit more info (at the bottom maybe) about the purpose of the page, or some content that links to other useful areas of the site for noobs. Let me think about it for a day or so and see what I can come up with.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:59, 12 January 2010
Hi Zana. Loved the Christmas crew (I changed it to Festivus), the page needed more beefcake besides the drummer. The youtube, eh, not too crazy about, but noobs may like it. I captioned it, to lessen the impact of a single guy singing in an alley at a party. Have tried to link most of the stuff to uncy sites, but you have great ideas. Maybe the site links can be on some kind of buffet table amongst the beer, chips, pot and stuff. Party on, I let Socky know about the page, and if you think of anyone else who could kick out a good party page, pass it on. Enjoy. Pipes and Drums 12 Jan. MMX
Zana, great dance stuff!! I tweaked the wording, added a pic or two etc., does it seem OK? Great additions, and I feel like going out dancing myself now. I think I'll move the page to just Welcome Party for Noobs, and take off the ! which is just extra tinsel. Danks, Dancin' MMX

Thanks for the Welcome Back![edit]

Thanks for actually remembering me! It's been a long while since I've been on here, I don't know why, but who cares, the point is I have now returned. :D I have some free time on my hands, and am in the mood for doing a whole bunch of new stuff/articles on here so keep a look out for that. In fact I think I might just go crack one off right now.. :D

(... I mean.. an article, of course..) Cp833 04:05, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

adopt a noob[edit]

Hey I'm not really sure what to say, but I'd like it if you would adopt me and could help me out. I'm a smart kid and good at writing and I think i could really make some funny stuff. So let me know and if not that's cool too. Thanks! --SueySeidl 03:43, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, your name reads as suicidal, which (if intentional) is a really smart pun.. If Zana doesn't adopt you, I will. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:16 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
Dude, I totally already adopted him.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:18, 14 January 2010
Dudette, I totally don't see any adoption templates on your user page. Kidding, you can have him (her?) FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:23 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
Man I need to type faster to get my awesome and witty comments in....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 Jan 2010 ~ 08:25 (UTC)
You can always replace my comment with yours and blame wikia. I do it all the time with Hyperbole's comments, hihihi! FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:33 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
That's my mama!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  15 Jan 2010 ~ 06:31 (UTC)

I think You Should Adopt me after all I gots teh Queens Majestic Royal Flying Rats Ass, Puprple NUrples and suprise Butt secs (intentionally misspelled) And... I love you --Adogg222 13:51, March 3, 2010 (UTC)


I see you're tweaking the HowTo:check out the hook article. I was thinking I might remove the whole Vanilla Ice as a religious figure concept. I thought I'd run it by you first before I start hacking. What do you think? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:56, 16 Jan

Why, you don't think it's funny? Are you going to add something else?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:58, 16 January 2010
Nah, I don't think it really adds anything. I think the focus should just be on the ridiculous concept of checking the hook while the dj revolves it (LOL it makes me grin just typing it) and not get bogged down with anything extra. Obviously Vanilla Ice needs to be mentioned, but I think making him out to be some sort of saint is just a bit random and pointless. Just my opinion of course, which is why I wanted to run it by you first. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:05, 16 Jan
That was the direction that Goldfishrock started it in, and so I took it and ran a little bit. I think it's pretty funny, and the article really has so few other jokes in it, but if you think it'll do better on VFH without it, by all means... No issues here.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:15, 16 January 2010
HA. It's gonna fail VFH in any case. :D I'll leave it alone until I can think of something funny to replace it with. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:17, 16 Jan


noo im still here no worries! I had alot to do this week i was stressin big time it's all better now and I could defnitely use some comic relief...i don't have any original ideas yet so I'm just gunna try and expand some articles or something until something comes to me --SueySeidl 00:43, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

I know what you mean, all my areas of expertise have either been done or wouldn't be found to be funny by the general populace (of this site).  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  17 Jan 2010 ~ 10:43 (UTC)


Just saw that you created and are working on an article on Tarot. Nice. Are you interested in the subject in "real life", the kabbalistic pathways, etc.? On the welcome party, do you think it should just be a Uncy party for everyone and not just noobs? That seems to be what I', thinkiing after seeing your additions and the others, that way everyone could play with a couple of us watching so it stays in concept. Thanks again Al McChain Quarter past Kether, MMX

I like Tarot for fun, it has been a long-time hobby of mine... I like the Welcome Party - but it should be mainly aimed at noobs because of the style it is written. If you want to move it to just Welcome Party, make sure you check the 'double redirects' page to fix any of those it creates. I think the goal or focus of the page should be to get noobs to either sign up for the Adopt-A-Noob program or to contribute stuff that is not random listcruft. Whatever that means.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:28, 18 January 2010
Noobs it is. I put another dancing pic in (Whitey), and enlarged a couple of the pics, but you really shaped it up very well. How to tie in the adopt-a-noob? I'll read Tarot and not just skim it. Listcruft! Still noobin' 18 Jan. MMX
Well right now the AAN tag is under the Welcome link at the top, but I think we should put it under a more obvious link at the bottom, like I did with the "We're waiting to hear from you" one. Should it be more obvious on the noob page?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Jan 2010 ~ 07:06 (UTC)


Shitopedia.gif fucking hilarious. Thanks a billion! – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 08:47, Jan. 18, 2010

I can make it say 'Shitopedia' or something if you want. =D  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:48, 18 January 2010
That'd be great! Although I like 'Crappypedia'. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 08:51, Jan. 18, 2010
Is that your final answer?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:55, 18 January 2010
I will make it sometime tomorrow evening.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 09:29, 18 January 2010
Can you make it bounce? lol, gross, if it bounces. How about Crapedia or Uncycrapedia? The second looks and sounds interesting. Al'lah McChains 18 Jan MMX
"Allah McChains" looks and sounds interesting, too. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 14:17 • Monday, 18-01-2010

I LIKE PIE!!![edit]

How do you know I'm reading your page?--I LIKE PIE!!! 14:12, January 18, 2010 (UTC) On your user page, I like pi too!--I LIKE PIE!!! 14:15, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

I know everything about you here, <insert name here>. I am like Sophia, only real. I eat tarot cards like potato chips. Wait, maybe that's taro chips. Anyway, I can predict the future too...  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:19, 18 January 2010

I like pie too!--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 16:25, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

I know how you know I'm watching. Check my talk page!--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:50, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Where are you man? Taking a vacation to Wikipedia? What a noob of you.--I LIKE PIE!!! 00:45, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Are you talking to me?--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:48, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

No, to that Zana Dark guy.--I LIKE PIE!!! 00:50, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Um, F.Y.I. Zana Dark is a girl--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:58, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, well, I was talking to HER.--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:30, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

9! 9 comments indented with colons removed by a nus!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:25, 19 January 2010

Um... this is the 11th comment that is ORGANIZED!!!--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:29, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

This must be one of his hyper activity atittudes--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:33, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah!--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:35, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Don't do that again. I'm serious as a heart attack.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:37, 19 January 2010

Whoa! Someone's having a grumpy time!--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:41, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Well, now that you mention it I am surfin' the red tides right now, but I am a WOMAN after all - There, I said it. Happy now?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:57, 19 January 2010

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:22, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

I don't get it--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:29, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Do I even want to know--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:31, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

No, probably not - Unless that's your thing...Sicko ;)  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:53, 19 January 2010

I'd hit that. Sicko ;)

Hey, "I LIKE PIE" reminds me of me when I was young and stupid. Or maybe it's just 'cause he stole the main text off your user page like I did? I need to go get some pie.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Jan 2010 ~ 07:15 (UTC)

Guys! Where did we get the colons.--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:44, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Wired colons that need to be removed, this looks like a job for, I LIKE PIE!!! .--I LIKE PIE!!! 23:35, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, how embarrasing of Zana Dark being a WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!--I LIKE PIE!!! 23:44, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Hm. I was gonna say something, but that guy edit conflicted me and made me forget. Bastard. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:46, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

You're sure you don't remember?--I LIKE PIE!!! 00:12, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

I call 27th comment!--I LIKE PIE!!! 00:13, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Where are you n00bs!--I LIKE PIE!!! 01:46, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Hello?--I LIKE PIE!!! 23:35, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

Hello?--I LIKE PIE!!! 22:47, January 23, 2010 (UTC)

What's up?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:56, 24 January 2010

I'm saying your new name is Zany Park. And iwillkillyou333 name is iwilldie222.--I LIKE PIE!!! 13:37, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

And your new name is pielikei--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 14:59, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

I think Zana Dark's mad at me.--I LIKE PIE!!! 20:50, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

No shit, dude--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:28, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

Quotation template, again[edit]

Zana, I've listed my problems with the {{Q}} template in Forum:The Q (Quotation) template. (Mordillo has invited me to put it back in mainspace, but that's not a solution.) Would you please visit the Forum with your thoughts? Spıke ¬  21:57 19-Jan-10

I see you've stopped dictating the font-size for the first line of the quote in User:Zana Dark/Templates/Booty, good. But you should do the same for the second line; for instance, replace the SPAN tags with SMALL. If the surroundings were not 12pt, it might be damned peculiar for the attribution to be forced to 10pt. Spıke ¬  11:58 21-Jan-10

Tom Mayfair **
Todd Lyons
Happytimes **
Zana Dark ***
For reference... How bout meow?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:18, 21 January 2010

At this point, your template is identical to mine (except that I use five nbsp's, and except for that damned tilde), because I take control of DIV.UncycQuote, override your list of favorite fonts, and set the entire quote to use Spik2009, just as the ordinary text does. I don't think templates should be in the business of specifying fonts. The wiki style the user picks (such as Uncyclopedia.CSS, though I'm still using Modern.CSS from Wikipedia) makes such page-design decisions. The template is entitled to say things like, this line is italic and smaller than its surroundings, this line is even smaller, etc., as yours does. Spıke ¬  18:24 21-Jan-10

Actually, it is an m-dash now, but I made it even smaller. The font thing is your preference, I understand, but the reason the code tags are used right now is because of the font it automatically specifies. I merely used a style sheet to define it instead. Also, I am using professional WC3 standard-compliant web code. Wiki formatting is in no way professional or applicable for real-world web design, so my apologies for the confusion.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:29, 21 January 2010

Seems odd that the em-dash should be smaller than the line that introduces it. Separately, if I understand you, it's entirely correct to use the style=... CSS syntax; I merely disagree that the page-style decision should be in a template. Ideally, Uncyclopedia.CSS (or whatever, modified by any CSS file on the user's PC) should specify the font of the DIV.UncycQuote if desired; otherwise, default to the font of the surrounding text. Spıke ¬  18:35 21-Jan-10

As I said before, "I put the style inline because I do not know how to edit the main style sheet (What a noob I am). So, if everyone likes it, maybe an admin can make the modifications, and then you could still override the font with your local style declarations." I am a professional web designer, I adhere to coding standards. Also, since you seem to be the only one who cares about the m-dash I put it in for you, but I made it smaller. It's called compromise. That being said, I no longer care about this mundane issue, so feel free to leave me out of further discussions on the matter.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:58, 22 January 2010


Nice guy, no? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:21, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

The nicest guy EVER!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:03, 20 January 2010


For the changes you made on My Unbook. They make it look better--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:50, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Awesome. I was worried you may have thought I murdered it. Do you think it's ready for VFH?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:48, 21 January 2010
I believe so--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:37, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

So Zana[edit]

You never said if you liked your front page blurb or not. I saw that commercial on TV one day and I said to myself Ha! and then myself said Zana ha! and then we both agreed on the point. It's easier when you have multiple personalities really. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:38, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

I LOVE it... So it was you? Magnificent!!! I even added the youtube vid to the bottom of my userpage. Thank you so much!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:47, 21 January 2010
Twas my pleasure :) ~Jewriken.GIF 19:38, January 22, 2010 (UTC)


Bonjour, je suis ici encore <°((((><

Oh bon! Je suis si heureux!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:44, 21 January 2010


Uncle-Dad.jpg Uncle-Dad thanks you in the only way he knows:
a long glass of moonshine and an hour with
his niece-wife.

Thank you so much! IronLung 22:27, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

I am the Walrus[edit]

Damn, I missed a chance to review this. Ah well. Believe it or not but I spent a good portion of a recent day off listening to and reading about Beatles' music--yes, I need a life. I didn't even know about the movie Deep End--apparently it was thought lost but may be released on DVD this year (if we can believe those folks at that silly Wikipedia). I liked the ending, where you referenced where John actually said he purposely wrote nonsense after he heard of school children assigned to analyze Beatles' lyrics. Thanks for the article! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:47, January 23, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the feedback! I am going to be re-tooling this a bit after the pee review I got... I appreciate the input! I plan to spend almost my entire day tomorrow playing the Beatles' Rock Band. Talk about having no life. Thanks again!  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:59, 24 January 2010


Is the name of the above article. In addition it's actually rather good, but still needs a firm hand and some gentle stimulation to bring it to a satisfactory conclusion. I was just wondering if you might enjoy doing this. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:45, Jan 23

Yes, it appears I added a link to John Travolta's Hair to this article back in 2007. I agree the article has lots of potential, but it seems to be lacking a certain something. I'll see what I can do... ;)  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:12, 24 January 2010
As I mentioned here, I once brought sexy back. If you need any help with this, just let me know.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  24 Jan 2010 ~ 20:56 (UTC)

Newb Nickname for You[edit]

With at least a decade of wisdom as the driving force behind this subject, I LIKE PIE!!! and myself have been disgusting a new nickname for you with the (thus far) following entries:

  1. Zany Park
  2. Clarabelle

Your thoughts?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  24 Jan 2010 ~ 21:09 (UTC) (P.S. ILP got banned for a week, so his input may be held back a bit.)

Ooh, I like the third one. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:03, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

Vote Tallies

This is by--I LIKE PIE!!! 20:57, February 7, 2010 (UTC).

Zany Park

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  • Aleister In Chains
  • Pelargonium

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None of that made sense, so here's some potato porn.

Potatoporn.jpg --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:07, February 8, 2010 (UTC)


Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:35, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Do you I LIKE PIE???[edit]

Um, hi. I lefted a note for I_LIKE_PIE!!! you might like to read. That is all.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  01 Feb 2010 ~ 10:54 (UTC)

Thank you!![edit]

Thank you!!

I stand here before you, arms outstretched and butterflies exploding from my zipper, in thanks for supporting me for Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year.

Throughout 2009, many people had stupid ideas, and many of those people wrote those stupid ideas down, but apparently you agreed that no one thought of so many idiotic things, nor humiliated himself on such a regular basis, as I.

You pity me! You really pity me!

May 2010 be an even worse year for us all!

Help Please[edit]

I'm in need of some ideas for my article HowTo:Date a Emo Girl. it has been in my user space for some time and I really want to get it done. If you have any sweet ideas, go to the talk page, create a new section, and put your ideas there. You will be credited for your work. Thanks.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:34, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Good News[edit]

I LIKE PIE is dead, because Roman Dog Bird kicked his ass. He came back, but was banned again. But I don't think he'll annoy the crap out of you anymore.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:57, February 16, 2010 (UTC)


The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:11, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

You know...[edit]

I SEE you edit stuff. Is Rock Band really all that consuming? *grin*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 05:38 (UTC)

I am sick with rock fever. Really, I need help.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:33, 15 February 2010

Message from your Uncle-in-law[edit]

After all this time, I finally noticed this. I was all prepared to take some sort of UnLegal action, until I noticed the one who made the change was you. I guess that makes it official, huh? (By the way, our crass imitation claims a Serjeant-at-law was in the highest order of counsel at the English or Irish bar). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:07, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

It was hilarious at the time. Well, I still think it's funny, but feel free to change it back. :D  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:32, 15 February 2010
I only now find it funny (I was so clueless in my youth, sigh.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  16 Feb 2010 ~ 03:49 (UTC)

Hi Zana[edit]

Cheers!!! For some time my mentor and awesome teacher has asked me to contact you. And sorry for being late. He feels we have mentalities in common. If you want to know anything about my Ununreality, then rather than write here (in naked view of the world) please ask our mutual friend, MrN (who is also my friend). If he thinks we should be in contact then, God knows, he's right! I guess!? Why not? I'm harmless at worst! Or, maybe God doesn't even care! Or what if there is no God? I wonder, has God ever heard of God? Hardly matters, really, and I've no idea how the subject even came up. Please let me know if this hello is helloed. Cheers!--Funnybony 10:48, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Zana: He's into astrology, music, sexy women, crazy assed conspiracies AND surfing! You guys are a match made in heaven! I just thought you might like to work together on something. Funnybony knows rather a lot about music (you will be surprised to find out who he really is) as well as precious gem stones, jewellery and a shit loads about astrology. I mean SHIT loads about astrology... Try e-mailing him sometime. ;) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:14, Mar 1

Vagina related issue...[edit]

You never said thanks for tidying up your vagina. :( OK, I only gave it a little trim around the edges, but well... When a man helps a lady get her vagina featured on the front page he expects some kinda gratitude? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:29, Mar 1

Duude, I totally thanked you here. LOLZ  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:58, 2 March 2010
What that? A sideways smile? Is that all I get? Dam, you are a high maintenance woman. Next time I catch you in IRC I will put you across my knee as punishment. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:14, Mar 3

Yo Zana[edit]

Hi, good to "see" you around. Congratulations on the features, and hope you've had fun since I last wrote on your talking space, where we are now communicating as if by etheric mysteries. And look, I've been using the signature you made, although I haven't uploaded it, the better to play with the dates. Thanks. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 18:44 2 3 2Mx

Also, poopdick. That is all. --EMC [TALK] 18:47 Mar 2 2010

Pocket Pussy[edit]

Remarkable audio feature! and what a beautiful voice! Spıke ¬  02:18 3-Mar-10

Pocket pussy[edit]

Loved this article. Was this audio meant to be in UnNews? If so, should the originating article itself be in UnNews space? If so, or you'd like me to move it for you, let me know on my talk page please. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:02, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:37, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:52, March 17, 2010 (UTC)


You've been nommed for VFS, in case you didn't know. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 21:39, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

I had no idea, that is totally awesome! Not gonna get it though, total sausage fest. ; )  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:59, 20 March 2010
But you're a woman; that shouldn't bother you. Unless're some kind of...lesbian freak! OoO —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 17:59, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
This about sums it up.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:56, 23 March 2010

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit]

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:23, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

What have you done for me lately[edit]

Mordillo, Zana, the excellent features youse recorded at the start of the month are still listed in the Top 10 Recent Audios (in {{RecentUnNewsAudio}}), for the sake of diversity, even though there are now 20 more recent ones. All by me. But this absolution will end in April and it is time for you to get the microphone back out of the attic. Spıke ¬ 11:55 31-Mar-10

Hi boss![edit]

Would you like to partake in another scheme? The Legal office didn't quite catch wind like I had hoped it would, perhaps because it doesn't have a lot of practical uses. This one has, though. If you aren't put off by my weird antics about stuff and shit, which I certainly would understand. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:19, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Oh legal is still there-- patiently waiting for a car accident or an ambulance to chase... you just wait and see.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Apr 2010 ~ 00:13 (UTC)
Also, legal people will be much in need when Summit of Spin starts spinning. I'm pretty sure the wooden wheel manufacturers would like to sue the rubber tyre manufacturers - if someone finds a good reason... -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 10:24, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation[edit]

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Miss You[edit]

Lots.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 04:44 (UTC)

^Per Happytimes —Pelozurian (talk) 04:47, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
I saw you! Ha!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 01:20, June 18 2010 UTC
I'm here and there... you know, right behind you looking over your shoulder.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:22, 18 June 2010
It's like a Christmas miracle in June!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  18 Jun 2010 ~ 02:02 (UTC)

Zana, WTF, it's you![edit]

Hi, and good to see your name flowing past again. For a visit (if so have a cookie), or for a holiday, it's nice to hear you bouncing around the site again. Aleister 1:20 18 6 MMX

WTF? Its like its 2007 all over again.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I'm still partying like it's 1999. Aleister 10:18 18 6 MMX

Zana, check this out[edit]

You might have missed this change, and may recognize one of the things that inspired it. By the way, your adoptee HappyTimes came up with the language. I LIKE PIE!!!

That's right, it's official, I rule.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 16:55 (UTC)
Rap.gif Oh dayum, HP's goin ghetto! —Pelozurian (talk) 17:10, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

You thought I forgot?[edit]

Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:50, 1 July 2010


I was wondering if I can join the UN:LEGGAL Legal Department. Please Reply. --AchmedTheDeadTerrorist 13:23, August 20, 2010 (UTC)User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

You may; but it's better if you join the "UN:LEGAL" Legal Department right Zana? (You can take MetalHeadsRejoice's place; he's "retired" now.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 06:46 (UTC)
sorry to butt in, but achmed is officially a wanker, and is currently permabanned. cya! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:48, Aug 22
eh, didn't know, it's not on his page or nothin' ... still, good info above there ^ yes? (Yep!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 07:52 (UTC) (edit: he's now banned as of slightly after that message.)
is UnLegal Department still working? The talk page has nothing new on it since about January 2010. Zana has gone on leave, I had thought it was Multiliteralist's baby. Correct me if I am wrong. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:54, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
er, yes?
The mass that kept that ball rolling was Zana & Multi with a bit of me greasing the wheels but no one else really jumped on the bandwagon so it ground to a rusted halt; sadly. I have hopes of doing more with it as it was a tremendous amount of fun, but it seems I've been juggling too hard and've got too many balls in the air right now to re-launch the franchise by myself. I'd be willing to contribute when the times comes, when rising like a phoenix... well, when somebody files a claim anyway-- it's never really gone away per se, but no one has used it lately.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 02:03 (UTC)
I am here, you guys. I have been occupied with other things (mostly rockband) so have done little editing. But rest assured, I am quite nosy and thus I am watching stuff. I try to stop by whenever it tickles my fancy (which it does often, ooh!), but since the last user wanting to sign up for the department was evidently permabanned(?) and I haven't had much to add to it, sadly, I agree it looks a bit neglected... Alas, maybe one day like the department, I too will rise like the phoenix, returning to pillage and plunder ye articles.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:55, 8 September 2010
Good to see your name around again. When you come back for good a hot toddie and biscuits will be waiting. Aleister 15:00 8 9
Glad to see you are keeping an eye on what is going on here Zana. What is rockband btw? I could google it but guess I will end up with the wrong website. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:29, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Avast me hearties![edit]

Colony Potato.jpg
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.

Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes pi.gif

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

Zana, Mah Boi![edit]

Since you've been not existing for a long time, I'm going to be removing you off the adopters list, in an effort to make it easier for noobs to find an adopter who's active. Feel free to add yourself back if you become more active at any time in the future. Cheers. -RAHB 05:59, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

I am sad; like a sad, sad clown. (But it had to be done... I will carry on *sniff!*)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  18 Sep 2010 ~ 06:12 (UTC)